₦airaland Forum

Damikevin:
next to Dollar! Naira is drowning.

i swear!

uzygirl:
Nice one. More amd ore youths are turning to agriculture. I wish those in the Niger Delta would copy this. Agbero, Area boys and Omonile no be work oh

very intelligent to lump evry1 in d ND 2geda, insulting u is a waste of time!

monthly, trust me a female can plan and make 10,000 look like 100,000.

d good 1s tho

eyaf tey wey I laf like dis

una no do 1st to blink?
when u stand facing each oda staring intently, till sme1 gives up and blinks

yes sailor

chei, bad belle full here.
no b by force to like paper boy,
go listen to d@ Ur guy wey dey rap like 50
I prefer my local content

infonubia: He didn't stab his wife...an intruder stabbed her while she was video chatting with her soldier husband who is stationed in Asia.

My pips can't read !

create a fb page for it, then u start 4rm there.

Ajegunle is even better, ijora is like sodom & gomora

d tin sef don turn to joke!
LINK

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE99E0F720131015?irpc=401

ONITSHA, Nigeria (Reuters) - A Nigerian woman faked her own kidnapping to extort a $1,200 ransom from her husband, police said on Tuesday, in a region of the west African nation plagued by abductions.Authorities arrested the woman and her accomplice, a motorcycle taxi man who helped her stage it, after tracing the bank account given for her husband's payment of 200,000 naira ($1,200) to the taxi man himself."They have confessed to the crime and we are corroborating our investigation to be able to charge them in court," said Ebere Amarizu, a police spokesman in Enugu state.Kidnapping for ransom is rife in southern Nigeria, particularly in the oil-producing Delta region, in the ethnic Igbo area to the north of it, where Enugulies, and the commercial hub of Lagos.In some cases, police suspect the victimscollude with their abductors.The multi-million dollar criminal enterprise pushes up the insurance and security costs for businesses, including foreign oil majors who have often been targeted in the past. ($1 = 160.1 naira)(Reporting by Anamesere Igboeroteonwu; Writing by Tim Cocks, Editing by Gareth Jones)

Booty butt chic: dis is soooo 100% meee dis is soooo 100% meee

me too!

Davo93: They should keep their apology to themselves... those Guineans were so silly and just because of their hightened beef for Nigerians, they acted that way. Like a Nairalander said, their president should come down to Nigeria and beg on his knees. #Mstchew

aye aye to dat

Dem wan stop staff be dat! We will clear fashola doubt!

Bros we dey wait o

Limited fones for now.

Dis Garri Wars sef!

My pple cannot read!

Suddenly we have become garri addicts!!!

Dis is rubbish!!! No matter how bad it is, u must never attempt suicide

Sun of god: Let the deported return to Nigeria and take up their old professions . . . (Militancy)

Afterall, they were exiled under the guise of 'retraining' . . . whilst their 'fathers land' is being desimated by multi nationals.

Come back and fight for the 'rights' of your people - come back and fight for whats yours!

u are a fool! Useless civilian

Very brilliant article 4rm daily times

The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.
This article is for all those who want to become better worshippers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.
First, you must understand that being a worshipper has nothing to do with character,good works or righteousness. So the fact thatyou choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss howto inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. TheNigerian god appreciates communication.
When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.
When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud.No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. Itis just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil.God will judge such a person.
Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, ifyou diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when peoplesay you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. Bythis you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.
Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.
The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Partynomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win theelections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success.How can mere mortals complain?
The Nigerian god does not tolerate disrespect. If someone insults your religion, you must look for anyone like them and kill them. Doesn’t matter what you use—sticks, machetes, grenade launchers, IED’s, AK47’s.
The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green whenthe man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.
If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.
The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.
These days, the Nigerian god also permits tweets and Facebook updates like: "Now in Church" or "This guy in front of me needs to stop dozing" when performing acts of worship.
In all, the Nigerian god is very kind and accommodating. He gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle.

d hacker calls himself artin, check http://champion.com.ng

We wey we get job, make we thank GOD be dat o!!! I left sec school nd joined d navy

Dis vehicle would currently be good for lagos - badagry express road! Dis yrs rain has completely destroyed dat road, going home is a nightmare

mai gaskiya: my broda dnt sit at d comfort of ur home nd type rubish.as far as maidugury is concern dia is no inocent becos dy aid nd abet dm.if u hav ben 2 dat state b4 u wil knw nd se hw ds pepl re sheldng bh.its only kano state dat re coperatng wit jtf.so dnt be pesimistic on views u knw ntng abot becos u kan aford a pone.mister humanist

GBAGAUN!!!!!!!!!

Dat woman is a rugged hustler