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strangest:
Can it serve as an inverter too? NEPA is a big problem here,

hahahahaha!!! I lov ma 9aija fellas wit passion, very funny creatures, lol!!

Dis timaya na real olodo o, *sings*, i wan killi timaya,,, if timaya Bleep,im go tek am sing, ara ga agba ndi ara,

Who send am,even if im like,mek im vie 4d office of d 1st lady,dat one is more lucrative coz of bottom power immunity,

Aisha,i salute ur courage and large heart, i pray d good Lord to keep strengthening u as u labor 4d well being of d less priviledged in d society,

Aisha,i salute ur courage and large heart, i pray d good Lord to keep strengthening u as u labor 4d well being of d less priviledged in d society,

Hahahaha!! Nairaland is indeed d best place to laugh out real loud, @poster:ur concern now should b,how to pass JAMB,POST JAMB,& SECURE ADMISSION ON MERIT, and b good to ur future,

Hahahaha!! Nairaland is indeed d best place to laugh out real loud, @poster:ur concern now should b,how to pass JAMB,POST JAMB,& SECURE ADMISSION ON MERIT, and b good to ur future,

Dear David mark,
You once called Libyan president,Ghadafi,mad.for calling for the division of nigeria,but Sir,now i know you are RAVING MAD,for making this youth unfriendly statement.i believe you made this statement because you have not participated in the exercise,either do your kids or grand kids,as the case maybe,hence you don't know the trauma,the participants passes through,because you can always buy the discharge certificate for them,even if elongated to 5yrs,and incorporated into our system of education:6-3-3-4--5, please censor your public utterances,
Thanks.
Corp member.

ezeagu:
The meat is eaten raw? Millions of people depend on these butchers for their meat and the same millions are not dying, I can see the level of Nigerian life experience certain people have. What you should say is that they should clean up.

, this apron is very neat,

,,how i love using this funny emoticons in funny threads like this, oya, mr, oh! Alh.Yar'adua, as speaker of peoples parliament Republic of Nairaland,,you are hereby requested to tender your unreserved letter of resignation.And promptly hand over power to Oluwa S.,Osewa,the peoples parliament president, reciting:"I PLEDGE"

@adedre:am good broda.Thanks 4d beautiful card.Rainkadede!

Allahu Akbar,Allahu Akbar,Allahu Akbar,Allahu Akbar.
Ash hadu an la ilaha illal lah.
Ash hadu an la ilaha illal lah.
Ash hadu an-na Muhanmadar rasulul lah.
Ash hadu an-na Muhanmadar rasulul lah.
Hayya' alas salah,
Hayya' alas salah,
Hayaa' alal falah,
Hayaa' alal falah,
Allahu-Akbar,
Allahu-Akbar,
La ilaha illal lah,
Amin, ,.

His frustration is just starting.Let him not cry wolf because mother wolf is yet surface.

a story without a GENUINE source is baseless, @poster,urs don't even hv a source,not talk of the genuity.Plz don't make non sense of this forum;its nt are avenue for rumour muorngering.
@moderator:u're nt doing ur job here.

To God Be The Glory.

lolzzz!,,,vibrating!

Hottest indeed! i see say congi hole una well well.
@Amaka,my hi 2ur mom,tel her:i miss her.
Ndewo nu!

{throwing up!}hor-hor-hor-hor-hor, rushes to bathtub:-uncontrollable vomit, hor-meatpie,hor-ice cream,hor--ur rotten chicken,dt nearly killed me on my birthday.
Amadioha,piapu unu isi.,unu ji ndu ndi mmadu egwu egwu,mbadaba ezi.riwe-riwe tagbuo unu!
NAFDAC:GOOD JOB!,,,check Mr Biggs;Marina,i once discoverd cockroach lava,in d meat pie,they served me.I called their staff attention,& d dude said:its steamed mushroom.Rubbish!,,,amarozim nke bu ero na uchicha, Nkita ara racha unu ike.

No,God is the ultimate power.Satanic invasion in nigeria is only for a while.God's rescue must surely come.
And to do that;he is going to use positive minded nigerians to achieve this great revolution.

My sympathy goes out to the family of the deceased,take solace in the lord to bear this irreparable loss.
Anthony Anenih,as then minister of works was given 300 billion naira under his ministry to fix nigerian roads.This large sum he conveniently diverted to PDP coffers for their 2003 madness.
Now look at the spade of carnages occuring in same nigerian roads.
May God deliver us, Amen, !

@justwise:am good my broda,hw is Eliza's kingdom? The thread: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-345382.99999.html #bot

Its going to be a nice documentary,if well presented,name tag not withstanding.
On the actors:if not for age limit that hv been raised,i would hv recommended,Pete Edochie,for Ojukwu's role.I make this recommendation 'cos;Pete,is one 9jarian actor that matches words with action,in his movies.{eg:Things Fall Apart,The Tyrant}
in the absence of Pete,i recommend,Sam Dede,for Ojukwu's role.The director should be choosy on who gets Ojukwu's and Gowon's,roles;'cos of, sense of character of both men and their role in the epic war.
Actors like:Chidi Mokeme & Gentle Jack-who wil best feat,Nzeogwu's role;should not be left out.
Obasanjo's role,should be played by Mr.Ibu. as Aloy Emeka,suggested 'cos Obj,is not only ugly but also a comedian,
@kanye west:what do you know about the civil war?, ,aturu na enwero onye nche dika gi,mbadaba ezi.Amadioha,piapu gi onu ahu iji akpo ndi igbo iyi,

Unbelievable!

@all:nice & educative thread.@poster:u hv my unreserved thumbsup.@justwise:hw far?,hv u checked out dis thread-senate rejects peace prize for yar'adua.,,men do not go MIA on dis one.

@poster:may Amadioha strike u down & Isu Njaba,visit u at nite,4 claiming 2b onye igbo while u're not.Biafra is an all igbo affair;we don't need ur biased opinion to foster our cause, Atulu na enwero onye nche.,,mbadaba ezi!!

shit happens.{chuckels}
Cosy Orjiakor,were are u?,stil dozin huh.,wake up; lets rush to NASS,& breastfeed dis roforofo dudes,called senators.I can nw see dt,they didn't suck their mama's breast.shameless praise singers.wuruwuru peeps;don't worry,kirikiri is waiting 4 y'all.{sighs!}

@chigsmith:lodging protest letter to:Abike,Farouk & aunty Dora,is a good idea;u hv my full fledged support:data & signature.
Other forumites,plz lets team up & do this to avoid our brothers that wil go2 d embassy for spring application from facing d same ugly fate we faced.

@chigsmith:i buy ur idea,bt reporting them to the consular is nt the best option,b'cos they are all birds of same feather.Rather i suggest we launch an official protest letter to our own foreign affairs ministry.