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Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 11:25pm On Sep 08, 2012

sunnshyn: That comment was really harsh, esp on an old woman, it sent chills down my spine.

Shattap! You should be studying not looking at fine girl..

..tx all d same!

i pray d sun shines 2mao, so dat i'll remember u

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 11:16pm On Sep 08, 2012

sunnshyn: That comment was really harsh, esp on an old woman, it sent chills down my spine.

Shattap! You should be studying not looking at a fine girl ..tx all d same! Yeah i'm studyin, i'm studying ur beauty
n i fink i'm lost in ur eyes, can u enlighten me

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 11:03pm On Sep 08, 2012

sunnshyn: Jeez! I know ds is a joke o, but something tells me ur kind wld be beating up ur mama,,
Smh @ slap sanity enter her head!

C'mon, lets be realistic, sum peeps may kill d woman outta anger, dou i wont sha. just sayin. damn girl,U FYN kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: My Conversation With God by dopeJemi: 11:00pm On Sep 08, 2012

omg! God z Greater dan d Greatest

Jokes Etc › Re: Can Anyone Solve This Riddle? by dopeJemi: 10:52pm On Sep 08, 2012

dopeJemi: with ur mum n dad?

or, since u've sumd up d moni 2 98naira, u will nw add d 1naira u gave 2 ur mum n dad makin it 100naira, which nw mks u av a bonus of 1naira huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Can Anyone Solve This Riddle? by dopeJemi: 10:49pm On Sep 08, 2012

with ur mum n dad? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 8:42pm On Sep 08, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]
oopsie!!!! it wasnt meant for you tongue

[/quote]

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 7:30pm On Sep 08, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]https://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-char-017.gif

u like argument?[/quote]uhmmm! its nt dat i lyk it oh

, buh i do it alot

Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Ngozi Ezeonu: Is She Better Slimmer Or Bigger? by dopeJemi: 6:13pm On Sep 08, 2012

which 1 z before n after huh

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 5:50pm On Sep 08, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~][color=#006600]u no see as u pose grin

[/color/] na azonto tins na tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Hahaha,u Jst Hv To Read Dis 1,vry Funny by dopeJemi: 4:44pm On Sep 08, 2012

babarazy: this joke is as old as the poster

JUST perfect, d perfect tin 2 say grin

Jokes Etc › Re: I Am Not A Fool...am Just Bein Curious...abi What Do U Think by dopeJemi: 4:41pm On Sep 08, 2012

AKPOR, its trailer undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~] wink

but i posted it b4 u tongue

[/quote]lemme just accept, cuz i lyk u grin

if nt we 4 argue tire 2day

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 4:27pm On Sep 08, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]ewo!!!!

give this pics a name grin

www.nairaland.com/attachments/814021_hhhhhhhhhhhhhh_JPG68b00cca621ddbc24b4a9964f4e9e2fc[/quote]c as i fyn grin

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 4:26pm On Sep 08, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~] shocked

dopejemi i didnt insult u...what u quoted was meant for toygod...i only asked what is AWTIE....well if u wanna go....no Pro but i did not insult u[/quote]but u called me a nuisance, no wahala sha cheesy

we cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 9:44pm On Sep 07, 2012

larride: *****yawns********

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 9:44pm On Sep 07, 2012

booqee: who dey follow u quarrel b4? no time abeg!

na so, 1 love cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 9:43pm On Sep 07, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~] shocked

dopemu u stole my joke.... shocked

u sabi steal [/quote] shocked

i didnt oh, i posted it b4 i came 2 ur thread oh

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 9:40pm On Sep 07, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-finger007.gif

kiss transformer tongue

[/color]

[color=#006600]what is AWTIE[/quote]awtie means i'm out, b4 u insult me mur dan u av done

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 12:05pm On Sep 07, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~] embarassed

na by force to read ur comment?

he deserves it grin

[/quote]oya lock up na. na only God knw wetin i do u, AWTIE

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 10:43am On Sep 07, 2012

booqee: Most of ur jokes are stale. anyways its d first joke i liked, d contradictory stuff..dats real funny

i'm glad

lets stop quarrelin plz

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 10:42am On Sep 07, 2012

Tenderly1: buahahahahaha lwkmd4h

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 10:38am On Sep 07, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]toygoat....i did not paste joke 4 goats like u....so kindly carry ur bad luck else where angry

my dear.....am surprise @ his defense for me [/quote]i'm nt defending u, he did d same on mah thread, i got angry wen he did same tin here, cuz we posted d same joke, dnt u read mah comments?

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2012

[quote author=pearl~hapi]is this ur thread?tot its vickys[/quote]d idiota commented on mah thread b4 comin here 2 showcase his stupidity

Jokes Etc › Re: Enta Mak U Laugh N 4get Ur Name,only Ma Name U Go Rememba,try Am C by dopeJemi: 7:37pm On Sep 06, 2012

Adecement2: i say mey u choose...Grown up mumu

u r very very stup<id, idiota, with ur weak thread, u no even hapi say person comment 4 dis thrash u call joke, wish i cud delete mah post mk u shame 4 urself embarassed

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 7:35pm On Sep 06, 2012

toygod2: ...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO ...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO

i get small tym 4 u 4 here, stop repeatin ur stale lyns, IDIOTA, cum n cari ur nonsense 4rm mah thread. mugu embarassed

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 7:32pm On Sep 06, 2012

toygod2: In ur dirty mind, u ll think u are posting jokes abi?
If u dont stop those ur old,stale joke ,if i catch ur blokos...chai :-XIn ur dirty mind, u ll think u are posting jokes abi?
If u dont stop those ur old,stale joke ,if i catch ur blokos...chai

mtchewww, nt in d mood 4 ur kind nw, gudnyt

Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 5:59pm On Sep 06, 2012

A man had beautiful daughters in his high fenced house.The man

was a very strict and disciplined.There were this two boys who are into

relationship with among two of the girls.One evening they were desperate

to see their girls.Unfortunately,the man was siting outside and so

penetration to see girls was difficult.They had a suggestion to climb the

fence from behind.The first guy jumped and landed with a loud noise

into the compound.The man heard the noise said" na who dey there?The

guy replied by saying" miyahun"(like a cat).The man

ignored.Suddenly,the second guy jumped and made equally a loud noise

and the man shouted "Na who dey there?It`s Me the second cat

-"Miyahun"

grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 5:57pm On Sep 06, 2012

A stressed man was in his
office thinking
deeply,suddenly a man
runs
inside shouting 'Peter Peter
your daughter Tonia just
had
an accident and died'.
Shocked
and confused,he jumps out
of
his office window! As soon
as
he does; oh! He remembers
his
office is on the 7th floor. As
he is descending lower,he
remembers he does not
have a
daughter called Tonia. Still
descending, he remembers
he
is not even married, just 2
floors before he hits the
ground, he remembers his
name is not even Peter......
.
.
.
MORAL LESSON ...Don't be
too carried
away by ur thoughts..

grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 5:56pm On Sep 06, 2012

This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

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Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 5:54pm On Sep 06, 2012

A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital:
"How do you determine whether to admit a patient
or not?"
Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till
the top. Then give a Teaspoon,a Glass & a Bucket
to the patient & ask him / her to empty the
Bathtub."
Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use
a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "No you silly, a Normal Person would
Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Admit this man in Ward No. 39 grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: Ten Funniest Contradictory Phrases N More by dopeJemi(op): 5:53pm On Sep 06, 2012

holyvirgin: lol...@benin woman. Men that woman must b really old in her brains...na 2 slap sanity enter her head...lol

i dey tell u, if na me be d driver, i go drop her, drive go

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