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Not even close because I have come to spoil your chances 😎

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Buda dey vex! gip, kcuf, akufrehtom 🤣🤣🤣

Seun, you must Free buda❣️

No make sense you talk only grammar many 🙄

When I’m sad, unwell, feeling insecure, or just looking for his trouble. 😈

Finding a snake in my house 😭

I believe other people are your mirror and you are theirs so I listen out for harsh words because 9/10 the person is projecting and 1 time they’re giving you a clear picture of you.

My ex told me to pick a struggle because I can’t be old and broke. I laughed so hard that he was shocked. I laughed because he told the truth. I was broke and I was a year older.

Words don’t bother me as long as you don’t disturb my peace. Say what you have to say and then move on. I can’t be nagged though, you only get a small window to talk your talk and then I want my peace ✌️.

They’re a very cute couple. Nigerian women find their soul mates while Nigerian men have to settle for their ancestors 😂

190theclown:
I am not suprised!

No be Naija girls again!

Nothing good can come out from those yellow eyed vultures

I choked @ yellow eyed vultures 😭😭😭

pocohantas:
I thought my taste is too high. With big stomach and ugly shoes. They are even lucky Nigerian women do sapa induced submission.

@ugly shoes 💀

The one thing most men have going for them is the ability to provide. They are NOT attractive to look at! They’re not emotionally stable, have zero empathy, no morals or integrity, extremely poor hygiene. If they want to put away their wallet there’s work to be done on what they will bring to the table. It sounds good online but what do you bring to the table if provision is taken off the table?

The male loneliness epidemic is growing by the day.

Are you dating an underage girl? 🤨

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It’s official 🎉👏🎉🎊🎊🙌🙌🙌

I have won.

My comment remained unliked for 1 week 🫠

If you start liking now then you’re a dum dum 🙄

Freaky freaky baby girl 🎶🎶🎵🎵

Step to 🎵🎶🎵

My moto in all communication is: two people cannot be angry at the same time. This isn’t dependent on gender identity but on the level of respect I feel we have for each other. I find that this treatment is extended to me as well when I am upset. It’s only toxic energy vampires who enjoy shouting matches and I don’t associate with them.

Nope, but I believe in God who is merciful and just.

It’s been a long time, shouldn’t have left, without a dope beat to step to - step to- 🎶🎼🎵🎶

GenFunction:
She post am for validation.
I'm a bad bitch nd I dey flex.

She does look too old to be so reckless. She did that shi as an adult.

Samantha125:
Cushions would've only attracted unwanted attention, I carried a sweater instead...😅😅😅

My father visited me that same week and when he asked what was wrong, I lied and told him that I tripped and fell while I was mopping my room, I had already promised him to stay away from campus politics...😂😂😂

By cushion, I meant some fat on your bum bum 😫.

I’m sure you left politics alone after that 😂😂😂

Goodystore:
Hello house , it is possible for a woman to look exactly like the man with same shape of face but not his mother , her other son also look exactly like the man , but the woman his father elder brother second wife , but the man in question doesn't know her mother , hope something is not fishy?

Your Henglish is fishy sah, and I don’t own a fishing poll 🎣 so I can’t catch it 😰

For him to call the wedding off suggests that she didn’t give him the full picture of herself. She probably spread the “I’m a good girl” act so far that this discovery scared the guy because he didn’t know who he was marrying.

This generation is wild though why does everything need to be posted online for the whole world to see

I’m so glad we didn’t have social media when I was wyling out because baby! I would’ve gone viral every month 😫

Samantha125:
For me it was during this one campus protest in varsity, normally during our usual protests, I'd make sure to either position myself at the back, or in the middle of the crowd just so I can easily run for cover the moment the police start throwing their tear gas or firing rubber bullets at us.

That day I don't know what got to me that I positioned myself at the front, I don't know if I was high in the Economic Freedom Fighters Students Command's revolutionary songs or what, because those comrades could sing and their protests carried weight... ... One of the things that had me invested in campus politics was their revolutionary music...

The police positioned themselves and as they started firing rubber bullets and tear gas at us, we dispersed for cover and while I was still in the process of taking cover, I was shot twice, one on my thigh and the other on my butt, I felt the second one that hit my butt knocking out all my dreams and hopes of becoming a comrade, and as if that wasn't enough, a third one hit my back and it was a final nail in the coffin... Those things hurt, I spent the entire week sitting with only one butt cheek... That was my biggest mistake.

OMG! I cackled at your comment. I’m sorry for the pain. I hope you had cushions in the trunk because if not then you would feel those shots vibrating through your skeleton 😂😂😂

DMCA:
Kimo21, I want to send double0h7 a valentine gift.
I want to buy a bra for her but I don't know which size
Can u help me determine that?

I don’t wear bra so don’t worry about it. Could you please explain gala to me; what is it made from and does it have an English name

LIVINGICONREBOR:
See this one. Them dey call out animals wey get horn, snail sef come out wan join queue.🥱

Excuse me

Money is exchanged for food, shelter, utilities, transportation, clothing, health etc which all equal living. If you as an adult can’t afford those things then you are sadly useless. Your own body will give up on you. It’s not money that is sort after but the things it affords you.

LIVINGICONREBOR:
You are talking like a hardcore novice. What about "sweat"?

I guess it is dependent upon climate.

Kimo21:
I am talking of ladies that repeat bra before washing it…I hope you don’t use to do it.

A bra can be worn 2/3 times before washing it because it doesn’t touch any impurities. If you washed it every wear it would fall apart in a month or two.

I guess it’s dependent upon the climate.

EmmyMaestro:
Which means food is ready

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Set on ready so you don’t have to get ready 😝