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Jokes Etc / Re: Little Red Ridin Hood by donjon: 10:55am On Aug 02, 2011
Rotten red riding hood
Jokes Etc / Re: 2 Robots In Lagos! by donjon: 10:46am On Aug 02, 2011
Haha
Nairaland / General / Re: What's This Rumour Making The Rounds by donjon: 7:45am On Aug 02, 2011
Nairaland / General / Re: Is Right To Adopt A Religious Law As A State Law? by donjon: 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2011
Guy, dont bother urself too much! Dem no fit
Nairaland / General / Re: Questions U Don't Like Pple Asking You. by donjon: 7:39pm On Aug 01, 2011
Pple asking me "what level are you? Or what school are you in?" se dem no go let me graduate first?
Anyway i quit the damn school! - off to military school, sme pple go get hrt attack when i come back

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Phones / Re: Glo Recharge Cards Are Inferior And Their Customer Service Is Useless by donjon: 7:23pm On Aug 01, 2011
Wow! I never knew dat abt glo! The wind has blown & the chicken's feathers have parted ways
Crime / Re: Magistrate Arrested For Allegedly Receiving N500,000 Bribe by donjon: 7:09pm On Aug 01, 2011
I wonder when we as nigerians shall resist this madness called greed

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Crime / Re: Villagers Discover Suspected Kidnappers' Den In Ogun State by donjon: 7:07pm On Aug 01, 2011
Damn!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dupe Helen Awoyemi, 15, Killed In Norway Terror Attack by donjon: 3:58pm On Jul 31, 2011
R.I.P Dupe Helen Awoyemi!
Nairaland / General / Re: Scam Bright Esuike The Tricky Scammer by donjon: 10:53am On Jul 31, 2011
Mr bright, why so many usrnames?
Is 2 naira 2 much 4 U 2 refund? U just dey fall ur hand
Crime / Re: New Ways Of Responding To 419 Junk Mails. by donjon: 10:34am On Jul 31, 2011
Good!
Politics / Re: Opc To Set Up Obatala Banking by donjon: 4:28pm On Jul 26, 2011
Na play dem dey!
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Most Traumatising Experience? by donjon: 4:27pm On Jul 26, 2011
Coming back 4rm naval recruitment, only 4 my dad to fall sick for 2weeks & eventually die! Those 2weeks were horrible! Watching sme1 lie down & neva getting up.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police Recruitment Exam, Expecting Questions. by donjon: 10:45pm On Jul 18, 2011
Stupidity is never reasonable! U cannot even chase down simple pickpocket, but you can sit in ur parlour to insult NPF? May u neva find nigeria police when u need them! Useless bunch of internet warriors- if u are so bold, next time u see a police man taking bribe, ask him why? So pple who join NPF are stupid? Is dat what you are trying to tell me? Mentally retarded arm-chair critic! I dont blame you, since you cannot be held liable 4 ur imbecilic nature! Dont worry, When the NPF becomes depleted, boko haram will come & bomb ur senses into normal working order! Next time, hide ur expired wisdom! GOODNIGHT!
Nairaland / General / Re: Obasanjo To Be President Again The 4th Time ! by donjon: 9:45pm On Jul 18, 2011
Na wetin do ebelechukwu?
Crime / Phone-hacking Whistleblower Found Dead! by donjon: 8:20pm On Jul 18, 2011
LONDON (AP) — Police say Sean Hoare, the whistleblower reporter who alleged widespread hacking at the News of the World, has been found dead. Police said Hoare's death at his home in England was not considered to be suspicious, according to Britain's Press Association news agency. Hoare was quoted by The New York Times as saying that phone-hacking was widely used and even encouraged at the News of the World tabloid under then-editor Andy Coulson. Coulson — who most recently served as Prime Minister David Cameron's communications chief, was arrested as part of the widening investigation into phone hacking and police corruption. THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. http://m.yahoo.com/w/news_america/police-phone-hacking-whistleblower-found-dead-181711003.html?orig_host_hdr=news.yahoo.com&.intl=us&.lang=en-us (i'm on mobile)
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Touts And Nurtw Are Fighting In Lagos by donjon: 7:42pm On Jul 18, 2011
I can confirm d gunshots, but not d dead bodies
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police Recruitment Exam, Expecting Questions. by donjon: 6:50pm On Jul 18, 2011
The problem with nigeria is our ability to see specks in another person's eyes, while ignoring the logs of wood in our own! RUBBISH
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police Recruitment Exam, Expecting Questions. by donjon: 6:46pm On Jul 18, 2011
I dont have any issue with nigeria police force, the problem of corruption affecting it is only a symptom of a larger moral decay which is also prevalent in other aspects of our society! The principal that collects runz money 4rm students for exam malpractice is not holier than d policeman dat collects bribes on d road, neither are d parents who supply such money 4 exam malpratice! Our entire society is based on gratification. If u insult me again, i'ld be forced to retaliate in like manner. Thank you.
Religion / Re: Christ Embassy's Yookos Vs Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook by donjon: 5:31pm On Jul 18, 2011
@last posta, stop being so harsh! Just dat russian laugh is enough!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police Recruitment Exam, Expecting Questions. by donjon: 4:41pm On Jul 18, 2011
As 4 those running their mouth recklessly, no bi ur fault! Just pray 4 God Almighty to spare u 4rm poverty. Just because you can eat 3 square meals doesnt mean anoda person can! 1500 pple came to warri 4 navy recruitment in may, when list came out last thursday, only 28 pple were picked! In my category, only 3 names were listed of which i am among, now i can say bye bye to poverty & job insecurity 4eva!
Better a policeman than a yahooboy!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police Recruitment Exam, Expecting Questions. by donjon: 4:25pm On Jul 18, 2011
As for the current affairs, it may come in form of General paper & dat means they will sprinkle a bit of basic biology & geography questions like how many planets we have? Or their distance from d sun or d earth? They may even ask questions on basic human anatomy, like how many bones are in d human hand? Dats why i said, u need keypoint to be able to read broadly & quickly! Lastly, make sure u are good in english, so dat it will compensate if u dont do too well in the other subjects & also be calm on exam day, its not do or die!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police Recruitment Exam, Expecting Questions. by donjon: 4:06pm On Jul 18, 2011
@posta, expect some weak current affairs questions & some strong maths questions! Pls dont just study Lcm & Hcm alone, practice ur bearing, equations and mathematical formulars very well o! In fact, go and buy keypoint and cram it! Yes, i said cram it, push it into ur brain until u can recite it in ur dreams
Nairaland / General / Re: Frsc Official Batters Graduate, Almost Blinds One Eye For Seat Belt Violation by donjon: 3:50pm On Jul 18, 2011
If u are not a government agent in 9ja, just put ur hope in GOD! if not, oyo lo wa!
Nairaland / General / Re: No Doubts Lagos Is The Hottest State In Naija by donjon: 3:45pm On Jul 18, 2011
How many places have u been to in nigeria?
Phones / Re: Why People Cant Help Others by donjon: 6:31pm On Jul 10, 2011
Look up in the sky-








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Jokes Etc / Re: Snow Falls In Agege by donjon: 5:15pm On Jul 10, 2011
Dis one don bellefull!
Politics / Re: Prisoners Escape As Warri Prison Is Bombed - Boko Haram Techniques Proliferate. by donjon: 2:24pm On Jul 10, 2011
Oboy! Levels don change
Nairaland / General / Re: Is Nda 63rd Rc Shortlist Out? by donjon: 2:20pm On Jul 10, 2011
Wat abt NNBTS batch 20?
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by donjon: 1:05am On Jul 07, 2011
Dis na delibrate malfunction of brain! If u don run out of idea, u no silent?
Politics / Re: When Will We(nigeria) Declare War On Boko Haram? by donjon: 12:45am On Jul 07, 2011
Na u know the type of invisibility wey dem get! Are their members arrested and then released on bail while invisible?

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