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BeLookingIDIOT:
So merciful he roasts you in hell to burn for eternity.

God roast nobody in hell ... you are hell bound before ....

Joeblazeochola:
Clearly animals also have feelings

Very funny ... Human and animal are the same just evolution makes our brain higher !

HolinessForever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmjofkw-dzo

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15553251/heartbreaking-moment-stray-dog-puppy-tar/amp/

This is exactly what God wants ... They are neither Muslim nor Christian but what they have done is what God and Humanitarianism is all about !!

That's all what God expected from us :

Humanitarianism!!

Nyne:
Is a war happening soon ?

Kai, see what Human has turn knowledge into : ...

God has played with human with Knowledge... Now, let's see the wipe in and out ...

Knowledge is a sword , knowledge is Power !!

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Buhari and Osibanjo rejected the confab report. Even when they promised restructuring during 2015 election campaign.
Why do you think they will accept SW governors proposal??

That's the problem... Southern division.. Power to the North!!

SlayQueenSlayer:
You don't need a whopping 8 years. All the best.

I know sir even within 6months of intensive seriousness there will be progress but knowledge is in Continuum in my own philosophy ... I never want to drop them like forever !!

Alusiizizi:
If you want a small insight into the architecture of God, physics is the only route.

Every course point to God because they are all derived from each other and are all interrelated due to transfer of theoretical background from one Discipline to validate concepts in another discipline .... I'm an Accountant and with what I have learnt from Accounting, she gives me theoretical background into Judgement system of Earth as per Profit and Loss !!

SlayQueenSlayer:
You obviously have no idea what Physics is all about. Elon Musk studied Physics. Physics is not an end in itself but rather a means to an end. You don't know what advantage you have getting to study orbital mechanics and several other topics in physics. I am currently self studying math, chemistry and physics for my future enterprise.

I also want to start self studying Mathematics and Statistics from next year 2022 till 2030 ... let's see how far how i can go from 1,2,3 etc .... The Journey is Data Science!

I would have add Physics but Physics is not prerequisite for Data Science... Good Grasp of Mathematics and Statistics is Enough

eddynaira125:
If is possible, please run from that course, u will regret at d end, get a jamb form now n go for civil engineering, I study physics with a nice grade, so don't joke with this advise.


Anything you see at d end of the road manage it

Currently you are running Quantum physics, they will b fooling you with words like infinite potential well and your head is swelling, egungun b careful


Everyone of them advising you, watch out very well, they switch to other things outside physics

The problem with most Africans is application of knowledge ....

You can start with Physics then understand the labour market then transfer your physics knowledge to other domain where Algorithm is an essential requirement .....

Then let the formulas begin .... Imagine Adapting Physics knowledge to Cryptography or Hacking ....

There is no knowledge module that stands on it's own in creating an application...

Even my phone : There is Physics, Chemistry, Computer Science, Economics, Accounting, Business administration, Electrical Engineering etc .... all these Knowledge modules created this phone and brought it into my hands !!

doghorp:
I am currently a 300 Level studying, I rarely see advert that says Bachelor Degree in Physics.

Physics is the best course in the world after Mathematics .....

Physics is the physical expression of Mathematics!!

I did Accounting but if I were to be a Science Student, Physics is what I will do then Establish myself so adequately in Statistics then Be the Best Programmer/Hacker/Cybersecurity Expert/Data Scientist/Forensic Expert the world has ever witnessed....

I did Accounting though and I'm still hungry ... chaiii, you can't do more than what your brains knows !!

FunnyDude:
You said the truth man. Death scare me AS.F

We all know all living things will die. But we shouldn't let that be our downfall.

Most people looked forward to die the next day, but surprisingly they lived long enough without preparing for the future. Hence suffering.

Death is as natural as fvck, food, sleep, drinking water and any other activities we do .. It's your homies that will feel the lost because you will feel nothing......

Anyway ... Don't be scared... just embrace it as you embrace life and enjoy every bit of your time..... Live Healthy, Exercise and don't eat trash as food ...... see yourself living till when you desire to die as Old Man who has seen it all !!

Serve your Lord so as for you to have eternal rest... Devil gat no game on you Man

Reex12:
haha baba u sure say dem dey swallow ori,talk more of cooking with it

Dem dey swallow am sure na ... ori wey some people dey use in place of palm oil or vegetable oil ....

Aparun to sure .... Legiti ni !!


6. It’s antibacterial
A 2012 study suggests that oral doses of shea bark extract can lead to decreased antimicrobial activity in animals.

Although more research is needed, this could indicate possible antibacterial benefits in humans.

Because of this, some speculate that topical application may decrease the amount of acne-causing bacteria on the skin.
Curled from https://www.healthline.com/health/beauty-skin-care/what-is-shea-butter#antibacterial

TinkTwice:
I used to rub funbact A, now reluctant on it cos it has no effect on me atall. E just b like water 4my body

The shi.t is in your blood stream... clear your blood stream out and stop using funBactA and all those creams.... including dettol, Tetmosol ...

Go and buy #200 SheaButter to be using as your cream and use am cook food and visit your Dermatologist ....

You go dark sha ooo but I'm sure you will be healed !!

Sheabutter is an antibiotics to me !!

TinkTwice:
Thanks.
I stopped bathing with sponge.. I bath with soft towel, sometimes only soap. I have too many different antibacterial soaps, cos I keep changing, if it's not working.. I use only Vaseline for normal body cream. I'm thinking of natural remedies. Which way guys?

Start using Ori shea Butter .... to rub body and use in cooking your food ...

I believe so much in Ori ooo .... if you ain't allergic to it ... I believe you will glorify God within a Month ... but you fit Dark wellwell sha ...

Also visit a Dermatologist for antibiotics prescriptions and watch what you eat and your environment especially water you drink !!

Ori to the rescue..(Shea Butter)....

FunnyDude:
Your own death I guess, not mine because I'm using nothing less than 150 years on earth

Fvck you funny dude... 150years is a piece of sh.it ... what you gonbe doing ... you can't even freelance anymore at 80s ....

Don't be a liability to your kids ... they will just abandoned you cuz they ain't gonna be interested in Nairaland, Buhari, Herdsmen, Bandit, Nigeria, EndSars, Nnamdi Kanu, Igboho or Bokoharam.... They won't give a ratazz about Android, Apple or iPhone 14 pro pro max ...

You gonna be very boring to them talking about 2021 ....

Just die at 80s and bounce out Ok !

Pay your dues and get tha fvck outa here ... Death is nothing but eternal sleep ... where was you before you were born ?

iLegendd:
This thing is fun. Carefully look at the picture below and the first 3 words you see are your reality.

Mine is money, gratitude and power. What is yours?

Gratitude
Love

Lessons ...

They all fit me perfectly well !!

kilonshele101:
South West to the world

No time for inconsequential noise

This is the time SouthEast and SouthSouth should also join hands in putting Mouth and issue their own statement but Nope ...

They will keep silent .... And the Proposal will die a natural death !!

SavageResponse:
This is only applicable if your wife is frugal and responsible with money.

If you have a show-off wife that like to live above her income and you give her access to your finances na sorry be your name!

That's why you must Marry your type..

Marriage is a very big venture but human has turn it into Joke ..... Husband and Wife must work together towards common agenda ....

But when u fvck someone daughter and belle show .... abi u just settle for just settle sake ... na there wahala dey come .....

Where u do all the needful and both of you are friends definitely you will become one entity and reason along same course (that's Marriage)

Even UBA, Zenith Bank must not be more Discipline in terms of operations than your Marriage....

Marriage no be play ... Na Big Venture .... It's like Driving a Ship from Nigeria to Russia ... Only Well trained Captain and Crew succeed .. Others will be washed away by Storms and Hurricane and get swallowed by Whale or Shark .... !

Nukilia:
Another way of attacking opponents by the APC government... The North would like to listen to conversations of Southern governors This would help them plan ahead

Na so !

saphiere:
Mine; "One day bush meat go catch the hunter".

Rest In Peace Sultan.

Gather together to scatter together jump up and down ... Enter da Place .... "coming from 2baba and Sound Sultan" .....

What an End to a Civilisation.... The end to an Area .... He shall Wakes to live again .....

safesurfer:
You want to learn programming. You have a laptop and internet connection, but you don't have food to eat. So you branch into yahoo yahoo business so that you can take care of yourself on the one hand, while you continue learning coding.

Now the problem is this: you made so much money from Yahoo that you begin to wonder why you're wasting your time learning data science. So you abandon it completely and focus on yahoo. I think that explains slawormir's case.

The problem with most Nigerian Youths.... Once illegitimate monies started flowing abundantly... Complacency sets in and the learn nothing again..... until that day that Devil will have it all back !!

Promzy99:
. My question is, does d character of a child dpend on parental UPBRINGing that is to say NURTURING or does d child NATURALLY assume d character of d parents by blood or NATURE?

Every children is genetically representative of the Host Parent's behaviours ... Depending on the Aspect of the Behaviour that's dominant in the child's DNA ....

As times goes on environment started shaping those behaviours and adaptation sets in except few .....

I believe all parents must nurture their children well and be ready to counter and conquer any odd behaviour in a child as it raises its head ....

Nonetheless, children learn faster by what they see ... New Cells copy the Parent Cell ....

Parent must lead by example ... Live exactly the way you want your children to live ....

If you are drinking beer , any child that take along that side may add weed join your beer ...while his own children can add kainkain join am ....


We all have work to do from generations to generations ...

You wonder why Present Day Africans is still in slavery to Present day Europeans as it was in the 18th century....... after more than 300 years ....

DNA na weyrey !!

frozen70:
You won't understand till you are involve

lol, we all have our individual differences but if we should accept our wrongs and ready to correct ... anyway ... I'm a dude and my job is to influence my woman better !!

Most marriage failures to me is caused by Men!!

How Nigerian Men failed Nigerian women indeed!!

TheMostComplex1:
You can have a joint account both must sign

so if you travel to Sokoto ... You wife in Lagos must wait for you to come home before she spends money

Some of you already planned a failed home even before marriage !!

All these careful, careful will ruin una family because each parties are already planning insecurity and insincerity even before the real show .....

Never invest in anything or any relationship more than what you can afford to lose ...

Also, never relate with weyrey ... if you now do your best and shi.iiit still happens , then as a man and a big man ... Take your Damn L and Swerve...

All things being equal nothing you commit your soul towards and bound it with God will never collapse ... Because God will enrich your brain with all the Engineering Skills to build and Maintain the structure !

Nonexisting:
But you said that your girlfriend is more prudent and will be in charge of finances when you people get married. Isn't that what you said? I'm telling you that I did the same with my exgirlfriend whom I stupidly called fiancee and the result was catastrophic. Just like you want to marry your girlfriend, I was already seeing the daughter of Jezebel as my wife and was planning future with her. Thanks for your sympathy though, God blessed me with immeasurable success after that ordeal but I will never forget the lesson I learnt from it.

Your Wahala much ... Izzou said His Wife ... Now you gift all your life earnings to your GF (not wife) and you are the Simp here ..

Also what critical evaluation did you make that justified granting your financial life to your girlfriend...

Girlfriend is still a stage of Evaluation of each other .....Fiancee is when you have dot your Is and Cross your Ts just waiting to be sealed together ....

No matter how good a girlfriend , how can you put someone that's yet to be a stakeholder in your life on your life savings .... "Your life Savings" ....

Many of you don't understand marriage and relationships.... In fact, there are some friends you can't lend them money and expect them to pay back ....

Joint Account is just meant to run your family ... (You, Your wife and una children) ... It is not an account to put your entire life but joint account must contain atleast 65% of una income .... 35% to be retained to meet personal engagements....

You dashed your girlfriend monies ... Stop Lamenting ... you misjudged and every one misjudged no sheeeeeeett .... Move on ...

Next time, Evaluate critically and test the water with a piece of your feet before carrying two legs jump enter water wey go carry you comot!

nedekid:
Oga, my older brother, 4 years older than me got married (married late). Next thing all the wedding gift money etc they placed inside joint account. All his money too he moved into joint account. Haba! I used style to hint him to cautious for where? He said in marriage classes, they told them never to hide anything from themselves and should have joint account ie " bone of my bone". I knew love was shaking him so no reasoning.
Wife went to birth in Us, offcouse she wanted baby pram of $1200, wristwatch for her mother of $900 etc. Haba, shebi money de joint acct
Dude has his business, wife works and earns good. Bro funds the joint account, wife de maintain her own personal account with her salary.
Nna 6 years later we stumbled into some money, I had to tell my bro not to declare to his wife oh let her not tell my own and cause problems for me. My guy say declare watin? Say if I knew what he went through over joint account ehh. Eg, a new car, fridge is needed, Until that money finishes. Bros don wisen up. Lol
Any wise man will tell you that you are just causing problems for yourself. Have your account and let her have hers. It makes life easier.

He should also have separate account too ... the wife should have used her money to buy gift for her mother ? ... Don't touch my children's account to buy for your mom .... A full fledged Man will not be violated anyway .... A full fledged woman will also not be violated ....

There will be mutual Respect, Regard and Fear

frozen70:
Only couples who are friends to each other

Transparent to each other

Protective of each other

Loves each other without faults

They are the only set of people that can operate joint accounts

Why must you marry your "enemy" ?

Why won't you marry your friend and keep fuelling the fire of that friendship...

Protect and Defend that "Friendship" at all cost , at all cost and keep earning each other trust .... with God, with each other and if possible, Go Africa on any intercession!!

buzquet:
Smart Husband that want to control and be in charge won't try such

The only thing you should endeavour to be in charge is the brain of your wife ... Every other thing she must be in charge

You are the Chairman of the Family .. You are in Charge of Strategies and Helping in Operations where necessary...

She is the CEO/Managing Director ..... She is in Charge of Operations of the Family especially Financial Management

Both of you must work together not apart ..

The day Chairman and CEO of a company have issues with each other ... That company will start having issues and all stakeholders will be affected even Generator in your house and the spoons!

Goldenheart:
Let's both have

a personal account & a joint account

we can be putting agreed sum of money into joint account and use accordingly...

It doesn't interfere with the personal account

Joint Account will be used to meet your family needs (Foodstuffs, house maintenance, school fees, clothing for the children, Groceries etc) .....
When you withdraw from the joint account, you are definitely spending it for "us" !!

Personal Account to meet each personal needs such as your extended families responsibilities and other brouhaha....

You dare not withdraw from Joint Account to meet Personal needs but of course you can borrow from it and return it back and Joint Account can also borrow from you ....

There must be two Joint Accounts
Recurrent Joint Accounts(Daily Needs)
Capital Joint Accounts (Capital Projects) !!

A family without rule and discipline is not a Family but Animal Pride ... even in standard animal pride such as Lion, There is Discipline and if you flout the rule, the dominant male will clear your doubt, if the dominant male fvcks up, the dominant females will clear his doubt and can chase him out of the pride (Dethrone him) !!

A family must have rules and every member of the family shall abide by it and extended families must know your family for her Rule ...

izzou:
[color=royalblue]My girlfriend has always been better with finances than me. She's very prudent.

When we get married, I would definitely put her in charge of our finances.

So my good friend, the most prudent person concerning money should be in charge.

That's my advice[/color]

When they should marry brain they will go and marry ass and boobs while ladies marries fine boy ....

No doubt, Nigerian Men have failed their women!!

Bola146:
it's very risky at the beginning, you can now determine that if the parties are trustworthy to each other. But it is good to do separate accounts

How can Husband and Wife not be trustworthy to each other ?

What is the essence of Marriage if not trust ?

Why marrying, cohabiting, sleeping together and eating the food in fact living with somebody you can't trust to protect and defend your interests?

As far as me I'm concern ... Joint Account is the best bet for couples ...

You must have individual accounts then your family account aka Joint Account from where you will both bear the responsibilities for your family !

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