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Romance › Re: Awkward Moments With The Opposite Sex by Dotwillis1(op): 2:15pm On Nov 29, 2014
adepiero:
That awkward moment when you take a girl out and you ask if she cares for shawama and she says "I don't like that fish" gimme catfish or crocker instead. undecided
grin
Romance › Re: Awkward Moments With The Opposite Sex by Dotwillis1(op): 2:08pm On Nov 29, 2014
Mprex:
That awkward moment when...lipsrsealed
? ? ? ? ?
Romance › Re: Awkward Moments With The Opposite Sex by Dotwillis1(op): 1:48pm On Nov 29, 2014
Dotwillis1:
grin grin
Lordabas:

when she screamed at me "wrong hole fool" grin
now this is awkward
Romance › Re: Awkward Moments With The Opposite Sex by Dotwillis1(op): 1:42pm On Nov 29, 2014
Romance › Re: Awkward Moments With The Opposite Sex by Dotwillis1(op): 1:33pm On Nov 29, 2014
iceberylin:
That awkward moment when you take her to a Cinema and she yells Abeg make una press pause shocked
buahahaha *falls off chair*
Romance › Awkward Moments With The Opposite Sex by Dotwillis1(op): 1:24pm On Nov 29, 2014
i jst feel this r some things that happens and you get really awkward with. Some are from experience tho!

'that awkward moment wen a gurl accidentally touches yur d*ck and u pretend lik it didnt happen
that awkward moment wen a girl reply ur compliments wit 'k' (this sucks)

awkward moment when u alighted from a bus with the girl u'v just exchanged numbers with, then u realize she has a 'k leg
(WTF!)

that awkward moment wen u'v just toasted a girl on phone, then later u start remeberin what u ought to have said

that awkward moment wen ur eyes met with that girl u have a crush with, jst the moment u were picking your nose

that awkward moment wen someone says you v food wedges in between ur teeth

that awkward moment wen u go for a hug but she go for a handshake

that awkward moments wen u dey snap pix wit a lady and u noticed ur 'tin' dey rise

that awkward moment wen u always noticing that same guy hanging around ur crush

awkward moment wen u posted a nice picture on FB and no single 'like'

that awkard moment wen u v been expectin a message from her, then ur phone finaly beeps; sms from 5031 (those stupid mtn ppl en..)

that awkward moment wen you both say how are u? At the same time and respond 'fine' at same time (this normaly happens)

that awkward moment wen u accidentally touches a lady's butt nd u don't no if u should say sorry

awkward moment wen u v bn planning and rehearsing on wat to say and u end up sayin something different (common)

that awkward moment wen a girl come to u for explanation on a particular topic in school, something u don't even know

awkward moment wen u send ur 'hi' to ha on watsapp but no response and she's frequent online

that awkward moment wen u tell a very funny joke (u think it is), and no one laughs

ever experienced any of this?
Add yours!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dotwillis1(m): 9:47am On Nov 29, 2014
henzekido:
Means wat
i mean Yes
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dotwillis1(m): 12:11am On Nov 29, 2014
henzekido:
Can we battle ?
affirmative!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dotwillis1(m): 10:42pm On Nov 28, 2014
..jst strtd bn active here, ,feel lyk takin up a battle wif sme1
Jokes Etc › Re: 19 Funny Things That Happen In A Taxi. by Dotwillis1(m): 9:46pm On Nov 28, 2014
Some, within 2mins they r dozin alrdy ;danglin thier head sideways as if its bn hoisted.. Nd u r lik tryin to dodge xo they dnt hit u
Romance › Re: I Pray U Marry The Last Person U Kissed Recently. Amen? Or God 4bid? by Dotwillis1(m): 9:35pm On Nov 28, 2014
Kiss' How do dey do it?
Romance › Re: Time To Chose Your Man Ladies!!!! by Dotwillis1(m): 9:33pm On Nov 28, 2014
Buahahahaha! .. *falls off chair* ..hell of a hook up
Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dotwillis1(m): 8:53pm On Nov 27, 2014
tosyne2much:
My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her

** Fwd **

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)

at dah instance, u shud v pickd a stone nd hit ha hea
Music/Radio › Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by Dotwillis1(m): 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2014
brownsugalin:
Some Nigeria upcoming artist got talents but they lack management.
money too
Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dotwillis1(m): 8:38pm On Nov 26, 2014
pinkiepetite:
haba! lik say u no dey fart
grin ..u no its unusual na.. I dnt blame ha anyway its involuntary.. Buh, choi i almst purked..d smel is unbearable
Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Dotwillis1(m): 7:09pm On Nov 26, 2014
..we v bn getin along wit each other...nd one of 'em daes while walkin down d street together, she made a loud fart, it ws xo loud dat i cudnt pretnd i didnt hear it, she ws shockd...d tin forcd itsef out ni... I didnt no wat to say i jst lukd arnd nd said ''na wa o, dis animals sha, neva knew goats cud fart''
Romance › Re: How To Make A Girl Chase U by Dotwillis1(m): 5:06pm On Nov 26, 2014
ericessien24:
I didn't read all your incantations, all I know is that HAVE GOOD House,exotic CARs ,wear expensive clothes,have a good source of income and SMELL money . OR u are CUTEE
thats jst it!
Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Dotwillis1(m): 4:45pm On Nov 26, 2014
Wia d lover gurl sef..she no even talk again
Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Dotwillis1(m): 4:32pm On Nov 26, 2014
zadok60:
grin grin
One Chance..
You'll soon ask nairalanders "how do i brk up with tosyne2much?"



#eating 404 meat and chilled palm wine.. smiley
who wanna join me?
lolz , r u a seer? Leave her o jare
Education › Re: 6 Tough But Underated Course To Study by Dotwillis1(m): 1:38pm On Nov 26, 2014
Underrated or nt, try nd make d best out of anytin u find ur$ef doin
Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Dotwillis1(m): 1:28pm On Nov 26, 2014
tosyne2much:
Y not ? Can you receive PM ?
choi, see opend 'luv hook up'
Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Dotwillis1(m): 1:01pm On Nov 26, 2014
pretim:
I don't know hw to tell him because d society doesn't encourage dat
then keep mute
Romance › Re: Do U Tink I'm Stil A Virgin? by Dotwillis1(m): 12:36pm On Nov 26, 2014
Why dnt u ask questns abt ur bn unclad frm the boy
Romance › Re: Is This The New Trend Girls Use Or What by Dotwillis1(m): 11:04am On Nov 26, 2014
ronald4lif:
How did you come to the conclusion she was lying? Isn't it possible she lost her belongings and was truly stranded. The level of distrust amongst us nigerians is very disturbing, some cases should be given a benefit of doubt methink. Perhaps she mentioned sex as a bait coz that was her only option to be able to get any guy to help her as its a common knowledge that men will always want to trade financial favour for sex. Your assertion could be true but I think the conclusion was derived without a balanced view.
uhm i gathered u read philosophy in school
Music/Radio › Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by Dotwillis1(m): 10:23am On Nov 26, 2014
Trying times aint time to stop trying... Rembr Great things started small! ...one of the ways to suces is to believe in yourself, believe u cn do it.., be positive minded and keep moving on!

Download this inspiratnal mp3 tune by Dot Willis . Titled: Addicted to Success >> http://9jabeats.com/Dot_Willis/music.php

twitter: @Dotwillys
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Say This To Your Babe by Dotwillis1(m): 8:16am On Nov 26, 2014
He forced 'HIS way' inside ... sad
Romance › Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Dotwillis1(m): 8:09am On Nov 26, 2014
Bros, u cn lie oo
Romance › Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Dotwillis1(m): 8:06am On Nov 26, 2014
LEvuls:
And truth they say is very bitter huh
nd sucks!

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