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As for me its
1-Chelsea
2-Man utd
3-Tottenham
4-Man City
5-Liverpool
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15- Arsenal

NA Gulder ultimate search?which 1 be say dem drop chi? Abi na Chi chi?
Well I don't watch T.b joshua cos in 1 john it is writting many false spirit shall arise,and prohets I don't hate him(t.b joshua) but I don't realy understand his message people are only carried away by his miracle,

Note: I read d bible a lot so don't tink of writing sumtin like (t.b joshua will deal wit u or thunder of t.b joshua will strike)
I belive the greatest miracle is Salvation not healing d blind deaf,dumb cos salvation is d only miracle dat guarantees Heaven(mark 8:36)

Am not a pastor OOooooo I just do wat I feel d bible says,if any man of God do contrary ama question his power Dats all..God bless T.B Joshua if he truly his God's servant and vice versal...Am out Nepa don bring light

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nadia_SA: Lampard nd hazard they just too good

U so beautifull,I saw your pix and forgot about the match

For your information BIBLE don't cast out demons,its the individual,so if u like use IPAD ipod i-anything as long as it develops ur bible knowledge u are good to go....I read my bible more wen I bought my BB cos it can also read it to me in audio form...for those who still use paper bible hope u know its a Sin to have torn bible?most of u don't even read it .

Mstwwww MUUMU write up,Abeg see advice 4 future husbands jawe

1-make sure u have a Good job and earn well
2-make lesser budget for yourself,put ur wife and kids 1st
3-make sure you take charge of ur home
4-take advice from ur wife,even ur kids when doing family planning nt that other 1 oooo
5-Make fulfilable promises
6-Make sure your Family is Religious and free minded combined
7-Never argue wit ur wife in front of d kids
8-If you ignore the above YOur own don Finish...dats wen u know d full meaning of Women
W-witches
O-oppresion
M-madness
A-argue
N-Nuisance

XPectation 4 Epl home and away

Chelsea 3-0 Man utd
Chelsea 5-1 Arsenal
Chelsea 3- 0 man city
Chelsea 2-0 liverpool

Man u 1-4 Chelsea
Arsenal 0-3 Chelsea
Liverpool 0-4 Chelsea
Man city 2- 6 chelsea


Table
1-CHELSEA
2-Man utd
3-Tottenham
4-Man city
5-Liverpool
6-Everton
7-Arsenal
8-Aston villa

Wenger sacked and commit suiside
Van persie joins Lobbi stars on Loan
Walcot turns barber
PELEgrini traces origin of ancestors as Yoruba
Hazard wins WORLD BEST c.ronaldo cries out"Dem do me?

That's my expectation

Jessica UR waist all I want is your waist,I want ur figure 8,


See ENTER-PRICK-NEUR

She is So beautiful.....let me search her name on facebook so I can ask for her BB pin and 2go username...Seun watch over Nairaland am coming

These shows how our youth waist their time thank u MTN now go and read your bible,browsing is not a Career.u are using Bold 5,Q10 and ur Gp is 2.0,ASUU strike u dey happy MTN cease network for just 1 day u don't feel well I have 1 advice 4 U,,,NO Progress 4 I-DIOt's

Nomski0: I love when plus size ladies exhibit confidence. She's gorgeous and graceful. Thumbs-up girl.

These is the first time its happening on Nairaland


You look cute,Will you marry Me?
A-Yes
B-same as A
C- A and B

These is a miasma of Foolishness,how can you agrigore the future leaders when you fail to give them chance to fill your shoes,it is pismatic,barbaric and contra poros that a country these civilize is passing through political Crikum crikum.

Ulsa don turn USA,first to Comment

I no fit shout,why will a graduate carry his or her self to such a place where even the man himself is not organised.

Why not use ur Mum and sister to act Mr Critics? if u can't improve it Shut up,I don't blame u I blame MTN free MB
I also don't realy like Nolly movies but wen I see a gud 1 I appereciate.
TINSEL is far better than some Hollywood series and u dey here dey writew shit,,,,,,

21- Don't try to impress a guy cos you might end up apearing too Good for him,be yourself

22-dont build on ur beauty alone,build on your personality

23-dont compare your fiance,BF,husband with any other person,its demoralizing

24-dont ignore the above cos out of it is the issue of Life

HiGh chief Raymond Dokpesie I am wolling to pay your staff only if you give me nancy iloh,and those srxy ladies in kaakaki

Abeg like these post,d highest like I ever had was 2 and it was my other two account

How to explain dis story to ur Kids

Fashola is dead and gone to his grave ummmm ha gone to his grave dey planted an akpu tree over his head ummmm ha over his head there came d Militant to pick dem all up ummmm ha pick em all up Fashola got up and gave dem a knock....

Shegbe: Obahiagbon is that you?

its me bro,am keeping it low key like daddy showkey

Who is bisi eyekande?

ASUU is in desnamic solitude why not aristocrat its relival sentient so we nigeria Superman and future leaders can escalate into a vascular bundle of high salinity and gaseous pendulum...

These is a Myopic sentiment only experienced when the national security agency fails to agrigor its duty at its desnatic period,I don't know who shekau is cos I have more important estonim to do instead of letting a country with rulership makabadan affect my own life, if we have militry we shouldn't have militant,if we have a leader we shouldn't have a terrorist..
I succor all embargo of mediocrity with espousal catalogue. If indeed we have a leader we shouldn't suffer Insecurity in our OWN LAND am proud to be a nigerian as I will always say,the govt should make cantor torus against political umbriges and irrational irritability......

Messi is no Match with Ideye,
Mumu in d highest order
I wish I could join d 9ja army so I can Rain some Air strike on Sekau....attention seeking makabadan of intervascular serintidis

The Brazilian Wandering Spider, genus Phoneutria – Family
Ctenidae, was first discovered in the Amazon jungle, but it is
often found in the rainforests of South and Central America. It
eschews webs and burrows and instead, wanders the jungle
floor looking for insects. It does not eat bananas, but hides in
the leaves of the plant, and does enjoy the insects found
around them.
This large spider, capable of a 4 to 5 inch leg span, is hairy
with strong, spindly legs. They move quickly, they have eight
eyes, and one of their most distinctive features are red jaws
which they display when angered.
The Brazilian Wandering Spider is sometimes confused with
the Tarantula, but there are few similarities other than their
hairy bodies. Tarantula’s are are not poisonous, but they can
have a painful bite. The Brazilian Wandering Spider is
considered an aggressive and active hunter. These spiders eat
large insects, small mice and lizards. The babies eat fruit flies
and small insects.
The Brazilian Wandering Spider hides in dark places during
the day time. Closets and boxes (maybe shoes) are preferred
once one of these creatures manages to get inside a home or
garage. Rubbish outside a dwelling harbors this spider, and
the leaves of bananas make a favorite homestead.
The Phoneutria species of the the Wandering Spiders is
considered vicious and deadly. The venom has a potent
neurotoxin – acting on the nervous system. The bite is
excruciatingly painful due to a high concentration of serotonin
and a highly active venom. Symptoms include immediate
pain, cold sweats, heart irregularities and in men, an erect and
painful penis for possibly four hours, known as “priapism,” is
considered a medical emergency. There is an anti-venom for
the Brazilian Wandering Spider, but the question is, will your
local health department have it when you need it? The answer
is, in the U.S., probably not. These spiders are believed to bite
more people than any other spider species.
Finding deadly spiders in grocery store fruit is not all that
unusual. Black Widows like to hide in bunches of grapes, and
there are numerous reports of finding them in the fruit bowl
once the grapes arrive home. The Brazilian Wandering Spider,
or Banana Spider, was reported in a “banana consignment”
delivered to a UK primary School – not the place you want to
find the “World’s Deadliest Spider,” as the venom is
particularly deadly for small children. “Cautious” rummaging
through the fruit displays at your grocer, and thorough check
of the fruit before toting it home, is a good idea

1- Natural Beauty
These are women who look beautiful without make up and when they eventualy use make up it highlight their beuty more

2-Artificial Beauty-
Their beauty is based on mascara,if you find them without make up you will be in shock.

3-Advance beauty
Women who become beautiful as they age

4-Partial Beauty-
Women who appear beautiful immidiately you first look at them but after 10 minute they look different

5-Never Beauty
even if they use make up,they age,they are never beautiful,

6-Expression beauty
These are women who look beautiful when they laugh,smile

7-Inner Beauty
Women whom you appreciate their beauty more based on abilities,character,deeds,influence but sha dem no fine for face


Which beauty do you have(Girls)?
Which would you want as a wife(Guys)?

Nigeria 1 vs 99 India
These story is one which I never belived when growing up,in the story it is said that the indians used Jazz to play and any time they take a shoot the Nigerian goal keeper sees it as lion so he let's it in.in the same story Samuel Okparaji died cos he kicked the ball and scored the only nigeria goal,afterward they killed him on the pitch.

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Ashawo Boys

shejane: It may b pressure, over stress so dot conclude so fast bt in all he need Christ in his life

DOT conclude, it is Finished

OPEN LETTER to Seun and modes





Dear Seun
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