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Invisibleojay:
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You are just too onpoint

Glad I cld help

deafeyez:
Wow, impressive.
But if I may ask, what kind of gists are light. How long should d gist last.

Don't ask too personal questions
Complement her on her dress
Tell her she smells gud ask d name of her perfume
Ask if she lives close by
Tro in little humour
MOST IMPORTANTLY
BE URSELF!!!
2mim 5 mins tops...the more busy u semm d more important u become in her eyes

Money solves d problem...directly or indirectly....
Get nice lookin shoes .jean shirts...perfume ...don't saggg plssss 4 d luv of God....or sag moderately....
Get a gud hairstyle ....carve ur beards
Brush ur teeth....don't chew gums
Smell gud
Walk up to her.... NEVA FROM BEHIND!!!!
if u go from behind u don dull...u don drop most of ur point wit back tackle....
As u dei c her....walk up to her wit a smile...b polite ooh...like gudmornin.... Or hi how do u do?
No smile like fool oh...just real simple smile
B like sorry if I have cosd any form of inconveniences... But I just wish to make aquintance with u cos I find u irresistibly cute...wit a smile n cool voice....I am blabla bla...n u r ?
NOTE
U mist just form for her oooh
Since u know her name now its cul...weda na fake name or real name oh u no wan know but u ma go form for her...she go dei reason say dis one now na fone number him want...don't boda Getin it...u will eventually...besides Getin number no mean say u don get her so y rush
Dismiss her with...d usaul thanks for ur tym n I hope I'll c u soon...waka
Now u don differentiate urself from d mumus wei go dei disturb her for her number for ages
....next tym u c her again...just gistwith her light...next tym...wave n move on wit a Charmin smile....keep her guessing ur next move...after wic later u just hand her d fone confidently ...she no fit dull u dia naaaa....she don c say u no dei like d ticks wei dei follow her for number
....I beg I can not come and go and kill myself....HUSYLE ON MY MIND JOR...BABES PARK ONE SIDE

profolaolu:
How did U root it because I want to root this one, it is lollipop

Mine too is lollipop
2gb ram
Get its not hard now
Just make sure u have data. .run d rootapp...once it reaches 100% u good to go

donkossy:
send screen shot of the app and the font make I see

Oya feed ur eyes

I used king root ap

Guy!!!! I tire ohh...
Make bois name blink dia now I beggg
Need DAT 30k oh

Thanks man...the hustle is really real!

My infinix hot not is ROOTED I repeat ROOTED!
4 how long?
2years
Any issues?
NONE!
advice to pple
Root only if u have an app u desperately want to use if not carry ur tin jeje dei use
I rooted mine because of ifont app
Its giving me joy!

2weeks...1st tym I expect u to form...2nd week I expect u to have sense ...metoo fine na...do anyhow I pack u keep for corner

A guy bot her a new fone...in dis recession n he didn't touch her n she doesn't have his number too....hahahaha....girls can lie

Pls tell dem...dos short skirt...mmmnnnnn...wit d visible lines of d panties...just sexy...I swear down

Hahhahhahaha....I laff ooh...because u have enta! Only if na true u talk oo
Yyyyyy my sister oath??... Neva
Go meet men of God

I don't know oh
But I just smile walk up to her
B like hey...gudam,pm
How do u do?
Ive seen u around but I haven't really had d courage to talk to u...but 2day I find u irresistibly cute...smile
I am name n u r ?
OK well...nice making acquaintance... C u around
...it all depends sha...because...I fit go dia now I go 4get all dis lines...her response determines d flow...n I must just form for her no mata how she fine reach....if she bounce me...I carry am in gud fate...up ma game n block her again ...it actually depends

Bros forget church girl!!!!
All dis babes dem just dei use DAT yin cover dia tru sef
My first bj was given to me by a so called church girl brossss...
No waste tym
CLEAR DIS BABE D YAN ANYHOW E CUM UT HEAD!!!
NOTYM

dabeto:
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Pillow fight.....i got

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I no understand g

Guy...she wants secs now...isn't it obvious?
Play cool jams for her
Get talking...get closer...get touching...if she resist tease her...maybe pillow fights will follow....my favourite part....accidental b00b clashes...get bussssy brooooo...no tym

When is DAT?
Make I go charge fone visit my friend we d network dei speed like bolt

Seems like u r just one hell of a an A HOLE

bastien:
faster than MTN? Bros fear God na

Yesssss....faster....but make una remain for Mtn b4 una go cum cos traffick for hia

No spoil dia market
Na 500mb just like Mtn only difference b say airtel is faster

Duration pls...n is it a night plan?

Guy....pop VIAGRA....that sh!t wnt let u down
EVEN WEN U WET UR BISCUITS....IT WLDNT JUST GO SOFT
It cum in red n blue colors....
Its got side efx dou....what da hell on earth hasn't got side efx U tell me

Complete rubbish

nijaomegacode:
This has happened to me before and I don't know why it keeps happening. I asked a girl out last month and she said she's not interested. (no hard feelings- I progressed). The problem is, ever since she rejected me, she has been looking for ways to disgrace me. One time she laughed at me in a meeting. Another one happened when I walked passed her n her friends and she told them I always annoys her (I did not o. In fact, we never stoke again after our first interaction). I'm just confused!

I think she likes u...d more ladies appear to hate u d more d really want u...she probably doin dis cos shes jealous she cant have u so nobody else should
Prior to readin ur lines...
I wanted to tell u dis...DISGRACE URSELF B4 SHE DOES...dont give a flying rats a.s.s wat she does
If u wia a bad guy...i for encourage u 2 get one of her friends...ugly or fine...treat her well...make sure u make her jealous...nost importantly! Bang d hell outta her friend...that eld make an intetesting gossip...i just luv women...dey just crazy

Olive4:
I have already

Chilld d f**kout den...he will cum crawling next tym

Olive4:
He has moved on with someone else and even sending her pix to me

Wat
Dat guy is heartless...but look on d bryt side..u found out he didnt really love u...he was just using u...dont worry...let KARMA catch up wit hin

Wen shes not laffin at my nuty jokes
Wen she claims 2 b a big girl no doesnt call *a nigga cant b callin u all d tym
Wen she wldnt go for a walk wit me
Wen she wldnt watch one of dos horror movies wit me..hahahahah. Lov dat...ofcos i mean if she watches n laffs at me wen i get scared
Wen she claims 2 b a gud girl

Olive4:
pls I need your help right now.... I am so down

I have a guy who I have being dating for close to 7months now... he is very caring and loving but sometimes I doubt his love for me.
so in order to know how much he loves me, I lied to him that I was pregnant and there is no way I am going for abortion (I intend keeping it) . he quickly suggested that I should flush it or else his hands are off, that I want to tie him down with pregnancy... infact he said alot of things. I was really hurt by his words and that made me very angry and I warned him never to call my line again. the way he changed all of a sudden,surprised me. he is 23 and I am 22

I know I went too far, but I miss him now and his numbers has been off since.

I need your advice pls

Thats d problem wit datin all dis children sef
I almost tot it was my gf posting dis thang...d onky difference here was ur age n how long u guys dated
Wtf!!! R u kiddin me
Dont joke wit dat kinda stuff pls...wen my gf did dat i was almost goin nuts
We r in d same sch n girls know me as dat guy dat can form...den just picture say i come belle girl....lol...not so pleasant....
Whats d use of all dese test u guys give niggas...if a guy luvs u he luvs u stop all dis nonesense test i begg.. After d test my girl n i have just lost dat connection jor...d tin ruined my days...n i got a replacement lined up for her
But d only way out now
Just go c him
Tell him u tot he luved u no mata wat but it was obvious he didnt truely luv u... Coz if he did he wldnt have left...he will definately lie sha...just later tell him u wia just checkin to c how far ur relationship wld go...if na breakup make una break up ooo....hhahahahahaha...justdei tell u now. From a niggas mind...but dat thang aint funny

Mustiboy:
It's over 2 weeks now and I'm beginning to think that this one is not a temporary server issue. What Could be wrong?

U must b new dia
Anytime dey go off like dat...its probably an upgrade n wen dei return its bigger dan bigg
Have u checked 2day?
Its remainin a day n sumhouts 2 complete uogrades
I dont miss dem for dia movies...just dia musics

Goodlyhrt:
An Ex wey I neva chuk asked me to take her out for drinks, Sha, we neva bunk buh I stil dey fanci her ikebe die even though she is a biatch (nt loyal).


I dnt want to spend anything more than N1500 on her so what do I do?

Just get ice creams n take her on a walk...interesting places sha...not noisy busy places...dia u guys can talk
Its not all about spendin big u know

Gudluck....make sure u drill dat hole...wat a selfish girl...she no wan show bois luv