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Who Send dem??...

iamrealdeji:
You'd rather say nice noses,Nigerians have mistaken nice nose to pointy nose,there are 16 different types of noses,from Snub Nose(Elizabeth Taylor type) to Greek nose,to Roman nose,The Hawk,Celestial Nose(Princess Cathrine, Halle Berry type),Aquiline Nose,Nubian nose(Obama's type) etc. People do mock pointy nose in the western world and see it as racist if you know what pointy nose really is

Plz Who NoSe this guy


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yorubadelta:
Hmmmm!

we all know tokstarr is gonna return back to him like she always has for the past 12yrs! No be today he don dey cheat on am.


.. dude wants to deal with the issue "privately" but yet, posted his apology PUBLICLY. hmmm


... I'm here to read comments sha

If u r here to read comments,... i'm here to cook soup with the comments, *wen u r done jacking them*

Bamz:
Hello all,
Does anyone know when the next auction is taking place?

Plz I think if anyone has a question that's not pertaining to T-bills, simply leave ur email, so that people with d answers can do d needful...I wouldn't like any other diversion in this thread...

Currently am running Tbills, as advised by my account manager....when I told him wz going to sink 1m into 'Lets partner with you' ...another extremely high risk biz..

*dnt ask m abt it*

But for d my rest of mind, I chose Tbills...vry safe, though low interest.

Cheers house

angelo82:
@All Please kindly stay focussed on Treasury Bills and don't patronize any HYIP investment programs.............Dont loose your fund to any corporate scam...........

God bless this post...

onyekachee:
Abeg who NOSE how don jazzy is feeling

Idi egwu

tombravo:
This one dey kill himself cos of a heartbreak. mumu.

got heartbroken recently.
well,i guess my heartbreak is turning me to a player.
cant seem to trust any girl again.
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..
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just bullshitting any girl.
Don't give a flying fuq anymore.
you wanna go? fine by me.
NEXT!!!!!! :-D

Yesss!, way to go bro.

Lemme inspire u a little wt a little story in 2012

Som fine a.ss chick left m, cuz of som guy,

*she wz soo damn fine, I wz her 1st so it wz kinna hard to let go, but I did*

Somhw after few weeks, we got back together as friends with benefit...

The guy z now her fiance, buh I still b.ang d living hell outta her.

The good thing z dt derz no emotions attached d life we live....

...buh d bad thing z dat, evn if she settles with dat guy, she will still b coming around for it. *she confessed this*

Sometimes this life is weird, for m, I pity d dude that might b having my kid in his home

...am not proud of the whole thing shaa...

#dontjudgeme

Thats a pity...

Well in my own case, I had my first and last hrt brk in 2002...

Since then, I hv been playing dez chicks till date...

..plz dnt judge me.. cuz each time I want to stop playing, I always get a news like the Op...

It makes me continue....

Infact I play ladies for all d guys in d world with a brkn hearts...


Sometimes I wonder if I will marry...

...*think a bby mama wud b fine*




#dontjudgeme

emjoe1:
it has teyed.

Teydn't it

lolu007:
Was so hard for me

11. Fidelity $2

1 and 2


so far dez three are met, for the rest, I will always unleash d beast in my lady, pim.p her just the way I want her....

....my signature

Misanthrope:
Currency depreciation is normal.

Sometimes depreciating the currency is inevitable, China once devalued their currency by 38 percent, it it becomes too bad, inflation becomes a rule.

Shame on you for this useless post.

Have you analysed the actuall cause of the hike in black mkt?

CBN it self with all the accounting competence should hv known that this would happen...

misspicy:
Fiction at it worst...
Andyblaze u have nice imaginary skills but u dnt relay it well...
Try again nxt tym

I bet you, d ops imaginary skill is soo lame, he shouldnt try writing for Nollywood his likes hv congested d lame industry....

So a woman that wants to cheat will leave her shop open.

...and even if d shop was locked, instead of d woman in d shop kicking d cheats butt, she chose to broke into a shop...

Lame

Good one...

I will also add some tips on an emerging business am researching on.

Its for those that are ready to invest in skill development....After about 6months training, you will b counting your profits

...the thread is coming soon...

chiboyo:
That woman is a useless piece of garbage.. I also fell victim to her scam last month..

Please shout the word: CHIAMAKA WORLU FAITH is a scammer and an unrepentant thief.

@kason please what nairaland ID did she use with u?

We know her by the monikers: web3, weeb3 and web2

It cud b a guy....

Buh if it were in the western world, EFCC equivalent should be able to track her via d bank....from that bank detail and atm cameras...

But, if u can, write EFCC

A Lot is happening in this Medical Centre for sure....

A lot of weirder conducts by this MD... May this president get this, I pray for my colleagues in FMCO...

What are they saying about this N236-$1 sef, this thing dy dull my hustle dye..

For the N400m cars, dt one noo consign m, for me jst make $1-N150, and give me 12hrs light I wont ask FG for anything again...

seunmsg:
They should please make the deal immediately without hesitation. Those girls are worth far more than the criminal terrorist that we have locked up. Beside, since security agencies were able to arrest the terrorist earlier, they can still be arrested again in subsequent raid. For now, we want our girls back please.

True, but what if they decide to abduct 500 girls after the deal?

The second tweet

Opinedecandid:
Are you that surprised that as the rains keep pouring down, power supply is bound to increase?
or where u born last year?

Are you also unaware GEJ built and commissioned numerous Power Plants in the last six years?


Or may be for your mind, the improvement in power supply is done by Buhari. The same president who can't do the simplest of things.

Learn and grow, mbok!

God bless you, ask that clown wat effort the current admin. has done to improve power.

The efforts I know so far z d barn on importation which hz totally collapsed d naira. 198-235 in a month *what will happen in 4yrs*

...Evryone should get me right, power has not improved...its almost like it wz during Gej's era(which is not impressive)

Am still waiting for improvement, cuz they still ration power in most parts of Kubwa-Fct.

Not to talk of so many other parts of the country.

...So far, this current admin is as clueless as d past one....i still need a change.

Wow creative,

Mr. President take note:

People with this kind of skill should be supported.

Subsidies should be granted on raw materials that will improve mechanisation and industrialisation

Go to Tinker - camp Enugu, my Ford focus (whose spare parts are scare and expensive) is always being provided for, by skilled and creative mechanics- they can construct virtually anything they see...these people should be encouraged.

You allowed cbn to barn things without proper provision for the resultant devaluation of the Naira...

Remember you promised $1=N1, .... its now N231...

Finally, before anybody barns importation of anything, they should follow it up with subsidy or reduced tax on other materials that will improve industrialisation...


....and u need a finance minister, this one an 'empty treasury' is producing billions for governors, without an auditor/finance minister...


...I case my rest.

FrancisTony:
You are right: A married man sleeping with ladies should be blamed since he has made a vow with a woman.

In most cases, his partner is usually a single lady. Why blame them since they are still unmarried?

@Mredwifeosband, their bitterness is allowed...

@ bolded, weep for u and d people frm ur sch of tot....

So an unemployed youth can venture into armed robbery, after all, he is unemployed...

My sister Marriage doesn't have much value to we men these days (am sry to say it), but do u know y

Its a like a business venture, prior to marriage they bid very high and do everything possible to win d girl..(cuz she myt hv other suitors)

Obviously most girls marry cuz of money and stability someone on NL even said 'Dnt marry for money but go to where the rich stays and marry for love'....

A man clearly knows that if he is not financially ok that he cant marry a girl of his dream, so why would he stay without a mistress.. since its his money that bought him a wife...he can as well buy a fleet of mistresses.

*b4 any married women proves me wrong she should answer these:*

'why did my hubby marry m, is it cuz he could afford me, or was it true luv'

'Wud I hv married someone that is not so stable financially, even though he loved me more than my hubby'

My take on this topic is... we all (male or female) r to b blamed.

Since women have proven to men that with money, they can have anything....men will keep having them.

Most women are like messi in their premarital age...having lik 2aristos and 3bfs...

In marriage, d reverse is d case.

coldHeat:
The man is the problem.

Its that simple.

A man is and must always be a symbol of strength and self-control. I cannot blame a woman for anything when a man is involved. As the head and fore-runner he is automatically responsible and irresponsible if any event occurs within the influence of his power and he falls short of the standard.

Only an animal would beat up his wife.
If he loved the mistress so much why not marry her?

I have always said as well that "women may be the source of all the problems of the world, but it is we men that are the problems of the world".

Do your research, any woman today that is happy or sad, or hurt or mad, it is a man that made her so and not another fellow woman.
We men are the architects of the misfortune that is come upon this world. If we all can act mature for just 5 hours every day I am sure the world will be a much better place.

Imagine if every father was always at home (and not outside chasing another man's daughter in a bid to treat his male organ to a temporary, sensual venture only possible by the laws of oscillatory motion and lubrication found in physics) raising their daughters well to feel and know they are princesses and their sons to always cherish, respect women and treat them like queens, imagine how our society will evolve morally in a few years...

But no, all we have are children who think they are men (because they have large male copulatory organs or academic titles {MD, Phd, Msc, Bsc, MON, HIV,} ) and the world belongs to them living in sheer stupidity, fathering sons and daughters who will obviously out-do their own calculated acts of foolishness.

As men, the future of this world, this eternity, though spotless like a virgin awaiting her first sign of bleeding, is very much in our own hands.

Men dis men dat....who run d world

Wat happened to sampson and his strength?

I disagree with the face that its totally our fault...its a 50-50 case...

Its all cuz of love of money. A girl dates a married man, even though she can cope without d married man she still does...for lame reasons.

If girls resist married men, dy wont have people to date but hall.ots- who dont hav time for love play cuz their time is money...

After dating a married man wn u r single, u expect ur hubby not to. You fail to acknowledge that that ur hubby must hv lost one of his gf to an aristo..

Its a cycle...both parties are to b blamed, not only men

FrancisTony:
Gone are no such days.

Proverb 22:6
Train up a child in the way he should go,
And when he is old, he will not depart from it.

If husband and wife, spend more times in teaching their children about morality, they'd never depart from it when they are of age.

Thank you!

Bros, so u hvnt seen pastors children goin gaga in sch...r dy not trained as proverbs recommended? U fail to consider environmental / societal factors, peer pressure alone can turn dat trained child into lady gaga

tochstorm:
la baba la nyash..... la baba la one chance la baba apapa-oshodi go slow la baba la coconut-tincan holdup la baba la selfie la baba groupie.

Bros eh, dz ur comment reminded me of my cousin 'soch' with a huge sense of humor....

I cant fit laff again abeg

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

Wat most people think abt ur problem

ChelseaDr:
l b bak

Sorey OP,
Anal fisaurw simply meqns having a tear in the anal canal
Anal fissure can be very paiful... l can umxerstand how you feel
It could be caused by passing large stool, conatipation (as you have), diarrheoa, even child birth or medical conditions like crohn's dosease...it can be a terrible experience

Putting your finger in the an*s may increase the tear and worsen the pain for you. it can be treated qt home or in the hospital depending on the acute nature. You can do the following at home to see if it cqn help:
1.. take plenty of water
2..taje plenty of fruits and vegetables or vegetable supplements
3..do this.. get warm water in a wash hand basin and add plenty plenty of salt to it...add until the salt no longer dissolves...then remove your undies and sit inside the warm water (not HOT water oo) for about 20-30 minutes about three times daily..this is called sitz bath
4.. You can take stool softeners like anusol/dulcolax qs some suggezted
5..Never avoid going to toilet just because of the pain rather take your time to do it dont force it..if you avoid toilet it will woraen the cobstipation and the cycle continues

Plzz which planet r u frm

Mars

Cuz some of ur wording and spelling looks lik wat we did in Mars 101, in 20BC wn I wz in Pharohs University


...way way back when

Abayor7:
ALLAH

Do u hv to cancel d jesus??


Say no to religious violence...

I'd rather play my hardcore
rap music than listen to hypocrites

(B4 any one quotes me, google hypocrites)

pipz:
The CBN released a circular yesterday (23 June) that excludes importers of some goods and services from accessing foreign exchange at the Nigerian FX market. These goods and services include rice, cement, meat, vegetables, poultry and specific building materials (see full list on pg 2 of attached circular).

The last time we saw similar action from the CBN was on November 6, when it excluded some transactions from the official FX (RDAS) window. The difference between this policy decision and the one from November 6, is that then FX demand was diverted to the interbank window – hence the depreciation of the naira on the interbank market at the time, that we saw as a tacit devaluation. This time around the CBN is diverting demand away from the interbank window.

We see this policy move as
1. Confirmation that FX supply remains extremely tight.
2. But more worryingly, it suggests that the central bank remains reluctant to devalue the naira. The central bank is delaying what we think is an inevitable devaluation, that is coming following a $2.3bn drop in FX reserves since the February devaluation, whereafter the naira was essentially pegged.

Implications: The CBN says part of the motivation behind this policy is to encourage local production of the excluded items. But we know part of the reason the excluded items are imported is because of insufficient domestic supply. In this instance, the central bank suggests that importers use their own FX funds to import these goods.

1. The reality is most importers do not have their own FX funds. We thus expect this policy to result in importers of the excluded goods and services turning to the black market for FX. We think this will result in a significant depreciation of the naira on the black market, which means the spread between the interbank and black market exchange rate will widen significantly. (The black market exchange rate is presently c. NGN220/$1 vs interbank rate of NGN199/$1.)

2. As much as the CBN says the excluded items have not been banned, we think the central bank has effectively done so because there is not enough FX liquidity in the black market to support the demand for these imports.

3. Substituting the excluded imports with domestic production will take a while, and in the meantime we expect a shortage of some of these excluded items to develop. As the cost of importing the excluded items will rise and the supply of some these items will fall, we expect their prices to increase sharply. This implies an acceleration of Nigeria’s inflation rate. (Inflation rose to 9.0% YoY in May, from 8.7% YoY in April.) Higher inflation implies tight monetary policy that is already constricting bank lending will be with us for longer.

4. Positive for cement: This policy measure may be positive for cement companies, as it would weed out importers that were importing cement in bulk and repackaging under their own brand.

We think the expectation that the new administration will recover some misappropriated funds that will help shore up FX reserves, may be why the central bank is holding off on a devaluation. We believe this recovery process may be a lot more convoluted and lengthy than is hoped, and the naira may not hold up for that long. Moreover, a widening spread between the interbank and black market rate is likely to increase the amount by which the market expects the naira to devalue (from 10-15% today).


Renaissance Capital

Exactly!!...ur post is wat cbn will not tell us...

It is called reality...we r in huge trouble

Onegai:
I'm not a political fan of anyone. But let us sit down and analyse this LOGICALLY.

So, they've banned rice and poultry and some other goods. The importers turn to black market and smuggling to bring in those goods. For a while, I cry, but then eventually LOGIC tells me to look for cheaper alternatives. People here have mentioned Nigerian rice and I have always bought live poultry (it's even better for my health than anything frozen with an expiry date some clever Nigerian has obscured and sells to me). I begin to buy this rice, and if others join me in demand for local rice, the local growers cannot keep up with demand and expand their business. AND HIRE WORKERS (leading to a reduction in Unemployment and an increase in spending power of Nigerians).

And because these local industries need power to expand (and won't sit on their ars.es hopefully waiting for government), they will look for other sources of power, including Waste, Solar, Wind, Hydro. And if our Engineers and Technicians are smart, they should hopefully be dusting up their skills in private power distribution (I'm staying with some engineers who are currently planning this for Nigeria. They don't live in Nigeria, meanwhile those in Nigeria are fighting for bank jobs So more SKILLED JOBS WILL BE CREATED.

Those same local industries will hopefully have smart people with vision in them who will think like Dangote and start their companies with people who have contacts in government, so the tax breaks come. Because that is how life works IN ANY COUNTRY and that is why Lobbyists exist. I would not start any company and expect it to grow without having as one of my partners someone well-versed and well-connected in my industry (that person will also have networks in government). Even if I have to go back to my state of origin to do so.

And any sensible company will say "Oh, Standards Organization of Nigeria doesn't do a great job, why not incorporate our own testing and standards company, open some labs and give honest, unbiased reviews of products on the market? If we do our jobs right, Nigerians will come to trust our label/certificate of Authenticity and Quality on any product and companies will pay us to review their products". And these guys will need to hire chemists, biologists, science people, PR officers, consultants, accountants, all sorts. AND MORE JOBS WILL BE CREATED.

And then watch your economy grow realistically...
People have realised if you speak to Nigerians in tenderness, they will not listen but brute force makes them sit up. All the begging in the world would not have made one Nigerian driver wear a seatbelt but the fear of LASTMA became the beginning of seatbelt wisdom. We are in desperate times, that calls for desperate actions, the time for FG to leisurely implement policies has passed and State Govts have to start functioning (almost all of them are comatose).

The reason I can think about this LOGICALLY is that I realise no-one, absolutely no-one is forcing me to buy any imported goods. There are and will always be alternatives to everything imported. I haven't bought commercial body cream in 2 years and my skin is fantastic, I'm using organic stuff and best, my baby can use everything I use without me worrying about allergies or issues developing. I've avoided frozen chicken and my health isn't bad. I can actually buy furniture made in Nigeria (more stressful but can be done), my Nichem Wax ankara of 5 years is in better condition than anything else I bought that was imported from China (not one day of fading). So yeah, I survived without using certain imported goods. I found alternatives.

But I guess the next meal is more important than any meaningful change in 4 years' time, bah? Let's all sit back and enjoy that cheap imported rice.



The reason I think like this is that for a whole year, I have been saying that Importation must die and been studying up Business in Nigeria (and consulted for a medium-scale enterprise and worked in LASG and saw some projects up close and have some business proposals), so I can see the big picture. I wish everyone would.

Am sorry to say this, but this your analysis is so lame.

At this point u still applaud lame policies...u think the govt. care about you or the economy while making these policies.

Wat happened to our economy since the subsidy removal... our gDp rose quite alright but what effect did it have on d average youth??.... millions are still unemployed.

Most people that want to start up, dont hv capital

You said b4 u run ur company successfully, u hv to affiliate it with govt...so people that dont hv govt connections in their states can go to hell abi...

U talked abt altetnate way of power, do u know that to comfortably power a three bedroom flat with a freezer (or that ur bizness) that the solar apparati will cost about 2-3million if not more...

And u hv to change ur solar batteries every 3-4 yrs (each cost abt, 50k, and u need about 6-8 to provide ur apartment/ bizness anout 5kva)

In imo state the govt banned keke, napep, for no reason, and imported cabs....imo state has a bad road network, traffic jam is everywhere and someone is importing cabs to replace keke.

What of young entrepreneur that just started keke hire purchase bizness, what do they do??


What of people that have their goods en route nigeria, prior to this import ban policy...


The govt is simply selfish..and no one should applaud dumb policies...jonathan failed woefully, the change legislators r still fighting lik d PDP...this cbn governor should be sold to niger republic asap
What we need is a foreign president...

Cuz d average nigerian politician is selfish!

....modified...

Dont get m wrong, we dnt need to import doz items, but my argument is, what have the govt done to improve these areas...there's no light, couldn't they reduce d tax on importing solar equipment to reduce d cost a bit??

Civilised countries tax d rich more than the poor, that alone will do better than stopping our low capital mini importation business...which will keep on enriching the rich


Now a dollar is N225

Smh for 9ja

dawnomike:
simply send me ur email address and I'll send u an E-book that will guide u on how to go about running a mini-importation biz for free.

jayboss336@gmail.com

I swear, if I hammer via dx ur book, I wont forget yuh...big ups

dawnomike:
Please check your mail...I have sent you the ebook. Sorry for the delay.
Anyone that needs the ebook on how to start a mini-importation business should send me a txt msg.
NB: the ebook comes at no cost

Wow, abeg mek I feel am

chudy144:
I have done that

Still cant see u in my contact lists


Lemme re invite