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As Chairman of Nairaland Commitee of Development I here by declare these thread Close.....

I think I deserve an AWARD
NAIRALAND PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Ball he no Sabi,bath pikin he no sabi,d only tin he knows his to chase his Mother in-law....

These is common especially in the western world where you see new love birds showcasing their love publicly,the guy will propose and the crowd will want to see and hear what she would say and when she says yes they will all start clapping ,but now adays we see these kind of thing happening in our own side of the world,anytime I see such I just assume its another form of acting(just like the so called 'Reality show'),now the question in general is Should a guy even propose Publicly to a girl?

Summary
-Mj mother was a jehovah witness and her name is catherine
-Mj was told to leave jehovah witness for releasing thriller
-they belived MJ shouldn't talk about d dead(thriller)
-Mj left and futher his music career
-Mj died with no one actualy knowing his faith


































That awkward moment when after you read it yourSelf you discover all my points where fiction,I didn't Read it either BUt I made a Joke out of your IGNORANCE just because you Couldn't take 5min to Read.....

adaobi123: Who are you to say that I am poor ?

Aren't you the same person that created the thread about your "family going to nigeria for the first". FAKE !! Please...

What is dis one saying?are u On Weed?

adaobi123: An 8 year old girl does not need an ipad.

Go outside and play with the trees

Why do POOR people think they have an opinion?
Do you Know Who invented Jealousy,pride?POOR PEOPLE,
These is America where 7 years old go on a date,

SMH if it was Canada the response would have been more mature well,some nairalanders are kids

eddiebruk: If you weren't busted you wouldn't have apologized, so Mr shove your apology in your MOFO A.S,S, i hope you get banned for 1year...from NL

SEE these FOoooLish STU.PID Baboo,u so Stupid your parent threw you away and Away threw you back...

dopeJemi: Yo momma so ugly, when ur grandmother gave birth 2 her, she threw her away buh Away threw her Back

yo mama so STU-PID that she puts lip stick on her fore head so she could make up her Mind

dopeJemi: shut ur phucking mouth up, calling u stupid will be an insuLt 2 stupid peopLe, can u tell me hau stupidity is smelt? , u claimed 2 be a canadian using a celebrity's picture, nau u here claiming 2 be an orang-utan eating God knows what, get some sense and while. U at it, get a job, Mofo!

Yo mama so old wen d Biitch was in school there where no history Class

I have tried entering front page for long,even though I gave good write -ups I never saw my topic on the Front Page.(before I continue I want to make a point Here "I Did these because I was idle thanks to ASUU)..one evening I was searching through google and I saw these lovely family picture,I admired it and passed it,but something struck me(not Cupid) and said why don't you form a false topic and Nairalander's will fall for it.I decided to Create these controversial topic "PICTURE OF A NAIRALANDER AND HIS FAMILY FIRST NIGERIA VISIT..dr franklin from canada ..well its not every thing I wrote dat were lie's.
I just want to apologise to the whole Nairaland family for making a fool out of you guys...forgive me Na ASUU cause am
Yours sincerely Dr Franklin from Canada

dopeJemi: u r one sick Mo'phucker, aren't u d same dude dat opened a thread claiming 2 Be a canadian dat came 2 nigeria 4 d first time and ur bag got stoLen and u bought a yoghurt dat tasted like pap and went further 2 post a picture of a celeb and his FamiLy claiming it was u and ur famiLy.. U shouLd be castrated

www.nairaland.com/1414257/nairalander-familys-first-vist-nigeria

Yeah AM the One,don't let me insult u cos if I do it will be SO Hard dat ur Grand child will feel it...U so Stupid I can smell ur stupidity right now.

repogirl: Op, did u mean pictures abi objects. Anyhoo, are you not the one who visited Nigeria for the first time with your fake family?

hahahahhahaha Ones I was Blind but now I SEE..

Unlike those of you who go to Mr biggs,chicken rep,Me(the fair one) and my friend (the dark one) went to a Canteen near by to enjoy our self.....well the truth is that we didn't want to spend too much

Eat it with Akpu or amala,it goes faster

Its so amazing,I saw these picture and decided to share.oya let's see how smart you guys are my Garri people,End time people,dot people,just passing people...

Mine are
-Marinus
-Aloysius
-Johnbull
-AbdulMUMUni (now remix to Abdulmumni)
-halleyuah
-Saturday
-Forke
-Sandra fork(lol dats ma oyinbo collegue's name)

Add yours

These coment has been Bought by Man city

See their black Bum ,I hate black girls

I am having a bit of a tough time here,I am in my 3rd year in the university(Civil engineering) and I am faced with a situation that looks Too big for me to handle.my uncle is a music producer(not dem Don jazzy level o) and he knows I have passion for music but the problem is,he keeps promising me a record deal as soon as he listens to my Mixtape,to cut the long story short I got signed to his record label(Connection things I must say) and most of the shows he invited me are always affecting me academicaly considering the fact that am in Engineering.my question to you guys is Should I stop school and start music fully or finish school,but am scared I can never get such a chance on a plater of Gold again.please I need your advice
Thank you and good Bless. TEE Jazz say so

Hahahahahaha Let's assume pastor Adeboye,bishop oyedepo where ones men of God,and now they are not cos they buy jet's...the question is when david had the opportunity to kill Saul he said How can I touch the Lords annointed(even thou the bible said God had rejected Saul) As far as these men where ones men of God (which I belive they still are) they are the Lords annointed.I remember when people use to insult the poor by calling dem CHURCH RAT,behold old things has passed away all things are new
The bible also made it clear dat d poor will always be among the brethren,why do u complain as if the money for private Jet will solve all their problems.Make sure you don't offend God by insulting his servant's....is it not wise to shot up dan to open your mouth and receive Curses?afterall

Judas was Angry when a woman bought an expensive perfume for jesus,what did jesus say "You talk like dis nt because u care for the poor but because you are thives"

GOD Bless Pastor Adeboye
GOD bless Bishop Oyedepo
How would u feel if after your insults these Men enter HEAVEN?you will surely b in Hell(think twice don't write just to get comment). JESUS IS LORD,KING and the SAVIOUR give ur life to him.

These thread is not ment to be please bear with us,because we will be removing it right away
Mod Donmichaelz

My spirit tells me She has MARINE spirit,Crocodile spirit to be precise

Maybe he was singing All I want is your waist

OVERATED

Me my wife(Stephanie) my daughter(Zoe) and my son(clint)

My name is Franklin Adebayo Oluwaseyi,I am a Nigerian born in Canada,I lived all my live there,even though I speak like them,eat like them I still feel like am not one of them.
I came to Nigeria two weeks ago(Abuja to be precise)

I felt something I never felt before and that feeling is Home,It might sound weird for those here in Nigeria but I never felt these way all my life.

First I was welcomed like a Hero and before I knew it my bag was stolen at the airport,as I was driving I saw a guy selling yoghourt and I bought it,lo and behold it was Fake it tasted like PAP.

I went back to Canada two weeks ago,I now know who Nigerians are,what they are like and how the environments are like,am not saying it is all Well but the last two weeks are the best in My life....God bless Nigeria and if you are thinking of going abroad put these in Mind

"No matter how succesful you are abroad always remember Home,you might not get it now but you might Regret you didn't later in life..
With Love from One of your brother in diaspora
Dr Franklin Olaitan