₦airaland Forum

You better do another one for the broskis to call each other’s names because there are no women left on nairaland. This is now Incel-land. 🥳

Some people will need to burn books before they could get their glory back 🤣🤣🤣

Things have fallen apart!

Both threads were amazing but this is nairaland where brains come to switch off so you won’t get traction or engagement if it isn’t calling women names. Thank you for your efforts though 🙏

Caaz:
I read it on Facebook yesterday. My question is why is she changing morgues like that and refusing to be buried?

THATS your question

We4all:
You people claim to be Africans, but are still doubting the story. Didn't you read the part where it was stated that she was a priestess?

If you know the type of mystery surrounding traditional worship, you will never doubt such a story.

Please name your village and leave Africa out of this. I’m African and we don’t believe in stories about dead bodies roaming the country and posing for pictures.

Can we start a petition to free Mr.cor.k AI mod has a choke hold on him 😂

Who will give me back the time I wasted reading that and typing this. I could have used that time to pick my nose. 😣

Xso666:
Thanks for your contribution but it’s not my fault I find myself in this condition as I am not a lazy person also

May God make a way for you amen 🙏

Xso666:
Most times she’s on her phone watching coco melon but I still end up asking her to go outside and which is why I asked if there’s anyone experiencing this with their clingy daughters

She’s not a clingy child, she is a child. You’re basically putting her outside as in the streets per say because you live in a single room. Please up your finances before someone evil traumatises that little girl. Let her stay in the room but teach her to turn around and do whatever she’s doing while you change quickly using a sheet or towel to wrap around your waist. It’s worrisome that something so common sense baffles your brain that you came online to ask if a girl child can see you naked.

Teach her to turn around and to give you privacy while you change. A four year old understands instructions when explained correctly and firmly.

Lowering his water levels, and protecting his roots from direct sunlight has done wonders for bionic boy 🦸‍♂️. He has doubled in height (14cm)and his roots look great.

Bride: “not today satan; back to sender”

😂😂😂

akeeng:
🫩😧😮

It’s good to see that my favourite crackhead hasn’t overdosed 🥹

Would it be less painful if she tortured him without a leg chain on? 🥴

All but Dragon fruit, fig, persimmon, star fruit, and cantaloupe. I don't think I've ever seen any of these.

God with His mercy and grace then Demonslayer 👁️💗🫵

chudez0147:
Fulani . I don’t generalize though. How do you feel it what is happening in Nigeria??

I was kidding, I’m East African.

chudez0147:
Ohk. I told you am not the one. But I’ll tell him all you said.

I just checked your dp. Are you a Nigerian?? If that’s you on your dp, you’re damn beautiful

I know you said it’s for a friend but it’s just easier to say you instead of saying; “your friend”

Thank you for your kind words and I’m Fulani 😋

chudez0147:
Amen .

I forgot 😆 you can’t take an alive chicken 🐓 to his office so maybe arrange for that to be taken to his house. Once at the office, hand him his gift and inform him that you have a chicken for him and ask him how you could get that to him 😂

Nemesis0147:
What kind of write up is this?
Does this place look like 2go or your WhatsApp group chat?

To make it worse it’s a grown ass person typing like this 😒

chudez0147:
Perfectly said. Thank you so much for your attention to this matter. God bless you.

You’re very welcome, lovely 😊 and May God bless you even more.

I want to sell mine; any buyers

chudez0147:
Okay. Lastly, should he request to know his house so that he can take the gift to his house or he should take it to his office? It seems he doesn’t know where he lives.

His place of work seems easier and more convenient for the person receiving it. I’d give him a call and say I have something special to give you, when would be the best time to catch you at work? I think the present should be a surprise so don’t mention it until you hand it to him.

chudez0147:
Hello. I trust you’re doing well.
Do you think he should go with someone or he should go alone??

I think going alone is more intimate and they could have a comfortable conversation without a third party just standing there or worse trying their luck at a job for themselves 😆

Cancri:
this woman is 100× better than most peaceful Muslim on earth

Hate causes cancer! So don’t stop!

YourGFsnatcher:
I'm sorry bro. I just can't help but to have that phobia. They are just terrible people.

Wow. I thought we were friends 😔.

How could you say 2Billion people from every race, country, and creed are terrible people? You’ll need to chill out with the hate because the only terrible people are you hateful bigots. The Muslim world doesn’t start and end in North Nigeria.

akeeng:
Double0h7 can you confirm this?

Yep, me and 15 nairaland shicks were there to confirm it. I saw it and ran away 😌

LAD2CHAD:
lol , I doubt if he even knows mmm.
Like I said I dey maintain my lane and focus on important things .
Infact I do not post anything on social media.
Nothing at all
not even status update.

You are the problem hun…

Treat yourself better and people will have no choice but to conduct themselves accordingly around you. Place major boundaries to protect your peace. No!* has to come easy to you.

Some people are like animals and if they find a pool of resources then they will use it dry. They will not appreciate and in time become entitled to it.
Change this narrative you tell yourself about how you want to help others and make people feel good blah blah blah (who send you?)

The last guy who tried to save everyone was nailed to a cross so why do you think you’ll be an different?!

Look after yourself, and whatever you can spare help your immediate family and loved ones. Anyone else is not your responsibility.

This friend you gave 10k for their birthday, what did they get you for yours?

An unserious serious relationship or a serious unserious relationship? 🤔

everythingtall3:
I'm a good guy, i'm tall, working class and good fearing. I need a relationship where we can chat , talk and have intimacy regularly. We would first go on a date, any restaurant of your choice. Then We will have intimacy, I don't want one off, we could do this forever.

Send me a mail : everythingtall376@gmail.com

OMG, paco rabanne invictus! I don’t know why but if I smell that fragrance outside; I have to stop myself from following that man. I don’t care if he’s old, fat, or missing both legs; that fragrance will just draw me in 😭😭😭

You did everything wrong because if you were pricing box then you could have just come out and said that. Why would you masquerade as a helper when you’re a customer?