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Apparent

Lol..pity us na, do u even read all dix b4 pastin

*yawns

vjsmiles:
WRAPS OF WEED

yhu say wat?

== rough, old ,flat, half 'tore clothed' bed

= rusted stoves,

= afro brush nd comb, soulmate,

= handle'less buckets

= can nd bottles of alomo,oshomo,origin

dj5naira:
U are a discarded hen/ whos 'bout to get intimidated by this bighearted Ben/
You rhyme upside down like inverted n/

if yhu use diz punch in d ring/den u aint takin no medal/cos itz as light as 'fin/ d weight lik feather

biatcch

genriv:
im feeling bad today ma friends
sucide iz on ma mind an end
I heard hell is hot im scared
ya I think b!tching ma peeps
pls diss me I seek attention
make me relevant it would help

quit droppin here biatch, rap isnt yur call\ go to O4ka 's skul of rap to learn, yhu mo'fvckin troll

richommie:
lol

dis nitwit sucks/ . . .wit his silly talks/ . . .how do u aim to be d best rapper wit ur gibberish pun/
. . . candid advice!!
better quit rap . .cos u far "outta lime light" but we iii keep in "torch"!/

i'd adviced yhu quit rap too..cus u r no better/he spits gibb..pun? Urz aint wit neither\

diddydiva:
too long or too short ?

itz tooooo dark

ireneony:
I'm beginning to suspect all these mods o...
Imagine we have countless of informative topics on romance section, and they decided to push that useless to homepage, the most annoying thing is, the bipolar troll registered today

lol, realy funy

ireneony:
So this kristiana888 was actually a guy ..
Nairaland guys don suffer

lol, big time!

And his deceit topic was on the Fp

1. They avnt met nd do sex chat and he feels d urge to see her unclad

2 . The gurl iz xo useless and d guy wil wnt to use dhat opportunity to get ha nudes for impersonatn

3. The gurl keep missin d guy, prolly tells him she feels lik avin sex

4. The girl lacks moral virtue

mirexxx:
lol what's with it na??

nothing dear

mirexxx:
2,7,10,6,and 9



I love a caring guy

hmmm nice

ah wu kp dhat in mind

..dhat 9 tho.... Uhm

Sammyblake:
i get nervous and the fear of embarrassment

..owk, when approaching a gurl jst change d motive of 'yhu tryna woo her' ..fixed yur mind on 'yhu wana be frnd'

yea, let ur moves be cordial, free ur mind, make friends 1st!
..take note of diz also; if yhu r chatin up a girl yhu jst met, jst knw dhat shes also nervous nd nt only yhu buh dnt let urz tk ova yhu

Is it dhat Yhu dnt no ao to chat up a gurl or yhu get nervous ?

Wait, lemme ask mirexxx

missclassy:
From my observation about the current situation of things as regards those who are still active on this section, I propose this theory

King- Tosyne2much

Queen- Farano

Kings second wive- Mizmycoli

Kings third wife- rokiatu

Prince- Naijaboiy

Princesses- dechandel, mariaolea, diddydiva

Palace of chiefs- blackett , kingtom, enegod, lordthree , equado

Kings chief advisor- ronald4lif

Chief justice of the federation- pasqal09

Inspector general of police- ishilove


President of the organisation of peace haters, attention seekers and law breakers- Ireneony

Vice president- unibenstudent

Secretary general- mirexxx


President of peace makers association- Brito

President of association of powerful women for change- Nneka123

Chief Terrorist- seriousbabe

and yhu jst bcm a membr 3 days ago ...

Trying to be funny just to impress lik cracks dry joke in class nd it will be kind of making fun of a particular girl..

Most times, they end up bn the only one lafin to their own joke.

Lamispaco:
later you go talk sey you no be gold digger

hehehe..

damseyl:
Op Its more easier for men than women

realy, How?

onila:

yhur guy asked for unclad pix?

.

zick19:
spacebooked!!!!!!

na space yhu cme book

Fingers

Lacomus:
Incase

[/quote]lolz, see this guy o

...Dating is doubly difficult for men than it is for women. The rules of the game have shifted in favour of the women decisively so much so that some men have completely given up on dating, and instead finding succour in video games, apps, and other things that generates money, lol. Do you agree?
Here are my reasons;


Fit Into A Stereotype

The general stereotype about guys is that they are either marriage material or mama's boy or too cool to be tamed and so on. It is demeaning to fit guys Into a stereotype because even they have distinct personalities. Rather than understanding men, women today find it easier to slot them into a stereotype and then decide whether they want to see
him again or not. No such pressures exist for women though. They can take their time to open up and dare you slot them into a category!

Increased Expectations

A man is burdened with expectations right from the beginning. He has to be brave, charming, funny,sensitive, emotional, built well, etc. Sinking under the weight of so many expectations, men who fail in some of these areas will find themselves isolated in the dating market for no other reason except that they couldn't satisfy ALL the expectations thrust upon them. Women, on the other hand, simply have to show up and let
their femininity do the talking.

Proving Commitment

A perennial bugbear with men at all stages of a relationship is the need to prove their loyalty and commitment to the woman they love. Sometimes this leads to bigger fights over the most mundane thing like not saying 'I love you' to your partner in a single day leading to the blame game. Please ladies, we don't accuse you of infidelity every chance we
have. Do return the favour to us too.

Satisfying Contradictory Societal Norms

In what kind of world would a man be manly enough to fix the broken wires in the house and yet also wake up in the morning to make breakfast for his partner to show how loving he is. He must be a
gentleman at all times yet he must know how to rock his woman's life in the bed. When he fights in public It's an issue but when he doesn't do anything, he's a
wimp. Seriously women, what kind of men do we have to be to have you in our lives?

Unrealistic Chivalry

With the rise of feminism and disposable income among the fairer sex, one would have thought that chivalry was on its way out. But this is another roadblock for guys. Most of us do not know how far
you want us to be chivalrous. We aren't sure if pulling the chair for you is going too far or whether not assisting in loosing your hair offends you. In an ideal world, we would know what to do but your mysteries have us tangled up in knots over how chivalrous we really need to be!


Too Much Pressure On Guys

Let's not even debate this. From having a high-paying job with great career prospects to reading a woman's mind every time and everything in between, the expectations placed on guys today is
enormous. Men need to be successful, smart, sexy, dependable and go-getters if they need a chance to score a date.



No Need To Be Understood

Women are always cribbing about not being understood. But, in fact, it is men who are taken for granted. Once in a while at least, we guys too would
like to talk freely without being judged. We want to share things but the fear of sounding like a sissy and societal pressures about stoically taking everything thrown at us 'like a man' is what bugs us

Your views?

diddydiva:
just decided to twist your brain.

so what got you attracted to my diary that you even remembered a name I once wrote there.

And you even quoted me just for me to notice u.

bae, guests dnt v acces to diaries

mirexxx:
sure! am happy
carbon dioxide ? ryt
didn't do sciences o

lol, u ryt!

mirexxx:
lol copied ggrin
tho i always knew that
how u doing ?

fyn, jst tired; v bn busy al day manufacturin C02 for plants
im sure yhu doin vry gud?

mirexxx:





topic is abt boobs
create a thread about butts

lol

i luv ya signature btw, funy nd true

mirexxx:
flat butts

? ..

mirexxx:
#TeamBigBoobs#




haterz y'll know whr u belong na

butts nko?