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A teacher was in the class teaching his students when he felt like drinking pailm wine. As he was going, he told the students to draw a goat eating leaves until he comes back, the student responded saying yes sir. As the teacher left for his palm wine, all other students were busy drawing but this guy didn't do the damn thing. So when the teacher drunkenly rushed in with his cane,he asked the students what he told them to do. He then faced the boy and said
Teacher: Why are'nt you doing anything
Student: Sir when the goat saw you with the cain it ran away.
The teacher was pleased.
Teacher: Then where are the leaves
Student: Sir the goat ate everything before your arrival.
And the Idioit was finally pleased with him





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Once A Rich and Poor man meet each other and they started talking.

Rich man - Today, I have 14 cars, 18 bikes, 20 house and 25 farm house. What do you have poor fellow?

Poor man - I have a son who's girlfriend is your daughter.she is your only doughter she is your next of kin and she is pregnant for my son and he is her next of kin.

Wife: can u help me in d garden?

Husband: wat do u think i am, a Gardner??

Wife: can u fix d door handle?

Husband: wat do u think i am, a carpenter??

In the evening when d husband came from work he saw everything has been fixed.

He asked who fixed this.

Wife: our neighbour.

But he gave me 2 options, either i give him burger or a kiss.

Husband: I am sure u must have given him burger.

Wife: what do u think i Am. M'Donalds??

An old woman boarded a bus 2 Lagos from Calabar, and told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin stop me o!

"The driver nodded and then she shouted again" my children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded 'YES MA'.

On the long journey 2 Lagos, everybody slept off but dis woman never blinked.

They never knew dat she dosn't know Benin.

After several hrs of driving and Lagos close-by, with Benin about 4hrs behind, the woman den asked; 'driver you never reach Benin ni?'

'Ooh!! the driver exclaimed.

Mama Benin is like 4 hours behind us.

The woman screamed and started crying "take me back to Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"

After all said and done, and considering the age of the woman, it was agreed that the driver should turn back 2 Benin.

On gettn 2 Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman to drop as she ws already in Benin.

The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets and swallowed with the bottled water she was holding.

She then smiled and said; 'Na my daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2
tablets of panadol'.

Oya! Make we go Lagos..........

Prof was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually, prof sleeps throughout the class session.

One day, the teacher called on prof while he was napping, "Tell me, who created the universe?"

When prof didn't stammer, Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed prof in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted the prof, and the teacher said, "Very good" and prof fell asleep again.

A while later the teacher asked prof, "Who is our Lord and Saviour" But, prof didn't even stammer. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Prof again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" Prof shouted and the teacher said, "very good," and fell asleep again.

Then the teacher asked prof a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed prof with the pin. This time prof jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

The Teacher fainted!

Teacher: All idiots stand up.

Only Akpors stood up.

Teacher: So u are an idiot?

Akpors: No ma...I just can't bear u standing alone madam...

. Small crowd

2. Exact estimate

3. Original copies

4. Pretty ugly

5. Fully empty

6. Act naturally

7. Only choice

8. Seriously funny

9. Clearly misunderstood

10. Found missin

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[quote author=~vicky~]please Happiness dont take it personal i only said so that dopemu wud exits this thread bcus he's a nuisance ....[/quote]n if its because of dis smiley i used, i already xplained y i used it, SORRY

larride: Dopemu

wetin?

[quote author=~vicky~]dont derail my thread Mr....just jog on
[/quote]vicky, wat did i do 2 u,did i hate on u n ur jokes, NO, i didnt, so y hatin on me?

[quote author=~vicky~]em pearl and dopemu........this is a thread for joke not for discussion

u guys can go to romance section for dat......thanks[/quote]

votin out miss ajibel

[quote author=pearl~hapi]am not disputing that[/quote]aite dear

[quote author=pearl~hapi]am cool with every nd anyone•so far u r a humanbeing that God createð[/quote]after adam n eve, God created me

, do u knw wat dis section z called

[quote author=pearl~hapi]well it depends on whu u call a friend and on what criteria u make ur own frnds•as for me the fact that I and someone are cool on a thread doesn't mean he's my frnd!{Looking at it from the definition of the word}[/quote]kay i hear, can we be cool 2

DICKtator: Wow
That is a new one!!!!!.
Like a really gave a f.uck.
Please do not derail this thread. Our major concern here is about the n.aked pixs of these two!!!!!!.If you are not going to post yours here,. .....you can well exit

u've said it all

[quote author=pearl~hapi]u seeeee•how did he win my frndship?nlanders can conclude sha[/quote]abegii, mah hear, tell me u guys r nt frnds nw

[quote author=pearl~hapi]jealous?did u hear that bunmi won a scholarship after the intro?lol[/quote]no, buh he won ur frndship

lwkmd, u try

der z a reason y i avnt posted dis joke, cuz its funnier wen sayin it with ur mouth, i knew pipo wudnt get it dahz y i didnt post dis joke, mah guy u shudnt av, its nt funny wen its typed or written

at first i didnt get it, buh nw i do, u try

i lyk number3 n 12

lwkmd, nice

booqee: Hmm..aint suprised in d least bit. Didn't expect less from dis dopejemi dude. Mtcheww..... attention seeker

bad belle, check mah previous topics n c 4 urself

@ all *d OP has ran MAD*

morufoye:
this joke really made my day. I laughed so tee tears de commot for my eyes. That guy wicked no be small. If person look am well na warri boy the nigerian go be. Thank God Beaf no de come joke section. @poster keep it up. @critics, learn how to appreciate good things and 4k off.

fanx alot mah broda

just realised it

its route one, abeg one n 1 no resemble oh incase una wan say i spy