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Truly Boko Haram Rats. Hahahahahaha,

RIP MC LOPH!
CHAI! I'M FEELING FOR FLAVOUR NOW OH!

United will still show Chelsea what they will be expecting come Sunday.
UNITED!!!!!!!!!!
4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

It has been confirmed this afternoon that the results of the candidates that sat for the Enugu State University of Science and Technology Post UTME/DE held on August 24th -- August 26th has been released.
This is following the promise made by the VC to follow the footsteps of UNN and some other schools that released their results few days after the exam.
The painful part is that there are speculations that the Result Checking Scratch cards will be sold around #2,00 and #2,200 as your result won't be displayed without the scratch cards.
Candidates are advised to check their results using their Jamb Reg. No and the afore mentioned scratch card.
All the Best!

If that was what he did,then he is the most stupid man on earth.
That is what pride can cause.

Please Nairalanders,help your boy here!
I registered for Direct Entry and was asked to submit my credentials to JAMB Office after registration. But,one of my credentials is not yet at hand(Statement of Result) and I'm imploring Nairalanders with useful information on the closing date for the submission to help me out here.
Thanks and be richly blessed as U drop your comments.

I will be the last to slander Rev. Fr. Edeh and Madonna University.I won't say more than I know or say what I don't even know.
I'll advise you and your cousin to check the JAMB Website and see for yourself whether it's accredited or the opposite.
Good luck!

IBB,
My best birthday wish for you is that you should repent now or all that you did to unsuspecting Nigerians will boomerang!
Best Wishes!

Thanks Biggy,God bless U.

@gershal.Please don't be offended,can I know the source of this latest info.
God bless richly for your labour of love.
Thanks a million.

@mcdokwe,please I would like to know when the Post DE form is on sale and again,can U get the ESUT Post DE for me.
Anticipating your response.
God bless U.
My e-mail address is misharku@yahoo.com.

According to a small survey which I carried out,I can simply say that UNIZIK is the fastest(Universities) and FEDPONEK(Polytechnic).

GENERAL NOTICE ON THE CONDUCT OF 2011/2012 POST UTME SCREENING EXERCISE.


All candidates who chose Imo State University, Owerri as their first or second choice University in the 2011 JAMB Examination and who scored 180 and above in the said examination are hereby invited to a post-UTME screening exercise scheduled as follows:


DAY 1 DATE TIME FACULTY/DEPARTMENT
WEDNESDAY 24/8/2011 9-10 am SCIENCE, EDUCATION SCIENCE
24/8/2011 11-12 noon ENGINEERING, ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES, AGRIC & VET. MEDICINE
24/8/2011 1-2 pm MEDICINE & SURGERY, HEALTH SCIENCES


DAY 2 DATE TIME FACULTY/DEPARTMENT
THURSDAY 25/8/2011 9-10 am BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION, EDUCATION (ECONOMICS, ACCOUNTANCY)
25/8/2011 11-12 noon SOCIAL SCIENCES, HUMANITIES, EDUCATION(HISTORY, LIBRARY SCIENCE, GOVERNMENT, RELIGION)
25/8/2011 1-2 pm LAW


VENUE: Imo State University, Owerri.

I didn't see anything like paulsconnection on facebook.
You can try mine (Mishark Udochukwu),that is www.facebook.com/Mishark Udochukwu.
See you then.

Men,it's possible to get admission. Just scale the hurdle of Post DE Aptitude test.I wish U all the best.

Right away,I will kneel down and bow to God.Then,return home and give him quality praise after that,I'll package my Thanksgiving offering and give to him.
If there is still some cash left,I'll make some of my friends happy.
Lastly,share the testimony in the church.

kaita-- >>> CAN BE easily provoked and can wreck havock on million lives

YAKUBU , >>>>> CAN'T GRAB EVEN THE MOST BEGGING OPPORTUNITY AND STILL LAUGH @ HIS OWN GOD GIVING TALENT.

YOBO>>>>>>>>> CAN SIT DOWN AND BE LOOKING EVEN WHEN HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

O boy,U watch world cup.

Ifunanya: They have a figure 8 stature and are heavily built,smiling always and they can pretend eh!

THEIR REASON WEIGHS NOTHING.wHO DO THEY WANT TO FOOL.
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY PERHAPS THEY HAVE JUST FALLEN INTO THE DUBIOUS HAND OF A NIGERIAN. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

One of the heroes of the June 18, 2011 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination conducted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board is, arguably, Master Olawaseun Osonuga.

At a time when 842,941 out of the 1,493,000 candidates that sat for the examination were said to have scored below 200 marks, this 16-year-old boy scored a total of 311 marks out of the 400 marks.

With the feat, the Senior Secondary School 3 student of The Vale College, Ibadan, is among the 2,892 candidates who the JAMB's Registrar, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, said scored 300 and above in the examination.

The college is owned by Mrs. Funsho Adegbola, a daughter of the slain Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Chief Bola Ige.

When our correspondent met the successful boy who intends to study electrical/electronic engineering at the University of Lagos in the premises of his college tucked inside the Iyaganku Quarters on Friday, nothing showed that he had just clocked 16 on May 6. His stature and his brilliant answers to the different questions posed at him did not in any way portray him as a teenager.

The first child of a family of five was said to have been transferred to the college in SSS1 from Christ the King Catholic College, Odolewu in Ijebu, Ogun State.

On how he achieved the feat, Osonuga said that apart from the grace of God, his college prepared him for the success he recorded in the examination.

He said that based on the training on character development that he received in the college, he decided to set a target for himself in the examination.

"When I learnt that the highest score recorded in last year's examination was 310, I set that as a target with a vow that I would not score anything less and I worked towards that target," he said.

By the time the results were released, Osonuga exceeded his target with one mark. He scored 71 in Chemistry; 73 in Physics; 87 in Mathematics and 80 in the Use of English.

Prior to the UTME, the teenage boy has been leading his class with 'A' in all his nine subjects. He belongs to the college's quiz squad and he represented Oyo State in the Science and Technology Association of Nigeria's quiz in Makurdi, Benue State, recently, where he came 11th among the representatives of the 36 states of the country.

Like the proverbial birds of the same feather that flock together, Osonuga's best friend and classmate, Mubarak Alaaya, also made a good showing in the same examination. They are both among the 21 SSS3 students of the college that wrote the examination.

Alaaya, whose score is the closest to that of Osonuga in the school, scored 292 marks. His breakdown showed that he scored 72 in Economics; 78 in Mathematics; 69 in Government and 73 in the Use of English.

Incidentally, Alaaya is the first teenager to won N1m on the popular television quiz programme, Who wants to be a millionaire? anchored by Frank Edoho.

Osonuga said that he could not have done less than that because of the kind of exposure they were given at the college.

He disclosed that the student-to-teacher ratio in the school is 5:1; adding that with that kind of attention, students have no choice than to do well.

The lad is a genius,kudos to him and the school. I believe the school has just been publicized to the populace.Maybe,I'll send my child to that school.All the same,the guy needs a scholarship.

That left for the righteous judge only. We can't judge but him alone.

Rochas we know! I believed you from inception that you can.May God strengthen you to actualize your dreams for Imo State.

@Lastpage.I like your reply to the post expatiating the need for the shameless chameleon to hide his head in shame,but I'm arguing a clause on your post where you said the legislative is independent,that's true but the president has the absolute power to everything knowing fully well that an act is not yet an act until the president has appended his signature on it.
In the other sense,I don't see any reason why the SSS will arrest El-Rufai(prior to his article) since we are practicing democracy,I see it as an encroachment on his fundamental human right.
This is a case of a thief accusing a fellow thief.
All the same,if what he's saying is true,he should be freed and on the opposite side,he should be charged for infiltrating divisive and seditious sentiments and also spewing false reports.
Thanks

Cant find digits90 on facebook. Plz,add me Mishark Udochukwu for further tutelage on the subject of mathematics.God bless you.

I believe that this wouldn't be the case if OBJ is on seat.For God's sake,GEJ is very very slow in reacting to all these that are capable of splitting a country.
I beg him in the name of God to declare a state of emergency in Borno,Bauchi,Kaduna,etc and deploy majority of our security operatives to those grave valleys,let's now see if they(Boko Haram) can challenge Nigeria.
My heart goes for the southerners including the just posted youth corpers there.
God bless Nigeria.

Your chances are as bright as the sun,all you need is prayers and back it up with hardwork.Wishing the best of luck

I'm an Imolite residing in Onitsha.
I'm Pursuing my DE with ND Result,had my diploma in Imo Poly.

Please,I'll be glad to have a prospective Estate Management Student replying to this post.God bless.

I'm Mishark by name.I'm looking for a fellow prospective candidate for the 2011/2012 DE admission session for strategic information on how to go about it.
Remarks are highly appreciated.Bless you.

I'm yet to discover what is causing all these in the world.Are they emissaries of war or peace? I no fit shout !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After spending such an amount for accommodation only,what will be left for the transformation of Nigeria being heralded by GEJ.Nigeria is a funny place to be.

My guy,thanks for the research you did that brought about this.Most of Nairalanders weren't aware of this fact.God bless you for not being greedy and selfish as we wait for the Post UME.