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PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha And His Vuvuzela Administration In Imo State by Douglasdale(m): 11:24pm On Jul 20, 2014
After all your epistle. Just 2 comments. Lmao
PoliticsRe: Onitsha River Port Abandoned! by Douglasdale(m): 12:43am On Jul 17, 2014
They are still waiting for its commisioning. Madt people. lmao
PoliticsRe: 10 Most Developed State Capitals In Nigeria. by Douglasdale(m): 12:40am On Jul 17, 2014
Blackvampire: op remove owerri from that list there is nothing there..too many bad roads..i support calabar i remember the first i set foot in calabar n uyo i thought i was in another country so clean n green wit awesome roads...nice infrastructures...asaba would have being there if not for the tribalism exhibited by the urohobos .itsekiris,n ijaws bunch of hateful beings...anioma state is the way forward
Remove owerri and replace it with your backward village shay? dokpemu
PoliticsRe: First Cargo Ships Berth At Onitsha Seaport by Douglasdale(m): 11:58pm On Jul 16, 2014
Onitsha port is as moribund as it can ever be. No right thinking business man will after discharging his goods in Lagos or Portharcourt will re load them On a barge or smaller vessel and navigate thru small rivers until it gets to osha when you could load em simply on a truck and withing hours its a warehouse anywhere in the South east. The port was just a waste of money for the FG and the sooner they realise that the better.
The only viable ports are in Lagos and Onne. All others are just for face value and I don't see any conceissonier using that port for anyother thing rather than human and local goods movt.
RomanceRe: Her Name Is Sarah, She's A Runz Babe by Douglasdale(m): 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2014
Abeg who believes this bullcrap? Op wey I know wey sabi use Klin like say tomorrow no dey.
RomanceRe: Confused Naija Babe. by Douglasdale(op): 6:02pm On Jul 16, 2014
Make una no worry. First to do no dey sweet. I dey wait una. Make una post first. Ndi ara.lmao
RomanceRe: Confused Naija Babe. by Douglasdale(op): 5:55pm On Jul 16, 2014
cheesy grin Make una remember put my mouth o.
RomanceConfused Naija Babe. by Douglasdale(op): 4:56pm On Jul 16, 2014
A typical example of a confused Naija babe.
A chick came over to my place, went out to get some stuff for breakfast only for me to find her 'sleeping' on my bed already. As a fast guy I decided to makeout with her right their and then instead of boring ourselves with food.... After about 5mins of smooching kissing and grabbing some "things" and "things"... She is still forming 'sleep' but her breathing is laboured and her n**p*lls are hard as he'll". OSHEEE!!!!.......




Next thing she stands, dresses up and says she wants to go??
I madt!!! She insists, says I am taking advantage of her, that she hates me and won't ever want to have anything to do with me anymore.... Says she will scream. I begged, pet, shout, cajole use sweetmouth... KOOoKOOOOo. SHE NO GREE.
As a gentleman with a reputation to protect and three other friends with benefits... I let her go.

Only for the murrafucker to call me the next day and say she wants me to take her out.
Is she for REAL?


Another chick tried to do the smae thing to my friend... Trust am now... He forced her and collected OtU aka'. Only for the chick to go round telling her friends that he raped her. Smearing the guys name in the process...
Only for the same b*t** to call him and ask for another romp... Which he duly obliged her.
Are these girls for realhuhhuhhuh
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 4:47pm On Jul 16, 2014
Ngokafor: Oga no vexoo!...goodluck searching for a lady who will jump into your arms as soon as you so much as look in her direction...without any effort from you.
Don't worry your head.
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 4:26pm On Jul 16, 2014
Ngokafor: @op,op,op!...how many times did i call you?..It is not normal!..

Do not listen to those hailing you here because it is actually your loss!!..
guess what?..the ladies do not even know what you are doing and could not care less either,..you are alone in your own cold world..

Except you are gay or want to keep trifling around till you are old and grey with desperation in tow...go get yourself a lady while you are still young and fresh.

Goodluck.
Madam!!! Read what I wrote and stop assuming.
I didn't say I abhor women... What I say is that I don't fancy chicks who know what they want but still play around. I prefer Ladies who know what they want and go for it. Life is to short to play games.
Ended a three year relationship last month and looking to start a new one...
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 4:18pm On Jul 16, 2014
Another example of a confused Naija babe.
A chick came over to my place, went out to get some stuff for breakfast only for me to find her 'sleeping' on my bed already. As a fast guy I decided to makeout with her right their and then instead of boring ourselves with food.... After about 5mins of smooching kissing and grabbing some "things" and "things"... She is still forming 'sleep' but her breathing is laboured and her n**p*lls are hard as he'll". OSHEEE!!!!.......




Next thing she stands, dresses up and says she wants to gohuhhuhhuhhuh??
I madt!!! She insists, says I am taking advantage of her, that she hates me and won't ever want to have anything to do with me anymore.... Says she will scream. I begged, pet, shout, cajole use sweetmouth... KOOoKOOOOo. SHE NO GREE.
As a gentleman with a reputation to protect and three other friends with benefits... I let her go.

Only for the murrafucker to call me the next day and say she wants me to take her out.
Is she for REAL?
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 3:54pm On Jul 16, 2014
zeb04: not totaly true. She might play games bt there wld stil be green light in every game.

Yeh well if I were you,I wldnt delet her number so soon.
That's the funny thing about women. They say NO even when they want it. Funny people.
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2014
zeb04: There is every possiblity she is not even intrested.

undecided I can imagine those guys deleting my number.....I don't even know if they are alive or not orishirishi.

When a lady is intrested,she wil let you know. Simple as that
That's is why I do the needful. Keeping the numbers will only make me want to call later. A lady that is. Interested won't play games...
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 1:15pm On Jul 16, 2014
Tannie: Op if you meet someone like me, u will delete my number after calling twice.
Life is too short to be bothered.
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 1:12pm On Jul 16, 2014
JesDivine: Op, re you the person on your profile? If yes, then I think I know why she's always giving you the 'am busy' excuse. #NoOffence
Babe. Plz don't even start! I never claimed to be Mr. Nigeria... I just expressed a deep concern I have with my inability to keep my interest level on any particular chick and I find it amusing that you are taking it rather personal. I never asked for personal banters and I would appreciate it if you knew the line.

PS: You could check my instagram (@dougiiiiiie) page to reassure yourself.
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 1:05pm On Jul 16, 2014
IfyAngela: Op, you are not normal
I find myself very fit and sound in mind and reasoning. I need to know why you say I am not normal?
RomanceGuys!!! Is This Normal? by Douglasdale(op): 3:41am On Jul 16, 2014
I find it rather bemusing and crazy that I can't seem to spend time wooing a particular lady for too long. I tend to lose interest in any lady that wants to play hard-to-get with me. For example I collected a fly chicks number inna bank and after calling her 2,3 times and she. Gave me those I-cant-see-you or I-am-busy excuses... I jejely deleted her number.
I am a busy person with too many things running thru my mind that I even forget to call some numbers too. I have a steady friend-with-benefit but can't seem to play that dog chase cat game. Am I the only one and is it a normal situation?
RomanceRe: It Never Occurred To Me That guys Prefered Light Skinned Chicks. by Douglasdale(m): 3:26am On Jul 16, 2014
This Your post is long o. I had to strain to read it till the end. But sincerely... I love Dark , chocolatey girls. Everybody has his preferences but that's mine.
TravelRe: Pitiable condition of Port Harcourt /Owerri road (Umuapu axis) by Douglasdale(m): 11:52pm On Jul 15, 2014
Blockus: 2 signboards.. 2 Governors... Same Political Party, Same 13% derivation, Same level or power.... SAME ROAD.

1 took responsibility and built the road.

The other said; 'its not my road to build'.

grin

Everything else is irrelevant.
Illiteracy is a very big issue with young people in Nigeria.
how did an NDDC/ Ministry of Niger Delta affairs project board turn into Rochas and Imo State Govt excuse not to construct a Trunk A roadhuh
i just hope you listen to yourself sometimes, is 13percent of 1million barrels and 13percent of 6000 barrels the same? is Imo and rivers on ths same pedestral in Oil production? ArE U LITERATEhuh

PoliticsRe: Breaking News!!! US Gov Re-admits Nigeria Back Into The Diversity Visa Lottery by Douglasdale(op): 7:30pm On Jul 14, 2014
tongue grin :PIts allowed
TravelRe: Pitiable condition of Port Harcourt /Owerri road (Umuapu axis) by Douglasdale(m): 7:25pm On Jul 14, 2014
Blockus: You don't have money to build road. How did rivers State government manage to do this then? And please what milestone do you people use to judge percentage complete Abeg wey you give that road 65% complete?
Ogbeni u no get talk abeg. Just try and Google Rivers state bugetory allocation and IGR as against IMO state own before u continue to dey yarn dust.
PoliticsBreaking News!!! US Gov Re-admits Nigeria Back Into The Diversity Visa Lottery by Douglasdale(op): 6:59pm On Jul 14, 2014
The US Government has re admitted Nigeria, China, Vietnam and Malaysia back into its yearly DV Lottery program. This directive is with immediate effect and allows Nigerians to apply for this year's program.

http://thenewyorkchronicle.com.nipsysnews.com/us-gov-re-admits-nigeria-back-into-the-diversity-visa-lottery-scheme./r/134958
TravelRe: Pitiable condition of Port Harcourt /Owerri road (Umuapu axis) by Douglasdale(m): 5:49pm On Jul 14, 2014
Blockus: Cool Gee..


[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/912134_main_glb_corp_localep-ngHOMEPHC1l0239211DocumentsNew_Folder_21083_jpg065cc7e097142c6ca1c0d99edc1d908f[/img]

If Amaechi had used the same excuse, we all would be suffering the same shiit in Rivers State.. grin




But You and Rochas have chosen to hide behind this sign board;

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/912133_main_glb_corp_localep-ngHOMEPHC1l0239211DocumentsNew_Folder_21079_jpg15cd94420f22f2517ad70ba087c76066[/img]

Goodluck to Ndi Imo State.. You deserve the Government you got. grin

Meanwhile, both signboards are at the boundary of the same road.. Whilst Rivers State Government took responsibility and built theirs to premium standards, Imo State have absolved themselves of all responsibility choosing to hide behind the signboard I posted above. grin


O!! And both state governors are supporter of APC party members, so whats with the PDP comment?! Amaechi even has it worse than Rochas.. grin
Oga!!! I am sure I have settled this matter. Whatt are u driving at? Is IMO and rivers state on the same budgetory level? Will u re award a contract the federal govt is working onhuh A contract the fededral govt is finding difficult to execute? A road that is 65% complete? Are u sure u have a grasp of what is on ground? Why has the Lagos state govt refused to dualise the Lagos Ibadan expressway? Or riverstate not done the east west road if I use your warped logic? I can't continue to waste my time on blockuses Jare.
TravelRe: Pitiable condition of Port Harcourt /Owerri road (Umuapu axis) by Douglasdale(m): 12:00pm On Jul 14, 2014
For BLOCKUS and the likes who keep calling Rochas name and the Imo state govt... You guys are simply ignorant, foolish or being mischievous.
That road is a Federal Govt road.
The project was awarded by the NDDC, Under the ministry of Niger Delta Affairs, under the Federal Government.
The Road is about 60% completed.
The contractors are out of. Site due to pauscity of funds from the FG.
The minstry of finance is looking for alternate ways of financing that project, maybe thru Sure P funding.
The project is not under the IMO state govt and. It cannot finance that project.
Ferma is monitoring the project not ORO.
The pdp didn't see the need to ask GEJ about it when he came to owerri.
Let's stop this ignorance.
SportsRe: Super Eagles - The Way Forward by Douglasdale(m): 11:43pm On Jul 02, 2014
We all know where this OP(off point) is coming from... Oliseh has started soliciting for the SE job already. We know their types.
All these broke ex players looking to have a bite at the juicy cherry.
If we want the best... We should be talking about hiring Klinsmann or even Westanhoff and not some jobless certificate carrying ex player who wants to learn on the job. Let them start from warri wolves and the likes first.
SportsRe: Super Eagles - The Way Forward by Douglasdale(m): 11:36pm On Jul 02, 2014
[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]Yeah right . Keshi became a demi-god in the SE team of the early 90's that's how he got that nickname . He was the founding father of the SE mafia[/quote]Oga can u please tell the whole world why your chairman Sunday Oliseh was not called up for the 2002 world cup in Japan and South Korea?
NYSCRe: David Mark Hosts Corp Members To Dinner At Otukpo by Douglasdale(m): 11:52am On Dec 26, 2013
What are those corpers still doing @ Oturpko till now? Abu them no get house? These people be falling my hand. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Elected Chairman Of Progressive Governors Forum by Douglasdale(m): 1:09am On Dec 14, 2013
I just hate tribalistic idiots talk. you all are the reasons our people never progress politically.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Elected Chairman Of Progressive Governors Forum by Douglasdale(m): 12:55am On Dec 14, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Imo state is just an impurity in the SE.
Can't wait for 2015 when true Imolites (not Lagos Imolites) will wipe this devil stamp off their head.
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IMO state an impurity? I wonder how people will come online and spew garbage cos of free Mbs. IMO state and is way better than all the other south eastern states in their totality bar Enugu city. people like y deserve to be thrown into an abyss. Please what has Gej done for Igbo people? clowns.
PoliticsRe: Gov. Rotimi Amechi In SHILLOW 2013 by Douglasdale(m): 12:43am On Dec 14, 2013
booked space.
PoliticsRe: Sunday News Headlines After Anambra Election by Douglasdale(m): 7:38am On Nov 16, 2013
nicxguy: Apga cn never win cos our people are angry wit peter obi for destroying our shop for upper iweka hw then do u expect dem to vote for APGA
there re more than 1 million voters in Anambra... who gives a farm about ur shop?
PoliticsRe: Sunday News Headlines After Anambra Election by Douglasdale(m): 7:36am On Nov 16, 2013
mikeansy: with regrets and I hate to say this but Tony Nwoye is the next Governor of Anambra

University frat boys are ready to lay down their lives to enthrone nwoye
And who are the University frat BOYS? the kind of rubbish I read on naira land.

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