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Ijaya123:
The councel to this guy must be daft or hungry.

pls can u tell us how?

shaddi:
GEJ my HERO
Fayose my Role model

I love this man anytime any day, I pray he finds it in his heart to forgive me for giving APC my vote .... I was blind but now I see.... Am sorry Sir




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your sins are forgiven. Go n sin no more

PRYCE:
Toh muna jira!

meaning what dear?

This man must be a clown to think the whole world is stupid to believe him >:

Score this

Hello people , Let's creat a galary of real life Funny picture. The relevance are simple. NO editting, no photoshoping just snp and uploads. Let see the funiest. Please view, score the post over 10 and post urs. Lets begin.

Mtsheeews!!


But When is airforce 1 becoming kuli kuli ambassador??

Foolish mofo!

Who else thinks this lady' shape is overrated

Pidggin:
Their relationship has been bedeviled by several cases of infidelity from 2face yet this lady still remained with him because of fame. 2face is still cheating on her yet she's still suffering and smiling all for fame and now money, wish them a happy marriage

Just shut up if u don't know what to say!! She has been with him even before he became famous! So what are you talking about

Bigmillz:
So am to understand that Saraki is bigger than the laws of the Country? This man is telling a federal court and a federal judge when he will come to court. In America if Obama is anyway drag to court he will definitely make an appearance that day the court is to sit. Here in naija the politicians are bigger than the laws. Well why wouldn't they behave like this when they are richer than the country. Is Saraki not worth over 6 billion dollars of stolen money?

And your Buhari is worth only #30 million! Do you see your hypocrisy

ykblazzers:
This issue wouldnt have gotten to this level of disgrace had he been Mr Saraki appeared before the court on Friday.Shamefully, he will be arrested to face the Tribunal by force tomorrow.Am happy because this will lay a good precedence.Politicians feel they can always gather many Lawyers with Money looted to fight/stop Court process.

You are just bieng delusional!! Saraki will not be arrested before he will appear and such appearance is just to fullfil all righteousness! Nothing will come out of this matter! Quote me any day!

Ilekeh:
I'm finding it hard to diagnose your problem, it's between mental retardation and ignorance and just plain laziness.

Why are you being dumb Can't you see the handwriting clearly on the wall Saraki is just being hunted by some folks who think they own Nigeria! U beta open ur eyes

olaniyanibukun0:
We were not made to function as robots


We were given the privilege to make choices



Choices make us or mar us

Why give us the priviledge to make choices when you(as a God) knows the choices we are going to make at the end(as an all knowing God)? And also punish us for making that choice you already know we are going to make

raayah:
Recycled story.

God will punish you for lying!

Lying? How?

A friend of mine (who is also my girlfriend's brother)has been owing me the sum of #5000 for the past three months and each time I approach him for the money, he will complain that he hasn't been paid and that he has been having very difficult time to even feed. Iam just a student but this my friend works with the school authority and earns over #60,000 per month. I really need the money because I've been feeding from hand to mouth due to financial constraint here in school.
On sunday, I sat close to the choir during service and when it was offering time, my friend unconciously handed me his tithe envelop to help him cast it into the offering basket since he will be playing the drumset when the offering basket wil be going round. The envelop was thick and slightly open. Out of curiosity, I checked and saw #6000 inside it. I was angry and decided to remove my #5000 out of it and droped the remaining #1000 inside the offering basket for him.
But some persons have been saying God will purnish me for doing that.
What do you all think?? Should I feel guilty?

raayah:
Fake.

But anyway, lets forget that.

What you did is stealing. Its unfortunate that your friend is not paying you back.

God will forgive because God always forgives.

Fake?
How do u mean?

A friend of mine has been owing me the sum of #5000 for the past three months and each time I approach him for the money, he will complain that he hasn't been paid and that he has been having very difficult time to even feed. Iam just a student but this my friend works with the school authority and earns over #60,000 per month. I really need the money because I've been feeding from hand to mouth due to financial constraint here in school.
On sunday, I sat close to the choir during service and when it was offering time, my friend unconciously handed me his tithe envelop to help him cast it into the offering basket since he will be playing the drumset when the offering basket wil be going round. The envelop was thick and slightly open. Out of curiosity, I checked and saw #6000 inside it. I was angry and decided to remove my #5000 out of it and droped the remaining #1000 inside the offering basket for him.
But some persons have been saying God will purnish me for doing that.
What do you all think??

Don't forget to paste the funny ones u have here. Thnks

These Guys are killing me

This one dey make my laugh dey laugh

No bi small thing

Wowo

This na person head, na wa

Just think about this

misspicy:
U deseve it

How

My girlfriend wants a break up because I refused to visit her when she had chicken pox. I have been trying to talk to her but to no avail. She thinks I don't love her enough. What should I do to have her back cuz I'm going crazy and this might affect my exams.

iamtomi:
lol...nd u called her a pig

Yes o! Dat bae is a DIRTY Pig

prettythicksme:
She is jealous,no mind her!**ode op**

Yea I'm making my bed now . Hope y'all ready?

ATMC:
You are a goat!

Why? Because I'm off to bed or because you are jealous that prettythicksme is coming with me?