₦airaland Forum

Mujaheeeden:
Police will rather stroll into hell fire than pay that fine

It's rather shallow to make this assertion.

fannybaby:
I am a pharmacist and I just finished Nysc. I am willing to work in any pharmacy shop in Lagos. Help a sister biko

Simple; findout the excos of Ur council in lagos, call them and notify them... u will thank me later.

...worked fr me, just moved to Lagos after years of not wanting to stay in lagos.

iamadonis2:
Dey dia Na... If every other guy were like me, you'll stay single till your village people feel you're old enough to be an Ancestor.

Who ur forming epp?

Chisos , Guy, this Ur comment yaff killed me with lafta....chai u wicked gaan....

Was wondering if u r a comedian

tamertery:
Ever busy lagos

Abeg I can't settle there

People easily get hussled

Bro, we share same view, Buh I never tot work z gonna take m 2lagos. Wat an. irony

seunmsg:
If we need more men in the military and police, government should conduct recruitment exercise and bring in more hands. We don't need to create another agency to duplicate the duties of already existing agencies before we can address the issues you raised.

Well u r crying over spilt milk, d corps has passed 3rd reading dropping is not possible, thats y people like me paid 40k, yes. Its better to keep trying till something works out for me, rather than typing trash out of jealousy, condemning the efforts of great minds.

I can remember in 2003 I used to mock my friend in Nscdc as a volunteer,thinking he was wasting his time, now he earns 170k and I am unemployed.

So take a chill pill with chilled water, seat back, relax and watch d corps head to the promise land.

FrenchPeter:
Govt. should focus on strengthening all existing law enforcement agencies before creating new ones. The ordinary Nigerian Police is physically and mentally ill equipped. They should be given regular training.

U mean the shameless men in black that collects N50 frm people and even give change if need be?

Who trains dem on that?

Take a 9jerian police man to Mars for training, when he gets back, he starts his N50 bribery poo.

blueseacats:
The second person to comment have already answered your question nicely, but let me add to it, only if Nigerians will be truthful to themselves they will realize that abroad is just mare hype. Let me talk about USA, to me American Dream is just a mirage. I usually tell my friends not to move if they have a good job. Then most of them used to ask me why do I not come back if it's so bad, well I came back now I live in Nigeria. And am happy.

What happened?, can u kindly complete your story, others might learn more from it.
Cheers

Pidgin2:
The average Nigerian does not sell akamu

I suppose she meant d Down trodden

XerXers:
what if they have sacrificed to die so that kanu may live since he is the face of the struggle?? continue shifting goal post, na you go tire

Funny thee

onlyTheTruth:
ooh noo!! RIP to d dead..
when the perpetrator is not caught, everyone wil shout "FULANI HERDSMEN"
most of these killings r not carried out by dem..... u wanna tel me dat a whole village cant even kill one fulani herdsman wen they attack dem??

A fulani spotted









U don't have any idea of how these killings occur, that's why u just grab Ur phone and type gibberish....

Makz:
But you are a GUY na, why the FEMALE sex status?

D 'F' is for 'Fakelander' not female...

...Jizzle 2017

Ejanla07:
Yes oooo after slaughtering dem thr region now look nice unlike our brown roofville

Bia nwokem Worris dis?

U no go kill me tonyt wit lafta

ROTFL!

PAGAN9JA:
Why can't we Nigerians ever be Original?


From religion, personal names, "inventions", down to our movie title. we have to copy everything from the foreigners.

We are lacking in indigenous thought process.

The phone used to type this is foreign, Ur cloth is foreign, u typed in English... u live a foreign life (TV, everything in Ur house, education, etc), so bro I dnt blame anyone that copies while investing, so far it yields him profits...dey should copy.

Lesgupnigeria:
a good fertile land with acessible road starts from 80k per acre.

For lease or buying?

Lesgupnigeria:
Farm security is important

This has been a challenge, hw can one possibly secure acres of land, with limited capital to invest

Lesgupnigeria:
https://www.nairaland.com/2250905/cbns-n220-billion-msme-development

Plz is this still on?

homesteady:
I thought the author knows so much about Nollywood? How come he couldn't say anything about the recent developments in Nollywood? Mtcheew!

He was talking more abt the global popularity and success not class or quality, cuz he said somwher dt it's nt cuz of d 'technical dept', which is d development u u referring to.

ruggedized1:
Nollywood as we know it today started from Iweka road Onitsha and it's producers are all based there. GOD BLESS the founders.

pound road aba, and d developers in alaba...

In d good old days, a good marketer would buy Ur job and sell all over 9ja, it wz d profitability that made it popular...so Our boiz seized d oportunity to make a fortune out of d industry.

Today u can do a fair job with 500k and still make profits frm cable tvs that's a fact.

Flawlesbae:
Men n sex....

Just like Babes and Money

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Enyimbamercedes:
Very true! Though the looting was minimal during the Obasanjo administration it skyrocketed under the Jonathan Administration. Here are the facts
$1bn was appropriated annually for pro-poor projects and this fund was controlled by the Office of the Senior Special Assistant to the President on MDGs - (OSSAP-MDGs). since 2007, this office received the FG component of this money equivalent to $750m dollars while the states received $250m. The naira equivalent of this was pegged at 120billion annually to be spent on attaining the MDGs. An SPV was created, the Conditional Grants Scheme (CGS) office and this office got 64 billion annually to implement projects in the states and local governments. Under Amina, this office had some great achievements however when Gbeneol was made SSAP there was monumental fraud carried out especially in the CGS unit! These NGOs need to look deeper, this $505m is just a tip of the iceberg. $18bn paris club debt write-off was also channelled to MDGs though this was meant to be spent over 18 years starting from 2006. Like i said $1bn was appropriated every year since 2006 to the MDGs.
I'm not a whistle blower so i won't give details on the monumental fraud that took place in this office ...i don't need the 5% ...if they can raise it to 20% she...i'll sing

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Sarah20A:
They manipulate this vote

I observed foul play, If Tboss doesn't go tonight, den my guess is right 'the online pool might be used to manipulate the real votes'.

Check d pix below...

How can it be?

Bally and marvis' results

Temptee101:
Why the insult? Can you tell me what you have gained from watching BBN and subsequently voting

Bro what have u gained from not watching BBN?,

Since u dnt watch, what are u doing on a BBN thread

'WEH DON SIR'

Ubyy:
Like Miyonse said "BIG BROTHER IS NOT A POVERTY ALLEVIATION SCHEME"

So u r listening to d clueless miyonse ... BBN is a game, it depends on Ur strategy to win, u can play poor, play crazy, play anything, just make sure it gets u votes.

BBN is nt a poverty alleviation scheme, Buh no one has the right to judge anyone's strategy of winning d money, rmba TTT went naked at some point...

Zabilon007:
In other news,.... DINO's NYSC CERTIFICATE IS FAKE.... 8TH JULY 2001 WAS ON A SUNDAY...

I woulda said it coulda been dt he started on a weekday and ended on a Sunday buh den. Checked the day he started NYSC -9th July 2000 And it was also on a Sunday!

D dude z workin wt dafties.

jeeqaa7:
BBnaija..
Spectacular but dense.. Started as a filthy sex starved inmates filled house gradually the unfocused ones were sent parking, wannabes left too then came the molester.. Yet the molestee has single handedly sent parking 75% of evictees so far.

Its becoming tense.. Manipulation at its peak expected next.

Who will win?
Like for Tboss
Share for Efe

I am betting 200k that Efe will win...

How sure are we that they will hold up their own end of the bargain Well, it's worth trying tho