₦airaland Forum

anungangampu:
Only Fulani and igbos know the value of land in Nigeria. Those that migrated from from old middle eastern nations knows better. Yoroubas obviously doesn't know there must be reason these two force's are seriously flooding to their land and won't let go.

Yoruba are always on the run and they prefer to fight within themselves than outsiders ....

I think future Yorubas will migrate to Benin-Republic and Togo because Southwestern Nigeria may give way very soon unless Yoruba unite themselves against all these invasions and speak with one united voice .....

stagger:
So what are you doing as the Aare Ona Kakanfo? Are you not supposed to be the supreme general of the army of Yorubaland?

I would have loved to hear "This is how we OPC have been able to curtailed the activities of bandits ravaging our villages and these are our challenges" ....

Hmmm .... Aare and Igboho of Social Media !!

illicit:
So are u just gonna talk about it

Abi the position of Aare na information minister

Social Media Kakanfos ....

If you can't enter the bush and cleanse..... sharrap ....

Once you are unable to secure your communities and race , another mightier race will consume you until you become wise and speak with one voice !!

criminalmindz:
Time to sell out don reach,watch how Buhari and Fulani will creat disunity in and after these meeting in Lagos. Na me prophecy first, screen shot am

Lol , Southern Unity Ke ...

All it takes is big contracts to 3Governors and all the meetings will scatter ....

stormborn28:
that was in the early days of democracy when most eyes weren't open...let who ever is the president try it now....nonsense everywhere....
With the way Wine attacked Buhari, why has he not be dealt with

Same way Fulani herdsmen are on rampage everywhere in Nigeria and nothing any Governor can do about it despite the fact that all of them are not happy about it ...

You know why , they are all scared of the President ... He has power to render and break the bone of any Governor and all the Governor collectively.....

You see southern Governor pronouncement on Open Grazing, as it been complied with or implemented... for where ....

Fear Your President and Buhari will not hesitate to use Presidential Power if needs be ... His advisers don't give a damn , they will use power to protect their brothers everywhere if not What is Power for to them !!

stormborn28:
The president can't do nothing.... Why didn't he deal with Wike

Ngige and Fayose was dealt by President Obasanjo !!

Donspicey:
Southerners better Unite let's face this Battle......


From Kanu to Igboho.....

Southern Unity is like Morning and Night coming together ... una no fit !

Ever8090:
Buhari go dey wish say this man no be Governor with immunity make him for send DSS to invade him house..

Buhari can still deal with him anytime he wishes but sane President don't like that...
Afterall Ortom is the only one "ranting" .... then carrot and stick will be used for the rest ..

How Fulani uses one stick to rear thousands of cows is a very great technology !!

KRSWon:
I doubt the federal government will heed this advice.

The problem is Nigerians divisiveness.... Imagine a Tribe Fulani sacking the entire Nigeria from Northwest to Southern Nigerka deep down the Ocean ... and all leaders of more than 250 other ethnic groups are siddon dey look just because of looting spree ....

Na my turn to chop and nothing must happen for my own turn ......

Just Imagine that .... when dey are out of chopping spree that's when they started talking and other chopping will keep mute ...

Nigeria , what a country and people!

Seun ... I think we should be seeing people who like our posts or shares....

It shows they of similar opinion and it promotes followship and robustness ....

Nairaland need to upgrade to that ... Just like we see our mention ... a little portal to show who likes and shares our posts !

Godada:




And it was written that he was extradited back to Nigeria with help from the British interpol.

Nigeria will not make a move without British sanction or any of the international powers behind close doors ...

Who even supplied the Intel ? ....

British and Nigeria are Husband and Wife ...

Even if they fight, don't mind them ... Nigeria is British business centre so anything that shall affect business whether right or wrong must be eliminated!!

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VlamesIffect:
Stop being ridiculous.

I directed the question to you personally. What life achievements can you boast of from your dydx knowledge.

What have you achieved with dydx.

Keeping that in abeyance...

who told you weapons systems use dydx dont say what you have no practical knowledge of

Social systems use dydx ...stop being delusional.

Mumu, There is no calculus in Weapons and Defence systems ....

Why am I even arguing with you .... ... If you can't understand the applicability of science of numbers to reality then that's "Dullard" ....

You think those formulas are just abstract and useless .... They are practical phenomena ...

Everything is Number, Everything is Mathematics...

VlamesIffect:
Oh.

Abeg use dydx solve your life problems now.

Tell me one life practical application of dydx.

Be deceiving urself.

Africans are predominantly ignorant that's why you are slave even to just northern Nigeria


If you check weapon systems, social systems ( Colonialism, Space technology, Nuclear weapon, Human Degradation, Social vices , War, Peace ....

dy/dx can be use to hack your life ..... and destroy everything you !!

VlamesIffect:
At the end this nonsense no useful for life.

It's the most useful element in life and it is the "Everything" ....

He who Understands Maths, Understand God !!

BigSarah:
Duh, we need to stop repeating the obvious..
Southerners are Northerners beaches

Bitches !

Originalsly:
Bro.... first off... get that complexion thing completely out of your head. That would affect you a whole lot more than your height.... unless you intend being local all your life.

@ topic... I'm 6'3" ... kinda skinny... always proud of my height. Do you want to be short and having to be asking taller people to reach stuff for you? You can't reach something because it's on the top shelf? Height is an advantage. Yes.. you enter a doorway and have to bend.... house for dwarfs!
Being tall... I'm used to most people being shorter... but take notice as soon as someone is my height..... and kinda "inferior" when someone is taller... and this is other guys! ...but damn... when I met this babe that had like a whole 3 inches over me.... it was really weird!.... tall me... looking up to a woman ...I was soooo uncomfortable!...but then again.... I had very little competition since all these short short guys fear tall tall women! Your height is an advantage... tall women will be after you!
Tall women here on NL.....be proud of your height... do me a favour.... wear heels... keep away the short men!

Stop the discrimination of shorter people ... now you are exhibiting inferiority complex... u dey compete... ur children can be shorter ooo ... Nature can be a bitch be humble Tall boy !

You see the picture below .... Your 6ft3 will feel like ground should swallow you ....

OGWILLS123:
Meh is really frustrating when you are taller than 95% of people around you .

My friend's sometimes make fun of me like calling me names like "taller" which always make me feel different from others. 90 percent of places I enter requires me to bend down, I don
hit my head tire , and is like tall guys have strong head because the amount of head I always hit eeh a short guy won't survive it .

You can't hide among people , I rarely come across people taller than me those this means Nigerian's are naturally shot . Am only 6.2 feet tall, my skin completion
is brown and am really grateful for that, aren't mean I was dark in completion I for resemble monster.

I just hate being tall it makes me different from others.

pls how do I cope with this pressure
You might Also share your own experience as well.

6'2 is not a big height enough to warrant worries ... wetin u wan make 6'7 and above to do ......

Me I'm 6ft and I love the confidence it gives me to be taller in any environment but I know 6ft is just sakamanje because you will only be taller around Most girls ...

Some girls will even swallow you when you see 6ft + and chubby girls .. u mind go cut small.... while many 6ft + guys will be looking down the middle of your head....

You are ok at 6ft2 so no need to worry ...

Leave the worries for 6'7 and above but when they are well grounded not spaghetti.... You self go fear ....

I love Height like mad ... I'm even praying to reach 6'3 ... u dey lament at 6'2 ... ... How much make I buy your extra 2inches

destiny4luv:
I have been married for 11 years now with beautiful and lovely two daughters. I do love my family with the whole of my heart, they are my world and pride and I bless God for His provision, Grace and love upon us as a family all these years.

The reason I am writing this is because most times I really do miss those single days as a bachelor. Back then I can hang out with my pals in the club especially on weekends and have the best of fun without any thoughts of worrying/rushing home to be with the family. The feeling is so breath taking (un-imaginable), the only thing u think of is just urself and urself alone, do whatever u want to do and go wherever u want to go just like a bird in the air no restrictions. But as a family man all those privileges are gone and gone for good.

My reason for writing this "sometimes I miss single hood" was because my wife got me so upset last night that she almost made me hit her but I didn't (though she has apologize) and I have forgiven her. I was hanging out with some of my friends and colleagues yesterday and it's really been long we had such gathering/fun since everyone is now married with family and responsibilities. My wife called me to know when I will be home because I don't stay out late at most 7:30 or 8:00pm am home, but as at yesterday some minutes past 9:00pm my wife called me to know where I was and when I will be home; I told her am with my pals that I will be coming home late, she can go to bed without waiting up.

Myself and my friends really had good time together, discuss a lot and celebrated each other. And after everything we all parted ways and before I got home was some minutes past 11:00pm thinking my wife will be asleep by then since I told her not to wait up. Lo and behold I got home open the door and saw my wife sitting in the sitting room with so much hanger on her facial expression, I was surprised she was still awake after Ieting her know I will be coming home late. The next thing she does was greeted me with annoying toon, took my bag from me angrily and took it to d bedroom which she always does when I returned from work. I know she was hangry but I didn't expect her to be angry at all, so I went to d room straight to the bathroom and took my bath.

When I was through bathing, I went to Check on my kids in their room they where far asleep, I just gave them good night peck and straight to the sitting room. Normally we always stay together in the sitting room play have fun and watch some family TV shows together before bed time. I was listening to some cool jams on TV because I was a little bit tipsy after the hang out I just wanted to listen to some soft and easy jamz to calm me down before going to bed. While relaxing my wife came from the room and started yelling at me saying I have gotten a new girl outside and planning to destroy our Union. Sincerely speaking I was shocked and disappointed at her shallow reasoning never expected such from her. I thought she was on something (drugs) but she wasn't and she has never been on such before.

After all her yelling and accusations which I allowed her to express herself (though I was almost tempted to hit her but I restrain myself) l asked her if she was through with her accusations but she didn't respond. I told her that I am truly disappointed in her for her foolish and childish behavior/reason. Truth be told I haven't cheated on my wife sine we got married and I don't plan or intend to do that. After talking some sense into her she started crying and apologized which I truly forgave her. All she needs was just that trust and confidence from her man no matter what and which I gave to her.

Sorry for the long write up, all am trying to say is there is joy in single hood and a more greater joy in being married with family, believe me am speaking from experience. As a single guy/lady enjoy ur single hood because that's all u have got now, because when u are married all that will be left will just be memories of good old single days. But trust me u will enjoy martial life more especially when u are married to ur soulmate. Though sometimes u will miss the good old days of single hood which is normal, but it is nothing to be compared with a happily built home.

Eleshi, ... Elenu sonpa !
you came back home late and she was furious that's because she cares for you, for her kids and herself and the entire families ... She has ruminate alot of scenarios before your arrival and they are all scary .... You do not know the joy that engulfed her when you arrived and that furious and summation to cheating is just a "sigh of joy" to me .... ThanGod, My man is Back!!

If anything nasty should have happened to you , she will lose a husband , father to her kids and your family will still castigated her for not watching over you enough ..... A caring woman and mother would have processed all this before your arrival .....

Woman definitely has more neurons in their brain that man does so woman think and worry alot about life but man has larger brain of course thus more maturity but less things to think about, less worries ....

She has processed all issues before your arrival but summed it all to "he about to cheat" that's the maturity issue right there !

But alas, all you think was to hit a caring wife that stand at the door furious .... and modafvcker still didn't state he bought Suya and something to pacify his awaiting woman who is gonna be furious...

What you deserve is that one that would have slept and snores off and never bothered if you come home or not .......Appreciate her support and that cheating was what her brain resolved all worries to be ..... and What did you buy come for home because a reasonable and understandable man would have know someone would be waiting "Furious" out of Love and Care then you bribe with Suya to calm the atmosphere ..... You can sneak out in peace another time ....


If you had hit her .... na curse be that, African Man !! ... in another culture, she would have slapped you and you not gonna think hitting back ....


So this is why you missed single-hood ... Asewo na small e dey start

Bobbyjay001:
Exactly what he ought to have done. I thought your gbas gbos meant "abara ati ese"

Haba, even animals are not meant to be beaten but beasts !!

Bobbyjay001:
lol. That gbas gbos got me cracking. E never reach that level bro.

GbasGbos mean say he should invite her to the hotel ... then make dem shukushuku , make her orgasm and tell her what he wants from her ...

Woman listened attentively after coming back from Orgasm .... The brain would have removed all the toxins inhibiting concentration and promoting lack of understanding!!

Bobbyjay001:
plus the op ought to have invited his wife to the hotel where he lodged n iron things out thereby, giving her a good and satisfying f*ck, then both proceed home the following day.

Don't mind him ... Something simple fvck will solve ... He locked her out ... That woman can never listen to him lailai... She will pay him back and his agression will kukuma scatter everything ... sha tell us when kasala burst ... so we go commemorate and commiserate

DriftOff:
You no dey fùck her well, else she go dey respect you.

God bless you !!

Nacoss25:
Good day my people. Ignore my wrong sentences please.
It all started like this.
On Sunday my wife wore a dress am uncomfortable with and which is unexpected of a married woman(I mean the gown was too short), when we came back from church I told her never to where such dress again to church she then picked offence that I always complain about her dress being too short, (My wife love skimpy dresses alot which I don't like) I was still talking she walked out on me went and stayed outside like someone who was chased out of the house, she stayed outside for about an hour and later came in and started dressing up to go for an evening program in church, I then told her not to go to anywhere in need us to talk, why I told her not to go is so we can settle the issues. She insisted that she must go that I can't stop her, I repeated my statement telling her not to go that I want us to talk she insisted on going. While she was about to leave I forcefully siezed the house keys from her and let her go, this happened around 5.30pm.
I love seeing my woman in short dresses but not wearing them to church.
On reaching the time she is expected to come back home around 7.30pm I left the house without dropping the house keys anywhere to a hotel and lodged there, she waited outside still around 10pm and sent me a text that do I want to sleep outside I did not reply her, she now called Me i picked and told her to go and sleep where she went to since she has the guts to disrespect mess her husband that am in a hotel at the moment to pass the night there and ended the call she called till 11pm and also sent text messages begging for forgiveness, she then called my younger brother who then called me too begging me to go back home I never picked her call and I switched off my phone.
I came back home around 5am only to discover that she slept on a bench in the veranda.
My people I want ask a question.
Don't I as a husband have the right to tell my wife not to dress certain way or don't I have the right to tell her not to go out, mind you am not the authoritative kind of husband but on this one I need to stamp my authority as the head of my family.
My wife is a good woman and I love so so much, I just needed to discipline her.
Our marriage is two months old.

Eleribu u kukuma lock your wife outside .... kaiiii, if say neighbour dey wey Been dey eye am before , na time to chop freedom be that ... How dare you locked your wife outside till the Other day ....... She would have listened to you if you are a man enough but nope Aggression is what makes you a Man and Agression is the reason why she ain't listening to you!!

Lol, You must be a worthy one to qualify to say that and walk off without issues ....

jaybenugo:
Tonto Dikeh had lovely time with her new lover, Prince Kpokpogri who celebrated his birthday party over the weekend, IgbereTV reports.

The high point of the party was when Tonto presented her man with the keys to an expensive gift. She got so emotional when he received it and gave her a kiss.

See the photos and video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YvMbng5gO8

Premium Tears Loading and next level of Banters .... Celebrities always disturbing social media with their newest brand of stupidities .... that's what 21st century is all about right now ... Glamour and Space Technology as the newest Science

He definitely blocked others from coming in !!

uptimumOne23:
The talk of a knowledgeable elder. I see power devolution and regulation of social media as key to ending most of our insecurities just to mention. With insecurity out of the way, many things will fall in place and not forgetting the ability for the citizens to hold both state and local government responsible for their actions with the devolution of power in place.

Don't let Gbaja deceives you....
What he is saying is not stamped by Ahmad Lawal and he is in trouble for saying all these ...

He knows what is right but he do not want to offend his Northern Oligarchs and Lords ...

He will talk more in 2022 when Election is near ... He may possibly fight Northern Cabal just to appeal to his constituency and win re-election and the looting continues ...

God forbid this Lampard brother ... some cabals in NFF are about to use this one again to cash out big !

nijaomegacode:
God knows I can not share a woman with another man. Haba! When they're not mad o.
In fact, i can not sleep with a non virgin sef not to talk of marrying her. Even the Oracle rejects the blood of non virgin. That means the devil don't even want a deflowered girl.
For does of you dating a non virgin, you are pouring new wine in old cup. She's contaminated! Find a virgin girl and father a child with. Else your children will be behaving like her high schl boyfriend. They will be bastards!

Oracle is not the Devil .... Devil is Dirty ... Oracle is clean that's why you see most Worshiping Oracle are always on White... Be Guided !

Every you state is a Spot except the Oracle aspect!!

ArewaWife:
I like the South cuz they intermarriage between the rich and poor. Unlike North.

The Northern oligarchs want to keep the serfs poor forever. The feudalism is too much and its not helping the region. If not for southern resources the North would be in a terrible state.

The North won't be terrible because North will just go back to Agriculture and cut their cost according to the coat ...

Southern resources spoilt Northern Nigeria in fact Southern Resources Destroyed Northern Nigeria ... The North are everly hardworking people with thicker bond but with Southern Resources North is now extremely lazy to the extent that Fiscal Federalism, Resource Control and Biafra all mean the same thing to their ears !!

But Southerners do not kukuma have any need for those resources... Zombies and Iberiberism !!

Stevebamdex:
Rich Marrying The Rich..Abokis And Fulani Are So Loyal To Their Kindred..Either Humane Or Wicked,they Would Always See Themselves As One..

That's why South is like Buffaloes while North is like Lion....

The Northern Bond is quite solid even if Bokoharam is wiping them out ... They are still thicker !!

The led also follows the leaders even if it is to the desert of ocean ... Southerners for where .. everyone na leader for ihm own room !