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 Jokes Etc › Re: When Do U Wanna Start... (PROJAN)... by dopeJemi: 12:31am On Sep 27, 2012 |
Omg! Lmfao! Boy u gud |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Smart Akpors. by dopeJemi: 12:24am On Sep 27, 2012 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Akpors? by dopeJemi: 11:49pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Lagusta: Omo see reply oooo!!!!d dumbra deserves more dan dat |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Akpors? by dopeJemi: 11:46pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Omg! Ajibel said d female pig z called a pigress  lwkmd! Den he made an illustration wiv lion n lioness afterwards he said pig n pigress. Tot a female pig waz called a gilt if she haznt had piglets den a sow if she haz piglets  just curious I swear, if I c u 4 anybody thread again dey criticize dier jokes, na dat day u go quit NL, dumbra lyk u. HOLY PIGRESS mehnn dis guy dumb-dull no be small. SMH! Pretty ebony, take A̶̲̥̅̊♏ easy with d laff oh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Akpors? by dopeJemi: 8:23pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Ajibel:carry dis nonsense 2 curiosity section, dahz if dy av 1. Y didn't u ask hu Seun,mikuz,dani n ben10 were, rubbish! 'Who z akpos?' U can imagine d nonsense on jokes section, n u criticize oda people's jokes wen u dnt even av 1 2 show 4 urself. *walks out in tears* 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 8:10pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
BuffaLo BuffaLo BuffaLooooo
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 8:01pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
C dis demented idiota, if no be d people wey comment b4 u, u 4 knw wetin be peaceful rest, ekpa, common crayfish, u cannot spell, as simple as 'pity' z, u cannot spell, come mk mah 6year old broda teach u ABC, on a more crious note, wah can u spell correctly, nothing, even 'nothing' sef u cannot spell. Larride we nid 2 do sumfin abt dis dull boy, e even say mk I go bk 2 primary1, choi! I don suffer 4 dis pupil hand , so because of u nau I shud go bk 2 primary1 2 teach u hau 2 spell. TUFIAKWA! We r nt in d same level. ODE first class |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Odizzy, u dnt knw wah gbagaun means, do u? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 7:23pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
odizzy: ur 24hrs wit me is over yet u stil hv tym 4 me, pls o, i dnt do men. Now u let me no d kind of a$s u mess wit(pple papa nyash abi?) no wonder u dey wear pampers. If u reply me daz means u be fool nd u dnt daz means u re truely a gayoboy, I wan be fool 4 dis 1, u n patience, hu kan worst pass, c as u dey gbagaun anyhau, ur grammatical errors 2 much abeg, abeg no quote me again b4 u rub ur foolishness on me. *singing* 'enemies lemme live mah life' 'free me nau' ODIZZY z a GBAGAUNEER |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tall And Handsome (PROJAN) by dopeJemi: 7:14pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Lmao! D woman bad gan, she fall d man hand finish |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 6:58pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
larride: WHat |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 6:57pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
larride: WHatlarride, his 24hrz wiv dopejemi haz passed. I ain' gah tym mehnn. Buh knw 1 thing odizzy, I bursted ur pops' A.S.S last nyt n screwin ur sister at d same tym. No hard feelings |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 6:44pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
larride: ***sitting in a corner watching both of you trying to play love on my thread***********hahahahahahahaha, lwkmd! Abeg oh, our love z rated 18, so stop watchin cuz u under age  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Don't Have!!! by dopeJemi: 5:17pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Dis shud be d joke of september. Very nice 1 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Don't Have!!! by dopeJemi: 5:14pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Omg! Lwkmd4h, it serves him ryt |
| Music/Radio › Re: Camp Mulla Ft. Wizkid – Prices by dopeJemi: 3:58pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Esin waju: Dis nairaland word censor na mumu sha. Abi na the pesin wey dey do am na him/her be the mumu ni? I type d0pe you change am to drugs. Na wetin come be the difference? Why you no just leave for wetin I write exactly? Oshi o da ni ile kpako. Mtcheww.hahahahahahaha, no mind dem, I wonder y dem no change mah naMe, anyway which way, I get u bro |
| Forum Games › Re: The "Imagine" Game...... by dopeJemi: 3:21pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Imagine jemi without d.ope Imagine beyonce without teeths Imagine goldie without real eyeLashes Imagine prezzo without lips |
| Music/Radio › Re: Camp Mulla Ft. Wizkid – Prices by dopeJemi: 2:33pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Moses247: Who be Camp mulla? I neva hear dis dude song ocamp mulla na group name, no be 1 person name |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Answa Dis Question If U Are Brilliant by dopeJemi: 2:21pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
As simple as abc, a dumb n dull person can ansa dis, its d house gurl, u didn't even make d question difficult, dis waz nat d way I waz asked d question about a year ago, it waz supposed 2 be d gateman, cuz he said d oga sent him 2 d bank n banks doeznt open on sundayz, d hauz girl n d skul ish waz just 2 obvious, if u had used d bank it wud av given sum peeps a hard thought. Buh u try sha 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See The Meaning Of Your Name In Japanese Language. by dopeJemi: 2:08pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Sexiest of all, TOMOFUMO, dahz mah name, hau sweet |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Market For 419 by dopeJemi: 2:02pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Lwkmd! Very funny, guy its beta 2 av mur viewz dan dry comments oh, nice 1 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 1:52pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
spicy v: Seriously Dopejemi, please quit acting like an ignorantist! I don't know which is more hilarious, the obviously jocular statement or your stiff argument in defense θf a glaring misuse θf grammar!awwww! I'm blushin abouh d cool part, dahz if u were actually referrin 2 meƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡. I had a reason 4 arguin dou, I saw dis patience's blunder sumwhere b4 larride posted it, wen I saw it d first tym, I waznt dah convinced it waz a complete blunder, so I wanted full proof dah it waz a blunder, in order 4 me 2 archieve dah, I had 2 oppose it here on larride's thread finkin I waz gonna get wah I actually nided which waz d proof dah it waz a blunder 2 clear mah mind, buh no I didn't, I got insults instead, so dah waz wah made me mad oh my dear spicy |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi(op): 8:19am On Sep 26, 2012 |
PretiEbony: this is the real joke. Lol  |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland!! Lets Make Music!!!!!!!!!! by dopeJemi: 8:14am On Sep 26, 2012 |
Fanx man |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Boko Haram Leader Killed In Adamawa State, 156 Members Arrested by dopeJemi: 7:57am On Sep 26, 2012 |
Yeah! True |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi(op): 7:38pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
larride: Nice collections you got.fanx a lot bro |
| Music/Radio › Re: Tuface Vs Dbanj - Who's Your Take by dopeJemi: 7:27pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
My dear, plz dnt ever compare 2face n d.banj. derz no way d.banj can compete wiv 2face, 2face z a legend, humble 2 d core. Salute to 2baba abeg |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by dopeJemi: 7:12pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Chukwudu n sons ministry lwkmd! Na company? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi(op): 6:59pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
[quote author=~vicky~]nice collection[/quote]c as body dey sweet me as I c ur comment
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi(op): 4:39pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Lagusta: This one made me laugh..... LWKMD LWTMBfanx 4 laffin |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi(op): 1:31pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Na true abi na lie?
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi(op): 1:28pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs. Knowin d guy had bin starrin 4 over 5mins, d lady den asked "wat r u lookin at" D man replied "Jesus Christ hu died on d cross of calvary) 4rm nowhere Akpos shouted 2 d lady " aunty no mind dis man oh, na d 2 thieves wey dey beside d cross e dey look |
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