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Jokes Etc / Re: Hillarious Pix!!! See Whot Iphone As Caused by donjon: 12:20pm On Sep 19, 2015
D ROAD NARROW DIE
Health / Re: The Big Snake Killed In Ilaje Local Govt Ondo State This Morning Pictures by donjon: 12:08pm On Sep 19, 2015
IBON
Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Turns Judge On Instagram (Hilarious Photos) by donjon: 11:59am On Sep 19, 2015
WHATSSAPP TINZ IMM!!!
Celebrities / Re: 2face Gets customized Iphone-6 From Malivelihood As Gift For His 40th Birthday by donjon: 11:48am On Sep 19, 2015
THEN LATER SOMEBODY WILL SAY THERE IS NO MONEY IN THE COUNTRY!!!

MY OWN MUST COME IJN!!! AMEN
Politics / Re: Meet The Explosive Device Expert Who Is Ready 2 Die In Fighting Boko Haram(pics) by donjon: 11:42am On Sep 19, 2015
RUNNING UR LIFE BASED ON EMOTIONS IS D WEAKEST FLAW EVER IN MAN!

NEVER DO SOMETIN FOR UR FELLOW MAN, INSTEAD DO IT COS IT"S D RIGHT THING TO DO!

WE ARE HEROES EVERYDAY WHEN WE CHOOSE TO DO THE RIGHT THING NO MATTER THE CONSEQUENCE!

LETS FACE THE TRUTH AND LEAVE SENTIMENTS ASIDE!
UNA WELLDONE!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Graphics Pics Of The Gas Explosion In Port-harcourt Two Days Ago by donjon: 11:25am On Sep 19, 2015
RIP TO THE DEAD!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: Yoruba People, Can You Translate This For Us?i by donjon: 8:29pm On Sep 18, 2015
Wetin u find go her profile?

I sure say u get all those half past four eye dem
Phones / Re: The Current Poor State Of Glo Network Has Gotten Most People Lamenting by donjon: 8:24pm On Sep 18, 2015
It fluctuates , currently browsing with it!

I watch YouTube videos without buffering , d tin fast die!
But sum times, it plain sucks

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Celebrities / Re: Soundcity Staff Blasts Shan George, Calls Her “classless Woman” by donjon: 8:05pm On Sep 18, 2015
Sum pple carry gun put 4 mouth begin shoot different caliber of wrong English!

As 4 me, I don take cover.
Politics / Re: Meet The Explosive Device Expert Who Is Ready 2 Die In Fighting Boko Haram(pics) by donjon: 7:40pm On Sep 18, 2015
fammo:
And you have just made yourself an easy target by exposing yourself on social media. Security personnel in this country need to be educated on social media ethics. This man has given too much information just too much information and as a security personnel, you are of more use to your country alive than dead.....just saying


There is already a signal on DAT, after pics of d NDA crash flooded social media , but some boiz no go just hear word.
When dem lock am now, he go begin call im godfather
Politics / Re: Meet The Explosive Device Expert Who Is Ready 2 Die In Fighting Boko Haram(pics) by donjon: 7:34pm On Sep 18, 2015
Oga EOD officer, well done!

But haven't u seen d signal prohibiting use of uniforms on social media?

& BTW

True heroes remain anonymous!


Unless u want to start ur own reality show, then kindly proceed on diacharge routine & ur benefits will be payed accordingly.
Celebrities / Re: 2face Gets customized Iphone-6 From Malivelihood As Gift For His 40th Birthday by donjon: 6:04pm On Sep 18, 2015
I wonder why sumbody will give sum1 a gift
& then show it off on instagram?

Na 2baba suppose 2 show am off not d other way round!

At least, datz how I thought it works

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Politics / Re: Cletus Ibeto, The Man Who Spurned Saddam’s Money by donjon: 5:02pm On Sep 18, 2015
I was packing money in cartons

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Romance / Re: What A Girl Wrote On Her Facebook Wall.. by donjon: 3:45pm On Sep 18, 2015
help me dash dat girl slap
Politics / Re: Photo: Uniformed Soldier Turns To Cassava Selling by donjon: 9:49am On Sep 18, 2015
all dis una picture sef ,
wia una dey see am( in mama p voice)
Politics / Re: Do You Think Ben Murray-bruce Is Right? (snapshot) by donjon: 9:38am On Sep 18, 2015
bros Bruce find sum tin make we hold, b4 u begin proselytizing abi na evangelism






I'm back!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Know The Snake Is Your Aunty From The Village (Photo) by donjon: 4:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
Mufasa27:
Lol, Nation of kings indeed ! You better stop fooling yourself .
ur mumu no get swag! F you!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Thread For Weed Smokers by donjon: 9:26am On Sep 13, 2015
d weed of wisdom, aka d tree of life, aka Mary J's nipple!!!
I can smoke 30 wraps a day & still be myself but drink 4 bottles of origin & start misbehaving! so I quit d excess drinking & followed d way of truth

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Know The Snake Is Your Aunty From The Village (Photo) by donjon: 8:53am On Sep 13, 2015
IamAtribalist:
Nigeria: a country of idiots - you really believe a human being can transform into a snake? grin grin I know we are all laughing now but some people REALLY believe this sheeyte.


NIGERIA IS A NATION OF KINGS!
so u can GO & DIE!!!

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Religion / Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by donjon: 8:38pm On Sep 04, 2015
u go manage green bicu go manage green bicu go manage green bic?

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Music/Radio / Re: Adekunle Gold Performs Beyonce's Halo: Voice Sounds Like Frog? by donjon: 8:30pm On Sep 04, 2015
c'mon evribori luvz ya!!!
Crime / Re: At The Military Checkpoint by donjon: 7:27pm On Aug 31, 2015
yes
Nairaland / General / Black Man Jailed For $5 Theft Found Dead by donjon: 6:28pm On Aug 29, 2015
A young black man jailed for four months for
an alleged $5 theft has been found dead in
prison, it has been reported.
Jamycheal Mitchell, who suffered from
mental health problems, was arrested in
April in Virginia. The 24-year-old allegedly
stole a bottle of soda, a Snickers bar and a
Zebra Cake from a convenience store. He was
refused bail.
Mitchell’s family have told The Guardian that
they believe he starved to death after
refusing food and medication in jail.
Officials say that after his arrest, he was held
for three weeks at Portsmouth city jail. He
was then transferred to Hampton roads
regional jail.
Soon after, a court clerk ruled that he was
not competent enough to stand trial and
ordered that he be transferred to a mental
health facility instead, to receive treatment.
However, the mental health facility said that
it did not have a space for Mitchell and so he
was held in prison until his death on 19
August.
His aunt, Roxanne Adams, who is a
registered nurse, told The Guardian that he
had become delusional after he stopped
taking his mental health medication. He
refused food and lost 65lbs.
She says that because of his mental health he
did not provide a list of family names for
people to visit him in prison, resulting in
relatives being denied access to him in jail by
prison employees.
“He was extremely emaciated. His mind was
gone because he wasn’t taking his meds, so
he didn't have a list for anyone to see him.”
Master jail officer at the prison said that his
death "is deemed 'natural causes'." Virginia
state officials have declined press requests
for comment.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jamycheal-mitchell-black-man-jailed-since-april-for-5-theft-found-dead-in-prison-10478084.html
Nairaland / General / Re: See What I Caught Beside My House by donjon: 5:12pm On Aug 27, 2015
very big monitor lizard, guess u leave near water. d tin full navy town ojo

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Crime / Re: Drunk Naval Officer Accidentally Shoots 3 People In Ikorodu by donjon: 11:23am On Aug 25, 2015
there is no naval base in ikorodu
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Deltans Meet Here! by donjon: 5:40pm On Aug 24, 2015
oghenekome, from ozoro. but based in lag
i greet oooooooooooo
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by donjon: 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2015
mcevans1:
If I die in a war zone,

Box me up&send me home,

Put my medals on my chest,

Tell my mom I did my best,

Tell my dad not to bow,

He won't get tension from me now,

Tell my brother to study
perfectly,

Keys of my bike will be his
permanently,

Tell my sis not to be upset,
Her bro will not rise after this
sunset,

Tell my love not to cry..

"COZ I AM A SOLDIER.. BORN TO
DIE.."




RIP GALLANT SOLDIER



born to die ko, die to born ni!
have u eva faced death b4?
u think say na beans?

navy form is out, go and buy it so dat u can adequately romanticize d BH war in reality
Politics / Re: Drunk Policeman Arrested By The Police In Lagos (Pictured) by donjon: 7:55am On Aug 09, 2015
he was arrested cos its an offence according to svc law to engage in disorderly conduct while in svc dress! SIMPLE
Crime / Pirates Attack Military Base In Nigeria, 5 Dead by donjon: 12:12am On Aug 09, 2015
Yenagoa - Suspected pirates killed four soldiers
and a policeman in an attack on a military base
in Nembe town in Nigeria's oil-rich Niger Delta,
a police spokesperson said on Saturday.
"Four speedboats loaded with unknown
gunmen, suspected to be sea pirates, attacked
the Joint Task Force (JTF) base at Nembe Water
front," spokesperson Asinim Butswat said of the
assault, which occurred on Friday.
"They killed four soldiers and one policeman.
The gunmen carted away two HP [high power]
guns and other arms from the base," he said.
The JTF was set up to fight rampant theft of
crude oil and piracy in southern Bayelsa state.
Efforts are underway to "recover the arms and
arrest the culprits", Butswat added.
Military authorities in the capital Abuja on
confirmed the attack by "suspected oil
bunkerers" [thieves], but were silent on the
death toll.
"The defence headquarters has confirmed the
incident that happened in our location at
Nembe Jetty, near Ogolomabiri Community in
Bayelsa State, where suspected oil bunkerers
attacked our location."
The incident is being investigated and the JTF
is making efforts to arrest the attackers, military
spokesperson Colonel Rabe Abubakar said.
"The military will deal decisively with anybody
or group involved in this and similar acts of
attacks or sabotage on the nation's economy,"
Abubakar stated.
Nigeria's oil-rich Niger Delta region is notorious
for attacks by oil thieves and kidnapping of
mostly oil workers for ransom.
Last month, a local monarch, the King of
Tombia, was kidnapped by gunmen and is yet
to be freed.
AFP
m.news24.com/news24/Africa/News/Pirates-attack-military-base-in-Nigeria-5-dead-20150808
Jokes Etc / Re: My First One Day Experience With Igbo (oshogbo Weed I Guess) by donjon: 6:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
guy y u dey paste from health section?

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