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enemyofprogress:
both impeccable and impreccable are correct. One is British English, while the other one is American English. I chose to use the American English which is my mother tongue.

Illiteracy is the new class divide. Some people think because they can read letters and write letters that they are literate. They don’t understand satire, nuances, sarcasm; it’s just sad.

You always crack me up with your comments.

chudez0147:
He do send him messages on every celebration period. Like Xmas

I think your friend could call the man and enquire about his new position and wish him well but your friend shouldn’t ask for anything in that conversation just wish him well.

Your friend could then ask at a later date if the man could keep an eye out for him if any jobs that match his qualifications come past his desk.

Plum-Bar 💀

chudez0147:
Read our previous conversation maybe you’d understand.

Some got a job for my friend in a government board. And this same person is the head of the board.

You remember i asked you sometime last year on what gift he should give to the man, of which you advised he get him a perfume.

Now, a new government has taken over and the man is no longer the head of board. My question is should my friend call him to encourage him and also tell him to remember him in case the government now gives him a better place to head.

I hope you understand now

Yes, I understand now. It depends on the relationship your friend has with the man. Has he been checking up on the man regularly since the last time he sent him a gift to appreciate him?

chudez0147:
Hello my friend. I trust you’re keeping well.
My friend call me yesterday to inform me that that his Boss that got him a job in has been removed by the new government.

Please he wants to call him but don’t know what to tell him.

How do he tell him to remember him in case he got a better place ?

Hey friend 👋. I’m well, thank you for asking, and yourself; how are you? 😊

I’m sorry but I don’t fully understand the question…

Someone who is comfortable sleeping and waking up in a filthy house is not gonna turn into a domestic goddess overnight. She will most definitely go back to her old behaviour and will need to be reminded often. Even then if hygiene is not important to her she will revert permanently to old habits.

If cleanliness, conscientiousness, and self awareness are deal breakers for you in a relationship then you are crazy to get with someone who doesn’t demonstrate these qualities expecting them to change! You are setting yourself up for disappointment. Please use protection and don’t have children with this woman!

Since then, I stopped trying too hard to force relationships that clearly were not genuine.

Now I focus more on protecting my peace, respecting myself, and building my own home with wisdom.

That was the problem in the beginning. People treat you how you allow them to treat you. You were performing in the beginning and they could see through your act. Once you respect yourself, mind your business and stop trying so hard to be seen as a nice person then you might earn their respect.

Allthingswork:
Be honest, you're just MAD at the man for saying it boldly in the midst of ladies, and not getting condemned by them. They were mute, cuz they knew he was saying facts.
Thank goodness he isn't uglee, but facially and bodily appeasing to the average lady, otherwise, you lots would have left the message to find something related to his looks to abuse him with, out of anger.
Hehe. It's usually the go-to resort when you can't fault fine guys for saying things that ladies don't want to hear.

He still probably has a fine chick and she may even be in that room hearing those things. That won't stop him from getting some from her , and even any other lady in that room who lacks dignity. These things happen in Nigeria, too.

Secondhand embarrassment indeed.
Say something else, jareh. Ko le work.

You assume a lot.

Damn, you left your pregnant wife in a bush in the middle of the road at night! She disappeared for 4 days and you didn’t think to call her father or the police. This is so wild that I need a nap before I advice you 🤦‍♀️

So this 70 year old man, stood up in a room full of people and said this The secondhand embarrassment I feel may put me in hospital 😳

Goodman024:
Yes, we both work. Her work doesn't involve any stress though. It's a local government job, they basically sit in the office from morning till evening.
And of course, I work. I work from 9am to 5pm, Monday to Friday.

So you work full time and she works full time and you call doing the chores at home “helping her”
You are not helping her, you are being an adult and keeping your environment clean and safe.
You need to do better. Your woman has is pregnant, working, and expected to come home and work some more. Downplaying her job doesn’t help your argument. I feel sorry for her.

Does she work?

Do you work?

There isn’t enough context to conclude on.

Can someone explain the condition the young lady has?

DemonSlayer:
Bro is very patient tho. Can't imagine being disrespected like that and still smiling. Maybe he's used to it. Asking him how old he is as if he's a child, then even laughing "how possible" madam respect yourself! Very annoying set of human beings

Definitely, he must be use to it. If he told me he was 15 years old I wouldn’t believe him. If I’m honest I still can’t believe my eyes. It’s not even his size it’s his mannerisms that are “child-like”

Tenrack:

How fah with your new year resolution? 😏

I’ve been robbed of my win 😭

bigpicture001:
Family cook 3times daily

Family boil water regularly for kids

What’s the update? Have you switched to coal or…?

SpencerForbes:
That’s someone’s hand in a pocket.

I moved my phone every which way. It took me until I found this comment.

RealityKings1:
How is bioboy doing

Hey King!

Bio boy, passed away on the 15th of March 😭

I didn’t use the liquid fertiliser correctly and his seed became infected leading to mould growing up the stem and down to the roots. I tried potting him as a last ditch effort but the mould just started growing on the soil as well. I finally had to bury him in the bin 😔

What in the testosterone overload is happening here

I don’t care, I’m calling this AI 🤖.

She looks old for 42!

kiddaz:
Lol so you wicked like this

Wicked how? I gave him wise counsel 😏

Last year it was a woman with 4 children that you were eyeing up, and now it’s a pregnant young lady. I think this is your calling so answer the phone and marry this lady, raise the child with her, then add your own to the count and live happily ever after.

If she’s a nice lady, she isn’t running the streets (anymore), and she is willing to settle down then go for it. The story she gave you is tales by moonlight btw.

BUT! you have a fertile young lady, no offence; I don’t think your SMV is high enough to be picky, so grab this one while you can, and start your own family.

Panda7:
The last girl I was dating back then, I always noticed her phone rings very often when she is with me and when she picks its one of lovers call, I didn't bother myself even as she keeps assuring me she loves me too much and can't do without me. One day I picked up a strange WhatsApp number and chatted her, when she asked how I got her contact I told her she gave it to me, she said okay. I now invited her to a big hotel she said okay she was interested, I then asked her to come with her friend as I was with another guy, she simply told me I shouldn't bother that she can handle the both of us all through.. Omoh I shocked, good girl who entertains all conversation with me except when it might moves to s*x. When it was 6pm time for the said appointment, this girl called that line like her life depended on it, I even told her the address and asked her to call me when she gets there. When she got there she called and text nonstop. Same girl whom according to her, parents won't let her stay outside for up to an hour. Since then I feared women and can only freely play with my sisters. Anything woman, young and matured, I play them like table tennis, all I play to win is her legs, if I win victory, if I can't win that one I enter olo.sho house come out and try the next one. I make 0% financial investment in women and only toy with their emotions. Only way it affects me is that I haven't been able to start a family early as I thought I would.

I’m looking for the wisdom in this. So, you met a professional and your conclusion was that you would join her and start your own business? Now you are emotionally bankrupt, have huge trust issues, and no family of your own and in your mind you are winning?

Doubleoh7:
Just see the kind of kettle you drink from , no wonder you were interested in my asset declaration form

🎼Twin! Where have you been lately 🎤🎼

Why am I laughing though?

This giving abuse. Something about this feels wrong. 😑

Beautiful. Nothing less

Embaaarrrrrrrrassing

RealityKings1:
Babe or wife? Good one man, not all investments fail, some crash

Come, let me open business for you 😏

goran3310:
Funy😏

How do you feel about the women from your country?

cr7lomo:
Nigerian girls no follow for the big leagues ...dem be 3rd division.... na y naija boys no de send dem once them go abroad.... Caucasian, especially the blondes, Latino, Koreans, Japanese, Indians, ...how u go see Mercedes, BMW, range , Ferrari, lamboghini, maserati,dodge, cadillac ,Tesla , jaguar ...u come talk say na Isuzu or suzuki u wan drive ..... or u see house for ikoyi, lekki, vi. Maitama, asokoro , ikeja ...u talk say na Mushin olosa , ikorodu, iyana ipaja, okoko , makoko u wan stay... make it make sense.... u see rice and chicken...u talk say na garri and salt u wan drink

So the womb you slept in for 9 months was this hard? No wonder you carry this level of self hate.