₦airaland Forum

Igbos will do anything to save a life because it's an atrocity in conniving or even killing somebody in Igboland.Anybody that hears it will curse you.That's how it is done down here.

Gossiping is a biological trait found in every woman but nowadays,it's also found in men because these women has taught them.All the same,nobody hates to hear about someone's success or failures which makes every human being a gossiper.Nobody can deny that fact.

His 1st day in office gave me a big relief that this man will work more than all the governors in Nigeria.I salute his courage and pray God to strengthen him as this is just the beginning of better things that will come to Imo state.
God bless AROO and Long Live Imo State!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Amen

I pray that God should chase away detractors from him so that he can actualize his dreams for Nigeria.

What is the problem with some Nairalanders who are asking where these governors will get the money to bankroll their manifesto?Because our former governors have squandered the monetary allocation given to their states,people are now skeptical over the fact that Ibikunle and Rochas will do as they have said.Nairalanders,these people are getting a lot of money from the federal government and also the internally generated revenue.I believe these incoming governments will judiciously utilize their huge but small allocations.Thank you.

This man is a messiah to Imo State like Goodluck to Nigeria.
I pray for God to stand by him to accomplish his manifesto:Amen.
Rochas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We Know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God bless Imo State.

A Teacher of Jss 111 class in Ugbo-orimiri Secondary school,Ikot-Ekpene in Akwa Ibom State,asked one of his students this question:
Teacher: If it takes three men five days to clear a small bush in a plot of Land,how many days will it take five men.
Student: (In pidgin English) Aunty,if three men don cut the grass,the five men wey you talk go come pack am,then burn am and this go take them one day.Aunty,how five men go begin cut grass when those three men don cut am finish,Aunty,check well unless say na for another land.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How 2 spend 3hrs in exam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 write d reg. no.& sub code
2:10-2:40 read carefully d instruction given
2:40-3:40 read d question paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drink
4:20-4:50 check whether U’ve filled all d details carefully
#Last 10 minutes relax.

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A student of UNIBEN about to read his book, grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Please find out time to read this long but educating joke.
Omo Naija.
A Nigerian and an American were traveling on a Lufthansa Jet to New York and the both was seated side by side on the plane.
The Nigerian wanted to catch some winks considering the distance of the flight but the American interrupted his nap and came up with this brain-teasing idea which the Nigerian objected initially but later budged.
The idea is this: If I ask you a question and you didn’t answer correctly, you will give me $50,while if you ask me and I didn’t answer correctly, I’ll give you $500.
The Nigerian obliged and the American asked: What is the distance b/w heaven and earth?
Nigerian: I don’t know, he gave him $50 and the American told him the answer.
Now is the Nigerian’s turn and he asked thus:
Nigerian: What goes up a hill with two legs and comes down with three legs?
American: Wait a minute, he brought out his laptop and started surfing the net for over twenty minutes searching for the answer but all these still without an answer. He now gave the Nigerian $500 and asked the Nigerian for the answer,
The Nigerian said that he doesn’t know the answer and gave the American $50.
Now the turn of the Nigerian, the American quitted confessing that the Nigerian is trickily intelligent.
The Nigerian told him that he is an OMO NAIJA.

I'm sorry for the slain cops but sometimes I blame them[b](NPF)[/b] for their unnecessary and avoidable mistakes.
What gave him[b](the cop)[/b] the temerity to even use such threatening words at first,you know Nigeria is still developing and that's why our police see themselves as demigods.All the same,I know the Army as people who don't condone the death of one of their own especially as a result of carelessness from other law enforcement agencies,anyway,what has happened has happened,they should go back to their stations and settle their scores.Again,I express my heartfelt condolences to the families of the deceased.May God grant you the fortitude to bear these irreparable losses.

@chukwudi44.
THE USE OF IMAGES AS USED IN THE BIBLE:
Can I tell you something?God has not in any place in the scripture encouraged the use of images as a tool or means of worship to him.Let me emphasize more on this:When God handed the ten commandments to Moses in the book of Exo. 20:1-17,the first of the commandments was in verse 3 saying thus:[i]YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER gods BEFORE ME,verse 4:YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF ANY CARVED IMAGE,OR ANY LIKENESS OF ANYTHING THAT IS IN HEAVEN ABOVE,OR THAT IS IN THE EARTH BENEATH,OR THAT IS IN THE WATER UNDER THE EARTH,verse 5:YOU SHALL NOT BOW DOWN TO THEM NOR SERVE THEM,FOR I,THE LORD YOUR GOD IS A JEALOUS GOD,[/i]read down to verse 26 for complete assimilation.Further examples where God sternly abhorred such practice can be seen in 1st Kings,12:25-33(30),Judges 17 & 18,the case of the Isrealites worshiping the golden calf,etc.My brother,I cannot and will not deceive you,Even if you don't want to leave the catholic church,just don't bow to that image and again,don't pray in the name of Mary or any other saint.God cannot answer such prayers,don't let the devil be happy about you for doggedly rebuffing the truth and hastily embracing lies and fallacies.My prayer for you is that God should open your eyes so that you will not miss out on the last days.See you.

Please,I would like to know if it is a sin for a child of God to play any other songs outside gospel songs.
I have been having this challenge in my everyday life and no one has answered me the way I would understand.

Please,I implore Nairalanders with important information on the closing date of DE form to please forward same to my e-mail address(misharku@yahoo.com) or reply on this post.
God bless you.

It's a culture that has been inculcated in us right from childhood.I could remember when I was tender,if I eat the meat first,definitely,I will be scolded for that if my mum sees me.This is the same case as a child eating with a left hand.So,that's African culture and it has found a place to stay in our lives if not a habit now.

May God have mercy on all those negatively criticizing the servant of God for buying a jet.
Let me ask you these questions;
1. Is it a crime for God to bless someone.
2. If not,is it a crime for someone to enjoy God's blessings on one's life.
2. If not,why the hullabaloo about Bishop David O. Oyedepo owning a private jet.
Let me confide this to you;God's blessings maketh rich and addeth no sorrrow,if only you can give up pleasures of life to serve God genuinely,God will not only give you a jet but shall make you own an airline company.You know he can do all things.I pray that God should bless you richly so that your mentality will change.Amen.

Our God answers by fire,he is also a consuming fire.

If only Nigeria can change the way they manage football in the country,I believe the tide will be stemmed.Starting from the HOME MUST WIN mentality,the BRIBING OF REFEREES, the POOR MANAGEMENT FACTOR, etc.I believe that it will now be a thing of the past to watch the European clubs play.

30 million is even much,if I'm in that position,I'll be paying them 1million as their salary and 750k as their allowances.They are there to serve Nigeria not to milk Nigeria.

My guy,three things are involved which are as follows:

1. Get rid of the girl and live your life the way you want it.

2. Manage your life the way it is considering it as your fate.

3. Authorize the girl to be shopping for you and peace will reign.

Putting the headtie(Aso-oke) without the outfit,I mean the dress is not yet Nigerian.Don't you think so?

So Osama can be killed after claiming that he can't be killed.This will soon follow with the execution of the remaining Al Queda troops.Long live America.

I believe the 500 students per session is for a start,if not,there is no need for establishing it,instead, let's expand and engage more lecturers for the existing ones.

At first,I wondered what somebody that calls himself a pastor got to do with a Muslim extremist like Gen. Buhari.If he claims to hear God or see visions,why did he not win?As you can see,he is insinuating that God is a liar because God can't give  you an assignment and he will watch you fail on it.

At first,I wondered what somebody that calls himself a pastor got to do with a Muslim extremist like Gen. Buhari.If he claims to hear God or see visions,why did he not win?As you can see,he is insinuating that God is a liar.

Remember,Jesus was made poor so that we by his poverty might become rich and He also said that He will supply all our needs according to his riches in Christ Jesus.Friends,God's will for us is to prosper and be in good health even as our soul prospereth,so,don't blame/criticize God's servant because You don't know how much He has sown in the lives of men both spritually and otherwise.I adjure you to seek the kingdom of God and his righteousness and purchasing ten jets will no longer be a problem to you.I believe God is only confirming his word in the live of his servant(Bishop David Oyedepo).