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badonkadonk:
Remember God in all you do and keep His words and commandments close to your heart

Pray before leaving your house

Create time to read and meditate on God's word.

Stay away from office romance

Stay away from allegiance

Stay neutral

Come early leave 15mins after close of work unless you have loads to cover and the next day wouldn't be enough to sort it out

Don't fall for damsel in distresses

Don't lend out money to people, if you are led to lend, give what you know you can let go of when they don't pay back

Don't be Mr Nice employee

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes and mind open

Speak less listen more

Detect the bullshit before it happens

Make friends, give value always and expect nothing in return

Stay away from office gossip unless it favours your goals and ambitions,

keep up to date with office affairs

Go the extra mile and think 100 steps ahead

Always be calculative

This is Dope
Other than Allegiance, at some Point in the Career, You just have to Choose a Side Because When Sh.its Gets down... You may need Ya teams to Front for You


This is no Neutrality in this World .. Nah ... Just Use Ya Sense & Play Smarter than them all By Keeping Ya Mouth shut & Eyes Open ...

Detect Bullsh.it before e happen: ... Baddest of them all .... Never Looseguard if you do ... Gear Up to Curb the Consequences to Nil !

nepapole:
Congratulations.

Avoid office politics.

Do not be too forward(shun eye service) and too laid back as well.... Find a place in the middle.

Office Politics is Unavoidable ...
This is like advising Nigerian Politician to Avoid Nigerian Politics ...

Haba!

If You No sabi Play the Game, Abeg Comot from the Field ...

If you Don't Play Them Dem go Play You Laslas You go Be Like Zombie ....

Just Don't Hurt Anybody But Play Your Games Real Good ....

Badgers14:
Thanks for the insight 👍

Welcome Bro
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Maynman:
And the next thing is murder?

Won’t Another person marry her?

of ti say u dey Solomon era & u tall like this ... he go kill you join ooo

Badgers14:
But how come David is the man after God's heart?

God is not expecting Perfectionism from anyone .... Extremism & Fanatism is not the way of God ...

If you score 70s in Your Village & God chose you to lead ya people.... You are the Chosen & the Man After God's Heart ....

Nevertheless, You will still Err as a Human, Mortal & a Man.

Don't let those Daddy GOs Confuse You ....

Person wey score the most na ihm lecturer dey like pass .. e no mean say e go score 100.

You geti point now ... That is just it

Xwizard:
One thing is, the Bible wrote both the good and bad part of these prophets.

and the Consequences of Each of their Actions in the Longrun so for David and so for Solomon & Many Like them till Date . ......

Most Prophets are Lesson to Humanities to Behold They are Human like us chosen by Almighty God to Manifest Its Mandates On Humanities.....

They all did their Good Unifying, Emancipation, Growth & Developments of their People & They all Made their Mistakes with Consequences to Behold ....

I love them all especially the Warriors Among them .... Jolojolo no be my thing !

Exmilitant:
Keep debating over characters in Jewish people's fables.
Black Monkeys.

U are the black monkey here because you never can tell if these blacks are also Jews ... Alot of Migrations occur all over the world back in the days ....

Mankind is Mankind anywhere....

Wisdom is wisdom... You can Validate some axioms in your culture utilising the wisdom acquired from other people's culture.......

Your Civilisations wouldn't have developed Mobile Phone if not for some Civilisations from other Race ....

Humanities is Humanities!

deltateam:
I think it was an insult to the throne and a disrespect to David..

I believe it was also a plot to usurp Solomon.


Don't you think? Of all the maidens of the land, it was David's maiden, more like his wife he chose.

Omo na fkup.

in the older era, the next king usually inherit the last wife of the previous king !

It was a Custom ..... Most of Us African Here especially southern Nigeria seems like Run away Jews from Arab Onslaught.....

No Where to run to anymore except Atlantic ocean ... Time to Face them all & Conquer the Sahel With Sahel Philosophies & Humanitarianism!

pol23:
Solo was said to be very wise.
But when you think about how human gas evolved and the kind of understanding we have now… you will know lots of things if not everything recorded in the Bible are bizarre.
Because you’re a King, you killed your own elder brother… The Bible have a way of painting some very evil thing good.
They will say he’s God favorite because of somethings he did…
Back to your question Oga OP… what he did was evil and extra wickedness.. telling your mum you will kill your elder brother… that Solomon go even wicked pass Buhari and Tinubu combine…
Thank God say na Tinubu be Nigeria president no be president Solomon… He for just order execution of a whole state.

Human have been animals it was gradual evolution from God via Wisdom, Knowledges & Powers that shaped us into Homo Sapien thus Solomon was the best to lead during his reign because he has what it takes to take his people to the next Evolutionary stage of their Civilisations & Societies....

Buhari not Tinubu.... Solomon was a Warrior Emperor , David Was a King-Emperor ..... Solomon was a Compensation to David as a Successor to Expanding David's Empire ...

Tinubu is a Civilian Emperor & a staunch Democrat who is the first of his kind in the history of Nigeria since 1914 .....

Buhari was Clueless because he only understood Military Rule of Order & obey, He never understood bureaucracy & Checks & Balances .... He would have Ordered Execution of many but he has judiciary to passed through. Since Buhari Realised he couldn't do any Military Rambo, He became Clueless & Failed.

God Bless Nigeria and the Future of Nigeria, Amen.

advanceDNA:
Solomon considered adonija's action as being covetous of the what belongs to the king's office....he not only wanted the girl, he wanted the throne.......its a treasonable offence..
..its Solomon's discretion to either put such a person to death or not...in my opinion...he would be stupíd to leave such a person alive...

.. however we are in mordern times that laws are different....even kings do not have final say over capital punishment....

Not Even the President Except Covert Actions ...

Solomon Did what He had to do as a Warrior-Emperor To Protect & Defend His Thrones Same Way He would Protect & Defend His Empire ......

The King Reigns Supreme Then But Unlike Now .. ....

The Court of Law(Judiciary) Must Make The Pronouncements as Constituted By the People(Legislature) to Be Executed By The Executive(Under Mr. President) ......

Thus Solomon Can't make such Decisions in Modern Time ... But as Far as Old Era is concerned even before Roman Empire which was the Civilisations that Enlightened Government of Homo Erectus ....

Solomon Did What Most King of those Era Would do ....

If I be President & You Try that with me On My Woman .. No be Just My Woman You Want, You Want Me too in One way or the Other ... I will Just Barnish You to Remote Place & Still Put Secret Services to Check On You ....

Long Rod No Hit My Eyes Na From Afar You Go Block am (Igi Gogogoro Ma gun Mi Loju)...

Imredeemed:
Let's see, let the comments starts coming 😀😀

2008 ... First two Monikers deleted due to Politics section Wahala ....

The craze of Nigerians no go make person comot nairaland ... The Nigerian Street is Here !

IconicR:
Even though my family guys are fair, I still prefer chocolate to dark skinned guys. Yellow dick is not attractive. 👀

TeamVirgin With Eyes wey yaff see things .... Gisos Christ !

IconicR:
Ashawo man, so it's sex that's he's supposed to be thinking of after games

U no Understand
All those Trainings required highly regulated lifestyles to win, he has won now dude just want to blow out the steams ...

Have u tried opened a pot of hot stew ... The steam no be here

IconicR:
How's your wives and kids plus concubines

Iyaebe Gisos .... You are Corrupting Me na .... I Gat None ... I'm a Pastor ... How Many time u wan make I tell u na

IconicR:
😂 we are just fumigating peace here on nairaland to keep body and soul

Lol @ Body & Soul.
.... It's Fun Anyway!

Godoverevery:
You looking at something likely filled with dirty blood at that point.


I don't bother looking at it anymore cos in hindsight I hear that voice what if she is menstruating and I go........yuck.

Imagine rocking a girl in the club with big ass but she is menstruating...........yuck

That ass isn't worth stressing over.


I can never look at a lady and have a boner anymore cos the thought of she might be menstruating always play in my head.

Trust me Bro, You are Growing Crazy Na small small e dey start ....

Everything in life is connected ... a Sane man must Love Nyansh, Bobby or the Girl entirely as a Package ...

But when you decided to be seeing the Oddities just to justify yourself from keeping away from the Entire package at some point your brain will start depressing itself once what Nyansh, Boobs & The girl suppose dey do no occur ..... Mental Gamma go dey accumulate Inside Ya Head till Your Brain is Saturated with More than Enough Carbon !

Before you realise it, You will be growing Rapist Tendencies, Toxicity towards women possibly Serial Killer & Women molester

Na Poverty dey make Man No dey like Woman because You yaff Brainwash Yourself for your brain to stop craving what e no fit Afford nor Sustain ..... Bad Moves .... You Destroying those Neurons from transmitting & receiving Vibes from the opposite sex ... They will start releasing stress hormones instead of feel Good hormones.....

Check your face .... E go strong like Day before Yesterday Akpu While Ya Forhead fit be like Stone & Wrickles no go far from ya Face ....

Keep Your Natural Man & Hustle to Breakthrough Nigga .... No Spoil Ya Head cuz of today such that when e better tomorrow u no go be mumu wey girls go send back villa cuz e no sabi Street!

Check yourself before you go From Mad To Madder & Maddest

Oloshi, Oo like Furo, Oo like Omu ... & U dey Live .... u wan Mad Ni

IconicR:
Trouble maker just on nairaland.
Gentle dove outside here 😂

Lol ...
Hiannnnn ... Gentle Dove Kwanu Until Someone Unleashed "IconicR" Outside There & You Show Them Nairaland Bae

IconicR:
I used to be so angry over it when I was younger and would report to my mom but I later realized that it's just nature dealing with them 😂
Fast forward to now, I just pretend I didn't see or notice the stares.

Lol ... How could u be that on your Dp & Still Troublemaker

Happy Staring Sha !

Taylor90:
Person go suffer born pikin borrow money do naming feed pikin till he go

Nigeria government will send pikin to go and wait for faceless bandits you don’t know the angle they’re striking from

Kudos to military personnel Abeg

There should be 24/7 Aerial Surveillance as well as Urbanisation of the Rail Tracks .... !

placeofallure:
This is what I'm about to type before I stumbled on this. Prick dey by mistake enter hole? E gba mi kẹ!

.... Life can Happen Under Passion of the Moments ...!

mariahAngel:
Comfort food is that something edible that has the power to (let's say) lift your mood when you're down, or get you excited for no reason.
That food you can hardly say no! to.
It could be a delicious junk or whatever, as long as it's edible.

What is your favourite comfort food?
Mine is chocolate cake.
I'm always excited whenever I get to eat it (which isn't often).

Picture credit: Mariah's

Fish Barbecue & Combo Shawarma, Hollandia Youghurt, Ice Cream, Chocolate, Water & Sminorrf Double Black .....

Me & Earth will have real conversations then I will simply Report Earth to Almighty God Afterwards Because Mama Earth Can't be Denying Me My Wishes ... I so Need Comfort Food to Balance my Connections!

Wawelexy:
You don book space, oya make sure you type something meaningful..

Just imagine Akinwunmi Adesina as the president of Nigeria and madam Ngozi as his vice... By the end of their 8 years tenor, Nigeria visa will become competitive.

Nigerian Would be in Mess ...

They are Technocrats not Politician ...

They can't rule this Country, The Cabal Wouldn't allow their Success ... The Military can frustration them ....

Ask Jonathan!

Puss360:
Psychologically, Humans are the most difficult species to understand...
Benefits of Polygamy heavily lies on the mentality of the Man... Not the woman...
There are many reasons men go into polygamy... Some are for sex, some are for children, some are for love generally....
But the most absurd is those who marry "to help some women avoid being a spinster"....

Years back when the earth isn't so populated and technologically advanced,we can encourage polygamy to have more children to increase agricultural production...
But now, this 21st century, Polygamy is an "Economic weigh down" on any country that allows polygamy...
We might not agree, but top 20 richest countries in terms of GDP PPP, doesn't support polygamy, infact most sef are LGBTQ friendly so as to reduce population and increase production and wealth to share among available citizens ...

Don't quote me blindly, do your research and think....

In addition; it's easier for a single man to have 6 kids and train to maximum 18yrs, but it's a heavy burden to the government to provide social amenities to all those kids...
6 kids from one man, uses government road, government electricity, government hospital, occupy government school...
All of dem from one man... Lol...
Now imagine 50 men having 6 kids each... And only like 35 of the men are working...
Isn't it a heavy burden

If the Earth can turn 2seeds of Corn to Thousands Corns Simply Forget .....

We shall Procreate & Multiply ... if we decide not to Procreate..... nature will Sack Us all, Wipe us Out & Create New Human Specie that shall Obey Nature's Orders .... We small tiny humans no go grow pass wetin Mother Nature fit Discipline!

GDP, PPP et Al... They are all Importing Africans & Other Nationals to Help them Manage their Economies..... Most of European Citizens now are even running from their country to Arab Nations while remnants are lazy as Fvck to Power the Tech Based Bigger Economies .... E don set for them based on Population Controls ....

The More the Population the More the Services from Earth ... Nature needs more human to Help Power Her Resources & Potentials .... We are the Blessings of God for Earth & Everything Therein ....

We Human are just small fries in the midst of larger Schemes in the Universe Unfortunately we are very arrogant little stars because We were equipped with Some Small chips to Reason & Make Choice we think we can Control Stuffs & Make Decisions for the Entire Universe ....

Shebi e shall dey clear for our eyes now because as it stands now e don clear say we can't lead ourselves without tearing each other apart .....

Someone should call God

SyrusdeHansome:
I don't think it's every guy that's guilty of this though, but 4 me once i get too familiar with a girl i frndzone or sister zone her. I don't really knw what's wrong with me in that aspect. No matter how interested i was once we become very close i lose interest.

Na See Finish ...

U like the Chase But Once Gotten & U see am Finish e don be ...

U no go also like to dey watch Movies Twice, Once U watch am Once e don be be that!

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LarryCork:
Alfa males are usually tough guys maco guys & we don't were glasses...never.this is becuzz guys who normally were glasses loook weak like scientist or accountant..true story.so laters,could u date them even thou u belif they look weak & u feel soooory for them?are u normally embarass when the walk with u...especially in public?
..mature response only & please lets be role model & behave nicely(no oofense)

I'm an Accountant & I don't like Glasses except I wan form Posh ....

Anyway, Where u grow determine who u be no be By glass!

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Puss360:
What happened to your own money? ...
I've come to notice that those guys who have little or no money are the ones who Fu:cks very hard....

But you see those rich men, money always flow, and they hardly go more than one round and it's always a short time ...

Poverty has More Strengths than Riches ..

If a Poor Man Handle You, Your Mind Must Cut

No be Ihm Fault, E get way Poverty Dey Handle Person Sotey U go wan pour all the Frustrations On Another Human !

Also, When Sex is ur Only Means of Happiness, Dem go wan die there ....

Person wey dey bang & still thinking next business executive themes & Price Earning Ratio to Decide whether to Go for Equity or Bond no go hammered Well .....

As Poor Man dey snatch wife of rich man for Fvck aside ... na so rich man dey snatch wife of Poor man on Money Matters ....

The fight between Poverty & Riches No go Finish Since Day 0

placeofallure:
Ah! Lion bawo!!! I'm an angel o, I don't bite

... You are really cool until dem bite you

DenreleDave:
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Thank you bosss. I understand

Success Bro !