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Celebrities / Re: Adele Is A Mad Ratchet - Nicki Minaj Blasts...photos + Videos by donjon: 12:30pm On Jan 16, 2016
mod, u know what to do!
Romance / Re: When She Knows You're Cheating But Haven't Been Caught by donjon: 12:24pm On Jan 16, 2016
ewosk:
dull guy kindly substitute the underlined word with


IMPORTANT grin grin

2 bottle for u!

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Education / Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by donjon: 12:08pm On Jan 16, 2016
not in Nigeria,
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Blessed Nairalanders,help Me Pay My House Rent by donjon: 11:35pm On Jan 13, 2016
na there u fail!
I'm very sure dat if u lived abroad, u would rather feast on social security checks than to work through out ur entire miserable existence!
enter traffic and start begging for alms!
u are a disgrace to ur tribe!

oliverkelly the humble begger! - sounds like d name of a nollywood movie!

I wonder what u are learning in school?
hope its not 419?
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Blessed Nairalanders,help Me Pay My House Rent by donjon: 9:34pm On Jan 13, 2016
I have never begged
everything I have in dis life was achieved tru blood and sweat! and constant prayer!

when I don't have funds to do something, I swerve!
cos I believe SUFFERINGS ARE LESSONS!

I REPEAT:
U ARE NOT A MAN, pls check under ur legs cos I'm sure u will see a hole there!

I'm a KING, DAT ur small boy swearings na water 4 my body
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Blessed Nairalanders,help Me Pay My House Rent by donjon: 11:47am On Jan 13, 2016
na d 50k u wan use buy HP laptop? what of ur "rent"?
SWINE
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Blessed Nairalanders,help Me Pay My House Rent by donjon: 11:45am On Jan 13, 2016
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Used hp Laptop For Sale by oliverkelly( m ): 11:11pm On Jan 09 Op i hv 50k,if u r ready ( Quote) ( Report ) ( Like ) ( Share) I believe that everybody leans on to his or her own belief


BASTARD

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Nairaland / General / Re: Please Blessed Nairalanders,help Me Pay My House Rent by donjon: 11:40am On Jan 13, 2016
a clown & his fellow clowns looking for another clown to scam!
even if ur id is real,
ur gender is not!
u are not a man!

@ d age of 16! I was washing pples water tanks just to get money & combined it with local electrician even tho I didn't learn it!
I dey go market to buy & install ceiling fan 4 peeps, join
am with labourer work!
if I relate d story of how some omo onile met me sand filling foundation @ one site like DAT.
never knew there was a tussle over d land!

now I look back & smile!

BRO, grow some balls!
Crime / Re: Late Policeman Who Killed Twins & Self Dismissed, Family Forfeits N1.5m Entitlem by donjon: 8:43am On Jan 02, 2016
MathsChic:
Dismissing a dead man? Only in Nigeria cheesy

not only in 9ja,
its standard tradition worldwide, when d events leading to the death of a SVC pers are dishonorable!

hope u are more informed abt SVC rules & regulations now?
cheers!
Crime / Re: Meet The 1st Idiots Of The Dubai Fire Yesterday by donjon: 8:32am On Jan 02, 2016
yap, they are not just idiots, dis is how u identify potential psychopaths
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by donjon: 7:47am On Oct 30, 2015
kewe, bring water make I splash dis boy! e don faint.
Nairaland / General / China Ends Compulsory One Child Policy, After 35 Years! by donjon: 7:30am On Oct 30, 2015
Romance / Re: My Adventure With A Nairalander... by donjon: 5:03pm On Oct 28, 2015
nice 1
Politics / Re: We Are Not Biafrans, Remove South South From Your Plans by donjon: 12:12pm On Oct 22, 2015
we are not biafrans!!! correct writeup!!! I'm saving this.

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Crime / Re: See Something, Say Something! by donjon: 5:00pm On Oct 21, 2015
nice 1
Nairaland / General / Re: Punch Website Down by donjon: 5:28pm On Oct 18, 2015
its up now!
Nairaland / General / Re: Punch Website Down by donjon: 8:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
I noticed it too, wetin man go do?
Romance / Re: You Dont Know What It Feels Like Having A Ju Senior Brother. by donjon: 11:50am On Oct 13, 2015
U ARE A SMALL BOY!

many fine uni gals will happily choose his brains over ur looks, u think say carry over easy
Romance / Re: Sad! She Took Me Out For Icecream She Paid Her Own Bills Now She Is Dead by donjon: 11:42am On Oct 13, 2015
if na me, i go trip too!





FACT
Romance / Re: Sad! She Took Me Out For Icecream She Paid Her Own Bills Now She Is Dead by donjon: 11:41am On Oct 13, 2015
1 of those rare boss ladies!
RIP
Crime / Re: (photos) Dora Akunyili Where Are U?? :'( by donjon: 10:06am On Sep 26, 2015
of course , they won't
Crime / Re: Lady Fired 30mins After Getting Dream Job Because Of Her Tattoo by donjon: 8:20pm On Sep 25, 2015
sharrap dere!
Crime / Re: (photos) Dora Akunyili Where Are U?? :'( by donjon: 8:17pm On Sep 25, 2015
nawa 4 dis country

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Crime / Re: Last Year, They Stole My Ram... by donjon: 12:57pm On Sep 23, 2015
which 1 is d ram?
Nairaland / General / Re: (PHOTO) Small And Unique Sallah Ram Sold For 60k At Ilorin by donjon: 5:31am On Sep 23, 2015
is DAT a drawf?
Crime / Re: See How Morbidly Obese Man Conceals His Gun When He's In His Pants by donjon: 8:52am On Sep 22, 2015
repulsive
Crime / Re: Georgia Parents Forgive Their Sons Who Tried To Kill Them by donjon: 8:50am On Sep 22, 2015
end time tinz
Culture / Re: Skunk And Codeine: The New Trend For Nigerian Girls by donjon: 10:00am On Sep 21, 2015
Issokay
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Rukky Sanda Blasts Her Follower! by donjon: 6:15am On Sep 21, 2015
Epic movie
Rukky - 1
Fans. - 10

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Jokes Etc / Re: Rate And Caption This Photo!! by donjon: 12:26pm On Sep 19, 2015
NOT COOL, SORRY!!!

DAT IS D SCHEMATIC OF A HUMAN OVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO PUN INTENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family / Re: Alligator Killed Inside Our Compound This Evening by donjon: 12:23pm On Sep 19, 2015
NAWA FOR SOME PPLE SEF!!

DAT HARMLESS ANIMAL!!!

NICE HOUSE THO!!!

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