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fadilaMaikiriki:
This is someone that has different types of cars, houses and landed properties here and there. Na wa. Someone that can afford even hundred of the phone. And I know the phone won't be more than or even upto 200k. And the phone got bad when I attended his mum's burial.

This your sense of entitlement will not get you anywhere!
Wasn't he the one that got you the current phone you're using now?
Wasn't it your fault that it got bad by you sitting on it?
Even if your boss is the richest man in the world, he doesn't owe you anything!
Wake up from your sense of entitlement and change your mentality!

IyaebeTheGreat:
And he dodged my question. That man is an irresponsible man and he indirectly killed that child

Exactly!
That's why the woman is responsible by directly killing and eating her child, nonsense!

This one don cash out!
Many maga go fall, send her pm.
Woman wey dey advertise her goods

Indeed, fear women
The lady you think is not cheating on you, may or may not be cheating. In life, never be at the side of disadvantage!

The way women can cheat, I'm shocked myself!

A lady friend once visited me sometime ago, she's 20years old then and had a boyfriend. Virgin and naive to sexual stuff until I introduced it to her. One day, while we were doing our escapades, her boyfriend called her, her dad called her and her Mum called her and she gave different lies to all three of them!

That day I fear women, though she said she doesn't do anything sexual with her boyfriend, she does everything sexual with me except for penetrative vaginal intercourse. As time went on, her boyfriend that she thinks was loyal to her was eventually dating and having sex with another Lady.

Relationship doesn't fancy me, it's more like two people cheating on each other. I prefer to spin plates, I've got girls across all 36states of Nigeria, I can't keep track of everyone of them and definitely they'll be cheating on me with other guys. The earlier you come to accept such reality, the better for you.

There's a girl I met recently and she calls me favourite. This girl tells me virtually everything about her life (like most girls do when they meet me). She knows I'm quite rich because I taught her about financial freedom and introduced her to piggy vest (a savings app)
So last week, she's telling me that she needed money to buy her skin care products that cost a total of about 20k or so. I told her I didn't have money on me as I had earlier sent my last card to my younger brother who was admitted to the hospital, do you believe this girl sent me half of the money in her account balance? This is someone I have promised many things in the past and I didn't fulfill my promise. I wasn't even expecting the money from her.

When a lady truly has affection for you, she'll prove it by parting with her resources. A lady can claim to be broke and have 100k in her account. Ladies like to collect from many source but they find it difficult to give. So if a lady gives you something, it's because she either has genuine attraction for you or she's expecting something bigger in return!

The life of a girl can be very strange, yes very strange!

Girls are hardly loyal, they're usually after benefits. They love to chop and clean mouth.

A lady can claim to love you and still show greenlight to other guys even fucking them
You should understand that a lady doesn't love you for who you're, she "loves" you because of what she's benefitting from you or because of what you provide!

I have met many ladies who got disvirgined by their boyfriends and are still willing to cheat on their boyfriends with me!

I have met many virgins who wants to keep their Virginity till marriage but are willing to do many other sexual stuff with me.

And I have met many hoes which I taught sexual purity and mhen they loved it and decided to become celibate! They built their celibacy and sexual self control from zero to a very high level of tolerance that's unbelievable!

In summary, humans (both males and females) are sexual beings fundamentally and we all have our "limit" except those who are suffering from one sexual disorder or the other.
Girls are numerous, same with guys and if one doesn't appeal to you, wait or look for another!

Some Fathers are very wicked that their children wish them Dead!

Some children kill their parents not because they want to but because their parents have pushed them to the wall and stressed the limit of their emotional tolerance.

So sorry about that.
Most ladies won't return the money. They'll see it as free gift.

I remembered the time someone mistakenly sent me 6 figures to my palmpay account some years ago and I was damn broke and I needed money urgently. I tried contacting the person, I couldn't get across. It was until a week later that the person contacted me and I sent the money back.

Everyone is prone to mistakes and I hope you get your money back.

Mtcheeew

Ihateheadslamer:
You want to chat with a married woman?

Is she complaining?

Na this time of the night you dey think of Abacha??

Let's chat on WhatsApp

LeeSmart:
If only man city could give me more than 1 goal in this match then my 256k is sure, gonn do 10k giveaway to 3 persons each... Halland i the count on u oo.

I dey hear boss, remember me.

Na 2,500# weekly I dey spend.

Lolz, girl matter dey pain you 😅.
Posting her nude doesn't change anything in the long run, infact if she takes it up against you, you'll be in a pot of soup.

Anyways if you post her nude, that's not the first and it shall wouldn't be the last. In the days of my 'bad boy' I had nudes of over 500 different girls on my phone then. I have under studied girls a lot and I can predict their pattern of behavior to a certain extent.


Op, move on, there are many fishes in the sea.

FalseProphet1:
1. Prophetic skills. That is ability to see into the spirit realm and retrieve information about people and bring back to the physical realm.

2. Ringing bells. Many people don't know this but you need skills to ring bells, whenever I'm ringing my bell in my spiritual center, there would be commotion in the kingdom of darkness. One lady that was delivered from marine bondage one told me that Satan himself complained that he usually have headaches whenever I'm ringing my bell.

3. Shouting. I have a skill in shouting. I can shout all night and my voice would not crack, some people don't have that kind of strength. But as a prophet who has communed with the spirits I have the strength to shout for 12 hours non stop. It's a skill I'm willing to teach Nairalanders. I'll open an Instagram page and tag it 12 hours of non stop shouting, we would shout and bring down the walls of Nigeria.

4. Raising money. As a prophet, I can tell you comfortably that of you have this skill you will never be poor. Many pastors usually invite me to raise funds in their Church. And the skill comes with lots and lots of packages.

5. Casting out demons. I stopped using this skill after one demon ate the last beans in my kitchen and I starved that night. I casted out the demon in a crusade and the demon went to my house and warmed the last beans I had and ate it with soaked garri. I nearly died of hunger that night cos I was fasting.

I have many other skills that time wouldn't permit me to mention.

This I have seen.

You be clown walaihi

What nonsense is this?
Dem suppose flog these two clowns. How will you be fighting over biscuits and drinks? That's shameful!

Marriage is a sham and a scam. Honestly, the disadvantages of marriage far outweighs whatever advantages you can think of.
Many are just enduring marriage and not enjoying it, even getting married to your best friend doesn't make the journey easy as you think. Marriage is a whole lot of stress, at a point it's the man cheating at another point, it's the woman cheating and even yet some other point, both of them cheating at the same time.

chicoMX:
I looked at Forbes billionaire list today, and it is just crazy mehn. Things that caught my attention.

1. Bernaut and family is about $240+BN, while Elon musk is about $180+BN. The difference here, Omo.

2. Even though Baba is retired, Bill Gates is still amongst top 10 richest men.

3. Zuckerberg is somewhere around 15th, this used to be in top 10. Omo.

4. I found the female gender amongst top 10.

The Otedolas fit dey like 1000 Omo.

Yeah, Elon na beast. Once crossed over 300B$
Guy is just staying low, he lost more than half of his net worth at one point and despite that he's still Second!
That guy is out of this world, by the way, how's Bezos doing?

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Rokiat:
Sending nudes is foolishness of the highest order.

Yet many still do it.
Have you done it before, don't lie?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]

Yes I do, anything for your boy?

And this one thinks she's making sense.
Females and their entitlement mentality, spits!

warlord24:
When i see someone commit suicide.. i understand with them cus it's crosses my mind every week.. but guy I can't die here and coman enter hell fire...🤪

Am currently both diabetes n hypertitic.. taking expensive drugs everyday.

I thank God i can afford those drugs..

It's not easy, sometimes I cry, I pray to God.. i beg God.. but i won't give up.. I'd keep praying and believing God..

And you see people tink it's easy.. because they are not told "hea, medically.. no cure."
You will have to keep taking drugs everyday.

This statement alone is enough to get you depressed.

But we will keep believing in God..😞 and put me in your prayers.. clocked 33 last 4days.

So, sorry about what you're going through at such a young age.

Please be compliant with your drugs, I beg you for your own good.

And it's nice that you've an appreciative mindset despite all what you're going through.

saintbillion:
I done do am tire. Even now self i still dey do am. I prefer it than soap cause e get plenty foam

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You be correct gee, you sabi

saintbillion:
Omo. Bathing with water only is good as not Bathing at all

Those days, I dey bathe with detergent. Who don try am before?

Op, come give me 50/100$ na. Thank you

Bintabisiriyu2:
This animal is extinct, if these people had turned in this fish to the US Authorities wouldn't they have cashed out??

How?
Wetin concern local people with US?

9182736455O1999:
I'm not just talking about tipper drivers. I mean some drivers in general, they survive the accident.
Like the train incident last month.

The worst place to sit in a vehicle is the passengers side, in the event of an head on collision, the driver will instinctively direct the vehicle away from his side (to protect himself) putting the passenger side in danger except the driver is suicidal or has decided to sacrifice himself for others which is rare. That's why most drivers survive. Do you understand now

Op, wetin you drag?

There was a time I was in up to ten relationships with different ladies. For me variety is the spice of Life. I love diversity. See me controlling clean and beautiful ladies, ladies that many guys will deem untouchable were dying for me.

There was a time I invited one of my gf with her friend to my lodge and I was romancing (teasing) my gf's friend right in my gf front. LoL. My gf was angry but not for long. I've done really crazy things mhen..

praisecity:
See when it comes to shorthand there is someone I respect so much since when I was small, and that's my mum, and ahe is even a typist, i learn typing from her with this manual type writer, but that shorthand my head no fill carry am. that woman can use shorthand to cook food. I love her so much.........

Wow, same here.
I once saw one higher education notebook of my Mum that she used in the higher institution many years back filled with shorthand. My mum is very skilled in shorthand and good with the manual typewriter. Unfortunately, I didn't learn any from her. I don't think the skill is useful anymore Sha