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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Vicky by dopeJemi: 11:31pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
joeydozzy: morrafucker happy birthdayThanks Fucktardeen   |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Vicky by dopeJemi: 11:09pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
joeydozzy: ashawooTfu der  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Vicky by dopeJemi: 8:46pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
cooL, nice 2 meet u here U registered on mah buffday  I'lL add u nau  |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Way To A Woman's Heart? by dopeJemi: 3:06pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
D way 2 a woman's heart huh? Kay! Walk down 2 d ending of d road den Look Left, u'lL see a market where dey selL CLOTHES, SHOES and oda gurLz stuff, go tru dat market den waLk straight, u'lL see an EATERY, walk pass d eatery and look right, u'lL see a smalL kios store where dey selL RECHARGE CARD, ask d gurL in d store 2 telL u where access Bank is Located, after she has toLd u, go 2 d BANK, withdraw some MONEY n enter a cab 2...... Wait I'm coming lemme check my map 41 Likes |
| Health › Re: Why Do People Yawn At The Same Time by dopeJemi: 1:40pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
It happens 2 me everytime, whenever I see someone yawning, I yawn too, its something I can't controL Nau I find it difficult 2 yawn, I'lL just open my mouth buh I can't yawn, its becoming a habit and its very annoying Sometimes 4 me 2 be abLe 2 yawn, I must go sumwhere realLy quiet n clear my mind, sometimes if I can't yawn n its disturbing me, I'lL just open my mouth n breathe n I'lL be okay 4 abt 50seconds Any soLution? 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Is There Anything Like "Wordly Music"...pls Show Ur Intelligence by dopeJemi: 1:26pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
if ur music doesn't glorify God buh taLks abt money,gurLz and clubs den its worldly, dou der r some songs u can't put under d worLdLy cLass, songs like jailer, fire on d mountain by asa, rain drops by 2face Y not be a gospeL rap artiste since u r religious, der r so many gospeL rap artistes in america n deir songs r great, deir beats r good n banging U can create ur own styLe, inform of a hip-hop gospeL rap song, look 4 good beats n write interesting lyrics dats inspiring n sensibLe, d reason y peopLe esp Nigerians don't listen 2 christian music z because some r realLy dulL and boring, buh u can change d styLe of christian music n make it sound interesting |
| Celebrities › Re: AY Insults Basketmouth On Twitter!! by dopeJemi: 12:36pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
Oluwadare: you just did this for the sake of it. Everyone knows its just a typo error.Everyone knows buh not him I don't fink he knows He actualLy finks its food 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: AY Insults Basketmouth On Twitter!! by dopeJemi: 11:35am On Dec 28, 2012 |
lekzy007: na dem sabi joor,dey don chop belle food....Huh? Abeg its belLefulL 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Best And Worst Celebrity In Nigeria For 2012 by dopeJemi: 12:54pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
My best is harrysong And my worst is davido |
| Family › Re: How To Deal With A Snoring Bedmate by dopeJemi: 9:37am On Dec 21, 2012*. Modified: 9:57am On Dec 21, 2012 |
tap him on d Leg, I swear it works Like magic I tot it was a joke untiL I tried it 5times on mah sis n friend, when hez snoring, tap him on d Leg. If he no stop, put knockout n rocket 4 Im mouth Or put 2 drops of acid soLution in his tongue Or tie his throat wiv barb wire U go surprise say d next night e no go snore, na cough he go dey cough 4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I Am A Nigerian And I Am An Atheist by dopeJemi: 8:41am On Dec 21, 2012 |
No Lemme curse u dis Morning Take ur nonsense campaign 2 another pLace When u die, u'lL telL me hu u wilL meet, Jesus or d DeviL U better change ur mentaLity cuz u r LOST Smh4u |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is This Man? What Do You Know About Him? by dopeJemi: 8:35am On Dec 21, 2012 |
He is Jesus |
| Celebrities › Re: Nkiru Sylvanus And Kenneth Okolie Released by dopeJemi: 10:05pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Emmaseremo: Thank God for them #meanwhile 3rd to comment danci alanta!!!!C'mon! Let's go Dance 2 ur stupidity Oya, shez making u bark like a bingo ALingo, aLingo Let's dance 2geda ODE!  2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Can You Donate A Kidney To Your Partner Without Any Second Thought? by dopeJemi: 9:25pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Yeah sure Buh after av Repented Btw! Where z everybody D Romance section z dry n boring 2day oh  |
| Romance › Re: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by dopeJemi: 5:29pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
10months and stilL counting Being singLe is FUN I telL ya Nobody 2 worry or fink abt AlL ur money goes 2 ur bank account If u r hơrny, u can seLf service or find ashawo joint U can telL so many girLz u Love dem wivawt getting in troubLe U can watch peopLe's heart get broken n laff at dem yle urs wilL be beating and working welL 15 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Has God Not Destroyed Nairaland Atheists Yet? by dopeJemi: 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
advocate666: The sign of men of god: empty threats.I hear u Buh onLy d end shalL telL U'lL be wiv ur Master, I'lL be wiv my Father(God) Den we'lL know hu wud be in pains 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Dear!!!! by dopeJemi: 5:17pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
seriousLy Lemon U've gotta chilL and take things easy Nobody takes d things going on here seriousLy (or do u?) NL z a forum, it has nuffin 2 do wiv d reaL life, nobody cares( or do u?) Don't take things personaL, I'm sure oniLa didn't take it personaL when she read ur sLum, dats if she has read it |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Dear!!!! by dopeJemi: 5:12pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
D emotions Running through d Romance Section is becoming too Much RealLy? No like seriousLy TelL me u didn't create a thread cuz of sum sLum book and oniLa TelL me u just avin fun |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Has God Not Destroyed Nairaland Atheists Yet? by dopeJemi: 5:06pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
aaah! U calL God an idiotic fooL n a coward God is RealLy mercifuL Nau I know y dey sang dat song " thank God, God no be Man" if not I don't fink u wud av seen d end of 2day U better be very carefuL, its peeps Like u dat make me wish d worLd wud just end so u can witness heaven n helL I hope 2 see u on judgment day saying dese things 2 God's face Its a pity 1 Like |
| Entertainment › Re: Top Ten Nigerian Hit Songs In 2012. by dopeJemi: 4:45pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
mcdaniel drumz: U r a case! Can't stop laughing!Lol! Dats d most important thing 2 me rite nau oh |
| Entertainment › Re: Top Ten Nigerian Hit Songs In 2012. by dopeJemi: 4:37pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
my top ten List Wizkid- pLz Davido- hau Olamide ft 2kriss- wilL 2face- dis D.banj ft k-switch- make Psquare- my ChuddyK ft Timaya- dad Tiwa savage- buy Flavour- my BankyW- Christmas cLothes 78 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Police Ban Knock-Out This Season by dopeJemi: 3:03pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Inioluwa01: U must either be hungry or ur thinking faculty's as usual jst failing u...poor u!!!Pls,locate d nearest trans4mer 2 u and do d nidful!A SingLe word u just said I do not understand Make we no deraiL dis thread abeg |
| Politics › Re: Police Ban Knock-Out This Season by dopeJemi: 2:45pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Inioluwa01: 1st 2 comment...Glory b 2 almighty Jah!....still on d mata...I see nufin bad in throwin knockouts and crackers *responsibly*!Sowie, I 4got abouh u I wanted 2 telL u dat u r stoopid b4 Lemme telL u nau U r stoopid 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Police Ban Knock-Out This Season by dopeJemi: 2:42pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Abegii Na 2day? Na since 2009 dem ban knockout 4 mah Area PeopLe stilL dey scatter area wiv banger n Rocket WilL dey be everywhere, wilL dey be in churches, dem just dey Run deir mouth, dem wan ban knockout, dem dey run deir mouth 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Draw On 20th December 2012 by dopeJemi: 2:33pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
ReaL madrid vs Manchester united (if manchester united can get a goaL or 2 in dis fixture den we sure gonna quaLify. A goaL or two at Madrid's home is alL we need ArsenaL vs Bayern Munich (if ArsenaL Like make dem come 9ja come meet Tb joshua dem go stilL Lose d 2 Legs |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Draw On 20th December 2012 by dopeJemi: 12:06pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
GOD WHY? Anyhau sha, God dey Manchester united go win, nothing dey happen |
| Education › Re: Your University/Alma Mater Slangs by dopeJemi: 11:21am On Dec 20, 2012 |
Revolva: OKPO - a slut / ho a girl wey boiz dey chop anyhowDis 1 z 4rm delta(Warri) OKPO na Superstar 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Some Questions For The Christians by dopeJemi: 10:10am On Dec 20, 2012 |
God wanted 2 destroy d earth cuz of d sins in it buh He didn't, He had pity on us so He sent Jesus 2 Die on d cross so alL d sins in d earth wud be washed away, it was His bLood dat washed d sins away, More Like he paid d price 4 us wiv His own Life We r not saying dat God gave birth 2 Jesus if dats wah u finking, He was aLready in Heaven wiv God b4 he was sent 2 earth tru a woman calLed Mary hu was a Virgin I'm sure u av christian friends, try and meet dem 4 more detaiLs bouh Christ, I'm using a fone n its hard 2 type wiv it |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by dopeJemi: 11:28pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
[quote author=Emperor_Specie]Go ask yakubu. Den U̶̲̥̅̊ go knw wats up!! MUMU[/quote]Hu Be dis Retardeenated person? Nit-witated Dim-wit |
| Rap Battles › Re: Slum Book by dopeJemi: 11:19pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
bro Sum1 in d Romance section aLready opened a sLum book thread. Go check it out |
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