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KingAzubuike:
You can't even see his status update if he doesn't have your number.

Guy who told you that? u go see am scatter.i have a number am monitoring on whatsap,i see her status and any recent updates

sapeleboi:
get sense old man, I dey warn you

Guy but u dey mad o! dis picture wan tear my belle with laugh

MCFRESH:
I guezz the guy name is *henry* am I right?

Guy u nor well oh! so na only people with that name dey behave like that abi? u need better cane ah swear

Happy birthday dude

dearsly:
Skul minners will be looking for banky's head now.....

Is this picture real?

chocolateme:
Greetings to anyone reading this, please pardon my grammatical errors as I bare my heart in this write up. We live in a down floor flat in a three storeyed building and as you know how most compounds in Surulere is without space, ours is surrounded by other tall buildings so to get fresh air especially at night is zero possible.
The state Government has not been forthcoming with pipe borne water these days despite knowing how important water is to human life, the power supply company are making it harder too, you go to bed at night, you won't sleep well due excess heat, you won't see water to at least bath throughout the night to keep cool till morning.
This has been going on in our area in Surulere around Itire/Ishaga. Last night, I thought I was going to die oh God!! We have generator set but the engine is very faulty and very expensive to repair besides, we can't be spending money on fuel on daily basis coupled with the fact that there are other expenses at home to run.
Last night, I was awake till 3am dot, I kept fanning myself and sweating profusely, at a point, I felt I was loosing my breath, I stood up, laid down, sat down, I did everything I could to feel OK but to no avail, my hand was aching me too.
I slept off for about 12minutes only to suddenly jerk up from bed and feel sweat running down my face and body like a cup of water was poured on me hmm.. The mattress was soaked at different sections and I couldn't lie down on it again. The one that scared me most was that I observed that fluid came up into my mouth from my stomach and I rushed to go and spill it out, dehydration too, I kept drinking water and trying to stay alive.
By exactly 3am dot, they brought the light, I wasn't feeling happy because there was no morale for excitement anymore but I finally managed to sleep off, i woke up again as they took it by past 4 again till now. I sleep by 3 or 4 almost every night and I am feeling frustrated. I felt I should share it, I am tired, God please help me, I am always scared once the night approaches on daily basis.. The Government should help the masses with light and water for healthy living.

You need to trim down a bit young girl maybe you are too fat

Godmother:
Spoken like a broke, frustrated boy that girls keep rejecting

And I never said anything about creams. Learn to read oponu

And if you dare quote me again i will look for wherever you are and break ur orangutan neck

Godmother:
Spoken like a broke, frustrated boy that girls keep rejecting

And I never said anything about creams. Learn to read oponu

Yes u marketed a vagina tightening cream that will be used to tighten ur well of a pussy

very very bad

[quote author= post=74582894]HOW THE COUNTRY CAN PAY MINIMUM WAGE COMFORTABLY..........


1. Abolish SECURITY VOTE in NIGERIA. Nigeria will pay N45,000 minimum wage comfortably.

2. a) Abolish CONSTITUENCY PROJECT FUNDS
b) Reduce number of ADVISERS to SENATE PRES(2), HOUSE SPEAKER(2), GOVs(4), PRESIDENT(5), VP(2)
c) Reduce current ALL Political Office Holders PAY CHEQUES by 51.5%, without exception
d) Do away with special remuneration to POLITICAL ADVISERS & PUBLIC SERVANTS e.g; Purchase of Private Vehicles, Houses, granting Govt paid Vacations, paying for 1st & Business Class Transportations, etc, etc...
e) Abolish payment of OVERSEAS MEDICAL BILLS for Political Office Holders.
f) Eliminate PRIVATE PRACTICE in public workforce
g) Eliminate participation of Public Workforce in Partisan Politics.
h) Institute EMPLOYMENT BY MERIT, and eliminate UNDEREMPLOYMENT.
i) Review and eliminate allocation of Govt paid POLITICAL AIDES & SUPPORT STAFF to Political Office Holders.

With (1) + (2) Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N65,000 comfortably

3. Move Nigeria MORE to Private Sector Driven Economy
a) Privatise ALL of Federal Govt PARASTATALS & reduce Federal Direct Funded AGENCIES to 68% of the present.
b) Privatise ALL of STATE Govt PARASTATALS & reduce State Direct Funded AGENCIES to 19% of the present.
c) Reduce current DIRECT LABOUR JOB participation by 49%
d) Encourage more Working Hours until Nigerian economic stabilizes
e) Discourage UNIONISM in Public Workforce

With (1) + (2) + (3), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N101,500 comfortably.


4) Institute DEATH PENALTY to proven THEFT OF PUBLIC FUNDS no matter how little, and LIFE Jail Sentences for COLLABORATORS.

With (1) + (2) + (3) & (4), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N203,500 comfortably.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA
END OF DISCUSSION![/quote]Very sweet analysis from the mana himself it's obvious sense don dey enter your head small small

tollyboy5:
Since you've also fkup b4 abeg don't mind my words O! I also have one girl that's fkinup she told me alot of lies though she like me but want me to spend hell on her before we agree on a date. Though we been 4 long since 2015 but it was distance relationship shit. I'm thinking of leaving her what's your advice. I don't want to spend on someone bitch I see as queen. Our schools are different

Nawa oh! guy are you still in kindergarten for typing such gibberish

mikaelangelov:
It's not yet an ex relationship but I believe by weekend it will be.

I've been too easy and simple for the bae aswear, and even she herself says that, I girl I've never shouted on before, never cheated on her, she will never say that I've failed getting her whatever she's requested for, a girl that I've fed comfortably since early 2018 till now, just name it, yet bae still got the guts to cheat me countless times, cheated on me with random guys that can't even match my shoes even though they're all older than I am, aborted babies for them and I still care for her, buying her life relief drugs during the recuperating stages thinking it's menstrual related issues, got her a job so she wouldn't be idle, best way she could make me proud is to become a cum-bag to her boss who offers her nothing, just because they all offer her marriage which I don't want to tell her first because I want her to learn a skill this 2019 first, before I'll think about tying the knot with her, my only crime was loving her too much, well next 60 days I'll be moving permanently to Copenhagen so I guess marrying a white chick is the next thing,

infact I know that I've reached my boiling point and enough is enough,

Guy you where really a scumbag and mugu number one to her that's why she never loved and valued you...as a man you think with your brain and not with ur dick...i believe u have learnt your lessons, that is if you won't fall mugu again for another olosho

obembet:
It's very bad to cheat, that is my regret so far that make me lose the man of my dream.I wish he can give me second chance but God knows the best

Share yours guys

Olo things...is only olosho that does what you did. hope you have repented has become a better person

tendingNews:
Check out Mr P Peter Okoye of P'square’s mansion and cars in his Ikoyi house, Lagos.

Peter Okoye has good taste for cars, houses and he doesn't hesitate to flaunt his house and cars.

See more photos and watch videos below....

Source: http://www..com/2018/12/mansion-peter-okoyes-house-and-cars.html?m=1

Mr Op what's the benefits of these stupid pictures to us? I think you really need your brain re-examine...nairaland is becoming wack and seun most be very stupid for allowing useless posts to grace the frontage

Godmother:
Beautiful lady. Still decent to a fault








Five Easy Ways to Tighten a Loose Va*Gina

Please direct the tightening cream to yourself and chika ike because u guys might have worn out down there

Trendvoice:
Barbie queen Bobrisky gifted Actress Tayo Sobola a beautiful cake for the celebration of her birthday today.

Tayo Sobola has starred in several Nollywood movies including Arewa Ijogbon, Egan, Corper Jide, Bella, Idakeji Ife and so on.

See photos below :-

Gist via :- https://nairatrend.com.ng/see-the-cake-bobrisky-gifted-actress-tayo-sobola-on-her-birthday-see-photos/

Bobrisky the ugly orangutan

I dey tell you brother

mogbojaiye:
Bros laugh wan kill me, ,,,,
No b lie oooo

Nobody knows what might happen April oo

This guy na serious Egbono...guy that babe doesn't love you she's only desperate to get married because of her age and i guess ur mum has already seen that. Trust me you will sure regret it if you dare go ahead to marry that girl she will so ride on you with her family support too. Think man,use your tongue count your teeth.

Dogalmighty17:
I have dated this girl for three years. We fixed a date for the wedding for late this year. However, events seemingly out of my control necessitated that I shift the wedding to February next year. Initially, she was against the shift but I pleaded with her.

Sometime in August this year, we had a disagreement because I noticed she was being disrespectful towards me. She is hardworking, cooks well and is very business oriented. But her sense of independence makes her struggle with submission to her man. I told her how uncomfortable I was with it and she's promised to make amends. She has but from time to time, her old self comes out.

I was at a loss on what to do that I had to voice out the issue to her family. When they asked her, she told them that since I requested for a shift in wedding date, she became uncomfortable with the relationship. Her family then told her to call off the relationship. I got to know about this decision and I called her and she said she was going to obey the wishes of her family. Her mom also told me that since I keep complaining about her daughters lack of respect, I should leave her daughter alone. It took serious pleading from me before the family accepted the continuing of the relationship. They asked me that since the date I initially agreed for the wedding wasn't going to be convenient for me, when then do I think will be convenient? Since I didn't want to loose my woman, I mentioned February. The desperation on my path was much.

My mom on the other hand wants a wedding in April. She has said February is not convenient for her. All my pleas have fell on deaf ears. She has threatened not to bless the union and has even gone as far as threatening to curse me with her breasts if I wed in February.

My girl has refused to even entertain the thought of shifting the date again. She maintains that it is better that we outrightly call off the wedding, than shift it again. I understand her fears. She feels that I may just be wasting her time. I am not

This is my dilemma. Should I go with my woman who has spent three years of her life with me or do I go with my mom?

I must also mention that my mom was informed of the initial date of the wedding over a year ago. But she foot dragged in her support for months until much later in the year that I now had to take issues into my own hands.

Babe u smoke weed with that your eyes like that

Cindy95:
God/Allah bless you dear... the guys are all shouting that the girl is obeying her family forgetting that the man is doing the same.
please both of you are practicing sane thing. it's not easy changing wedding dates, it looks embarrassing and childish. it's better you don't fix a date if you guys ain't ready nd before you fix a date, the two families ought to be there to deliberate on it.
you are the man, you know your woman and your family better than us, besides we just heard one side of the story.
nobody knows what the lady in question is also passing through. so please before we judge, let's put ourselves in the girls shoe. (it's better we don't fix a date rather than change it thrice and it's enough to end everything cos no one knows what will happen in April too)
please, I'm not here to judge anyone but this matter should be resolved between the two families...
nairaland just might not give you the perfect answer cos we dont know the situation.
the best advice you will ever get is the one you actually gave to yourself so please I'll advice you to do it the right way.
thanks

good

Good

Face the judgement

Former Finance Minister: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Speaks:
I still find it funny that most people don't know why Nigeria economy went into recession, they love the incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed about the past government ruining everything. It's also myopic to think that if Jonathan were to still be in power, we would be worse off.
The truth about Nigeria's recession is this; it was caused by the president's unguided rhetoric and uncultured body language.
Firstly, there is nothing we are buying today that we weren't buying 5 years ago, therefore it's not our purchase that put pressure on Naira but withdrawal of funds by foreign investors.
After the election, the president created instability with his unguided statements about how everyone is corrupt and how everyone is going to jail. The instability made foreign investors to liquidate their investment and change their money to dollars.
In the process of trying to flee, they were willing to buy dollars at any price, which lead to high exchange dollar rate.
Even though some of them were not ready to run away, but want their money in dollars to save their investments from devaluation, the president gave a bad signal by banning deposit of foreign currency into dormiciliary accounts. That was enough for free market believers to see the draconian handwriting on the wall, that was the beginning of dollar rush.
To make matters worse, the president came up with another outrageous policy of rationing dollar to certain sectors and blocking many sectors out. That was the nail in the coffin which facilitated the emergence of free FALL.
In the end, foreign investors took over $80B out of the economy within a short period and everything went down to free fall.
To those who believe it will be worse if Jonathan is still there, you are all wrong. Policy continuity and political stability will not let billions of dollars leave our shores within such tiny time frame. Even though the government might have income shortage, the private sector will weather the storm by their confidence in the market.
The fear of the unknown created by PMB is responsible for the economic downturn not low oil price. Interest rate in America is currently at 0.5% while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan Chase will not mind borrowing $50 billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in Nigeria for return of %2000 profit. Citi bank will do the same, likewise US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari warning about the repercussions of his fixing policy before they pulled out, but his illiterate cyber warriors and misseducated e-soldiers said JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no longer believe in economic metrics since their messiah is in charge.
Funny enough they are all suffering today because of the stupid policy, but they find relief by blaming it on past administration and Gucci appetite of average Nigerians. For your information, if your president "continues" with his unguided rhetoric, Naira will go down to N1000/1 $. But we thank God, he is no longer talking.

lecky001:
Its Real

Am very much interested please.are the papers up to date

ChrisMafian:
Buhari has done well, you should be wary of the thief contesting under PDP.

Don't worry hungry will finish you by the time you follow ur oga back to daura to rule his cows

ChrisMafian:
Atiku will be president of Biafra not my dear country. God will not forgive those supporting that international thief.
#Buhari2019

The thief is a far better option than your lifeless oga from daura .. come 2019 he's going back to his cows. mark my word

sabenabeauty:
hahaha.

Finally I posted a clip, view below and tell me what you think in the comment section

I so much love ur name "sabena"

sabenabeauty:
hahaha.

Finally I posted a clip, view below and tell me what you think in the comment section

I so much love ur name "sabena".