₦airaland Forum

Baronthecelebri:
Tell her pay you 50 million before you Bleep her, and wait for her reaction

she will friendzone him in no time ...

SonofGod231:
When are you taking her out for just steaks or something? That's one way to find out things clearly. You know I had a married female colleague like that,when her ways no cum pure again. I used one charming friend of mine to try the woman and she fell like a log of wood. Immediately,I avoided her like a plague.

You still committed a sin ...

Person wey lead person to sin committed same sin as the person & shall share from the wraths of that sin ...

Oya seek Atonements from ya God ...

thesilentman:
She is married and a senior in my department. She never got tired complimenting my eloquence-always says she likes the way i speak.

Everyday,she'd wait for me so we can work together out of the plant and anyday i tell her i ain't ready for home yet,she gets clearly pissed.We chit-chat a lot.

Yesterday,she cosied up to my desk,as usual and said,in the presence of fellow colleagues,"Baby...oh,sorry,mr bla bla bla..."

Everyone was gobsmacked cos that's the same way she addresses her hubby who ocassionally drops her at work.

Now tongues have been wagging on account of that incidence-that both of us are probably...

I tried to dismiss the matter by saying that it was a freudian slip but my colleagues who were not having any of it,just told me to be careful.

Wahala dey o!

She already lost it in her soul ... Women can't help it Once they are infatuated That's why Women dey cast person once their eyes clear. .... Same Energies which She Use lust after you is the same Energies she go use rusticate you ....

Many women and sense na word & Opposite

I can help You remove the Gamma creating weyrey in her head by reverse psychology everything....

You are the one helping her fire by not being a man enough .... Na simple thing ... Na chemicals dey worry her head ... simply dry it out with some formalities, Nutmeg & Zhizhou
& She go become normal in no time & Address you like a normal Colleagues!

You have an aspect She cherished which her husband lack ....

Her eyes no go clear until you show her the aspect you lack which her husband has .... You use equation two to balance her incomplete equation 1 ... she go run comot ya side before she put you for HR trouble ...

If You Gallant, Shine her one time, then 2nd & third... Hang boot. Fourth time is a disaster looming.... Then Reverse psychology everything if u fit to Square 1 as if nothing ever happened between the two of You beyond normal ordinary friend .... This Na for Real OGs no be for Boys in Men!

If you know how to configure Women... she will keep una secret for life ... If you can't configure Women, She will destroy you & everything about you even if spoon smell of you, She will destroy it

GboyegaD:
Truth is, do you think we want to achieve such feat? Wasn't our former Minister for Technology proud that we were able to develop pencil lead in the 21st century? Isn't Umahi our current minister proud to say the road they will be building in this tenure would last up to six (6) years?

In as much as nothing is impossible, if we do not change our mindset to get things done right, we may never get better.

The Future Generations are more advanced in Thinking than the present Generations.....

We shall get there once this odd Babas had their fill, Amen.

To me, I know there is Better Missions From Nigeria to the Universe, We have what it takes just the Brain is upside down ... It shall be Straightened very soon, Amen.

NLchief:
I made a terrible oversight of not checking electricity bills before purchasing a house. It just completely escaped my mind till after purchase.

I just found out there's electricity debts of 500k unpaid to IBEDC.

How do I handle this?

I know it will be difficult getting such a negligent
previous owner to pay such bills.

You failed in Due diligence ... if you buy a property You inherit the liabilities of that property anyway since it's a one man show & the liability is not limited ... approach the seller & Deduct your 500k from your purchase price...

If not approach court or accept your loss ....

But You owe Nepa as far as that house is concerned!

FreeStuffsNG:
These ladies will destroy these male coaches who came from the male-dominated psyche of soccer where boys touch and even hit one another with reckless abandon during game celebration.
It's better female teams get female coaches .Shikena. Football is a contact sport and during game celebrations, most people just break lose with joy.
Now that women are playing football, touching is now inappropriate.

This is Stupidities jhare ... wetin be all these nonsense dem dey talk sef ....

Leave them make dem touch one another as far as the player ain't complaining & it is not habitual !

Women football is gonna get boring very soon with all this sexism innuendos !

Na sport we wan enjoy all this talk talk too much ....

Women wahala no suppose dey dey football na ...

MMWandali:
Great
Congratulations to India

It doesn't have to be US or Russia always

Naija can't even dream of it

We shall get there, Amen.

Zooposki:
Lol. I’m sure only Nigerians will fall for this stupidity. No be only moon, na sun them land.

No Dey Disgrace Ya ancestors oo ..
Make Ya brain no dey carry auto reverse once you hear good news ...

GboyegaD:
Evidence that every country has the potential to be great once they can eschew corruption and are dedicated to a good course.

We shall Also Achieve This Fest in Nigeria & Much More By the Grace of God & Our Commitments, Amen.

IconicR:
If I tell you lumi is a devil you don't believe.
See how he's saying rubbish about me on the redpill thread. You don't know him.
He's a dare devil.
I resolved to be peaceful else I'll hunt him down

Why do u always attract all these badbad boys sef ... Panso has changed for good .. he is not speaking big big English anymore .. Lumi is Ibadan rusted !

dontrulee:
Smiles, many say I'm a good man but they're not entirely correct. I've given up on the idea of dating and marriage for now, I don't think I'll be good for IconicR else I would have shot my shot.

You ... I just thank God You Hang Boot .... U be Neymar, Zidane, Okocha, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Messi & Iniesta, Xavi & Suarez ....

I respect u for this Game no be small

IconicR:
I play too much here ooo and that's all. Kai I should be scared of you sha

I'm more peaceful than You Jhare

IconicR:
😂 they are have dumped me for being too peaceful 😂😂😂😂

Ya match is coming Dontrule is a Good man ... Do ur things with him.

ebubeson:
There may be a change in the future as regards men and women. As time keeps going, many women may cheat, and many men will still cheat. Many men may start becoming lazy, and probably become dependent on women to provide, though many men will still provide in their homes.

Lol .... Shebi Men think na dey get liberty for cheating as Gen Z don start dem own ... Dem go do x10 of what Gen A Men has done ....

Sex dey sweet woman pass Men due to x2 nerves ending to their genitals compared to men ...

E don set for Gen Z Pro Men ... Their minds go cut wetin their female counterpart go show dem & Nothing go happen because more laws is coming to protect women's right ....

Any man wey do anyhow dey go jail .... Next Evolution of Penis is shrinking ooo ... Dildos go sell like mad & Rubber Pvnny ....

Techs go wound naturalization no be play !

IconicR:
I go still marry even at my old age

You already have big men in Lum & Panso .. Stop Stressing!

IconicR:
If I no see husband you follow join people who cause am.
I'm a nice peaceful soul

@64 wetin u dey find again Kwanu ... U don see it all Na

IconicR:
You know I don't like trouble. I'm a peaceful soul

You Only Cause "Peaceful Trouble"

vickydevoka:
Oga tell them the truth and stop false hope. Use statistics and not emotion. Most ladies will end up single in this out generation reason been that the economy is bad and the competition of expensive lifestyle is high.

Women are the Custodian of Next Generations But Once Men ain't ready for Fertilization due to Economic Hardship Then There is Problem.....

Verily, Women would adapt to be producing fewer eggs & Menopause will kick early with Maternal Instincts Going Extinct Across Next Generations of Humanities.....

Fewer Population, The menace of Fewer population will arose & We shall use our sense or they will start Engineering babies inside laboratory .... Then The Cycle will Reset Again Like that till Time ...

Human Science can't compete With God Science Anyway Because they are many Other Factors at Stake Not Just Humanities!

We shall learn & relearn ... We are here to do anyhow & Learn from our anyhow

IconicR:
Ok 😆 I kinda agreed with your response but not totally

I was expecting Your Rebuttal Cause I put little " Cause Trouble" inside the post ...

IconicR:
Which Jesus post

U like trouble without Being Troubled !

The one wey u talk say God no like war !

placeofallure:
Which kain life be that? Ayekaye ni yẹn o!

U sha know say Mewa & Ten dey happen insyd life sha !

IconicR:
😂 you are always late to the party

I always Bookmark to read & comment later ... e go don cold I know

Why u run comot my Jesus post

Sanguine:
I know right. 😊
Thank you. 🙂

Sorry ehn, Ur head go dey ache u once in a while ...U too Dey dig deeper ....

Angelfrost:
Most educated ladies nowadays, get married when they are over 30... This seems to have become the norm these days.

I don't see any big deal in it... In several years to come, cohabitation will largely replace marriages.

A lot of the ones in marriage are either enduring or considering Divorce.

African culture is fast degrading in most areas including the areas of matrimony and home-making.

It's Meant to be, Globalisation leads to Inferior Cultures Being Consumed By Superior Culture in One way or the Other ... If Not from Imperialism then Globalism ....

If our values were to remain, We must Standardized Our Value Systems & Cultures If not ...

Otilor, History will remember Us Because I don't Trust all this Chinese Incursion & Soft-Gradual Encroachment....

Na small small Fulani tey Collect Hausaland in the North & Ilorin from Yoruba

IconicR:
At 60+ I'm still not feeling any pressure
We move

... Gisos ... calm da na!

Sanguine:
You cannot pressure the unpressured.

If you cower under one nonsense pressure and end up marrying a 'horseband' (as a woman), or a 'knife' (as a man)... Na you go cry taya! And that society or whoever that pressured you, na them go still come back begin dey blame you, even mock you on top.

Wisdom demands that you choose your battles and pressures right.

You are so Beautiful!

AllenSpencer:


Comedians!


All of them cannot even match the intelligence and brutality of The Nigerian Armed Forces

Many will be sent back to God when the time comes.

Amen.

IconicR:
God does not support wars.
Wars are as a result of human misdoings

Lol, Check Your Bible or Qur'an Very well .... ....

Jesus was the Only Prophet of God That Faced Warlords with Barehands & He was Crucified .... He never realized Until Death Came Knocking On the Cross & He raised his Voice to His Godfather, Eli, Eli Are You Forsaken Me ... God made him to faint & When he was lowered from the Cross unto His Tomb, He wakes(Ressurected) & Climbed Up Mountain till he disappeared Which was referred to ascended to Heaven ....

Every Other Prophets of God That are Prophet-Warrior-Emperors Combatants & Gladiators....Check David, Solomon, Mohammed all Fight Wars & On God, They all Changed Their stories & The Stories of their People From Eon Time till Date ... such is the Stories of Isrealites & the Arabs Among Other Nations

Na We Africans Remain, Amen ... God is ready to Work with Us If we are Ready to Stand Up & Step Up Against Our Myopic Religious Believe & Inhumanity to Ourselves.

Adherent of God can't fold hands & watch Bokoharam ransacked Us .... Same way Democrats Shouldn't fold hands to Watch Military/Militant Usurp Democracy ...

True Powers Belongs to the People Not Few Men in Khaki ... Nor Anybody & Almighty Powers Solely Belongs to Almighty God to Be Conferred on Anyone ....

If You don't fight for what You believe, You Believe shall Perish to Time .... God is not a Civilian nor a Military..... God is to be used for whatever Good so if War is it, So Be it....


Almighty God is God of Everything Once it's For Good ... You are a Green to Go Just Use Wisdom Sha

uzohrome:
Did we need all these wars? It's a pity sha.

War is part of Humanities!

The party supported by God will surely win.

Kajaard:
1. Don't involve yourself in office politics
2. Stay away from office gossips
3. Don't date a co-worker. It never ends well

But Some Coworkers eventually marry now ... or remain friends forever .... Na Only Maturities jhare ... once a dude is mature, He will get away with many things but once you behave anyhow, You will see anyhow as woman go show you shege ...

Same way she open The Cake for you is same way she go open you give HR

As u dey Fvck the down, You must Be Fixing the Up if not ... O ti Lor ... Corporate World na ihm dey shag the most !

DiamondPant:
I've never worked in a financial institution but generally, don't do shady deals and avoid office romance.
Work harder than your employer expects and as much as possible, do not complain.
If you complete a task assigned to you and still have time, don't play games or chit-chat in the name of free time, ask your boss if there is something else they'll want you to do. There'll always be something to be done.
From time to time, offer to take up tasks that are above your pay grade if you have the time.
Good luck.

Omoh, Employee na Businessman o ...

Why do you want him to do beyond his Salary ...

Na small small Slavery dey start .... If dem come use am beyond his endurance & tolerance Thresholds e go vex as e change am for them na so dem go Wreck am & e go dey easy because his dck is already in dem hands .... You can't be an high value individual & do more than you earn for another man business ... No Businesses will pay you more than your worth .. That's a Loss to them ... they want to milk you already to earn more from Ya services than being paid to uou ...

Never start wetin u no go finish ...