₦airaland Forum

Puss360:
Infact sef... While dating, we will do till we get tired...
I need to know the man I'm getting married to....
If it's too big or too small...
If na who go kill me with sex ...
I'll know all these before marriage...
I must make sure we are compatible before marriage...

Wedding day, I'll wear white and stand on alter like virgin...
After all only God and the man besides me know I'm not "Pure"... But who cares...
Las las pastor will wish us "Happy Married life"...
That's all that matters..

You Must Be Born From Year 2000 Upward ....

Chop Clean Mouth, Na Only God holy Pass

cutecommend:
I support No-Sex till marriage, but there are concerns about this ideology in this present dispensation..
What No-Sex in Marriage means especially in this generation..

(1) It means No-Sex with my partner because I want to marry him or her, but I will be having sex with other people or my EX.

(2) It may mean No-Sex with you, so that I can benefit certain nice things from you, and because if you sleep with me, you may stop doing the nice stuffs..

(3) It may mean No-Sex with you because I don't like you nor see a future with you, and will dump you when the right person comes.

(4) It may mean no-sex with you, and no sex with anyone else because I don't want sex with anyone at all; whether I love them or not.

(5) It means, no sex with you and no sex with anyone else, because I love you, and I want to make the relationship clean before I marry you.

My Own Philosophy is:

If You Don't Want to Be Touched By Waters Don't Near Water Bodies ... Simply Dey Your Dey :

If You Near Water Bodies Definitely You Would Surely Be Watered !

It's Foolishness to Enter into Oceans & Start Crying The Sea is Surging You With Waters .. Kinni Were Gan

Any form of Romantic Relationship is where the Sex Happens if You Don't Want Sex Stay Platonic... Even Platonic Gan sef ... things Dey happen ...

People attached to much Emotions to Issue of Sex ... It's suppose to be a Normal Phenomenon With Someone You Clicked With

Sex Can Be Momentum, Periodic, Shorterm or Everlasting .... Just Like Normal Friendships...

I think we shall Evolutionary Get to that Point !

It's Comming Gradually that Our Women's Folks Ain't seeing Sex as a Big Deal "Odo Mi, Mo Do E ni is the New Trend ... (You Fvck Me, I Fvck You ... No Sheeeeee) ....

Gen Z, The Liberator of Humanities ...

Awon Omo Wobe(Street Children) & Wal Azr(End Tym Things)

TemplarLandry:

Human-Dogs Rights Must Be Protected ...

Oyinbo Go Chop Belleful Finish Dem go dey Misbehave ..

Make Tinubu Be Their President for One Year & Comot All Their Subsidies ... Their Head go Correct Nana!

SmartPolician:
African countries borrow money from other countries. Years later, they start begging for loan forgiveness. Tomorrow, you expect those countries to respect you.

They will Enslave Them All ... But I hope Next Generations Would Rise Up to this Cowardice, Amen !

You Must Pay Up Your Debts !

ManirBK:
president Putin means Business to africa God punished America and the Western countries group

Imagine All of You Spoilt Brat ...

When would you Grant Debt Forgivenesses to Europe & America ....

I love Russia But I hate being Spoilt like a Coward ..

Africa can feed the entire Humanities for the Next 1billion Years ... But Cowardice & Over pampering by European Lords wouldn't let African Leaders Rise Up to their Duties ...

They will still remove the $23b From their Treasury & Chop Am ....

Lazy Leaders !

GodWrites:
I am a stoner.

I believe that weed is but a plant that connects us to source.

In that state of high frequency, we can access source materials and sometimes help us pierce through the matrix.

But 3 days ago, I unknowingly took a synthetic version, known as Colorado or spice.

Immediately I took 2 puffs, reality melted before me. Everything started looking cartoonish.

I saw myself detach from my body, and I was in utter state of confusion.

I lost all my memories. Sense of self. I lost my identity.

I thought I had died. No one would have convinced me at this point that I wasn't dead.

I felt sad, cause I could feel the pain of my dependants, especially my family.

I start wondering how I died. Was I hit? I could see people receiving news of my death, and their reactions.

Before I know it, i was stuck in what looked like an infinite loop.

i was reliving a moment over and over again, for what felt like eternity.

It was utter suffering.

When I started regaining consciousness I found myself being poured water by my friends.

I felt like a robot that was just installed with a consciousness.

I felt so disconnected with my body. It felt strange, and I couldn't even move a muscle.

When I began gaining control, the only thing on my mind was to run home.

And my friends were chasing after me and I never looked back.

I didn't care about my phone or my earpod.

I was exhausted and the only thing I needed at that moment was this physical reality.

Although I will never try Colorado in life again, the experience further proved that I am more than my body.

I am but a spiritual being in this water spacesuit called body.

When my physical body dies, the real me will live on, no longer bound to this body, and free to explore the multiverse.

Lol ....
Never Troubleshoot Your Body-Systems Anyhow ... You will See The World in 7D ...

Colorado go Carry Go There & If You ain't able to return to Your Suit, You Don Japa be that !

E Deep o, Welcome Back Bro & Go & Sin No More !

IconicR:
I reject it, will never be involved with such a wicked soul, you really don't know that boy. You sef na everybody you Dy carry me give 😂
Good morning the only don of Nairaland

Is this Iyaebe ?
No No No, Panso is what I want for You ..

IconicR:
You are a man full of wisdom and you sabi write too.

Lol, Lumi Wife ... Na God ooo

Good Morning to You

Evolutionlove:
If I call you MuuMuu now.

You go dey Vex.

Abeg my Handle is just back from Maintenance.

... We dey respect Olderman for My own Region ... I for maintain You small Join ur handle

YoungLionken:
You worry too much. Impregnate her and relax. Her family would be displaced to a tight corner...

No need to Shortcut Ya way to some Endeavours...

Just Pray & if e no plum e no plum be that Option 2 ... if e plum Good start Management Immediately make e no fail !

Goodman2023:
Stupid boy...you want to marry but cannot man up and take decisions like a man...are your parents alive ? If yes, and they allow you to be mumu like this ?

Make Una Noh too Dey insult person ...

We were all brought up differently Meanwhile Necessity is the Mother of Inventions....

That's why he came online to learn the Manly Way

Humblelion1987:
Good morning nairaland family, please I have a serious issue which I need your advice.
I met my fiancee 1st March 2022 and everything clicked, within few weeks, we are like people who have been together for years because we share many things in common, we are birthday mates, we like the same food, we are practically like twins. I work as a Key account manager in charge of my region in one of the leading multinational company here in Nigeria, why she works as an RN(registered nurse) in one of the top private hospital in the state I base too. I will be 33yrs by September while she will be 25years the same date and month. We are supposed to get married by May this year because am ready and she is ready too, but the parents have been frustrating me, one that am not from there state, we passed through that phase and fixed our traditional wedding next month, the mum and her people now came up with another issue that she must travel abroad before getting married, even when I have tried convincing them that I can't prevent there daughter from traveling even after marriage because I have been nursing same ambition too.

When I met my fiancee, she has been doing bad in her ihealth exams not until I came into her life. I have purchased the form three times in a space of 6 months plus her form for CBT and I do practically everything for my woman. Since we met, she doesn't touch her salary, she doesn't stress herself much about house duties, both washing, cooking and other things because as a bachelor, those are the things I enjoyed doing. I love her so much and she love me too, but am totally confused on what to do as the parents have said point blank that she can only get married when she travels to UK.

She had a serious fight with the parents last night and the mum even called me and told me that if I can't abide by there rules, I should forget about there daughter. Am the only son and my parents are not aware of the situation.

I don't know there problem because as a young man, I leave in a comfortable bungalow, drives good car outside my official car and equally employed one of her siblings on a temporary project am running for my office, which they both earn 60k monthly.

Please I need advise on how to go about this as I have two options in my mind. Should I move on and forget all the money I have spent so far or should I stand by my fiancee who loves me so much and finish the fight?

Step Aside Let them solve their Family Problems Themselves ... It None of Your Businesses at this Stage ... If They are Bent ... reverse psychology them all So as for them to Behave ...

Tell Your Fiancee to go solve her problem while You Only Act Advisory Role Only ..... Tell Her to Respect Her Parents wishes ... she will go home & break down Psychologically ... Na dem go dey beg you to come & Carry Ya wife ..

You no sabi how Brain work... you will simply use their daughter to wreck Havoc on that family, Na dem go dey beg You ... dem dey Craze ni ...

The Quality of a Man is to Know When to Accelerate & When To Break....Maajaa-Maasaa Laa Ma Akinkaju(Diplomacy is What Defines a Smart Hardworking Man):

Forget about the Money You Spent ...

A Boy Gets Emotional Over Money Spent On a Woman.....

A Bigboy Laments & Nags Over Monies Spent On a Woman .....

A Man Just Dust it Off as Cost of Investments Which is 50-50 Returns .... There is no little or big to spend on Love ... Just don't spend what you don't have !


Marriage is between a Man & a Woman ...


Your Fiancee is not yet a Woman, she is just a Big Girl Under the Claws of Her Parents......

You need to also Mentally Develop Your Manhood by Telling Your in-laws You are In Support of What They Want for their Daughter Because You Can't Forcefully Steal their Daughter from under their Nose ... she ain't your wife yet ... ... .... While You keep side options ... No Man put all eggs in One Baskets ...just watch their silliness from Afar ...

Bro, Comot Yasef from other People Family Issues ... when they Sort Finish, They Can Call You if not ... Move Onto Option B.

Life is Business, No need for too Much emotions.... the Street noh too Dey Smile ... your Doubt can easily be cleared by anyone

Laslas, Pray to Almighty God for Solutions, You Shall be Manifested Upon Based On Your Maturities & Politics Skills !

Na simple things na !

Wawelexy:
This is why the west are against him... He doesn't supports their satanic agenda...

Ride on Putin, we love you dearly...

Don't just Love him Pray for Him to survive Western Onslaught .....

JohnnA1:
Hmm... interesting.
If YOU were fortunate enough to come across a good fortune like this, how would you use the money?

I'm an Accountant Academically & Professionally .....

Na Only PhD remain Bro .... Na we dey teach people how to Use Money(Finance) & Account For Same Money(Stewardship Reports & Accountability):

Nevertheless, Prudency Forbids Me From using Money That I haven't Earned Yet

Pacesetter123:

Thanks Manh!!

Welcome ... Fight On

nkemjacob2:
I saw a thread that want Sisters to Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. The whole thing is vice versa.

Men give 3 reason why women will want to have you as a husband.

Sisters observe for husband material

i)Academic Sagacity ......

2) Professionalism(Corporate Street) ....

3) Street-Swagger(Street Gangan) ..... Forget the Books & The English PlentyPlenty Weyrey Yapa !

Opoor Yeye!!

DrAda:
Putting myself first in every situation. I never engage unless it's of immense benefit to my well-being and future.

You are Better Human !
Simply Give Charity Out of the Well being !

Abolodje:
Slapping my babe while I dey dig the kpekus, sometimes I dey press her mouth open dey spit inside.
Some kin days she go like make I tear hot piss for her face while she dey finger her kukunase. e no make sense oo but I no like stop sha

Side effect of Por.n ...

Acekidc4:
Am starting to like this Reno ooooo!! The Nigger outline some Sensible Workable Solutions. Good one Reno. That one no mean say if you Abuse Tinubu again ah no go give you back to back wotowoto oooooo. Be warned.





PATRON

Talk is Cheap, Make ihm come to the Field to Contest Elections .....

No be By Twitter !

labake1:
Pick one default you can accept in a partner


1. Snoring
2. Sex addiction
3. laziness
4. Bad cook
5. Nonchalant attitude
6. Mouth odour
7. Body odour
8. Drug and alcohol addict


As for me, I can only accept no. 4

Make she just dey snore ooo .... Na her world be that ... I for Choose sex addict But Na Weyrey Na ihm be dat !

Effizybozz:
As I guy I'm always shy around my fellow guys I don’t know why, im trying to overcome the shyness is not just working I act a little bit feminine but not all that girly tho, I’m always shy that they will monk me or say something I wouldn’t like…

How do I overcome this shyness, it actually ki!!ing Me, im an introvert because of this. There are some guys I’m not comfortable around them, when I’m with them I want them to go, secondly if I see group of guys, I will be shy to pass there… if I walk into a place sometimes and I see lots of guys I will be shy at first, then when I look at their faces, the shyness will reduce a bit

What do I do? Is it normal.. I need advice please from

Matured minds only

Start Punching Into Wall with Your Bare Hands ....

Transfer the Pains unto the Guys sitting whenever you are Passing ...

If those guys no hard reach the Pains from the Walls, Dem no fit Do You anything with there Stare !

aklid:
They shouldn’t have the bakassi in the first place too…just saying🤷🏾‍♂️.. if I were to be a president they’ll definitely give it back…one way or the OTHER

You will Be Ghadaffied in no time!

Na France Collected Land from Nigeria no be Cameroun ...!

France had all the EU support including US ...

Evolutionlove:
Nonsense!!!

SEEX is Free for both males and females.

Stuuupid men made it Transactional.

I have never seen Lower Animals paying for sex.

Humans beings being the Higher Animals are just Simply Stuupid.

Na Person Wey need sex pass dey pay ... E happen for animal kingdom too ....

You no go know whether dem dey pay or not .. Payment is beyond money ... U dey hear animals languages

If lower animals also become higher animal, Dem go wise enough to receive money for sex because dey will use same money to buy Stuffs...

Nothing is exceptional, Everything is just Reactionary Cycles in a Bigger Systems !

Evolutionlove:
Story.

This is for men who are Lazy and Undisciplined in life. I'm in my late 30's and i look and i feel like i'm in my 20s everyday. My Erection every morning no be here

To cut the story short. Bring your wife/girlfriend and let me perform some experiment on her.

She will come back home and give you testimony

Nigerian men with Backward Mentality. I spit on you.

You Dey Spit on Person at Late 30s ...

Agbaya(Premature )!

Pacesetter123:
No be chides!
God help me..ooo am scared already.
But God dey sharr.
I must enter de institution one day, nothing I fit do about am.

If you Enter Into This World as E Be Reach ...Na Marriage Go cum dey Fear You

U never see Wheeen for this world Enough ..


Marriage na just Another Event For this world jhare ... Just Prepare Your Mindsets to Make it successful & Be Reasonable & Responsible... God will take over the rest If You Pray to God!

Fear na for Boys, Man No Dey Fear ...

Remember Sha, Marriage na For Man No be For Boy !

Man na Person wey don Conquer His Worlds Mentally, Financially & Economically & Leave Boyish Fantasies Maturities into Real World Realities!

jaafree:
No one tell me that one day a woman will keep passing around me naked and I won't even have an erection

Ya Ancestors live Nakedly & World No End then na

AlphaHakimi:
No one is against the institution of marriage. I'm just enlightening men about the nature of women.
What I'm against is th dysfunctional narrative that polygamy is bad. This narrative is what women want us to believe.

There are 4 major forms of marriage.
-Monogamy
-Polygamy
-Polyandry
-Polygamy.

Of all these forms of marriage, women only wish to practice monogamy because it guarantees their survival whereas men would opt for Polygamy because that's where they may find solace in this concept of marriage.

Ishilove, you are not my target audience. Just read and swipe.
This is the MALE AWAKENING.
SHALOM

You guys are Much shallow with all these Your Monogamy Polygamy Hishhhh ...

No woman will stop You from Going Out there if You are too much for Her to Handle in terms of Saturations But Person wey no get Brain to manage Himself, Managing to Manage One Woman with 4kids & Couldn't even manage His Extended Families & Environments Now talking about Polygamy

If You have what it takes, Na Ya Woman go Push You Go Out Or She won't Stop You ...

Our Forefathers wey do am Were Very Physical & Really have what I took Wisdom wise But We are in Mental Era now .... e no Easy for Average Mental dude out there to break-even talkless of making profits over the economy now still planning on Polygamy....

Atleast do side chicks While Maintaining Ya Home Intact ..

No Carry Wahala Beyond Ya Resources, Your Brain Go Ache You & Verily Your Head Go Develop White Hairs in no time due to Stress While You See Your Head Hairs taking Reverse By Starting in the Middle of the Head

AlphaHakimi:
Men should learn to live their lives FREELY AND WITHOUT ANY FORM OF COMFORMITY.

In marriage, men want to be polygamous. The problem of the black race is that we accept every form of indoctrination from the white man.

Let me Enlighten you. Do you know our customs are superior to test of the white man?. Do you know that the ancient form of democracy practiced in Eastern Nigeria is superior to the type of democracy brought to us by the white man. Do you know that our marriages and family values are better than the white man's own?.

We just want to imitate the white man and throw away our own values.

When feminism began in the 19th century in America, it was designed to liberate women from societal operation. This means that the society was responsible for oppressing women. This struggle led to the Civil rights acts.


I will talk more about this later.
Shalom

You are full of Delusions & Mumbo-Jumbo Stupi.dities ....

If Our Cultures are Superior, We wouldn't Be Consumed By White Man's Culture ....

China is Consuming Una Gradually By this same superior Culture ...

Culture dat Can't Produce Android, ios, Launch Satellite to Space, Travel to Mars ....

Culture that's still flying with Broom in 2023 ...

Una Superior true true & Una Democracy strong pass ....

This Boy, Go to school No dey run Ya Head Anyhow .. na small small Mental-Craze dey Come in ooo !

Empty Chest Beating ....Culture wey Una go siddon dey calculate Stars Inside Calabash While Oyinbo are Calculating Stars Inside Computer With Technologies to Visit Same Stars ...

Dey there dey form Schwarzenegger & Rambo ... E go soon Clear for Ya Eyes when they enslave You Part 2