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My story is kinna complicated, My Ex....is my Next, we brkup and bangup...

This moment its over, the nxt moment we r sweating it out...

After the 1st brkup, she visited, (there was a female colleague in my crib that weekend), she tryd initiating 3some wid ha...*buh didnt succeed*

Dunno wat to call it shaa...buh each time I get on her nerves, she threatens to break my wind shield - #windscreen.

We r Exes, our rlshp has been and is still wierd and crazy...

*the dude thats tryin to wife ha doesnt know abt us*

Think I need help a shrink maybe.

sandracoopert:
It hurts only one person. But never me. #shy gurl#

The funniest thing in this thread to me z ur use of #hashtag ...

#thankmelater

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slightlyMad:
there was this guy wearing a tattered socks with holes the last time i travelled to PH

Wats wrong wid dat?...

Wats d big fuss about flying that he had to change his socks??

Na soo gals go dy snap up and down...as if they hv achieved d unacheivable

*mtcheew... 9ja and irrelevances*

LaurelP:
Hehehe, ideal woman keh...

....oga op, I disagree with no. 2,

Ur stage in life determines ur priority, some of us have seen it all....and now we are too busy running our businesses...I cant have a boo begging m to stay for a weekend wen am supposed to be on a business trip....

Some of us have persistent 'Ex' who cant let go...and still treats you so good...

So i'd rather fly her to any state I go (when I hv time) than waste valuable time trying to please som nu chick...



*Besides shez so hot and good*

Sommyangel:
Please i dont mean to be annoying but who is tyrese.. I honestly don't know

He is one barrow pusha in NyC...

StephanieEzeh:
So anyone who buys a lady gifts must sleep with her? Is that what u mean? Chineke nna, what has [/b]our men [b]turn into? Beasts and robots?

Op u need to go to back sch and retake GS101

I didn't do English in sch... *jst because of say i no finish sch*

But am sure d bold sentence is grammatically wrong.

Shouldn't it have been 'what have our men turned into?'.... abeg mek d guru's in d house check am....* since na grammar tins dy rain nw*


And if i am right,..

den op, ur case is like dat chick that snubbed a guy and said 'simple english, u cant spoke'

IzonOwei:
but abeg no sag go work or office oo...

Bros I know a hospital's HOD in his 50's dat sag *in corporate outfit* d man is rich...see bebs trollin all over him lik bees over honey

Another dude in fmc owerri in his late 30's still sags to office...if yuh see hw sharp interns dy troll, u go believe...

Saggin get levels abeg, people notice that u sag wn u no get level

anigold:
bros cant you give without canal reward...

Bros eeh, I dy giv ooo, buh if I wrote a check of 150k to support her accommodation, and I no still get canal reward....

Wont you call m 'Maga General'....even if u dont, she will take m for one..so sometimes d reward expected is to prove am not a maga....especially wn u spend hundreds of thousands.

StephanieEzeh:
So anyone who buys a lady gifts must sleep with her? Is that what u mean? Chineke nna, what has our men turn into? Beasts and robots?

If I were a girl, I wont accept gifts without knowing fully wat d guy wants.

Buh our dear 9ja bebs, I taya, one chick collect house, collect car, till gbege burst....

....back to ur post...why wud girls collect gifts and expect not to b bleeped?, is d guy father christmas, or are you a deity?

StephanieEzeh:
So anyone who buys a lady gifts must sleep with her? Is that what u mean? Chineke nna, what has our men turn into? Beasts and robots?

If I were a girl, I wont accept gifts without knowing wat d wants fully...

Buh our dear 9ja bebs, I taya, one chick collect house, collect car, till gbege burst....

....back to ur post...why wud collect gifts, is d guy father christmas, or are you a deity?

StephanieEzeh:
Self-deception!!! They are low class girls guy! What do they need from u? Just the cash!

Got ya....#classless op

StephanieEzeh:
Yea, the crazy ones without class!

Op z soo classless

StephanieEzeh:
Yea, the crazy ones without class!

Got u

StephanieEzeh:
Yea, the crazy ones without class!

Frm experience, Most girls that rant about 'class', r jst silly wannabes... op, am sry to say this buh, u sound pretty much like one.

ronald4lif:
Well, for those who cares about societal stereotypes they might worry but for those who are unreceptive to social conformation like myself we don't give a hoot.

Characters/status that turns a girl off
1. Being broke
2. Brokeness
3. Hailing from Brokelyn
4. Using Legedez benz/keke/bus


....When a guy z filty f..kin rich, I bet yuh boo,(@op) all doz stuff listed in ya list will jst be seen as swagg.

A Lot of stars in 9ja hav doz attitudes still most classy ladies will even pay to hook up wid dem.

Comin to d sexx, d chicks wud go for it, and wn d dude z asleep, she snaps and post on Fb

dapyd1:
Okay o.

But I think finances is usually number one.
If that one is taken care of, somehow every other thing falls into place.

At least, most times.

...@ 'bolded' doesn't work always especially when some bigger fish is around d corner spoiling her with more expensive gifts.

imagine, u gave her a galaxy tab on her birthday...and some side dude gives her a car key...

Who b d beb

angieberry:
Nawa oh and our politicians get only 18 months for stealing billions!!!

Exactly my take on the matter.

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Trustees Application letter

Filling of CAC Application Form,

Minute of the meeting where the board of Trustees were elected, 'showing voting pattern',

Minute of the meeting where Special Clause was adopted,

The Seal,

Newspaper publication,(two newspapers)

Trustee declaration form...sworn in a High Court.

3copies of your constitution.

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....Now we have to repeat name reservation once more to continue.


...CAC's website can be annoying sometimes.

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Hand gloves and trousers can cover doz areas....

floragregs:
Yea, my very nice classmate Crystabel. Livingstone college Lagos. Class of 2005. The lady is all shades of nice!

This info cannot put food on ur table / make u a celeb overnight

I bet d crystabel chick has never posted ur name online...so watz d info abt??

Its unnecessary dear

ijbeauty:
Nice one...

money good oo, but a promising job could have been better.

Could they have employed 180 people. Haba...


Dat empowerment will turn some of doz guyz into millionaires...then, they will employ more Nigerians.

First class brains are to b encouraged so as to bring out d best in them...everything is not jst about a job.


#myopinionthough

segemint:
Nne u murdered the English oh!

Lol


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thundafire:
go skool na wahalacs dy only snake am cin is dy ikebe abi dy gateman be dy bulldoze u wer ur housegal catch u nd u dy say snake lol maybe ur gateman get bulala so ur HG say she c snake anyway OP go skool

Plz is this swahili

Jeromejnr:
Yes this is how it should be, rewarding hardworking students with money especially.

Instead of giving the winner of a beauty pageant money and a car and giving a first class graduate only a Tab and a book and biro. That kind of reward system should be switched. What's the point of beauty without brains? and what is the point of having a first class without being given a platform to bring out innovations?.

I mean our priorities are wrong in this country. Who knows maybe one of this hardworking students in the past, having being given a proper platform might have solved our power problem.

#Justsaying.

#Word

tucky200:
mr m0ron that's exactly what he said okay..and u could reply without insults....
Presidential flag bearer of the All Progressives Congress
(APC), Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is appalled that
neighbouring Chad and Cameroun are turning out to be
more successful at the battle front against Boko Haram
than Nigeria.
Nigeria’s poor performance,he says,is a disgrace.
“It’s a big disgrace for Nigeria. It is now Cameroon and
Chad fighting the insurgency more than Nigeria. We will
build the capacity and Nigeria should be able to secure its
territorial integrity,” Buhari told Reuters.

thenationonlineng.net/disgrace-neighbours-must-take-boko-haram-buhari-

Apologies for d repetition, I cant delete a post...I could use help frm d house

tucky200:
mr m0ron that's exactly what he said okay..and u could reply without insults....
Presidential flag bearer of the All Progressives Congress
(APC), Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is appalled that
neighbouring Chad and Cameroun are turning out to be
more successful at the battle front against Boko Haram
than Nigeria.
Nigeria’s poor performance,he says,is a disgrace.
“It’s a big disgrace for Nigeria. It is now Cameroon and
Chad fighting the insurgency more than Nigeria. We will
build the capacity and Nigeria should be able to secure its
territorial integrity,” Buhari told Reuters.

thenationonlineng.net/disgrace-neighbours-must-take-boko-haram-buhari-

And who wants to negote with terrorists now?....a rtd General. Smh

tucky200:
mr m0ron that's exactly what he said okay..and u could reply without insults....
Presidential flag bearer of the All Progressives Congress
(APC), Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is appalled that
neighbouring Chad and Cameroun are turning out to be
more successful at the battle front against Boko Haram
than Nigeria.
Nigeria’s poor performance,he says,is a disgrace.
“It’s a big disgrace for Nigeria. It is now Cameroon and
Chad fighting the insurgency more than Nigeria. We will
build the capacity and Nigeria should be able to secure its
territorial integrity,” Buhari told Reuters.

thenationonlineng.net/disgrace-neighbours-must-take-boko-haram-buhari-

And who is negotiating with terrorists now?....a rtd General. Smh

Sunofgod:
How costly and what are the side effects?

U dont wanna know what cancer chemotherapy does to ur whole system, ...google is ur friend shaa

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when you subscribe for dstv premium bouquet and all she watches is African magic

#youknowyourmumisnigerian when u think shes asleep in her room, and you smartly change her African magic...to E!,

Mum: *d thunder wer go fire that person in d sitting room is still doing press up*...u wan watch na.ked oyibo abi

Me:

Freemanan:
I THOUGHT THEY ARE AGAINST WESTERN CULTURE!





THE MACHINE USED IN PRINTING THAT MONEY IS PRODUCED FROM THE WESTERN WORLD, LIKEWISE ALL THE AMMUNITIONS THEY USE...



ISLAM EXTREMISTS AND HYPOCRISY SHA... IDIATS

What of mobile phones, d video tapes, clothes they wear...all western.