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ikeno:
I ll say am always the one offering kind gesture to people but I can never forget the day I received one from someone.some years back on my way to mile 2,from alaba where I went to purchase some items I boarded a bus and gav the conductor #1000 which was the only money on me and whenever I ask the conductor for my change he keep telling me he has no change yet till I got to mile2 and forgot to collect my change.i was so confused and I really didn't know what to do.there was these man the use to sell old novels at mile2 and most times I do purchase some from him so I went to meet him and explain my predicament to him.he told me he's just coming to market that he has not sold anything yet but he still approach a man selling belt beside him told him what happened to me,the man asked me how much I need and I told him 200 will take me to my destination.i got home and still went back to giv the man 500.

I bought my A-Z Jamb from that Man (second hand) .... the book by dele ashade look rough self ... but it was cheap ... 200 or something.... that book took me to university.... I bought it from the man and enter Danfo going to Badagry .... That's 2005 if it were same man we dey talk about!

Gravity56:
I have a neighbor we are friends , she use to come cook for me no strings attached atleast from my side, although she said she's into a serious relationship that she will run away if I make advances...I respected that no advances, she comes to my apartment anytime, 12am, 2am virtually anytime, I dont have a problem with that because I'm not a womanizer.... I'm always alone.


Recently like two days ago she jokingly said guy come my room make we bleep. I laughed I went in didn't say anything. And I left, she came back again and repeated the same joke , I went in again . she said its been long they touched her . I said come na let me touch you, I went straight to her bed and she joined me, we started romancing, a hot one, I was expecting a business call so I stopped and told her I was coming so I can check my phone that's charging in my flat.

As I reach I picked up the phone and checked no missed calls , as I say make I drop the phone na so the phone fall on tiles, phone wen never reach 2 weeks . vex still dey my body the screen crack can't even manage it.


That's the end ....I begin to avoid her again

U see God doesn't want you to fvck that fvck... also, your body dey hot so no composure due to the hot romance .... hmmmm

Abikeade11:
well, I made that comment based on what I see happening around which is very common and not based on my life experience.

I'm sorry for misconcieving you !!

SonofGod231:
Lol... I don't have to wait for the Devil if I want bro,at this point and time in my life I just walk into temptation when I want. But I'm still selective though. Even God knows He cannot save someone who doesn't want to be saved. That's the point of faith.

lol, it is well sha ... Heaven only helps who needs Heaven's help... you said it all ... I do though !

Muleriders:
Had first degree in chemistry.
Didn't practice it because I got a micro finance Job after nysc. From micro-finance, I moved to commercial bank.

I got tired of banking and decided to learn coding (website and mobile app development).

Found myself in between two worlds. Business and tech. Then I decided to do MBA in Trump-land Biden-land with concentration in business and data analytics.

With that, I am able to blend both the business world and tech world

B.sc Accounting(aced)
M.sc Accounting (aced)
ICAN(ACA) : One paper to Japa !
then Career transition into Data analytics and ultimately Data Science ....
thinking MBA Business Economics
M.sc International Economics, Finance and Development
PhD Economics and Finance ...

Business world now needs to be blended with InfoTech in order to be well rooted as an analyst !!!

SonofGod231:
Lol...Actually,I wasn't even young when I was young. Like Go,enjoy, try having adventures. There were really no adventures or wild (within limits) experiences.Those are just my humble regrets and not taking those missed shots. I'm in my 30s and I am thinking of settling down but once married,being a serious adult at that point is a requirement.
But I'm just seeing the world and don't want to sacrifice my best years for the wrong person.

I don't regret any of my missed shots because I missed them all deliberately for better games "Self and mental Development" ... the shots ceased now but devil will bring them up again when you are made ..... I don't wished myself Usifo Ataga and Chidinma Ojukwu or Hancock and Gina.... ...

Hope you understand, you just missed devil antics ... thank your stars !!

obiekunie01:
oga pls we are doing our best to kill tribalism. biko!

Congrats to the lady!

First thing on my mind is that she is from "Crown" .... You can't compared her brain with them all ... she caps !

SonofGod231:
I use to feel that way because I'm Catholic.
But now,
I regret being too selective on who to sleep with. Should have just slept with all of them. During my NYSC One babe gave me a private strip tease,yet I didn't make any effort to knack her.The most painful of all was the one I played a card game with in her house where you would have to take off something from off your body like clothing if you lose,we were both finally butt naked and alone but I didn't even attempt to touch nothing, just took my clothes and wore them back on while her pointed nipples were looking at me straight in the eyes. Then Fear Sef dey do me well well. Smh

Maybe HIV and Aids just fly you buy because of your abstinence through those years.... The opportunities will cease now but don't force it ... Get married if you are time !

Abikeade11:
Because they have gotten what they wanted. Men and pussy are 5&6.

smh the kinda men you been around !

officialmario:
Some ladies may be having an affair with their lover, they had great time together, but he is no longer answering his phones and looks to be unable to meet your demands. You may have fallen in love with him, but he vanished that night after having a taste of you, it happens to me at times whenever I have sex with a woman I don't have much feelings for, the love disappears after having a taste of her, but I always try to make myself available for her, even after the whole scenario.

I had love the whole house to shed more light on this.

Why do men lose interest in women after sleeping with them?

over to you.

if the intent is sex ... sex doesn't last long as it's just the brain trying to expulse excess fluid away from the body .... Once the fluid is released , refractory period begin and the brain started scanning for connection with the fvcked.... if there is non ... the brain releases stress hormone thus discarding the person as unwanted unnecessary and boring .... you started having headache and their product become uninteresting and shitty !!

If the intent is friendship.... you can never be tired of having sex with a friend because both of you are connected in a neurological way to the extent that without him/her by your side, something shall be missing ....

Have sex with who you like and connected to !!

billyG:
So U are a simp I thought U are vagina people?

Unfortunately your thought is not a problem to me and non of my business ... keep "thoughting" !!

billyG:
The victim hav not done anything bad in law but d lady has committed murder & robbery....which carries capital punishment.

Go give am capital na ... you will tell me whether na Nairaland be law or na you .. capital ko FCT ni ...

She gets Manslaughter and added years for the robberies...

Her prison years already started counting self ...

Billyonaire666:
What is called Aliens is obviously what Africans call Spirits. Spirit is just a general words for beings that is not our regular notion of humans and animals. We always thought we are on top of the food chain. but we must understand that we are an engineered specie, and the Engineers must be a higher level of intelligence and with higher intelligence comes higher technological advancement which we call magic.

Alien Techs are on the spectrum of what we call magical or miraculous. Spiritual technologies, living spaceships etc

Definitely, Oyinbo has scammed us by taking away our technologies in exchange for glass and gun powder.....

We may never get there ....

There is also scheme of brain drain ... anyone amongst us that's capable of breaking through get exported to Valahallaa ... Almighty Europeans calls .... Aka Japa !!

We are definitely Engineered by whatever we called "God" and our manual is even given to us .... we are Earth specie ... just one of her products.....

Same way we sent Robot to Mars ... I don't think those alien technologies aka spirits are better than us ... Human have be know to conquered them and turned them to messengers for intelligence gathering both future ,present and past ... and access to high power advanced equations and formulas for those who understand the bandwidth of interactions!

sulaak:
Core North is a complete mess, all those school girls that are being kidnaped across the North are being raped.

I'm not even coming from perspective of Banditry, kidnapping and Bokoharam .... I'm just saying Northern normal society ... they fvcks but on a low key but in southern nigeria ... Kai... dem rot here ... see hotels and motels everywhere with married, unmarried and see finish...

YUSUPH1986:
As you rightly said that you were coming in from morality standpoint . The girl has taken a life and pls can you help with the penalty for killing from scripture point of view

Who kills who ... ! Leave me jhoor !

TruthHurts1:
Science and technology works according to the man's abilities to understand the laws of the natural world. Aeroplanes fly because man understands how the laws of physics and aerodynamics work. It has nothing to do with an illiterate old man called a Babalawo mumbling some gibberish nonsense to make the aeroplane fly. Science is science, superstition is superstition. The two don't belong to the same world.

Babalawos also understand the laws of the natural world .... They can turn your life and your Algorithm anyhow right now right there .... all they need to do is access your Algorithms since every human being is a string of programming language .... they may not be able to explain it like Oyinbo do in Quantum mechanics, Quantum Physics, Aerodynamics etc .... It may not be reasonable to you ... but dude, they can hack you ....

You are also a piece of Technology... get that, get peace !!

Billyonaire666:
I do not understand the rationale behind the meandering, may be it is shock control and consciousness management. For those who actually have graduated from Religions, and research about God and the Universe, it is very clear that you will end up becoming deeply spiritual after where the threshold that Science could take you. The gateway from othodox science to Spirituality is Quantum Sciences, it is a coherent field that leads to spirituality under the guidance of the Quantum Self.

When you operate from the level of quantum self, you will realize who the Aliens are, they are humans and non humans, we have break away civilizations that survived catastrophies and others who have actually found places to live in Space, their intelligence is in the future of our understanding. We may never catch up with them except you have too inventors. Earth has been here for eons and many advanced civilizations live, some mastered space travel before the cycles of catastrophe, which leads to harvest of souls, call it Last Day. But for those who are able to master space flight and move to other planets using the final phase of propulsion system via Plasma fusion, then you can journey the cosmos at the maximum speed of the simulation. Sometimes they come back to see how yesterdays our intelligence is. Imagine blowing up the planet Earth after Elon Musk, Jeff Besoz, Richard Branson have created a thriving civilzation with their engineers on Mars. Their generations will be flying spaceships while remaning human civilzation on Earth is begining to invent Electricity. Soon, we'd master consciousness transfer, viola we can live a million years and scientific marvel become our core competence. There are Humans who live in our future of intelligence level and they can run simulations such as Earth and even create God afters and laugh their ass off just watching you guys bowing down to their crazy bad ass Avatar.

Some can make this flight using their quantum self, as Spirit and some can build spaceship and fly there physically, others move as spirit and be birth as a human organism or something else. You can even reincarnate or posses a body. Spirit is immortal, embodied or disembodied.

The point of the above is to assure you all, that we are not alone in the Universe. The demons are ETs, but it is not only demonic beings that we know exist, good ones also exist, it is just like human character, you can be good and bad, depends on who you are dealing with. So, this world, I have seen Beings that are not physical as us, but physical nonetheless, you feel their touch and they exist in this world with us outside our physical range of sight. We have a bandwidth issue, they see more than us and have effects on us.

So Pentagon can not tell me that they know the limit to an Alien Intelligence (AI).

Ever since we started shooting objects into the sky, we aroused attention of beings in alternate dimensions and shape-shifters. These beings are capable of becoming what ever they choose to be, and can design simulations and so Space Ship designs is not even a big deal.

We have so many races of ETs, and the governing council that ensures there is peace in the Universe made it a law, the Law of Non-Interference - No tier of civilization should disturb Humans of Earth, but the disobedient Aliens have been visiting Earth against Prime Directive of Non-Interference. The good ETs do not disobey the law, so evil beings have filled Earth, that is why it seems we have more evil and God isnt helping, the issue is, there is a law, so good ETs can only connect to you through dreams to guide you, and through sending signals to your brain like Number Sequences 1111 1212 333 444 2121 etc.

I say, Bleep up any Alien you meet here. We have to clean up the planet so no need to Deny existence of aliens, we know they exist, we talk about demons and angels all the time, so fucck them up.

Lol .... I think Human has the utmost brain than alien but of course they have enormous power, knowledge, changing form, Ubiquitous and time travel .... they are intergalactic..... They are science themselves by their chemistry and physical shapes but we need to compute to get their ....

It's like they just wish and it occurs.... but we, we need to build their energies or Harnessed their formulae underpinning their energies to get there .....

Africa is just so backward in mental processes ... I think we have this technology across Africa...

Maybe the so called "spirits" in Africa are what Europeans called "Aliens" ....

When you want to hide anything from a black man just write it down ... we are biologically wired to oral transmissions of technologies and many secrets has been lost and many lies too due to overzealous elements !!

TruthHurts1:
UFOs are an advanced technology. What would a technologically advanced civilization be looking for in a technologically backward continent like Africa where the natives are obsessed with JuJu and religion?

That thing you called Juju is what Oyinbo called Technologies....

Here in Africa, whatever is advanced to our normal brain is called "Juju" ... Computer would be called "juju" so is Aeroplane ... because how can an engine fly ....

Juju are all explainable afterall even time travel Yoruba called "Dofe" ( Disappear and appear) ...

Oyinbo will finish us all before we wake up to developing ourselves !!

oluwafemiabioye:
Perhaps here we don't pay enough attention to notice when they are around, rather we call them evil spirits when we see them because we don't want to see science in it.

Don't mind them all ... Here in Africa we may call them spirits ... Lol ... Earth holds a lot of mysteries so is each planets of the Universe .... Each with each secrets ....

Kai, Africa will never start space exploration now ... it is when US, Russia and China finished exploring ... awon eleribu will now start their own ....

Buhari and his herdsmen still thinking grabbing lands in Southern Nigeria when China and US are competing for secrets of Mars !!

Human truly starts from Africa ... we are yet to reach the status of Homo Sapiens... we are Homo erectus in terms of civilisation for now !!

rowland545:
Need to up my game...I need me an alien b!tch...

Anyway I do believe UFO exist but I don't believe they r more advance than us....or mayb der is another alien higher than d alien we know...I'm confuse I don't know shit.

But they better be friendly...

if they exist ... some will be friendly, some will be wicked ... just like any animal or relationship between blacks and whites ....

As we are gonna be surprised to see them and curious... They will be curious too ....

I think Nuclear weapon was built for any form of advance Technologies greater than ours from another planets .... as far as I'm concerned, if life is gonna exist somewhere... it's definitely not in our solar system maybe another solar system or galaxies... and they may not be like us .... Might even be invisible or we may be invisible to them ....

The universe is trickish but all guided by one super law in multiple dimensions !!

Eriokanmi:
I'm telling you. The thing just dey take earth's sample and disappear each time. Maybe the object came from another planet, who knows? After all, we dey go Mars too. The more you look about the mystery of the universe, the less you see. UFO always beats American technology each time...hmmm!

Any UFO you see is Man made nigga ... They are all spying on one another with Technologies without trace ... Especially during cold war era between Russia and US .... as for UFO from another planet ... mtcheww .... na lie ...

All of us gather dey earth ! ... no sheeee !

nijaomegacode:
Lord I want to be alive when aliens will invade this stupid earth. I pray they take me to their planet and give me a sweet high tech home. Then I pray I meet a young female alien with 3 breast, a big ass and a long slimmy hands who (abi na "which" make I use ni?) I will be fvcking through her eyes because that's where her viigina is.

Sci-fi killed you there ... go fvck with a whale bishhhhhh ...

You may not be able to fvck a alien when you see one ... what about if your shit is her favourite food .... ayama !

kindlyheart:
if UFO was real, there will be sightings here too and not only in white nations.

of course we are not alone as there are other forces beyond human normal naked eyes and there are possible Technologies to see and interact with such forces which each top world nations keep to themselves..... The secret to their major military and Technological breakthrough ..... Who leaks topnotch Technologies

Nonetheless as far as the universe is concern, we don't exist and we are nothing but also an insects.... we are only reasonable as far as ourselves(our brain allows) and our Mathematics and whatever applications that comes out from our Reasonability!!

A cockroach is also reasonable too , so is cow and goat and dog, ants etc ... and everything as far as their brain allows ...

The higher our brain, the more civilised we become and the better we make do with things !!

Divinehealer:
Yet dem and Bleep no be here. Hypocrisy. They lock away their women but hire whores even from overseas and even sexually molest like its nothing.

If you lack self control or are addicted to sex then dont even see women at all. Just work from home while sitting on your wifes laps cos all those excuses you gave up there make no sense in a sane world where humans are expected to restrain themselves from time to time as ocassion arises. .

..... Of course ... Arabs bleeps like dogs but they still have sanest society for now ... whores imported or exported are on very low key but of course popular and every body cash out and goes home .. no story.... whatever happens in Dubai stays in Dubai even if you fvcks their Lion or Tigers


All around the world, there is always one or two sexual saga or the other ..... Even in European countries where the consequences is always devastating to their Career and Families as well as Future Ambitions .... They still get involved in illicit sex here and there ... Unlike Africa where you can be caught and nothing will happen ....

That should tell you Human are Sexual Animals Laws or no Laws... So shelf that your self restraint your put up there ... ....


It's like you are asking Armed Robbers to self restrain themselves from robbing banks or HighWay .... What you need is Riot Police and SARS (special anti robbery sqaud) to combat the menace of Human activities capable of wrecking our society....


To combat sexual tensions ... what you need is Laws and separation of both gender... You may find this extreme and unreasonable but alas! ... Let's enjoy our sexual tensions news and how many man and woman has fallen!!

Look at NYSC where you put human together for 21days ... just 3 weeks and demons, devils will have a field days from married to unmarried.... only few were able to restrain across Nigeria but core Northern Nigeria has little of illicit activities compared to Southern Nigeria .... That should tell you something..... But Northern guys and girls fvcks silly each other and also do drugs on a low key......

The society needs to be helped with laws else human will go to animalistic era but that doesn't mean law breakers won't still operate on a low key.....

If not for CCTV, who will ever know a thing between co.ck and Gina...... They might even have done worst before now that they are not caught !!

Kubernetes:
But such hardly happened in the Islamic world.
I guess its due to strict Sharia

Islamic countries don't keep woman and man together in the same office... The sexual tension is always there where man and woman spend maximum time of the day together... out of 24 hours , you spend like 12hours with a colleague or boss .... The Office is where you spend your active life ... win together, lose together ... cry together ... make money together ... if you now at strategic management level .... the sexual tensions between bosses no be here especially when they travelled together facilitating a project ... Charlie ... sex bring about trust, bond and loyalty ... That's why if someone betrays someone they are cohabiting together, it used to be Kasala as everywhere go burst !!

Spend 12hours with Opposite sex in Office, come home sleep for 5hours ...
You are only left with 7 hours with your spouse and you are nurturing tiredness for 4hours out of the 7hours .... the remaining 3hours is for if any shagging will occur between you and your man ....

Career life for both spouse need grace of God and adequate management.... Corporate world no easy !!

TripleOh7:
The guy name na hanCOCK wetin you expect again?

(Han)C.ock and (va)'Gina .....

People of the world need to reason ...

Charly68:
A man who is not self disciplined can't lead himself talk less of leading others .. he should be sacked forthwith..

He is even health director lol.... He locked everyone indoor ... social distancing .... UK will kill him ... he should just resign jeje ... Brits will come for his blood ... They will start signing his petition very soon ...

Eriokanmi:
Guy, to be honest, its not easy. Being in such a position and walk clean without engaging in romance with the opposite sexx is very rare. Except we want to deceive ourselves. How barak Obama did it is still baffling. People would always lure you into it even if you don't have the will, especially ladies

You never can say if you ain't caught !! ... Many still have a clean game from now till end of time .... Trust nobody but God alone not even Yourself !!

SimplyFacts:
Pitiful hubby,,,, he dey even show some love by helping her with luggages

It may not matter to the husband and the wife of the other party but the embarrassment she needs to go and clear her head somewhere and the husband is understanding....

He will soon join her and they will talk things through ...

kingthreat:
Abeg make them legalize polygamy or something.

This one has nothing to do with polygamy..... This is just two friends that escalates things ....

from friendship to work to emotion rush ...

Life happens .... But they are just irresponsible to their respective partner...

Ruhamah2:
Kissing is an understatement for what they were both doing on the corridor. Some people don't just have shame!! How does she want her husband and three children to feel now? How much more the other one's wife

Though Shall not Judge ... It may even be momentum passion that sparks the electric discharge ... maybe they win something together or it's an affair ...

Anyway both of them are made and shall pay the price ....

From Nigeria to UK and to the World ...

Man and Woman ... are stories can never finished !!