₦airaland Forum

otipoju:
Unfortunately English is a crazy language.

Fmartin:
abi ooo. You want to justify the sayin, the road to a man's heart is throw the stomach'

Stellamariss:
quote author=Akjr post=47756025]buh u do d K leg stuff... And the chukwu mouth shape in pics right... [/quote Is not ur business, how ever I want I will pose,it got nothing to do with u.so get over it

GoneKayLoner:
9ja girls lack conversational skill
The average 9ja girl can't head or even keep good conversation. Unlike their counterpart outside, 9ja babes are not Partners, they are Dependants.

Conversations ought to be like:

Hello
Hi
I'm Jake. nice to meet you
Nice to meet you too. I'm Jaden. Where are you from?
Cool. Berkshire, Dub. You?
Los Ang. Cali.
Used to have a friend in Cali. not Los Ang. though. She since moved to Canada
Hm.. Your girlfriend?
Nah. We met in african on a Summer vac.
What do you do?
Home all day. Boring. Lost my job
Aw. that's terrible
Yeah, I know. But I"ll have a friend over soon and we plan to go....
(Conversation con't and becomes more interesting)
.....etc

Conversation with 9ja girls be like:

Hello
Hi
I'm Jake. nice to meet you.
kk
What's your name?
Amanda
Cool. how is your day going?
Fn
Where are you from?
Lag. you?
Interesting. I was in Lag. last week. It was my first time in Lag. . From PH
k
The traffic is no where like other place. how do you guys cope?lol
haha abi
hope to talk to you later Amanda, got to go now.
kk

heheheh you so right man

PeachyP:
I want to comment

no one is holding you

TrapQueen77:
Aww my bad....





I mean "how was urz, baby? "

TrapQueen77:
it's 5.12PM here... My feet wasn't soaked in dreamland yet... Was long day today for me.


How was ur baby?

oh yeah..

Baby? I v gat none

how was your trip to the dreamland?

TrapQueen77:
Alooooha

TrapQueen77:
Biitch Betta Have My Money

*waves to her from distance* hi

sexychocho:
I dnt count meaning to tinz sumtyms

Might be unserious tu you

Very inquisitive sumtyms

Very Funny
Fun to be with
Dooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

heheheh...
I said bad habits na

dairykidd:
wet head wha has any of this got to do wit impressing ladies i cant see? U see say u be uzwor?

dairykidd:
@ Dotwillis1 n d likes of him forming English masters complaining about d use of internet slangs because they prolly hv slow brains..stop ranting abt its use when even u r guilty of it. Its a fvckn slang n if u dnt undrstand just ask,dats y we communicate plus this isnt like u r typing a formal letter/ writing a proposal to an organizatiön why be uptight abt it? After ur breif intro op used d word "Tho" instead of "though" n d 2nd point u used "bf" instead of boy friend, lets cut it ther. So u see we all do it n i just hate when sm guys blaming it on females or d fact that they dnt knw much. Matter of fact i do blv most of y'all dat cant comprehend internet slang or r irritated by its use r kind of moronic! Its d internet dude n its 2016... Try using google to catch up if u can joor,as if English isnt allowed to evolve! I shld hv made dis a new topic...fv.ck it!

who is this chump barking at? ....you think you have impressed the ladies with this trumpery

...No one is talking about slang here. Dry head!

sexychocho:
Sincerely am not guilty of dis

Only dat I abbreviate but not like those u listed

For real, I think am gud to go

tell us your bad habits

damseyl:
Hehehe I'm so guilty of Num 4 and 5 ooo

This should be on fp na bros lalasticlala