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messenger4891:
mine was an office romance but later i discovered I was falling in luv where as she just maintained that sex mate stuff .along the line a lot happened I decided to let go off her but it was hard blc she was my subordinate ,she was d one dat seduced me.when she discovered I was avoiding her then she decided not to obey my instruction again .a big trouble! I decided to confront her to my greatest surprise she told me I only have d..ck without money (oji amu ejehi ego) .though my salary is beyond 80k .I felt so embarrassed blc other staff of my department were there

Damn, Damn , mehn Damn !! This is MayDay Reply

Martinez19:
During physics test, this girl didn't know jack and she was asking me to teach her desperately and got helped. After the test, I greeted her and she passed by as if I was invincible. Nna mehn, it is well.

This one funny pass ..... U must be thin n look Jewish !!!

ChopBellefull:
Lol.. She gave u a good advice to chase money while she chased deek.. Irony

Yes, deek of guys with pishikin money .... dem don use little money give her belle ...

lilmaydee:
Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka

Eya, she fuc.ked it , that's how it usually happened to most of dem girls with such behaviour .... But, she told u d truth then sha !!

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

She gave u epic advise !!! She's d best !

ChopBellefull:
Atimes some ladies can choose to act funny....
Derz ds babe hv known for close to 2 mnths we chat and had a snappy date once..
Only for me to see her in a bus two days ago.. And i was like "what's up babe, so u dey my back since nd u no holla me?"
D response she gave me shook my bladder and kidney..
She said " hello hv we met b4" I still think say na play o i kon say babe y u dey whine na.. D nxt tin b say Mr please u r disturbing me, i dont know you" pple for bus kon dey look me..
I was so embarrassed. Guys share yours too. I no sure say person own pass my own

Na cuz ur life never change pass that time she sabi u .... Also, u must be below her expectation ....

I tell guys to snub this ladies n go n get Mullah n more Mullah .... Na she go first greet u even when she see u inside a bus cuz Mullah dey smell for body aswear!!!

zionmade:
Why dnt u want to be called a chimpanzee wen u great great granny was a chimpanzee and u are just a matured chimpanzee or rather a glorified chimpanzee?
As a christian i will gladly answer any name from d bible so as an atheist also be glad to be callled an ape or big bangie

Lol, it's OK bro ... I hope Almighty God deliver you from ur mentality because you are damned far too behind ...... hmmmm !

Shalom bro !! .....

zionmade:
Whether its true or not wat effect does have on ur salvation (as a christian ) or ur chimpanzee evolute (as an atheist )
I was just being in a light mood. And yes its my mentality d creator of heaven and earth was in hell so every demon must be there to watch him

lol, keep asslicking the jew's fairytales !!!

U re d chimpanzee not me , Chimpanzee is even better than you after all it can identify itself and reason within itself unlike that easily identify with fairytale downloaded into ur empty skull !!

Jesus was d creator of heaven n hell n everything
Yet, demons were in hell fighting him lol .... poverty mixed with ignorance/Stu.pid.ity .... Na mumu go kee u dia

zionmade:
Its a good dat bro.
1. Jesus could have still refused to die because he had d choice. So victory began immediately he died.
2. Dat day was d only day there was no single demon on earth because every demon was in hell to fight Jesus (pls dnt ask me for biblical reference for this)
3. D day ur wife goes into labour can never be a bad day unless she dies in labor.
4. No single day is ever a bad day? God has made all days beautiful so it would rather be a sin seeing any God made as bad

"every demon was in hell fighting Jesus" .... Na wa ooo ..... see mentality !

kherington:
i don't know anything alhaji i too know hope you are happy now Buhari's thug

Damn, who let d Dog out

kherington:
When will the government stop appointing old people this is discouraging for the youths

You don't know anything !
So, a 25/35 year old should have been employed as a NED of CBN ....

I bet you don't even know the function of non executive Director ....

Mykel4God:
Currently, I'm using Opera mini and UC browser HD, but I'm not satisfied with both.

Can anyone recommend a better browser

Note: Both are not serving me well enough because I register for a lot of things via my phone and sometimes I encounter difficulties during registration processes.

Please, Tech gurus in the house, help a brother

Cc: Lalasticlala

Opera mini for browsing my regular sites such as Nairaland, lindaikeji, live scores n soccer vista also for googling

UC browser For browsing sites that's difficult for opera mini to open and for surfing sites with videos ....

Google chrome/Mozilla for browsing sites requiring official parols such as registration,application etc also for surfing sites difficult for Ucbrowser/Opera to navigate ....


Each of these browser gives me different satisfaction, I can't do without the three and I can't sacrifice one for the other !!!

yemimajid:
I already did sir, but with the cost and other reasons, I'm putting a higher degree on hold for now, so that makes it important for me to know the programs that I could run in 2 to 3 years. Thanks sir

If you have financial issues, don't go for CFA yet , you can opt for ICAN or CIS, I will advice CIS, because it can land you a Job in Nigerian Capital Market faster (Bingo!!) and u can perform some investment related jobs than ICAN which makes u perform Accounting related roles !!

Then as u grow, CFA is your best bet for IB job .... You have to get Financial Muscle sha ooo, n u must be ready to excel n excel n excel, that exam ain't for someone who no chop belleful upstairs n pocket wise!!!

Godswillnwaoma:
ICAN,MBA and any other advance certificate related to finance and banking can help.


But guy let me tell you the reality on ground, getting those certificates at this present Nigeria economy wil never solve your finacial problem and make you rich. It is so unfortunate that the Nigeria economy we meet today is not the same our parents met in 70s where only certificates can guarantee a good job but today things have changed. Bro for you to be wealthy and be free from finacially problems embrace entreprenuership and business so that you wil be self employed. Start up something today no matter how small it is with time and dedication it will grow. Business is like a seed, when planted it grows gradually until it start having trees with branches if only u waters it .

Everybody can't be a business man and woman and Business is the most difficult venture in life .... Infact , I think Business is more difficult to achieve success than Book !!! Business is more than buying and selling ..... Entrepreneurs

Op, u can go for CFA, Chartered Financial Analysts (This is the best for IB Job but Very challenging n Requires Financial Muscle)

or CIS Chartered Institute of StockBrokers ( This one is "Nigerian" equivalent of CFA but far below CFA in terms of everything) !!!

also ICAN/ACCA/CIMA are good fit though they are accounting ProfQualilification but they also possessed good fit for Finance not IB job sha oo !!

ItsQuinn:
Know it all!!!

If you have it all and don't have sense to maintain it all, you would lose it all!

I want to Know it All (if possible) so as not to lose it all if I merely have it all !

JustinSlayer69:
I actually have a house there. Rent free. And it was in 2012-2014

wow, lucky u !
mine 2013-2016 , my Notification of result just came out !

JustinSlayer69:
UNILORIN Science Masters- 400-500k. I had 30k monthly expenses.

OAU Executive Masters - 750k+

If I include my cost of rent (house rent) I spent 800k ... I spent 3 sessions in Better By Far !

Budget for M.sc in Unilorin shouldn't be less than 500k for you to enjoy your courses/dissertation ...
Be ready with your money !

arowtop:
You are wrong with number 1, 3, 6 and 9.

125689 he right bout them !!

CreamyMoltenLar:
The problem is that most Nigerians don't fully comprehend concepts, they just use them as excuses to hide their flaws. A strong woman is not mannerless, she's not vulgar/abusive/aggressive, she's not troublesome, she doesn't create public spectacles over trivial issues, she ekes out a living for herself, she understands that financial responsibility cuts both ways, she values love and affection over money, expensive dates and bill paying, she is courteous, saying please and thank you and appreciating things done for her, no matter how small, she doesn't demand for money for sex (directly or indirectly), she knows that when a man truly loves a woman, he'll feel the urge to do nice things for her, just to please her, the feeling of making her happy brings him joy. There are very few strong women in Nigeria

This is sense .....

Holy sex !

This is a good development , I pray it will be 100% practical school and 100% tech !!!

This will surely boost innovation in the NA!