₦airaland Forum

.. some still strugle with food preparation

to boil water for gaari iz a problem, nt to talk of pounding yam!

When m nt drunk

..Dhatz the dumb'est tin for a guy to do in public

Lamispaco:
washere we dey same groove,kaka nla,awon eyan Kim K awon eyan Amber

na xo , Kaka nla lo sure ju

Hero10001:
Boobs ke? I dey madt?! Furo nla to circular and curved like parabola lo le se o..
#TeamBigBootys

ose jare, ise e daa!1 bottle of Orijjin for yhu!

I don't care about booobs..

... TeamBigButts!

prettythicksme:
I love checking his phone but he dont check mine#why?

because itz ur phne and not his...

why do you love checking his phne?

zick19:
I believe there are only 3 reasons why a guy won't let his babe touch his phone which are:
1 Not to let you see his chat with other babes.

2 His naughty chat with his guys.

3 collection of mojos on his phone.

Datz all

lolzz @mojos

Well well.... I agree with 1&2

diddydiva:
for Chris take he is a boyfriend not a husband
why would any reasonable lady search through her boyfriend's phone.


invasion of privacy

I don't check yours you don't check mine Simple!!!

.... Buh u no most gurls lik checking tru their guys phne to no if thr is any hidden skeleton

chimerase2:
Morale?

Idk

Blackett:
Only a fool doesn't know these. . . Waste of space.

k

Seeing how our phones have become virtual
extensions of our lives, it is no wonder that some men guard them more fiercely than ever. However, you would think that once you are in a relationship, those walls can be torn down. No ma! Not that he is cheating on you, either. If you cannot fathom why
your boyfriend will not let your near his phone, (for those whose Bfs do such)
Here are some reasons why;

Private details not shareable

Bank account details, important passwords etc– there are many a thing that he might have on his phone that he does not want anyone looking into – no offence. Not necessarily you, but maybe you are just not ‘there’ in your relationship yet. Think about it.



Feeling Monitored

Although he might not have anything on his phone that he does not want to show you, his reason for not doing so might stem more from feelings of being
monitored and trust issues than actual stuff. The line between trust and mistrust is not that thin, but you are pushing it if you keep asking him for password. Believe it or not, even guys need their private space. he will get riled up, and you will look like a pushy girl.

Aura of mystery

This does not apply to all guys – but there are many out there who would rather have you second-guessing yourself rather than knowing his inside out, especially if you have not been dating for very
L ong. They know it very well that when you always want the things that you cannot have – and they’ll make sure that their phone is one of those things.

Friends Talks

How would you like if he was eavesdropping on you talking about guys stuff with your friends? Turn the tables and that is exactly how he would feel if you opened up his BBM or Whatsapp group chat with his friends. From talks about ladies to business - that is
a sacred male territory, and he does not want you anywhere near it.

Innocent chats

Most guys usually don’t like their girls going through their phone is because they realize just how unreasonably possessive they can get over the littlest
things. Just to save each other a needless squabble on ‘who’s this girl?’ just because a former colleague got in touch with him, some boyfriends will keep their
phones guarded. How innocent those chats are – you be the judge.

Media

Being cute and goofy on photos is one thing, looking like the devil’s spawn is another. Everybody has photos of themselves and some private photos on their phones that they would not want to show it to the world – least of all, their partners – but they just have not got around to deleting them yet. he probably values you too much to put you through that – and might just be doing you a favor!

Hacking

Either he has had a bad experience in the past, or some deep-seated trust issues – but there are some guys out there who might actually have fears of their Girlfriends hacking their phones. We are not saying you are capable of something so despicable

Keeping in touch with someone you hate

If you have a lot of common friends, chances are that you will also have people in your lives who you might not be great buddies with – but he thinks they are totally cool. To save you some grief and once again, to avoid unnecessary drama – he just might
keep things on the down-low.


Guys You are free to add more reasons

Witchcraft iz cul

richommie:
bachelor life!!!

I bet all in u is insane/ . . .cos the nerd feelin is disdain/
. we placed "ladder on cheese boards" still u cnt step up to the game!!!/

yhu r rich in wackness dude/even ya hommie knw dhatz true/
Ah wu cut off ya both legs biatch!/xo it wil b apparent u aint feet (fit) to stand me

prettydiva89:
you are right oo. How can i sit down with this when i get something to do. Fall in love ko fall in hate ni

lol, dnt mind the op jare

richommie:
I bring frustration now/ . . . .to stop nation rants!/
. . .u not useful to us. . .we only apply "dot" . . .when using punctuation mark!/

now I will apply 'dot'..wen dealin wit yhu/nd u will come to a full stop...wen I finish wit yhu/buh first I will beat u to a coma/,then end ur life,lik itz normal

mirexxx:
twas calm urz?

twaz owk..

Yhu din noticed when I came adjusting ur blanket ryt?

mirexxx:

how wz ur nyt?

mirexxx:
i just read it and i didn't fall in love
what's d problem @Op ??
not sure if dotwillis1 will like it either

more like 35 questions to bore away someone with

mirexxx:
fixed

how do yhu do dear?

Tz nt the gift dhat matters... Buh the hrt dhat gvs it..

*wait o, dhats a female local Dorrrlg,,

genriv:
Hey james...on that lane? yea he is insane.
set the dot,pull the trigger,at will.
its dotwill, dunghill.
wanted to hit the b!tch fast and leave.
with punches hard and brief.
intentionally made this sh!!t long.
no this ain't no song
of cause u hot footing in hurry
they is a lorry coming fast you sorry
ain't my fault you read slow end of story
the sight, makes me puke like my lines make you puke
except, by my lines you ment my d!ke pounding
at your tonsils
got to pay for that shot fille

hahaha *falls inside gutter*/ yhu r one hell of a rapper/or yhu r dense nd dumb rather
WTF did u jst wrote dwn?/ for dhiz, u shud b servin a life ban/

genriv:
I love to help like the missionaries
if I could I would pass u a dictionary
cause u ain't clever
to fetch meaning of this simple vocabularies

I gt bored while readin ya linez before/buh nw I almost puked wit disgust/anyway I gues u gt just 9 sense/dahz y yhu v bn spittin Non'sense

Amybijou:
Yea, he just confirmed he is a product of a sex worker who achieved notHing and has placed him in this situation he is and will never get out.
N0ow i understand the environment he grew up in.
I CURSE HIM TODAY for the comment. HE WILL NEVER FIND THAT HAPPINESS HE SEEKS. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH HIM.
BYE BABY GURL!!!

searching4love:
It will never be well with you, your potential husband, the fruit of your womb, your family and generation unborn. You will sure die during child birth for cursing me so loud. You are a bastard daughter of a mannerless mother. Biatch

oh 7 heavens!! *runs outta thread*

Is dhiz what yhu termed 'treating yur wife like a princess' ?

Hell of a dream! *smh

diddydiva:
yes!!!

that stupid ant bit me when I was about to kiss my crush


I killed the ant beyond recognition

... The ant disrupted the dream yhu avin 'bout yur crush

diddydiva:
okay.

the trip was fine but short because an ant bite woke me up

soja ant?

LadyX:
True, the list is incomplete.
Tell us your category

ii won't ....