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[quote author=bunmioguns] mah guy

Lil jonny n lil suzy just finished writing their exams

Jonny: it waz 2 difficult, I submitted a blank sheet cuz I didn't knw d ansaz

Suzy: I also submitted a blank sheet

Jonny: buh d teacher wud fink we copied each oda

He said: what do u call a woman hu knwz where her husband is everynite?

She repled: a widow

Pastor: u nid 2 join d army of d L ord

Jonny:I'm already in d army of d Lord

Pastor: hau come I see u only at xmas n easter

Jonny: I'm in d secret service :oPastor: u nid 2 join d army of d L ord

Jonny:I'm already in d army of d Lord

Pastor: hau come I see u only at xmas n easter

Jonny: I'm in d secret service

A chicken crossed d road n met james bond

'Wats ur name?' Asked d chicken

'Bond, james Bond' wats urs?

Ken, chic Ken'

;DLwkmd4h. Nice

Ode,its "waka waka don get belle" n d ansa z d prosti.tute z pregnant

Y r d mods replacin d.ope wiv drugz na, wen u done bro, pls pass me d link

I really dnt fink anytin shud be added, d song z made already, I lyk d style n d beat, plz wen u r done wiv d song, I wud wanna av it in mah fone

Mehn! I swear, d song z so dope, I luv it, tell me wat d song z all abt, I myt help, I'm also an upcumin artist, I sing n rap

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larride: No hard feelings bro, make una no just derail my thread. Bu seriously resting in peace on her hospital bed isn't correct, there's a difference between "I'm resting on my hospital bed" to "I'm resting in peace on my hospital bed" but all the same, we are here to catch fun, let's just laugh it off. One love

respect 2 u man, I fink I'm done wiv him, I dnt diss people lyk him 4 mur dan 24hrz, oneLove

odizzy: @dopejemi, a fool who do not know, and does not know that he do not know, and do not want to know, is a fool 4 ever. Pls go bk to primary 1

u knw wen u argue wiv a fo.ol n a madman, its hard 2 tell d difference btwin u n d fo.ol. Dats d sayin, inorder 4 me nt 2 be mistaken 4 a fo.ol n a madman, its better I stop arguin wiv u. So luk 4 a big di-ck n suck n die. Man-eater

Larride, pardon my manners buh imma turn dis thread 2 sumfin else, cuz I hate wen fo.ols dy mis-yarn just 2 get noticed, if u want recognition, simply go naked, den enter street, piglet lyk u. N dopejemi z awta here

odizzy: ode, the livin can only hv a peaceful rest mumu. R.I.P dude

c dis uncivilized bast.ard, hu gave u d odersity 2 quote Me, r u crazily stupeed? Idiota lyk u, u beta park well b4 I pull off ur kpata. We tawkin english here, u tawkin nonsense, agric fowl

U can say rest in peace z mostly used 4 dead people, nt dat d livin cnt use it, so u trynna tell me nau dat d livin cnt rest again in peace wivawt odaz finkin odawize, wah bouh eatin in peace,workin in peace,sleepin in peace etc y z rest different

Wat z rest in peace, kick d bucket means sumfin in literature, nau wah doez rest in peace mean, I can sleep in peace, doez it mean I'm dead? Nau wen a mother haz bin workin all day, n she gets home n der waz nobody at home n she decides 2 rest, wiv nobody around 2 disturb, z she nt restin in peace? Doez it nau mean dah shez dead. Let's stop bein ignorant

Nau dis z wah I call a joke, nice1 op

Omg! I had no idea dis thread belonged 2 larride, sowie man, dnt mind d last statement abt d thread creator, I had no idea u owned d thread, waz actually referrin 2 d peeps dat commented negative ly, no hard feelings

Wtf, n hu said rest in peace can only be used 4 d dead U guyz r takin rest in peace 2 be a phrase 4 d dead, nau let's go bk 2 english language, wat z rest n wat z peace? I leave dat 2 d ignoramus 2 ansa, shez simply resting peacefully, y r u guyz so ignorant of wah she really meant, nau u created a thread abt dis dahz nowhere close 2 a joke or a blunder, criously! Wat z wrong wiv people

Wat z wrong wiv people

C d way dy r responding stewpidly 2 d stolen joke its a pity, kheeds, "walks awt of d thread n shakin his head"

ayomidis: i dnt tink i wrote my name under it as the authour but i was so amused wen i saw it and decided to share it so bros go park well >>>><

u shud knw nairaland z nt a place were u can just post tins, esp in d jokes section, u knw hw hostile d people r in jokes sectIon, u lucky sum of dem r nt viewin dis if nt na u dem 4 kip busy

@ op, 4 ur mind nw, na u create dis insult nw abi wat z wrong wiv people Mtcheww! U can do beta dan dis,der r plenty of picturez were u can copy tins 4rm dat people av nt cin

FACT:d twins r arrogant kids

Psquare haz tarnished deir image, wah dy did waz childish, cuz dy r celebrities doesn't mean dy r deprived 4rm actin stuppidly, let's all watch, mayd will nw av more fans dan b4, n people wud want 2 listen 2 mayd's songz more dan psquare's songz, psquare said in an interview dat dy didn't sack him, dat dy let him go, so y did dy remove his video 4rm youtube, Dats completely childis n no hediot or shediot shud quote me if wah u gonna say z different 4rm wat I just said, kip ur dry opinion 2 urself

C dat hediot, go listen 2 wizkid n kardinal offishal, he z a foreign artiste rollin with d same akon psquare sang with, wen u r as talented as mayd, people will luj 4 u

Hediots hatin on mayd, fact: mayd z more talented dan d 2 knucklehead twins, alwaiz singin 1 style of music, nau dy copyin timaya, wtf z alingo luk stuppid haters of mayd, it waz show dem camp dat brought mayd out at first. Psquare shud die with deir love songz n let d swit voice of mayd shine

Sumfin caught mah attention, davido sayin he z beta dan everyone ;Dlwkmd, d full hkn crew doesn't av an epitom of talent, laffin in vanacular, small sheedren

U c urself, jayz wey b king, u no put e name

[quote author=Iyo-aye]wetin d'banj do?bad belle.song u no sabi sing,bad belle.[/quote]mumu, na d.banj kan sabi sing, park well joor b4 I pull off ur kpata