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When you start suffering from zoonotic diseases, don't come to niaraland and be crying ooo.

I for say make you send your aza make I bless you with something, but Nairaland don turn something else.

Na to knack groceries and sugar and kuli kuli or groundnuts.

Eating garri for three days straight, Omo your body fit react somehow

Reinamaria:
Na so o!

There are so many things to do to make money, but most people would rather not do them.
Imagine wanting to chop your last 1k.

Op, if you don't mind eating beans for 3days straight, buy beans.

His yansh go tear.
You wan give am grade 4 hemorrhoid?

Reinamaria:
Use that 1k to buy bags of cold pure water, sell, make some profits, before thinking of eating.

Him go die before he don sell the water finish. You think say e easy like that.

It also depends on his area and light availability too.

kmaster007:
Does it mean he should lie to dem

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Not at all, but try to put it in a better way.
Humans fall more for words than for actions.
There's an art of putting words in a strategic way that it will be to your advantage.

In a scenario like an interview or an oral exam, there's a standard that the examiner expects you to meet. If you don't package the truth well, you may likely fail the exam or the interview.

It's not just enough to say the truth, but how do you present your truth?

Luck.
Some are destined to be millionaires from gambling, others are destined to loose their millions to gambling.

I don't gamble and that's because I choose to use my brain to work to make money rather than depending on luck alone.

I don't fault those who gamble, I only pity those who go to the extreme like using their school fees, rents etc and squander everything away.

You're a yahoo boy.
You're a yahoo boy.
Don't worry, EFCC is coming for you

Doesn't add up.
You tried to be truthful but unfortunately your truth didn't help you in the interview.
Sorry about your visa being denied, look on the brighter side of life

Karen2024:
I have been housing my boyfriend for months now... meaning he's squatting with me. This useless good for nothing guy brought in another useless lady to sleep with her on our matrimonial bed, he had the guts to cheat while I tame my desires to have taste of other men. Should I send him packing? I'm still contemplating...

Which matrimonial bed?
Are you guys married?

Obaaderemi2:
You nko? How much have you made from gambling?

I never considered it as a side hustle.
So I don't play

Karlifate:
You're making excuses for a woman, because you're in love.


The same woman will drop you like spoilt potato when push comes to shove, even if she professes her love for you 24/7

Maybe,you may be right
Who knows?

Karlifate:
Where is the baby daddy?

As long as he's still alive, he'll still fúck her when they meet in a comfortable setting.


Single mothers knows how to lovebomb & be wild under the sheets.

Don't deceive yourself with her "religiousity"

Her baby Daddy got married to someone else and they've cut off all connections, so a chance of reunion is very slim.

I'm still observing her Sha. But so far so good, she's been behaving normally

CallmeTrinity:
Shut the hell up and go DM her with begging for love.

Elede

I'm not a foolish guy like you that have DM her already.

Marriage na scam.

Ahmed0336:
Bro, speak for yourself.

I'm not speaking for myself, I'm saying scientific fact.

The weight of a physiological man is 70kg

Hamachi:
If you are above 30 and you are still single as a guy, better start going to churches or start working on yourself, it's either you have a bad character or your Uncle in the village don't want you to get married.

Yes, this is the bitter truth...

Being single at 30 and above is bad, and the chances of you getting married and having your kids on time is slim...

What if delay in child bearing occurs and you happens to stay for more 5 or 10 years before children starts coming...

Uncle, get married now ooo, time waits for nobody

How does it sound?
Does it sound stupid?

This is the lines most you use on ladies, making them believe they are overdue for marriage.
This is the lines most of you use on ladies, that talks them into depression.

At 40, he got married to her when she was 20, believing he has higher advantage as a man, yes, God blessed them with a girl and since then no issue.

Uncle is running to 50 and becoming very weak, Aunty is running to 30 and looking more sound and beautiful ❤️.

The chances of Uncle dying anytime soon is 50-50 because he has a diseases which keeps him in the hospital all the time.

When next you think about shaming a woman, because she is 30 & above and single, read this...

Written by Chiamaka Inyama.

Women have menopause to deal with.
Men can procreate even at old age

SPAMBOX7:
Wait till una get small argument and she tells you "Don't talk to me like I'm your mate"
Then we go know

That's one of the downside of marrying a lady that's older than you.

I am currently dating a lady older than me with 4 years. Funny enough, she's a single mother with one daughter. This lady loves me so much and has never disrespected me once. Most times I think she's pretending but I can see she's intentional about the relationship. She's highly "spiritual" and has been celibate for 6 years before she met me. She's understanding, calm and communicates well. It would have been perfect if she wasn't a single mother but unfortunately, she's. I'm still contemplating it.

Too fat ke?
You're okay na.

For the physiological man, 70kg is the standard. So you're okay

He may be sentenced to death but unfortunately the petition might not be signed. The legal system is corrupt, he might be out of jail after a few years of imprisonment.

Guys should learn how to curtail their anger.
To do such at such a young age, now he's regretting.

TheBillyonaire:
Ignorance is not a swag, but I agree it's all that you've got.

Clap for yourself Mr. Knowledge

TheBillyonaire:
Cannabis makes me feel lazy. Crack cocaine makes me lose appetite and kill erection. Cigerette smiles terrible.

Now I smoke idiots out of online posts. So, fucck off.

You need to go for a mental checkup, it's obvious you've lost it. Bounces away with swaggs.

TheBillyonaire:
I am not Religious. Therefore, I exist outside the jurisdictional control any of the so called Gods. Those Gods are my brothers. Therefore, I mandate them to respect my decisions.

Lol, you don high. Wetin you smoke?

TheBillyonaire:
I am a billionaire anarchist, and I have a family office structure dedicated to transitioning my wealth to my third generation using some turnkey framework that requires no interruption by any human being, alien or even the Gods.

So, Yes, I will actually kill a man to preserve the Legacy of my bloodlines.

So, I mean it.

Always remember this is a Thought Experiment.

The bible has this to say:

Proverbs 6:32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul. 6:33 A wound and dishonour shall he get; and his reproach shall not be wiped away. 6:34 For jealousy is the rage of a man: therefore he will not spare in the day of vengeance. 6:35 He will not regard any ransom; neither will he rest content, though thou givest many gifts.

MuslimIgbo:
This the stupid thing most of you say that leads you to your early grave.
Your partner's action or behaviour can affect your life and destiny.
A cheating partner is a danger to your life in ALL RAMIFICATIONS.

e.g, let's say you contract hiv through them or partner who is sleeping with a ritualist.
Make una dey reason and use una sense o...

You still don't get the point. I understand and agree from your perspective.
Unfortunately majority of cheaters cheat codedly. How sure are you that your current partner isn't cheating on you?

one4GOD:
same way you cannot control the reaction from such act. To every action there is equally a reaction. Always expect it

Your reaction is the only 100% thing in this world you can control.

Yes, you can control your reactions if you're intentional about it.

timjohnson2584:
I don't know.

But there won't be any peace and trust in the relationship or marriage anymore.

Whenever he leaves the house I'll always worry that he's going to another woman and before you know it, I'll track his every movement... I'll hire a PI if it needs be to follow him around, or I'll buy a drone to follow him whenever I'm free... grin grin grin

I've once heard a story of how a man caught his wife cheating by using a drone to follow her around... grin grin grin

Smiles, the trust will be gone true.
But you shouldn't be worried, monitoring a cheating partner won't stop them from cheating infact, they can see it as an infringement on their privacy and can get aggressive too.

It's best to confront them, seek an elder or a mentor to talk to them and if they're not willing to change, leave them alone.

If it's a relationship, it's better to call it off. If it's marriage, the bible allows divorce on the ground of infidelity.

Eriokanmi:
You can control a grown up adult but with prayer cos it's very hard to overcome the flesh. It might not be their fault but trust me, the day they're delivered will be the happiest day of their lives. Don't mind those saying they'd not stand it. Many of them cheat in their closets. I read in the bible when Jesus asked those who accused that young woman of adultery to stone her if they've neverindulged in the act before and stones began dropping off their hands.

Self righteousness would land many in hell. Once he or she's admitted her sin and then stopped, you should move on and be prayerful so you don't fall again. This cheating of a thing goes beyond physical intimacy. Many had unclothed many ladies with their thoughts and imaginations severally but they never saw it as a sin or cheating. Whereas, the bible says , by just imagining it in your mind, you've committed the sin likewise by looking at women listfully . You see?

Many people think cheating is wilful and those who indulge in it think they can stop the act by themselves...na lie. Only by constant prayer, committed behaviour and deliverance would one stop it. When you see a wealthy woman who gets all she needs, including intimacy with her husband is caught cheating, you'd be wondering what else does she want. Likewise a committed man of God. With constant prayers and commitment to a sinless life, you can overcome it. Unfortunately, this is what people of nowadays lack. They're so worldly

You speak Truth.
People like you are rare.
May God help us as we help and work on ourselves 🙏

My younger cousin that's just 9years old was already watching porn and reading porn comics and story and her mum doesn't know yet. I was contemplating telling her Mum but I eventually didn't tell her. Did I do wrong?

The day MTFE go crash, people eye go clear.