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Elcemento:
You get am. Ponmo sef must dey na.You know the ponmo i'm talking about.

#CEMENT!!!

lolz. enlighten me, cos the only ponmo i 'sabi' is the one sold in market

Elcemento:
She must get meat for body o.

#CEMENT!!!

no be only meat, na ponmo

I think i love Slim girls more. They look sexy and hot in appearance with their body shapes well highlighted ..especially the 'SlimShady' baes. And there's this winsome attitude i see in them.


Which do you prefer and why?

giftforlife9:
u mean i should leave her

replace her!

obontami:
WHO IS THIS LEARNER RAPPER??

C'MON KID GO PUT ON UR DIAPER

U ARE NOTHING BUT A SLOWPOKE BOY

U THE WEAKEST RAPPER ON THIS THREAD U NOT EVEN A MATCH FOR ME BOY

TAKE THIS 10 NAIRA GO AND BUY BISCUIT
IM NOT MATE UR U CAN ASK D LAST KID..GET IT??

this aint a mosque nigga, xo we don't 'allow'wack'bars (allahwakubar)

18. Sorry, I don' t v much airtime to call back

kristina1:
I cant access my mail.

oh, thats owk

My stolen rib

kristina1:
Her family and friends.

when last did u checked your mail?

giftforlife9:
i wish e dey easy as u talk am, i for just leave am

giftforlife9:
so u think i just open this thread because i have nothing to do?

hey nigga, u need not clamour. A girl asking u for 40k just for hair making nd nt sometin of a befitting purpose isnt someone u shud still hold on to.

Whenever you feel 'not interested' anymore just keep calm for some while. Somehow, somehow along the line, d other partner might wana pull out too.. Xo it wil just be a welcome something..

ireneony:
short guys are no, no for me.
i love talls guys because they are the best in the world. short guys next when you are coming into the world, pls pray to be tall.

to all the tall guys in the house i hail una.
short guys cannot love a woman the way tall guys love and respect a woman

dumb'est post i ever come across on NL ..... How old is this girl

I can do anyting for a meal of Pounded Yam wit vegetable nd egunsi soup or Isapa

Daninya1:
From the numerous post i have seen on Nairaland,the ladies are going gaga for guys with pink lips...
The turbo-hotties now want guys that are dark,tall,handsome and rich(Pink lips included)..
Guys,i will be sharing with you tips on how to get your lips Pink..soon enough,you will be known as Pinky..
Lets go there..
Step 1-before hitting the covers at night,scrup your lips vigorously with Lime(not lemon)..allow the juice to dry on your lips till day break..
Step 2-get a bowl with hot water and apply a little salt...soak a towel in the bowl and scrub at your lips...
Step3-after that,apply honey on your lips..that should be your lip gloss..
Remarkable results is seen after 3 weeks...
If you not the patient type,don't bother to try it out..
Thank me later..Cheers...

so after all this 'Mestigrating' stress, the pink will reveal and ladies will be running after u like fowls? *smh

sosalekins:
1. They are very humble
2. They are not promiscuous
3. They will never cheat on you because they can't afford it
4. They are very romantic and nice
5. They forgive easily
6. They are very good listeners
7. You'll be the apple of his eye
8. He'll respect and adore you
9. Their condition isn't permanent and you have an appurtunity to enjoy success after the down times
10. You'll have a soothing rest of mind knowing you're the only one he is thinking about.

More like top 10 reasons why you should date me

More like top 10 reasons why you should date me

Nd stay Friends wit benefits, u mean?

*thinking*

U cnt judge if someone is 'perfect' ...just ur impressions, nd may be wrong

Rikidony:
Damm this is just like a trend now ourdays many girls are fond of doing this, now ma guys now chill out every morning In search of the biggest boobsy every morning,

So girls why this trend

Matured comment pls

hey nigga, its nt a latest trend, it has always bn... Females dnt go to bed wit thr bra on.. Nd wt do u gain staring at diffrnt boobs every mawni? Raises ur cock?

A long tym friend she luv to talk with

That Awkward moment when u v to excuse ursef from ur parents cause u wanna call ha

...now we v bn enjoyin the gud time, then suddenly ma stomach disrupted the whole thing with a growling remark and i started having a kind of bad feeling i will describe as a 'shit' ache. I kept blowin out air as if that wud relief the ache.. I finaly told ha i wu like to use the toilet, its xo awkward

5, 6, nd 8 ..got me realy laughing out loud

kristina1:
Awww......am glad u r smilin now.

*in Celine dion's voice* Thank Youuu

kristina1:
Yeah....we thank God.

u no wat? ...ur signature 'd just changed ma mood ..bn upset lately

kristina1:
Seconded.....how u doing?

im fine fine !, nd ah hpe u doin great?

None!

FACEBUK. *Guy changes his p. picture* 2days ago, 6likes

*Girl changes her p.picture* just now, 30 likes

chamboy:
Nawa for u Op, U can't open a thread for what to get ur family is some girl... Abeg Iranu

hello pant! .... Do I beg u to read? ......

BobNeli:
Oluwa Jesu! Some dude dey reason ooo. Abeg, thanks for the rhema. I nearly bleeped up. I mean like, one big King James Version.

na so