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Crime / Re: Amaka Nweke: Parents Beat Daughter To Death For Dating Yoruba Muslim Boy by donjon: 1:18pm On Jan 10
When my son impregnated Amaka, I didn’t reject the pregnancy. I was already used to seeing them together. When it was clear to me that Ibrahim was the owner of the pregnancy, I started taking care of the girl as my daughter-in-law.

Madam, that's not how it is in Igbo culture. If you want to get a daughter-in-law, first approach the parents and pay dowries

I hail ur reasoning! now she is dead come and collect dowry!


Celebrities / Re: Tacha: Why Teebillz And I Parted Ways by donjon: 9:48pm On Jan 07
Well Tee billz always ended up being dumped... "CDQ dumped his ass because of this related issues of affecting his progress, Tiwa Savage also dumped his ass now Tacha is also dumping his ass like a used pad.. maybe the nigga is just a junk.

Celebrities / Re: This Fool Wear Aba Made Pass Anything – Actor Ik Ogbonna Slams Timaya by donjon: 8:17am On Dec 23, 2019
2 of them are stupid
Crime / Re: Soldier Seen Harassing A Guy For Wearing A Camouflage Outfit To An Event by donjon: 11:57am On Dec 22, 2019

U don't know how soldiers are, if u beat this one now, him go go call him senior brothers for you, Nigeria soldiers can be funny sha, bunch of illiterates with no hope in life na dey join soldiers for Nigeria.

u no dey try at all

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Romance / Re: Stop Putting Condom In Your Wallet - Twitter Aproko Doctor Warns by donjon: 11:54am On Dec 22, 2019
MUMU , so you don talk better thing
Foreign Affairs / Re: Court Rules British MI5 Agents Can Murder, Kidnap And Torture by donjon: 11:36am On Dec 22, 2019
the painful thing is they also have agents in this country
Celebrities / Re: Acting In Porn Movies Has Given Me Exposure- Mareme Edet by donjon: 8:25pm On Dec 21, 2019
make she sha use better engine oil dey service her money maker o
Politics / Re: Lagos Civil Servants To Get Above New Minimum Wage (Official Memo) by donjon: 4:45pm On Nov 27, 2019
When shatta bandle has made children's clothes expensive this xmas

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Romance / Re: U Give Her Money She Cheats Becos Of Sex U Give Her Sex She Cheat Becos Of Money by donjon: 12:29pm On Nov 25, 2019
Politics / Re: I Was Not Fooled By His Act Of Heroism - Buhari’s Aide Blast Air Peace Boss by donjon: 12:25pm On Nov 25, 2019

I hope she was not fooled just because... sad

And not for any other reason like bitterness for example or trying to cover up government negligence.

The corrupt man still did what the government didn't do.

That is the point!
What her presidential mallam could not do!
Romance / Re: Its Hard For some Guys To Break Up With A Pretty Lady In A Relationship? by donjon: 7:46pm On Nov 22, 2019
unusual way to live

I just don't like being placed in a box, dats all
Romance / Re: Its Hard For some Guys To Break Up With A Pretty Lady In A Relationship? by donjon: 4:04pm On Nov 22, 2019
Who beauty EPP?
I have already made it a principle in life never to crave what everyone else craves


Romance / Re: How Could She Explain Her Way Out Of This Mess. by donjon: 3:55pm On Nov 22, 2019

Everything dey musa hand
Politics / Re: Pastor Aimola John Slumps, Dies After Defecting To APC In Edo by donjon: 8:47am On Nov 22, 2019
RIP Pastor...Jumping from one place to the other can be too much load for the heart


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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bank In Ekiti, Policeman, Girl Shot Dead (Graphic Photos) by donjon: 7:37pm On Nov 21, 2019
High time everyone gets a gun in this country.

Note: don't tell me if all citizens were armed, we will all kill ourselves! Cos we seem to be doing a fine job of it already.

The only downside is I also know the road to hell was paved with good intentions.
Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Had Sex With My Sister-in-law, Now She's Blackmailing Me by donjon: 3:28pm On Nov 21, 2019

No matter what happens never admit that you had sex with her sister. It was a mistàke, move on! Ignore the blaçkmailing bitch she will do more harm to herself if she reports

Crime / Re: 4 Armed Robbers Gang-Rape A Lady In Anambra, Record It, Blackmail Her (Photo) by donjon: 11:36am On Nov 21, 2019
Nnamdi cownu bastard sons from harlot mothers


Romance / Re: "The Most Expensive Virgin In Sudan" Finally Walks Down The Isle (Photo) by donjon: 9:17am On Nov 21, 2019
More money to buy guns

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Romance / Re: Why Is She Acting Like This, Making Me Sad? [picture To Be Deleted Soon] by donjon: 8:52am On Nov 21, 2019
Don't delete it,
Ignore her but don't delete her number!

Meanwhile look for other alternative girls who will wean you off this moody babe

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Crime / Re: Youths Kill 41-year-old Man In Imo For Trying To Rape Woman In Her Farm (Graphic by donjon: 8:34am On Nov 21, 2019

Yet, they can't kill one Fulani
who rape & then murder their
women at will...

undecided undecided undecided

Ipob & cowardice/cannibalism be like 5&6

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Politics / Re: Bomb Found Behind A School In Awka, Anambra State (Photos) by donjon: 1:02pm On Nov 20, 2019

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Education / Re: Queen's College Drama: Between Morality And Legality by donjon: 12:51pm On Nov 20, 2019
My latest side chick is an ss2 girl I'm currently shagging, big boobs big ass good pvssy, as long as her pepper don rest, I'll drown in her ocean. I detest older ladies so don't blame me if I enjoy them younger, I deflowered my current main chick when she was 16 and we're still strong together for many years to come. You only live once oga.


Haaa! I'm sure many father's are looking for ur head right now.
Its OK, continue taking advantage of impressionable adolescents who might never have reason you if they were older
Education / Re: Queen's College Drama: Between Morality And Legality by donjon: 10:49am On Nov 20, 2019
Can someone get me her number, imagine my phallus enclosed in those soft lips

Typical example of the morally bankrupt men I was talking about!
& to think you share the same name with me?

That girl no go pass 13years old o


Politics / Re: Bomb Found Behind A School In Awka, Anambra State (Photos) by donjon: 10:40am On Nov 20, 2019
Illiterate ipobians don't even know their Almighty ogbunigwe is different from foreign made mortar! Even playing with an UXB! No wonder they allow Fulani boyscout to use them for target practice for onitcha that year.

Naso one ipob Biafra claim to produce electricity from water, even made it to channel's news & YouTube channel only to be exposed as a scam like that emeagwali guy!
Causing channel's TV monumental embarrassment


Crime / Re: Chioma & De Young: Oko Poly Students Die 5 Days To Final Exam by donjon: 10:14am On Nov 20, 2019
Things people take to nack this days dey surprised me.. As if who fu*k pass dey get Grammy award.. Youth no wan hear o.. Guys most especially...

Anyways, rest in peace to the dead..

That room rental boy is in big trouble.. He will forever regret his rental business..If he no die after torture by our busy body police,he will never die again.. Except his parents or siblings are rich...

Naso one of my boy for office dey do o!
Im go invite runs girl from pH come yenagoa, the following day this boy no go let us rest with im bragging.
E go say " oga I injure dat girl yesterday, I really scatter am, yes, I'm a G"
By 12 o'clock, he don sleep bend neck on top chair like who don die!
Ordinary message to buy food for me, e go dey beg


Education / Re: Queen's College Drama: Between Morality And Legality by donjon: 9:50am On Nov 20, 2019
So 2019 mothers are now teaching their daughter's to hoe too?
That child is capable of seducing morally inept men.
Nawa o!
I support the expulsion,
May my kids have decent classmates with God fearing mother's, AMEN!
Romance / Re: What Do Men Offer In A Relationship? by donjon: 9:31am On Nov 20, 2019
Nairaland females have been trying very hard to justify their oloshoism these past few days, generally wailing upandan with nobody to answer them.
One of them that looks like mermaid even collected shopping complex and ran cheesy


Politics / Re: Joi John Blasts Dickson For Sitting 'Disrespectfully' With Obasanjo & Jonathan by donjon: 7:21pm On Nov 19, 2019
The lady's picture is featured prominently because?

Govt appointment as SSA media due to her online maiguard talents! Just like DAT laura onoche something


Health / Re: Naked Emaciated Lady Seen In Ajah Is Unrecognizable In New Photos After Rehab by donjon: 12:38pm On Nov 19, 2019

My John Thomas is standing at attention

Better go and fuk ur Alsatian dog, because this lady has been tru a lot and is not thinking of dick now or for a very long time 4 DAT matter!

PS: I heard westerners have sex with chairs & steel pipes, u can try DAT too.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Dumps Politics: Nigerians Are Ungrateful, They Deserve Buhari Govt by donjon: 12:26pm On Nov 19, 2019
Is it really the Nigerians or people that shaped a broken system like your Oga Johnathan?

Heard he has been involved in various anti party activities of recent

Someone said what gej did was consensual sex!!!

No wonder musa retired!!!

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