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casket:
Scammers everywhere...

The first rule and only rule to deal with them is ' thou shall not be gullible'

Secondly, Nothing goes for Nothing.


Why will Iweala spend so much time on social media trying to give m a job, is she kim kardarshian

tolulope855:
Building an ARMY of FREEDOM FIGHTERS.... care to join?

R u a slave

vheMa:
She dey mad

Build bank

So because u knw maths now,na ur formulae u wan use abi Mtcheww

All of u above me sef

A 10yr old says she wud build a bank at 15, and u r here spitting trash...r u 9?

Shez a minor, thats wat the brilliant ones do...they dream big....jst lik most science students in sec. sch wants to b a doctor.

InvertedHammer:
OP

Stop deceiving yourself. There is no formula for marriage. Pious, educated, successful, handsome and even losers have failed in marriages equally.

When two adults raised from different family backgrounds and beliefs come together, there is bound to be clashes. The way the clashes are handled will determine if the marriage will survive or not. It is not by sex, education, height, appearance and other mundane things you ignorantly ascribe to marriage.

Marriage is tough.
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God bless you #oracle

treasuremabel:
I always say it n I will keep saying it;
Pre-marital sex is absolute rubbish!
In the end you become a loser n we'd end up hating each other

Some dudes be like 'you can't buy a car without testing it na'
But am like 'a finely wrapped up sweet n an unwrapped one which do you prefer, which is better'?

With d number of ho.okers on the streets (of which most will eventually marry), i'd prefer an unwrapped sweet, to a severely licked wrapped sweet.

emperorchedda:
Until you marry a guy who can't get his ddick up after the first round then you'll know how invalid all these your points are

The next thing *in that honeymoon bed* is to create a thread on NL with headings lik

'50 reasons why you should test ur proposed spouse'

'HELP!!! A frnds hubby is Impotent!'

Give them two months, shez out on d street servicing every dick and harry...

...though I dint fully disagree with d op, I think its all abt choice and priority, if u love a gal enuff to be wid her even tho she wont satisfy or bear u kids, then dont test.

But if u cant, abeg do d needful....

I hv a family frnd in dat issh ryt now, d guy said no sex b4 marriage (in 2009)

Now they have two kids... (not by d husband cuz he is impotent / sterile)... and d crazy thing is that d kids resemble their biological. father so much that even a blind man cud tell

marieolae:
Wow nice
Could've been more romantic though, it happens once in a lifetime

@ bolded... datz way back in d 80's....

..And also in vry boring marriages.

Deez days people brkup after trad...


...And dnt let ur marriage get so boring, spice things up jst like I do once in a while...

Take her *wify* out propose again, now ask her if she wants to stay married *of course in a mind blowing way*

This way d marriage never gets boring.




...and for d sharp guys in d house that wud lik to use my 4mula in their rlshps...u r welcome

magicminister:
Spurs ... G.R.A ikeja!!


for a special date/day, you sure got some taste!!

Am sure that water tastes different, thatz y itz gotta b sipped wid a straw....

#nohating, tho d whole scene z vry dry

congrats to d op tho

chudy144:
I am not selling Importation Manual
Am giving it out for Free.

Incase you need help you can add me up on BBM (check my Profile) I will do my best to assist you.

You can also go throug this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/2312183/how-make-n50000-every-month

Good Luck!

Don't for get am here to help.

Plz accept, I hv just sent you a bbm request

Kazzman:
Please, enough of all these nonsense talk from the Enemy of Yorubas. Afterall OSUN is not the only state owing, why concentrating on only Osun if not for your evil propaganda. You have failed again with this one and nothing will stop the good people of Osun from getting over this challenging situation.

With this type of Political and tribal perception, u can hardly achieve much, wn u r oppressed.

This is exactly what a typical politician will say...smh.

orogodoganyin:
the sad question is 'do u know hw many worker's salaries his wardrobe allowance can actually pay?

Abt 1000 people that earn 18k

chamboy:
We Are On Our Own

#Jah bless yuh.


This has been my position since 18 BC




The country is beyond redemption,


It will be easier for an elephant to pass through d eye of a needle than for things to go d masses way in 9ja

...I alwayz tell youths...#hustle hard, d country has no plans for yuh.....trivial tho

abrahimzy:
The NIGERIA CUSTOM internal recruitment is on to apply call MR Ibrahim on: for assistance on how to proccess the form. Please beware of fraudsters

@ bolded




U mean ur colleagues

Velocitron:
Yes, so annoying!

Wait till u watch lame fake foreign celebrity news coined and shown on hiptv...

U go know say 9ja bloggers na learners.

dammytosh:
You are frustrated eediot.

You don't ridicule another person's faith or believe for any reason in this manner.

I pray You fall into Boko Haram's den and they molest you until you come bac to your senses.

As for when Buhari is going to Die, you might die before him

@ bolded got ma ribs cracking

Muslims r not terrorists....

I agree

But when a terrorist shouts allah b praised prior to d detonation of a bomb, wah du u want an average nigerian to assume

Some of d people u quoted killed during a war, plz is there a war in Nigeria??

I am not against any religion, but I hv seen an inscription in a friend's car " There is no God, its only Allah", plz hv u ever seen a christian sticker that reads ' theres no Allah, but God'??

Muslims r not terrorists but dat religion promotes violence...lik jihad

WTF



Plz b4 anyone quotes m with lame curse, I didnt curse anyone...so dnt wAke up a sleeping lion...


If u must quote m, giv logical explanations to my view

ziccoit:
There is nowhere in Nigeria constitution where it is stated that a lawmaker must sponsor a bill. Besides, sponsoring a bill doesn't translate to efficiency.

People lik you make me weep for d future of this country....

dovelike:
Lolzzz. On the road. What kind of exam is that? Life exam?

Examination of life maybe ...

Students of nawadays read wn dy hear of exams, this doznt happen in d 80's...













*so I heard*

mikidoo1:
This talent of showing boobi can it fetch oiyel reserves and foreX to the naija economy?

They show it off to ur senators, who fly dez h*oes around d world, buy dem estates as birthday presents...with tax payers money.


...I hv one of dem as FWB, d last time she wz arranged for a senator, the man wz evn too busy to spend tym with her, buh she wz lodged in transcorp hilton, and her T-fair wz 500k... for dx 9ja...

So free 'em h*oes dy know they aint loyal



Ps: Fwb. #Friendswithbenefit

goofyone:
Yet again Nigerians with incredibly poor minds who see no gain in knowledge when it doesn't produce riches. Poor people!

Does bill gates know dat equation??....is he a nigerian mtsheeew,

Dat I am not interested in knowing dat irrelevant equation dznt mean I dnt wanna know how to make millions....


Its a matter of priority....

U wanna learn how to solve dat equation in sch, am busy learning how to buy d school, employ u to teach students dat equation, and have d students pay m for d knowledge

Ours is an NGO that promotes education and support academic activities.

Motto: Ensuring Literacy for the African Child

Initially the movement was 'Gifted Hands support', but after months of name search to register it with Corporate affairs commission, we transformed the name to:
' Jizzle and Kim alphabetisation Initiative'


Ps: alphabetisation: /literacy/ in french


We just got the approval today.
We have a lot of activities and packages for our beneficiaries- to support their education and take this organisation to international level.

We call out for consultants, NGO proprietors, etc in this forum to contribute to this quest.

We are calling out for volunteers also (in Enugu State)

Location: 15 Obiagu rd, Enugu State.

Beneficiaries can send an e mail to jayboss336@gmail.com


The blog address for our constitution will be made available to volunteers, patrons and consultants (on request).

...We will post activities here on this forum

...This weeks' activity involves continuation of the registration process...

This might take a month.


Suggestions and contributions are welcome.

pazienza:
Same Buhari that believes Abacha never stole.

By the time Buhari is through with the Nigerian treasury, nah only Change go remain.

I will save this ur quote guy....

Classic!

indiraserv:
Hmmmm so what happened?
Am not saying this is the case
But sometimes when a man's status changes the woman realises but fails to acknowledge it and want to still treat and refer to him like
"I know where u started from"
And of cos it causes the man to look for someone else
While love is important,to most men respect supercedes love
That's why in some Cases the man goes after the Secretary and leaves the wife cos the wife is practicing "see finish"

Like I said am not saying that is the case here just saying!

Guys if u agree hit the like button ,if you don't mention me and let's hear your view

Ur signature explains it all to me...

...gr8 point of view, kip it up

hottest111:
some pusy ass niggas also do this stuff

Chisos worris dat dude doing


I only see dat in movies, and I call it film trick

Buy two first class tickets to any destination u can afford...den work with d flight attendants to help..u know....



*my nerd ex P.A did it, it myt work for yuh*

molason:
BREAKING NEWS:

New shocking human-like creatures found in the forest of Nandurbar District(Maharashtra Province in India)

The Newsroom Reporter in New Delhi,India Sahil Hilal Malik says the creatures are actually a form of Goblin(a dwarf-like villainous character on European stories) and has seen many visitors trooping to the forest in awe of God's newest creeatures!

HERE ARE THE SHOCKING PHOTOs

Chisos!!!!!


Worris dis

But wait oo,op
Why wud u tag this #human, do u hav a tail


For humans sake change that to 'new life form'...


*zaps outta thread*

She needs jesus...

After dat she can pay #botched dotors a visit

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

..wait till she gives it dis pinging name...like coal plantie.

bigtt76:
Yes Upperlink BUT you go call them taya before they attend to you with the necessary details. Last time all went out for meeting #Imagine ...no pun meant #FromExperience

Plz which one gives the best service in terms of browsing speed...


Am not hyper tech, so u can clarify more if my question is not phrased. Tnx

missdebs:
take hm to a psychiatrist

ROTFLALO

Ur second point killed a guy in owerri last yr. I wz on call wn he wz rushed in, he wz badly burnt...didnt survive.

*Though I doubted d chinese incident, I believed dat day...Thomas eye witness tins*

Cause: He wz making a call while chargin his phone, and this lightning struck

Lesson: Whether 3rd party charger/ 2nd party charger, dnt make calls while charging thy phone...

Reason: you might not b der to tell whether d charger party caused ur death or absence of thunder protector in ur apartment.


*dead body no noo say eem don die*