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There is.... in addition to taking a course, think out of d box... ur destiny doesn't strictly lie on ur certificate.

I did a prof. Course, came out with good grade, buh since derz no oga at d top, I couldn't find a job...

Then I started thinking outside of d box, out of my field...BAM!.... d kind of positive ideas dat kips popping into my head every second...unbelievable.

Sometimes we look for help in d wrong places...

Today am setting up doors for people to knock on for jobs, though adhoc jobs buh at least am contributing to d economy
dat had nothing for me.

So my brother, ur success is in ur hands and in ur head, not in a piece of paper,....bill gates was a drop out.

U can make it for shoo...



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klbakare:
See another clueless giving me paper data,the same one jonathan was spreading that made us vote him out. When he is out of government,check our reserves , check our foreign debts(that my demigod payed all), check our dollar and check our p.m.s and use that your ogogoro stinking mouth to tell me what is there and what jonathan met.

#mumu all those your big economic acronym no concern we the Average man for street!

If ur baba was so wonderful a president, y is ur d.umb ass still 'average', broke and on d streets

U wud hv turned to dangote naa... d.umbo


How much did u buy rice last december??

klbakare:
See another clueless giving me paper data,the same one jonathan was spreading that made us vote him out. When he is out of government,check our reserves , check our foreign debts(that my demigod payed all), check our dollar and check our p.m.s and use that your ogogoro stinking mouth to tell me what is there and what jonathan met.

#mumu all those your big economic acronym no concern we the Average man for street!

If ur baba was so wonderful a president, y ur d.umb ass still 'average' and on d streets

U wud hv turned to dangote naa... d.umbo

klbakare:
Brother fact, ur useless fact is not complete, you forgot to tell us the price of crude oil during baba's regime and during jonathan's regime.
Mr fact you forgot to tell us how much we were buying p.m.s during baba's regime and during jonathan's regime.
Mr fact you forgot to tell us how much dept was paid during baba's regime and jonathan's regime
Brother fact go and get the facts and come back to defend clueless.

How much gdp were u expecting in obj's regime where crude oil was cheap and in jonathan's regime when crude oil became expensive.
Mr fact am waiting for your facts

I can see u enjoy posting silly dumb stuff,.... u wud hv taken my advice, rather than posting this to show how dumb and clueless u r.

During ur babas regime he increased d price of pms, ...yes saying dat since a nigerian can afford to by a bottle of beer he can afford d pms increase.


Wen baba was there, was there no country at the top of d economy list... y wasnt it nigeria.

Do u know that nigeria was 36th in africas economy ranking in 2005...wat a shame


D cost of a barrel of crude oil was lower then, but ur myopic mind thought dat its jst d higher cost of crude oil that made nigeria d strongest economy...

Listen, the cost of crude oil is a global tin, so if it increases its a world wide thing, if it decreases it also affects all countries.

D cost of crude oil dosnt jst select one nation and enrich it...okay

Ur baba wz soo corrupt datz y nigeriaz gdp was amongst d poorest in africa during his time.

In 2005 Out of 53 african countries nigeria's gdp wz 36th, and 171 in d world....ur baba shud bury his ugly face in shame

Your brainless! after making that statement you will now go and buy petrol for a higher price becaue he embezzled the money to fix the refineries. Why do you worship your tormentors,are you a slave?

And ur i.diotic demented daft slow brain couldnt process d answers to my questions.

....so for ur shallow mind - he wasn't punished and u r okay with d den president for allowing him go scot free....chai!!! sorry boy

RoyalPriesthuud:
Now I see it's not about having a PhD sef..... We lack critical thinkers, and that may be the problem FG is having. U attended sec. school and I hope u've gotten more than that, yet u obviously lack in demography and social studies.

U think pple don't knw themselves in a unit? Even though they won't be able to prevent all, they wud definitely know a 12yr old from 18yrs. U don't think of northern towns and villages as u think of places like Lagos; where u may probably not even know pples in ur unit.

Take cold water and read again. Don't bother replying, I don't really like chatting with ignorants on NL, their minds are stony

D problem is dat you over rate your I.Q,

D guy I quoted said party agents wud have prevented, I disagreed, u came here with this your poo post to say ' though they cant prevent it'...blah blah...

Bros d argument was not about knowing if they r under aged...read a person argument well before posting nonsense on public forum... u r jst showing off ur ignorance

Collynzo419:
It is better you keep quiet and let people assume that you are stupid than open your mouth and confirm their suspicions.

Go and read the article again and you will see how misplaced your title is.

It amazes me how some daft youth like you reason...

So because u support d man, derz nothing wrong with him using d word 'coup', are they no other better way for him to drive home his argument.

Even punch had coup in their headline

Wat message doz this send to an average cow rearer in d north....

Nonsense, u r jst an e- e.diot dat doznt see anything wrong wit violence.

shiningshina:
donJ2 is very dishonest with this malicious thread. But, since he is a Jonathan pet, I am not surprised.

I am not d journalist that wrote that story so u should know who is malicious or wteva


....i posted my source I hope u went to their site to call them malicious


Malicious nigerians youths always looking for who to molest

mbulela:
Did you just say Wikipedia?

Yes my broda, dats my source...or is it not credible enough?

klbakare:
See another clueless giving me paper data,the same one jonathan was spreading that made us vote him out. When he is out of government,check our reserves , check our foreign debts(that my demigod payed all), check our dollar and check our p.m.s and use that your ogogoro stinking mouth to tell me what is there and what jonathan met.

#mumu all those your big economic acronym no concern we the Average man for street!

[/quote]I dont argue with daft e- e.diots. I am a realist, I tot while quoting me back u wud back ur claims with facts...sources jst lik I did...but no, u think abusing me will make ur useless myopic post mek sense....

It only shows that u r so empty, making so much noise when faced with facts...

Dat gej is very weak is a fact, he failed in securing d nation is a fact...

But our economy is d biggest in Africa, 26th in d whole world and d foreign reserve was highest last yr....dez r facts, call it paper fact

Or wateva, our economy during ur useless baba's tenure cant be compared to gej's get that into ur numb skull.

...and before u quote back, go and do some research and come up with facts...not 'hear says'

deesad2002:
GEJs grandmaster plan when it became clear he would lose the election even after forging the Rivers result was to unleash FFK and Orubebe to destroy the electoral process so that military would take over the country because he was afraid of facing prosecution from Buhari. Unfortunately the plan failed as Jega did not play along to the tape. Obasanjos informants in the military told him of the coup plan and Obj quickly informed the US and EU who in turn forced GEJ to concede defeat. It is an open secret now and Muhammadu Buhari is angry about this and that was why he later told GEJ he has nothing to fear...

I wonder d planet u r frm....it must b pluto....


This poo u just posted is out of dis world, i hv never seen a dumber post on NL

Infact this ur post is the 'Dumbest post of d day'

I will create a thread for posts like this tagged 'Dumbest posts on NL'

Smh

loksman:
Congrats to Buhari Say's
Goodluck. In a years time
Nigerians will be enjoying
constant power supply just as
the Naira will be equal to the
Dollar in a few months and all
Nigeria Children will be feed
3times a day Hearing that
Jonathan just called Buhari to
congratulate him even when he
hasn't been declared winner
shows how nice and humble this
man is...maybe his cool nature
was also his undoing as well... I
really feel hurt that he lost... I/We
Great Nigeria will miss u GEJ and
will remember you for Lot's of
things *Thanks for the Amajiri
schools, *Thanks for the Federal
Universities, *Thanks for the
federal roads you did all over
Nigeria, *Thanks for the railway
lines that are back on track,
*Thanks for the scholarship for
1st class students though u wer
not even 1st class, *Construction
of several roads in the country.
Eg East West Road, Benin - Ore -
Shagamu Highway, Lagos-
Ibadan Expressway etc. * Thanks
for Completing all 10 abandoned
NIPP Projects. * Thanks for the
Implementation of the Power
Master Plan leading to the
privatisation of the power sector.
*Guaranteed the independence
of the Judiciary through
appointment of CJN and JCA on
the basis of seniority.
*Guaranteed a more
independent Legislature this
putting an end to imposition of
the leadership of the House from
the Executive. *Guaranteed
credible elections through the
introduction of PVC and Card
Reader Machines. *Improve the
quality and security of the
National Identity Card which can
now be used like an ATM for the
payment for goods and services.
* U also Guaranteed 35%
affirmative action for women
with the unprecedented
appointment of 16 Ministers and
11 Ambassadors etc. *Refused
the violation of the moral fabric
of the Nigerian society even in
the face of international pressure
by refusing to legalise same sex
marriage and gay. *Through the
support of Nigerian, Mr.
President GEJ destroyed the grip
of Ebola and immediately
coordinated the war against
Ebola and other countries came
to ask how we did it. *Under
Goodluck Jonathan, polio was
reduced and by next year, like
Ebola the WHO will declare
Nigeria polio free. *Life
expectancy rate has increased
while Infant and maternal
mortality rate dropped. * Also
The Agricultural Transformation
Agenda has helped increase the
availability of food and food
security. No wonder the
December season didn't affect
prices of food stuff. Again even
with the drop in the crude oil
earnings, inflation only rose by
0.2%. *Under Goodluck Jonathan,
the economy of Nigeria became
number 27 globally and it is on
the path to become the 20th best
economy in 2020. *GEJ made
Nigeria Best and biggest
economy in Africa and one of the
highest destination of global for
FDI. *When he started cassava
bread they mocked him. Today
we are topping the chat in
cassava export. *The Automotive
industry is back again. *Removed
subsidy and established SURE-P.
*Established YouWin and GWin
thus creating employment and
empowerment for the youths. *
Fighting corruption at the port,
fertiliser and ghost workers and
pensioners. N200 billion saved.
*Fighting corruption starts with
free information. The Freedom of
information Act was passed into
Law. * Procured 4 warships for
the Navy. This is unprecedented.
The Military had no equipment
but with the arrival of new war
planes and ammunition, * The
government has reconstructed
the several airports in Nigeria.
Goodluck Nigeria I/We will miz U
Goodluck.

Well said, d price of rice wz same during last xmas...(for the first time in my area).

Nigeria now grow rice all year round due to d agric reforms.

...unfortunate he didnt pay much attention to security...datz y he lost.

Long live Nigeria

Gej is a good man
Gmb is a general with gud intentions 2...

SLIDEwaxie:
Jona wey don try left and right, wey don see say no other way dey, he come face who dey pursue am come say, kukuma kill me...na im u all dey decieve yourself say he conceded? The guy surrendered. In Yorubaland, they will say, IPA PIN... it means, all struggle don end.

So, wetin u want make him do? Make he continue fighting?

Dem say a powerful man dey play with u, u say u like the play...if you knw Like the play nko? U wan fight the man?

Na wetin do jona be dt...forget conceded and use surrendered!

U sound so funny, dAt which r slow to see, zimbabweans r already tweeting and applauding

By this time last election period, there was heavy blood shed in 9ja, only bcuz d general failed to do d needful.

U have seen that wen d weak accepts defeat, he is applauded....itz called being a democrat...only seen in d western world...still strange to africans

klbakare:
U see, the way some of u id!iots slate ur
claims seems so funny that reading ur
views makes even the stomach of a
10yrs old kid twitch at the warped logic u
employ in trying hit back at ur opposition!
First, OBJ's farm was neva just one
before he became president in 1999. He
has farms at Asaba, biliv me, they are
more at the eastern sides than even in
the SW.
Now, i am not disputing the fact they all
steal...but trying to make him look so bad
as having just 20k in his account is stark
foolishness. Before he became president
the second time, he has neva owed any
of his 6,000 workers at otta! And for u
info, he doesn't even manage his farms!
Foreigners and locals do.
He hatches more than 400,000 eggs
daily before 1999!!
He has stole and invested wisely and he
only stole more as usual for all politicians
and expanded more.
U sound too stoopid!
The man's full monthly salary and other
benefits as an ex-president wld even
allow him have more than 200k in his
account every month aside the profit
made from his farms that neva ran down
sice 1978 and was only expanding till he
became president again in 1999.!
And for ur info:
During OBJ's era, the economy neva
declined. It kept growing. Google na ur
padi...
The foreign reserve was massive.
The debt profile was low. In fact he left
no debt.
Small and Medium scale Enterprise was
given a hand.
The poverty index was low. The growing
economy was impacted on the masses.
He established the Niger delta
commission to address the neglect of the
area!.
He was a bad man, but he is a better
administrator than ur Jonathan!
Need i say more?
because the kind of people Jonathan
employ to rubbish his 'enemies' seems
clueless than the president himself!
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That is someone's comment from the same link you dropped. He has said it all.

Abeg shut dat ur trap

Nigerias foreign reserve was highest (in d history of Nigeria) in 2014 october... Gej's regime


Also Nigerias gdp @ 2007 wen ur useless baba was der was $166 billion

But in 2014 it became he highest (since the history of Nigeria) $510 billion ....d largest in africa.


Ur baba cannot beat this two records....get that...


Its disappointing that d weakest president of. 9ja performed better than ur demigod obj (economy wise)

klbakare:
In whose administration did niger delta abduction start?(Obj's) In whose administration was it quelled?(Yaradua)
Boko haram could not flourish in obj's administration,obj killed their very first leader maybe you don't know. What we are saying is jonathan lacks the will to curtail boko haram even when obasanjo advised him to ask the military to shut them down,he was busy playing politics with people's life.
He gave tompolo and asari licenses to import weapons, also remember the lagos saga where he funded the o.p.c and promised them a contract of securing our pipelines just to win votes.

He is indeed clueless! Remember the o.p.c do not stand a chance in obj's regime

And as for corruption, everyone is corrupt but your jonathan is worse. What we are saying is don't institutionalize corruption,which he did but obasanjo didn't. And mind you in his corruption obasanjo left some money in our reserves, what about your jonathan?

Obasanjo is a far better leader and politician than jonathan. Take it or leave it.

Sai baba ! Sai buhari!

Every1 is screaming change but a lot still lie to themselves...

Hope u will say d truth or shut ur mouth in areas u r clueless abt...

@ bolded; answer dis quiz question
...who was d nigerian president who openely shared N50million to lawmakers for third term bid.

He never conducted a credible election during his 8yrs...

Still u worship mediocrity

Answer these questions

Wat wz nigeria's gdp in 2009? ....* google it*

Den google ;'africas biggest economy 2014-2015'


Then come back quote me with these answers.

appini:
All I know is that before a year Nigerians will give a nickname to Buhari for his ineffectiveness in office as a president.

Datz an ugly fact... buh we shud jst pray for d man

deskossy:
bullshit! he was obviously magnanimous,no till obasanjo tell him..a word or two from obj to gej wouldn't hurt

Bros abeg who be obj sef dat u r clamoring for a word for gej, do u think gej cares abt his useless write ups

Obj z jst an old shameless parrot...always seeking attention....mtcheeeew


D man I want to hear frm is abdulsalami abubakar...he is d only past president I respect.

jorge1980:
Why is there no unlike button on nairaland?

...there is,
Protocol:
1. Just hit d like button
...it then appears.


I think dy r workin on d dislike button, dat one will be up soon...

*dnt quote m on d 2nd paragraph tho*

Iamsynord:
Orubebe makes English dictionary
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orubebe

...they must b kidding....ryt

oyb:
we are not talking the empty powerpoint that was the hallmark of gejs administration

we are talking cold hard facts - most of the businessmen in those pictures have slashed salaries and laid off workers because of the true economic state of nigeria. thier businesses have taken huge losses

gej is gone, and you can take your nose out of the silly pamplet of his so called achievements

Bros am not partisan...and I dnt support mediocrity, am a realist, I quoted google as my source, and d list wz compiled by wikipedia

Wer is ur source to back up ur silly claim dat d country's economy is weak

Yes things r hard dats a fact, but 9ja has d strongest economy in africa dats anoda fact.

And it has never happened b4.... another fact

So if u want to continue ur empty argument dnt bother quoting m......

Xsolutions:
Mr donJ2, you never reply my question above...

Sry dz z late.... its prolly cuz of very buzy schedule...


....ur answer, of u r in nija and u dnt want 9ja chick, u r on a vry long tin....cuz d half caucasians are vry sparsely dispersed...

And most times gals are gals weda nija or non nija.

oyb:
all those guys worked behind the scenes to take gej down

it was only those tandroids making noise

do you know what gej has done to the economy with his incompetence?

do you have any idea how much the fg owes petroleum marketers?

you think they would sit still and let him run them into the ground?

the fact that these guys are appearing so soon in the inner circle is all the answer you need.

Talking abt our economy, it is d strongest in africa....google is ur friend

Modified
you musnt post wat u r clueless of....a little research wont bite

A good thing, d incompetent one has left for good, but he made history...Nigeria has the strongest Economy in d whole of Africa.


#peace

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rokiatu:
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[size=16pt]A guy will say, do and be what ever you want just to get between a woman's legs.[/size]


That is extremely disgusting to us women.

...But when a girl lies for u, u will realise dat d devil is a Learner- Robert mugabe 1880.

Deez dayz chicks lie without reason...

D last unn matrick, a friend (Unn chick) told me dat d matrick wz on a friday (while all dick and harry knew it wz on a saturday - d next day)... though she knew my schedule wz too tight to attend matricks buh dat didnt call for a lie

I still dy fear dat lie up till 2day...it is called ' d lie of life'

42ultimate:
South-West people are the most complex set of people, they are intelligent and highly educated, they do not hide their feelings and might castigate an elder if the elder goes wrong but at the same time will never disrespect an elder. Jonathan downplays and disrespect OBJ and neglected South West.... I pity him.

Bros spare us dis ur mediocre sermon, wat wz ur stake wen obj wz sharing 50 million openly to law makers 4 3rd term bid? ...mtsheeew.

After all d corruption during his tenure he came out and started writing useless books, wat a coward...

D only tin I rmba abt SW (due to obj) is cowardice....yes I said it....

D only sw I will respect will b dat man dat doznt regard obj as a saint.

Obj z jst a useless old fool...a coward...


...Yes I said dat too

Samguine:
How can I get to marry someone like her

Son of man. Google is thy friend

#mate

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Ps: never marry an ugly women,4 theres no dowry discount.

Never you marry cuz of beauty, instead relocate to a beautyful neighborhood (wer fyn gals full brekete) then fall in love with a domesticated one.

Errrrmm...mek sure thy pocket is filled with serious cash and u hv a #do.pe ryd

Heffalump:
Point of correction, GEJ never abducted the Chibok girls, your people in the north did.
My advice, you better settle down for reality because you will experience Transformation till 2019 under GEJ. You may go on exile to avoid being transformed.
Many Nigerians are being brainwatched by APC and have turned clueless.
What gave you the faintest conviction that the old 73 yrs Buhari has the magical power to change Nigeria for the better? I see that people calling for Sai Buhari are invariably calling "Araba" or " lets divide".
Very poor thinking people are calling for Buhari. You should have yourselves to blame but God is a God of Nigeria, so the dooms day will never come despite the fact that many have been led astray.

I share ur view....

Funny how clueless youths wish to vote An Old demented grandpa.

U r a flag bearer and u dnt know the full meaning of ur party...

...how will he remember d promises he made let alone fulfillin dem,

... in 2019, he might win, and in d 1st interview wt cnn he would call nigeria 'Niger' 'Area'

...am sorry to say it but d man has dementia, he shud b in old peoples home, not contesting. Nigeria of todaY is way too complicated for buhari 2handle quote me anyday.

Gej is vry weak, buh I cant see a better rival yet.

Y

ElekeNtioba:
Let him keep uncovering....Its only in Nigeria that an ex-president would willfully work to undermine a sitting president. I wonder if its because Jonathan is from a minority group or that he (GEJ) is no longer his godson. How many of this uncovering did he (OBJ) do when the rule-of-law was constantly being abused during his administration

No amount of 'uncovering', 'revealing' can stop the inevitable from happening tho. By the time GEJ wins d election, the orangutan from owo will know his place.

Or...By d tym gej wins, d shameless baba will swear an oath of silence for d next 4yrs

hamaworld:
Igbo kwenu!!
They would never change.
That is why most of them never believe in change

Bros we dont believe in change, we believe in tones of cash. So much bills dat u might need to weigh, not count.

...lil tunechi aka wizzy even said 'too much money aint enuff mony' and u r here talkin change.

Change ko, ...

omenka:
Arangee government. Arangee debates.

Y wont APc arrange theirs and invite other parties....mtsheeewww.


Am not partisan, d debate was interesting, but an illiterate cannot lead me. Shekina #ihavedecided.

Gmb has just given up....its obvious, if u cant tell me how u want to impact change, hw do u expect me to vote u. Mtsheeeww.