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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Donpizzle(m): 1:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
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Business / Re: Why People Should Be Careful Of All These Networking Businesses: (read Carefully by Donpizzle(m): 12:31pm On Dec 15, 2016
Pope22:

Bro, how far?
Wait till next yr. Let's c who laff last.
Investment / Re: MMM Freeze Is Not A New Thing. by Donpizzle(m): 9:45am On Dec 14, 2016
dabrightt:
Pls anser this question

I think the success of m m m is based on people registering and investing there money to give help

Even if you carry something put for mouth by january no body go gree give help

So tell me how you one receive help.I love reality and dislike deceit

My bro, never compare your sense of reasoning to others. If you won't PH nxt yr, that's for you and your kinds. When you understand the reason behind the freezed accounts, you learn to appreciate the idea. If you care to know, some people are still PHing even now. A friend PHed 300k yesterday. So keep your mentality to yourself.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Media And Lack Of Investigative Journalism by Donpizzle(m): 9:36am On Dec 14, 2016
I even PHed this morning. What happened to MMM can happen to any bank when the number of withdrawals exceed deposit. I fully understand the brains behind it. It has even strengthened my believe in the system even more. Longlive MMM Nigeria.

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Investment / MMM Freeze Is Not A New Thing. by Donpizzle(m): 9:27am On Dec 14, 2016
It has happened before in other countries. Infact, it is a preventive measure to avoid the actual crashing of the system especially during festive period. It can happen to any bank when the rate of withdrawal exceeds deposit. MMM will come back better in 2017. Every NIGERIAN will join MMM.
#STOPTHEPANIC

Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by Donpizzle(m): 12:33am On Dec 13, 2016
fratermathy:


See this one. Any company can crash. Even conventional banks can run aground but you CAN ALWAYS SUE THEM TO COURT for refunds and they'll never go scot free.

MMM is a ghost in Nigeria!
Let them go and register and get an OFFICIAL PRESENCE!

Be wise!

You are sounding like you are ignorant. When savannah bank crashed, how many sued them, how many were refunded? Let's hear from you MR lawyer. Listen every business involves risk whether they have physical office or not. So stop thinking the presence of scattered offices everywhere makes it safe.
Investment / Re: Mmm Warning- Make Your Decision Now by Donpizzle(m): 12:30am On Dec 13, 2016
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Nothing to say bout this shiit post. It simply means you dont understand the MMM ideaology.You were involve in a scheme that has a central acct Whr they just pack up and run away with all the money. In MMM, no central account. Get your facts right. #MMM PAYS!!!!
EVERY Nigerians will join MMM..........
Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by Donpizzle(m): 12:16am On Dec 13, 2016
momentarylapse:



Mr man....his estimate for his studies is flawed! If you are gullible then please remain gullible!



Don't ask me _stupid questions! If you are hoping for assistance from online commentators similar to him then you are on a long thing!

Stop thinking through your nostril. The Op meant that he his fairly comfortable in school now. He nvr meant its enough to see him through school and he did not even beg you to blive in the first place. So why lose sleep over someone else's matter.
Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by Donpizzle(m): 12:09am On Dec 13, 2016
fratermathy:


Those ones were not PONZI SCHEMES and they had verifiable offices. Once again, answer my previous questions.

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That's exactly what I am saying. They were registered by the govt ryt? But when they crashed, how much did govt refund to the casualties. Be smart, The govt aren't fighting for you, they are fighting for their pocket. If MMM should give them some money today, they will shut their stinking mouth forever. Open your eyes b4 it gets to late. MMM pays
Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by Donpizzle(m): 8:34pm On Dec 12, 2016
fratermathy:


If it is so legitimate, where is its office located in Nigeria? Is it incorporated?

Gimme an address, a phone number or a verifiable means of contact.

Provide proof that it is not illegal...

As educated as you think you are, free money that you didn't work for is catching you like guider.

Savannah banks, daar sat e.t.c they all had offices but when they crashed with peoples money, were those people refunded? Nigga stop being F**lish.

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Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by Donpizzle(m): 8:30pm On Dec 12, 2016
momentarylapse:




Na me born you? Better go hustle!

Person happy for 70k, you dey cast am. Hin say make you give am 40k, you dey ask if na you born am? Aren't you confused.

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Sports / Re: Gambler Incurs N145,000 Debt While Celebrating N36,000 Win by Donpizzle(m): 3:10pm On Dec 12, 2016
maxwell60:
PASTORS AND GOVERNMENT NO DEY SEE NAIRA BET WEY BE PURE GAMBLING CRITICIZE O. DEM GO CARRY MMM MATTER PUT FOR HEAD. YEYE PEOPLE.

Because those betting sites they give them settlement. Govt are criminals. Assuming MMM is settling govt. They would have shut their smelly mouth.
Investment / Re: Reason Why Federal Government And Medias Can't Crash MMM Nigeria by Donpizzle(m): 1:54pm On Dec 12, 2016
YungMike:
My name is Michael, an ordinary participant of MMM Nigeria. I started 3months ago, just like every other doubting Thomas'.
I never saw my self joining this scheme or having anything to do with it. Not until i started having real financial challenges, am the fist child of my parents, i had to struggle to struggle to get my first degree, that's about 7 years ago. I used the little money I saved during service year to enrol for MSc, I had to drop out half way because i couldn't continue. I saw mysef as a lucky being to secure a small job, lotta stress and very minimal pay. I had to use that to keep body and soul together and sometimes starve myself to take care of my siblings and parents. Salary at the end of each month won't even get to the second week of the month. My account is always on RED Alert. I voted Buhari thinking his the chosen one to bring forth a New Nigeria. Everyday things grew worst and doesn't even seem like getting better at all.

Many Youths roaming in the Labour Market, searching for Jobs that aren't there, business men and women had to struggle to get goods to sell because of heavy hike in prices.
Meanwhile i have this very good friend advising me to join the MMM scheme, i refused at first and had to rethink because Buhari and his crew aint making things get any better.

I made my research on MMM. It came to Nigeria in November 2015 and till date i haven't seen anyone who can truly say he/she has lost a dime. All i see and hear are great Testimonies. And the scheme is so transparent and it's guided by rules; rules that can't make u loose a dime if being followed appropriately.

Despite the warnings from the Federal Government and Rumors from social media, MMM grew stronger and stronger each day, Youths and Graduates, Business Men and Women, Doctors, Nurses, Bankers, different people from different disciplines and spheres of Life register on MMM each day, because it Pays, it gives what the Federal Government can't and will never give.

ZIMBABWE government advised the citizens of the country to participate in MMM; why? Because it pays and it's secure and will reduce hunger to a the lowest level.

The Government gives me nothing!! I provide security for myself, i provide electricity for myself, i provide water for myself. These are the basic amenities the government should provide. They've failed Nigerians and Trust me MMM won't fail us and nothing they will say that'd ever make Nigerians back off from MMM. Because that's the source of their livelihood.

MMM gives Nigerians 30% profit and additional 20% bonus for the festive season from 7th - 31st of this Month.

What will the Federal Government give us this season? Another increment in the price of Bag Of Rice??... Well, it's only MMM that can give me that money to purchase the bag of rice.

Make a good choice today. See my contact details on my signature for more enlightenment on how to join MMM and buy your bag of rice this season.

Govt will give us increment in data prices this season undecided Blind govt, blind followers, blind nation. MMM is meant for the wise .
Religion / Re: Governing Body Of Jehovah's Witnesses Warns Against Ponzi Schemes by Donpizzle(m): 6:12pm On Dec 11, 2016
This days I wonder what pastors preach about? Pastors are meant to preach on salvation and general things of Christ. But, No they won't. They would prefer to talk about MMM. Real men of God don't lose sleep over MMM and other stuffs like that. They should serve God and leave MMM alone biko.#FAKEPASTORS. shocked

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Investment / Re: If You Are Into MMM Read These. by Donpizzle(m): 4:39pm On Dec 11, 2016
One thing I know for sure about this govt rants is that they are simply looking for their cut. They deceive Nigerians like they care about our welfare but they are only after their pockets. All the failed investment that was registered under govt (Savannah banks, daar sat e.t.c) how many people lost their money, how many did they refund?. Foolish govt. I bet if serge mvrodi just drop like 100mil on the table for them, they will all shut their stinking mouth and even encourage people to join. Who dem EPP? If they are really concerned bout us, they should start by creating jobs for the youths, building good roads to stop accidents from occuring everyday, paying workers salary promptly, and give us constant electricity. We are tired of recession, we are tired of poverty, we are tired of the govt, we are tired of haters........leave us alone. Is it your money?
Before you quote me. I hv just one question for you
WHO YOU EPP?
Investment / Re: If You Are Into MMM Read These. by Donpizzle(m): 4:22pm On Dec 11, 2016
stcool:


Its painful that most people don't know how investment works be it govt backed or not. The only thing govt. can do is weigh in if the casualty would have a roller coaster effect on econmy, else they would let it go down the drain.

Let me give you another scenario, look at how BGL sold saffaire funds to investors in the name of mutual fund, and they eroded investors money, buying and fuelling private jet to travel around the world. They have been suspended, but how about people that invested in the fund, how do they pull out their money. We can go on and on.

And they were registered under the so-called govt.
Business / Re: Help MMM Seems To Have Scam Me by Donpizzle(m): 3:45pm On Dec 11, 2016
Obadiah77:
Hello
Hello please i am supposed to ph between Friday and Monday evening. Unknown to me that there's holiday on Monday i didn't go to back to send the person the money, so yesterday when i got to know that there's holiday on Monday, i decided to transfer the money through mobile app. And then i encountered another problem: i don't know my transfer pin as i have never use the mobile app before. Now i was told my presence is needed in the bank before i can be given transfer pin and there's holiday tomorrow which is the deadline for the payment. No one's is willing to help me make the transfer as they are all scared i might it pay them back. And the more reason why i don't want my friends to help me do the transfer is more because the person that i am to ph for didn't drop his original phone number and he doesn't reply my mail. So I'm scared how i will explain to him and provide substantial prove of payment to the computer at the same time will be a bit difficult. Had it been i was able to connect with the person it would have been easier. But now I'm just stucked as they said i would be blocked should the hour I'm supposed to ph elapse.

Kindly tell, is there a way to extend the payment?

You can call the person's guider and explain it to him. He should be able to extend your timeframe by 24hrs. You can also WhatsApp me on 0_ 8_ 1_ 6_ 7_ 5_ 6_ 8_ 4_ 3_ 2 for further assistance.
Business / Re: Help MMM Seems To Have Scam Me by Donpizzle(m): 3:27pm On Dec 11, 2016
xolocious:



knowing fully well that tomorrow which happens to be Monday is declared a public holiday and at such, banks won't operate tomorrow. Hope the CRO will be patient enough to wait till Tuesday so I can provide the statement of my account

Yes. They will. But you may just write to inform them of the issue and tell them you will provide your bank statement on Tuesday. They are human beings, they will understand.
Investment / Re: If You Are Into MMM Read These. by Donpizzle(m): 12:47pm On Dec 11, 2016
Vomm:
Forgetttttttiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abeg I wan register for that MMM and I don't know how.

Somebody pls help!!!
Contact me on WhatsApp
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Business / Re: Help MMM Seems To Have Scam Me by Donpizzle(m): 12:26pm On Dec 11, 2016
xolocious:

How long does it takes before it can be rectified after I must have provided my bank statement and secondly, the lady's number has been switched off since yesterday.

In this case, you don't even need to call her anymore. Just do as I asked you, The CRO will confirm it for you. Sometimes It takes few(1-2) days, while sometimes it takes between 4-5 days. But be rest assured that your money is safe. I can assure you.
Investment / Re: My Advice About MMM- A Must Read by Donpizzle(m): 12:14pm On Dec 11, 2016
Royal155:
Why would you be scared of the fast matching? In MMM UNITED, PH today and you'll be matched the next day.

So how is this a problem?
you will be matched the next 1 hr!!!
Investment / Re: My Advice About MMM- A Must Read by Donpizzle(m): 12:08pm On Dec 11, 2016
Vomm:
I am finding it difficult to register
Can u help?


Contact me on WhatsApp to help you out.
Here is my contact : 0_ 8_ 1_ 6_ 7_ 5_ 6_ 8_ 4_ 3_ 2
Business / Re: Help MMM Seems To Have Scam Me by Donpizzle(m): 8:59am On Dec 11, 2016
xolocious:



Woow, lucky you and I'm happy for you. I pray mine gets rectified soon. congrats bro!

Just upload your stamped bank statement and proof of payment. It will be confirmed
Investment / Re: deleted by Donpizzle(m): 5:43pm On Dec 10, 2016
JayZ55:
I paid one woman on mmm she has refused to confirm me 3 days now, what is the implication and what can i do, i have been calling her now she wont even answer anymore. Her guider that one put on his phone a few mins and refused to answer and switched off his phone now its permanently switched off, pls who can advice

Click the message box at the top right corner of the merging order, upload you POP and write a note there. Like " I have made payment to this participant, here is my proof of payment". Then send it.
Crime / Re: Help Me What Will Do I Mistakenly by Donpizzle(m): 5:32pm On Dec 10, 2016
Godshand:
You can report him to guider but if he refuses to return the money, mmm can only block him. Another suggestion is to trace him through the bank. Report him to the bank and let him be arrested.

Nothing to worry about. Report it to the bank he operates and makes sure you have your bank statement with you. The bank will contact him and possibly involve the police if necessary.

Iffa hear say I make this kind mistake. The only mistake wey I fit make na reduction not increment. Like say I wan send one hundred thousand, I fit mistakenly send ten thousand undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by Donpizzle(m): 9:29am On Dec 10, 2016
Please someone should direct me to HUNTSVILLE TECHNOLOGY Behind Anthony campus Lagos. I am going from oshodi. Please its very urgent. Thank you
Investment / Re: Know your worth by Donpizzle(m): 3:20pm On Dec 09, 2016
mayourbash:
take ur campaign to you church please, yeye girl, lazy asshole
And who says MAVRODIANS aren't working? Think before you talk.

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Advice... by Donpizzle(m): 2:06pm On Dec 09, 2016
No advise until you tell me how she knew your mum and your family's house. Ha ,Uncle you can lie oooo cry
Investment / Re: MMM Vs Banks: What's Happening? by Donpizzle(m): 1:59pm On Dec 09, 2016
Alhajipablo:
MMM can never metamorphose into a bank, they are entirely different in operational mode except we want to deceive ourselves which of course we like doing. MMM offers no guaranty on investments, that you can actually see on their website.Now let's assume there are 10 ppl involved in a scheme,
1st person first pioneer of d scheme
2nd person's money go to d 1st person.
3rd person's money goes to d second.
4th's money to d third
up to the 10th person whose money goes to the 9th man on d pyramid.
My question now is who's gonna pay the 10th person who made d last payment.
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm neither in support of nor against the scheme, I don't care what you do to your money.
I just want to make common sense

Whenever you don't understand something very well. Its simple to just ask and get proper explanation. Whose going to pay to the 10th? Well at least one person from 1 to 9 would have re- PH and the money used to pay the 10th person. Op said something about pascal triangle which I very much concur with. The ideology is similar to Pascal's triangle. As long as we have upto 1million members or More who are consistently PHing and GHing. MMM will not crash.

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Religion / Re: MMM And 666 by Donpizzle(m): 1:45pm On Dec 09, 2016
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