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This is the most substandard flyover in d East... quote me any day.

Ps: Am not partisan.

Henryblaise800:
this is really funny

Though change is constant, I never see dis kind of change....

1. Federal govt said looters are now paying back looted fund still the country is broke.

2. By operating a since treasury account, they said Fed. Govt is saving billions of naira....still d country is broke.

3. 45billion commission scandal... no one z talking abt it anymore.

Biko which way Nigeria??

Aigbofa:
How are they better? Are you trying to say that picture is not real?

Obviously u can read buh cant comprehend...kindly go tru his post again

Cc: Lalastica whats your take

Lol...



Meanwhile am d guy standing by the far left

mikron:
i posted this same topic too but unfortunately mine didnt make front page.
here is the link to mine https://www.nairaland.com/2744338/see-what-white-girl-said

....and u jst lost $1M, abi?? !!!!!

fastestfinger:
Why are they trampling on his fundamental human rights. If someone decides to eat rats and say it tastes like chocolates; who are you to tell him otherwise? Abi na for your belle d rat enter?
Provided that they're not constituting any nuisance to the public, nobody has the right to trample on their freedom to worship...besides, he didn't point a gun to anyone's head before they became members of his church.

But Delayed/Long term Nuisance can be very deadly. By the time they will start spreading lassa fever and ebola, u will even prefer they had caused immediate nuisance..

damton:
I think Nigeria situation has now gotten to the point where we can say ANYWHERE YOU SEE TRAILER RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

Na today...

Seriously I dont drive slow next to a trailer especially wn its plying via a porthole, its only in extreme traffic jam cases. *in wc I watch it very closely*


I'd rather wait for a it to go via a porthole...if I cant hastily overtake it.

This simple trick saved me one day a bag of garri fell off a trailer *it would hv fallen on ma car*. Buh thankGod I stopped, waiting for it to go tru d porthole, instead of plyng by its side.

Lets keep our heads up...this country is a death trap..

Take her to a fancy restaurant, share fruit juice (jumbo size) with her.

Ps: make sure u know the cost b4 hand.

At least derz a bed....

In FMC owerri A&E, Med Lab Scientists sleep on the Lab. receptionist table....you sit on ur seat, with your head bent on the table till you r done with ur call...

During my time there, we agitated, buh the tyrany of the then Adim was so horrible...all departmental heads wer afraid of 'You know who'...the MD

Worrisdis?






...its maybach music

This is a movie... looks nothing like a pastor preaching...

Wats d red fork depicting?... deuces of course

Bloggers at it again

As is Trending on the BBM channel, EDC 'Everyday Carry'


Hello Nlders, lets upload/ checkout Our 'Everyday Carry'...bringing it to our platform

Description:
EDC is a list of the stuff we carry about on our usual daily activities

..List their names, and have fun.


Lemme open d floor;

Hp laptop Pavilion G class
BlackBerry Z 10 phone
Leather wallet
Samsung duos phone
Omega automatic wrist watch
Nissan Murrano car keys
........


Over to You...let d fun begin!

My problem is that most people will blow grammar in defence, bow out, and still fail in their duties....

Lord please make most of them perform like Adesina., and Nnaji

Plz can any youth frm ekiti verify wat this ekiti fmr gov. is saying...

Abt youth empowerment

Brownville007:
A twitter follower called Wale out for calling himself Olu, telling the US Born Nigerian rapper to remove the name because he is not Nas (whom many presume is Nigerian)Wale slammed him by setting the record straight and calling the follower an oloshi(Fool in Yoruba)..

Source: www.gistrepublic.com/photos-wale-slams-twitter-follower-who-questioned-his-nigerian-nationality

Epic response....

Good rhyme....

#iloverap

Thebachelor:
Sometime today I took a bike from Mararaba junction heading to Aso.
We've covered about 40% of the journey when I heard the "click click" sound of a broken chain. The okada guy stopped,inspected the bike and advised me to take another bike as his can't make the rest of the trip.

After a while, one okada guy came along,I waved him down and asked him to take me to my destination.
I informed him that I bargained 100 naira with the first dude so they should negotiate the price.
The first dude asked him to take 60naira and give him 40naira since he(new okada guy) will cover most of the distance.

The new okada guy just looked at the broken chain and said something in hausa which neither of us (both of us were Christians and southerners) understood.

But from his gesticulation I deduced he was asking me to give the whole sum to the first okada rider.
I demonstrated to him to be sure of what he meant and he nodded in affirmation. I was puzzled at this act of kindness and generosity especially because it was geared towards a different religion and tribe.
Thereafter,the Hausa,muslim okada rider took me to my destination without charge.


I put this little story up here to make you tribal and religious bigots understand something; Nigeria is not one,that may be true. But the division is not across ethnic or religious lines.
The boundary is between the thieving elites and the suffering commoners.
That's why an Akpabio will be supporting a Saraki.

So before you throw jabs at that man because of his religion and tribe,understand that he is also a victim of the situation.

#GodBlessNigeria.


Lalasticlala ...help me show this to them,thanks.

I have witnessed such act back den, wen I didnt know asokoro gen hospt. Some keke dude explained and took me der wen I paid, he said I should keep it.

He is an hausa man...*not sure of religion though* buh I was thrilled.

free2ryhme:
Coming from a vitous woman, commendable!

But for the legend part I believe she is blowing that trumpet too much

The dude is a legend so far this country and football is Concerned quote me anywhere anyday...

misspicy:
Talk to her

Since the guy has shown her love and care for 4yrs and she hasn't changed, it will take 8yrs of talk to change her.

therealdeal10:
D 6 packs gal response 2 d ig handle is okay buh dip down let her check it too 4 herself, she's always posting mumu mumu pictures. If it's not 6 packs we c 2day we'll c bum bum 2moro or her yam laps

...does she post in on ur wall / page??

henroe2k2:
when on earth would U ever stop finding x?
U searched for it in primary school, secondary, higher institution, still U are still searching. don't die looking for x. it doesn't exist....

...And looking for x on NL ...

U can imagine

koxi:
it's LAZARD olodo

U for hit caps lock b4 typing d Olodo

Ola17:
We appreciate your magnanimous offer, however with a deep sense of courtesy, we are not interested(quote me anywhere)

Maybe my Igbo brothers wouldn't mind. Tenks.

Dear Generous brother,

With deep sorrow in our hearts, we the entire Association of Ibo brothers of Nigeria (AIBN) regret to announce to you that we hereby reject your humble offer. For the following reasons:

1. The creature in question doesn't resemble the creatures we tag as 'women' in our part of the globe.

2. The creature is even a racist *an amoebic elephant with an overrated self esteem*

3. Yes most times we go for em white ladies, but we prefer the ones with endowed 'boobs and ikebe, not the specie in question.

We hereby pass her on to Ifa...

Thanks.

Yours sincerely

Jizzle

President AIBN

BekeeBuAgbara:
To Buhari reward and nepotism come first, competence doesn't matter.

This Exactly is my fear....

Patronising incompetency wont do us no good.

Laitesmart:
Why do ladies find it difficult to answer some questions the way it is? simple, straight and direct. Some ladies will flare up when guys ask them some certain questions using the anger as an excuse to avoid the question. Questions that on a good day are actually harmless.

These two questions are always headache for ladies and i dont know why. Maybe the ladies in the house can let us know.
The questions are...
1. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
2. ARE YOU A VIRGIN

Bros wat do u need these answers for?;

Are making a documentary?

...All these jamb question guys sef

chetaobi:
after ejaculating, and regaining my strength (yeah e no easy 2 cum abeg!), that's when i hug her and cuddle her and talk sweet nothings into her ears before i start licking and tickling her ears and back, thus setting her in the mood for the next round! i love spending a whole day just making love. one round of sex is not enough for me! sex to me is just not sex alone! its bonding and communication moment!

You need a job

Blizzyblinkzy:
Go get a girlfriend n stop fuckin a ho

GF's aint Loyal hon.

...#alphaguyzcode:

Mess wid a couple of ho'z

Love ur ride

Kip chasing big paper.

Stay married to d Game

NB: Never close ur doors against Friends with benefit *they understand us best*



@ the Op...

I dont really cuddle after sexercise, buh she can always cling to me....


All na cuddle

exhibition:
None, They served some purposes somehow!

Need anything from Jumia? Maybe even good and quality phone so you don't have bad testimony concerning phones.
Contact me now!

Y do I need to call u to order from jumia, while I can jst place my order myself?...

U mst have a good reason *in order to convince people*

#justsaying

exhibition:
None, They served some purposes somehow!

Need anything from Jumia? Maybe even good and quality phone so you don't have bad testimony concerning phones.
Contact me now!

Y do I need to call u to order from jumia, while I can jst place my order myself?...

U mst have a good reason *in order to convince people*

#jstsaying

exhibition:
None, They served some purposes somehow!

Need anything from Jumia? Maybe even good and quality phone so you don't have bad testimony concerning phones.
Contact me now!

Y do I need to call u to order from jumia, while I can jst place my order myself?...

U mst have a good reason *in order to convince people*

prettytasha:
great move let us give nigeria a chance to develop . the truth is that most of us are busy praying that the current government should fail without knowing that if they fail its we the masses that bear the consequence .

Can yuh anchor a tv programme?...

Damalex4luv:
Very good development that will definitely provide jobs for thousands of people across the federation and reduce the amount that parents gives to there children when going to school to help increase there savings. Like a yoruba proverbs that says "ti ebi ba kuro ninu ise, ise ti bu se"

And wat about the parents that depends on snack bizness to survive??


Bro this project doesnt have anything good to add to our economy...just another looting portal for some people....ofcourse GMB wont be in all schools to share it himself.

Obviously he means well for the country, buh this is not d way to go.