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abi o penfold

E no good make man dey induce pity

Forget your trials

stand up and go to the promised land

I have a dream my brother

i HAVE A DREAM

that you shall rise up like the phoenix

and from Abeokuta to Kanfanchan

you shall be irresistible

and that b***h will be nothing but a memory

I have a dream my people

I HAVE A DREAM

Redsun you are an oxymoron _{hehehehe my english don dey improve o}

U no like their language too much

but you dey like pipe their women

kai

Lauryn

U suppose know say toasting no get time limit

laro, losan ati ale

a brother has to keep his game tight

but he be like say you be premiership player

I still dey try comot for division two biko

Ansar u deen for Ajangbadi

penfold:
Na so them dey abuse Jesus,
He was called a drunk
He was labelled insane
Some even said he was a bastard
Alas! He was the saviour of the world!!

Mo Gentle!!

But he never had a stalker

penfold na wa o

even as i embellish your resume

e no enter. na to go church now o

oya Lauryn

did i tell you I was an investment banker

_{desperation ke. I am sure male attention surplus for your side}

e be like say una dodge the last juju
wey i put the las time

ok

the person wey post after me

na 419 go collect all the savings wey he get now

oya make una try me

penfold na true sha

And as Lauryn dey so

I dey see her position dey shift small

men you have a shot

more than a shot sef

@Lauryn

my guy Penfold comes from a very illustrious family

of star intellectuals

he has climbed the career ladder to heights unknown for someone his age

and he is considered first class managerial material at his corporation

Ol bob the man is on the up. Fly with him

_{May una no blame me I drink vodka for break this afternoon}

@kateflow

shay o ri foto yen

ko da ra ra



I believe say na your level be that

kateflow

if you dey try chase admirers away

that picshur wey you put na masterstroke

lauryn no vex

na typo

na omoge i be wan write

I just dey o

Dem no pay me anything

I jus be spectator

As per penfold, e be like say he dey look tinu in new light after all

Half a fish is better than proper opeke abi

your all pedants on the lose

sexy lauryn

u left penfold despondent

u just look im offline for YIM with disdain

chei

So many prudes on this bloody thread, asking whether one is married bla bla bla

If you cannot release yourself with all the anonymity that this forum affords

I wonder how bloody conservative you lot are at home.

I reckon you should try something other than the missionary position

bloody Missionaries

goallllllllllllllllll

redsun you need to go into one of those London phone booths

call a catchy number and get laid for real

yes o, i'd rather be human

because i no be bird

lalaboi:
ehn!

get me link 4 orobo! take it to kibo!
den send a message to kibo to contact roki for you!

and that is it! u get d mp3!

lalaboi u be serious crase

lmao

ol bob na comedy be your talent abeg

no let your teacher lie for you

romeo:
y yo te aseguro que tu olor se puede oler desde Malaga y no solo marbella, tonto de culo

Fufu King:
Mira quien habla! Usted piensa que es lo unico que entiende espanol? Estas enganado mi amigo.

gbogbo yin ke ma bo. Emi le n bu

Ori yin o suwon

what do you think

he let it slide once he saw her picshur

I could smell his game all the way from Marbella

wetin you think

na the game we dey so now

so redsun na your game bee that since

first abuse, com apologise, then proceed from there

that trick don dey wafi for ages

Ol bob Redsun and Romeo

Why una dey perch on Thief of Hearts for here

Dem dey try bring edumafication for una

but it seems you want to wallow in your Kunta Kinte ways

TOH come teach me english jare

eiya i make nana run comot


nana no vex o

na play i dey play

all this pikin of nowadays sef

dem too dey quick vex

westminster to vauxhall no really far now

see u

na fifteen mins walk for unfit sod like u

mishooo:
Bros no vex, Na Lala use style talk am. I come dey wan rebuke am now.
How i go abuse bros like you.

How many pikin you don born self?? i just dey ask oo, because as i see your chest so, e go dey attract pikin from your wife well well.

na from the age of sixteen i start

i be stud now

i don lose count sef

if you don read Lion and the jewel

the Baale na my hero

abt the strike thing

na waka i waka from westminster reach vauxhall

i dey inside bus before but half of the ppl wey dey inside never baff

Romeo you sure say u no fancy TOH

wey you dey harrass am like this

I know him husband o

Lets jus say you dont want to mess with him

lala

I go give somze your address

that one go sort you out

mishooo i hope say you still dey like me

when you reach my age

kai

see this student wey dey tell me say make I la oju mi

U know when i go school finish

Orisirisi

Anyway no be una fault

Yoruba talk say

It is a shame when the child sees the parent naked. kai

Agba n tara