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You are yet to settle at 39?
One song comes to my mind
Ancient of days, as old as you are

GardenOfGod:
You are right bro. Those guys are lazy overload! There are hundreds of opportunities in the US both online and offline. Do you know that just to use a US phone number to sign up in coinbase wallet, you automatically got credited $200?
I am even looking for a way to get a US number... Guy opportunities de US. There are games and apps you can download and get paid $50 just to download and install.
There several freelance job that pays between $100 - $300.
How can I get a US number please?

drop ur whatsapp i get us number

ikeno:
Nigerians are so gullible where it comes to religion.
I kwn a man that always attend this particular church and always give tithes and offerings whenever he goes to church and his means of livelihood is an old grounding machine that always develop mechanic problem always.

I keep wondering why the church can't help purchase a new machine for him since he's a member of all the men society in that church

And this man will be the first to attend church every sunday

ikeno:
Nigerians are so gullible where it comes to religion.
I kwn a man that always attend this particular church and always give tithes and offerings whenever he goes to church and his means of livelihood is an old grounding machine that always develop mechanic problem always.

I keep wondering why the church can't help purchase a new machine for him since he's a member of all the men society in that church

Very gullible people claiming woke, everybody posted Jesus yesterday as if anything will change, tinubu will win d election and dollar will reach 2000 lets see wat typing jesus in your status will do

wordbank:
Sapa don deal with op sotey him relatives abandon am na so him remember say him been don put offering before. Lol
Sapa don push you go meet pastor now pastor don point hand to sky wey wide pass earth lol

I go advice you, go hook am for belt or wait till next Sunday if sapa go gree you see next Sunday

I can never go to d church and beg pastor
For wat na, its is better i beg d members cuz its literally the same thing the pastor is doing
He just code am call am offering and tithe

Truvelisback:
So, pastor no get personal and family issues to solve with money?

Pastor na hustle?

You must be a SIMPle man

Kirchoffs:
I won't visit any bank bro , if they really missing the money then they should contact me

What is your location, make we throw party
God has blessed u and u want to return the blessings

Bottom line
If u are hoping on church or pastors to save you, you need to rethink
Happy sunday

Sometimes i see elderly people or just random people working for d church with out pay i just pity them, according to pastors their blessings are coming,
They will not go and find good work they are hovering around the church maybe they can get some blessings
I was passing a market d other day too i saw one old man in front of his wheel barrow kneeling and praying for a long time, i was like what is this man praying for? He is already old is it wheelbarrow that will change his life, im sure he is a regular church goer from his youth still waiting for blessings

Redomi:
They call you for donation when they need money, they will tell you to pray to God when you need money

My brother the other day i was passing all these local churches on the road, i overheard the pastor saying nobody should bring offerings less than 500
Small church o, those people can even borrow to pay d offering

Those ones that preach in parks, like in buses that wants to travel just take advantage of peoples fear of traveling long distances cuz of the dangers that may happen, at d end they ask for handouts, if it was not giving them money they will probably be into something else giving them money
So its all about d money

I’ve noticed most Nigerian pastors are very smart, they have been collecting offerings and tithes from members for years but when u meet them for help they will tell you to talk to God in prayers, somebody they have not seen before they are directing u to him when they get their physical cash from members
Pastor is not meant to be an occupation, remove offerings and all money from church and watch as pastors run away from church

If u think u can run to church for help like to beg pastors lol you are on a long thing o, dey will direct you to God
Too bad u cant see him to beg

Dey donno

I was just thinking about this cuz things have become hard, i always wonder how my neighbor survives with 4 kids n one house help and wife, staying in a 3 bedroom flat, he used to be fair wen i first knew him now he is dark, u can see suffering in his eyes, d other day he said I should borrow him 1k i just dashed him 1500

Overload of shit
Na shit full inside nothing else
Many men have been disgraced because of shit
Some have lost their lives
Good luck chasing shit

Everybody get health problem for nairaland
True true una for this forum no well

AyarmBoye:
2025 is still a long time

True ps5 pro will be out by then

In this life we find ourselves in we observe that we need to let go of our dreams for variety of reasons
It can be because of lack of funds, or cuz it may take a lot of time or you realized it may not give you wat you want.
Also our Nigerian parents are also to blame because you will see a young lad filled with passion to become a pilot, or a doctor
he will tell everybody both parents n teachers they will all congratulate him for his wise choice
But deep down the parents know its a wild goose chase cuz they can’t afford the school for those professions or they know how hard it is to get in there, they wont explain to the kid so all of them can weigh d chances, now d young lad ends up being a sales boy to raise funds to survive
Personally i wanted to be an artist but I realized after few years that it wont take me where i want to be, i wont want to be surviving by living hand to mouth while settling for bare minimum
Dreams are killed on a daily, that gateman u see today probably wanted to be an engineer, even d engineers u see are not working in their dream company
That hairdresser you see today wanted a corporate work, the mechanic you see wanted to be a Lecturer, the carpenter u see wanted to fly a plane
Bottom line is life doesn’t go as planned, learn to teach the younger ones this so they can reduce their expectations so they won’t feel like losers later in life

Rip ps4

I never fit buy bicycle talkless of 2022 car
God abeg

Free thing dey kill
U wont understand until u die

OtopDesign:
I got a driving job.... I'm just skeptical if it's ok for a fresh graduate

how much is d pay?

ZenithBanking:
I have a big probem.

I'm always peeping on my neigbhours/friends unclothedness when ever they are taking their bath.

It all started six years ago during my ND in school, & up till now, i'm still living with it.

During my ND, there is no famale tenant that i didn't see her unclothedness to more than a million time, even when i went back for my HND, i did thesame thing.

I'm currently serving right now, and i'm still doing thesame thing here. I peep on my neigbhous and fellow corps member here.

I've been doing this for six years, and i've never being caught. Sometimes i ask God; why was i not being caught all those times in school, why didn't GOD want me to get caught.

I've tried every possible means to stop it, but all failed, even when i don't want to do it, my spirit will keep pushing me & if i don't do it at that time, i won't rest.

It seems i can't live without it.

I know someday i will be caught and embarrassed and get my pictures uploaded online for this crime.

I'm afraid, i need help.

Same with me bro
U are not alone

Moyinoluwa35:
just two people, what can 2k do for u, pls quote me and ur account number i will pick just two lucky people

I just need 500 to subscribe today please God bless you
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Uba
EDA

Skyview01:
My nephew sent me similar message and I blocked him. Your parents are responsible for you.

you blocked him cuz he asked for help? Very foolish of you, i pray anybody you ask for help in this life will block you too, and im sure you are not even rich una just dey feel una sef, if ur nephew commits suicide cuz of this hard economy you will sink into depression fool

Save and get out

Faber:
It is not a rule that you must marry from the City. Make your money find one interior village and go there and rent a very good one room or bedsitter. Go there from time to time especially during weekends. Stroll around the village.

You will observe some maidens. Make friends with one or two. I give you six to seven months you will make friends with like 3 or 4 that they are comfortable being around you. Then you can select one to Marry. Don't let making money and city life make you end up with an Olosho as a wife. You will regret coming to this wicked world.

If you endured to make money, why not bring out your time and also pass through some stress to get a life partner .

The girl I am planning to Marry send me ₦2k through a friend. I told her I was very very sick since 3 days now, I have not called her or even chat her up. She called one of my friends from the same village with her and sent the guy ₦2k to give me, that I should use it and buy drugs.

The guy came to my house and told me that I was sick and I did not even informed anyone. That he learnt am down with Malaria from my girlfriend, he brought out ₦2k and gave me. She called the guy and we spoke. This girl was crying for real. I told her that ₦2k is not enough, she told me the last money on her is ₦3k, and that she will send it today. I will use her ₦3k chop Nkwobi I no dey sick at all. Am just testing her.
She ain't working, just learning some work at the village square . Very real, can manage things, sense of duty, with good health history. If she pray for you ehn...I swear devil no go near your house till 1 year. Born 2003 but everywhere don set, boobs, hips. Go to village and get a wife brothers

Or be ready to slug it out with all these Oloshos way full everywhere

Make she come pray for me na
I don’t know wat my village people are doing

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