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debosky:
if you be oyibo man, you go vex collect your language from naija people

make them carry go sef

all monkey want na banana dem talk say dem one give am language

I think Liverpool have a strong squad as well

altho their coach tends to overthink the game too much.

Central defence might also prove a prblem if Carragher goes down.

Aberloa tho has to be the best left back in the premiership right now

Unlike Evra he looks like he can score when he goes forward

Ol bob I no go lie una

English hard me no be small.

The mark wey I get ko n she oju la san

@debosky

na oussssssss soooooo bigsssssssssss she dey shout

@debosky

no mind that yeye manager

dey use my bad english as excuse

e no wan tell anybody say i pipe im wife

thinking how come i never loved one day of school

now i never love one day of work

Give up and make the lingua franca Pidgin

i think it is a truth that it is a worst state of affear that naija english is in.

i

ol bob no lose hope o

see kateflow for here

u can help to withdraw her from her innocence

birds eye view

@kateflow

come its all in good fun abi

@penfold
na you lauryn blank like this?

serious

@lauryn

takia o

make you safeguard that cargo wey you dey carry

@penfold

so now u think say the girl wowo

when you dey pipe u no think so abi

kai men eh

@kateflow

see u

dey do like say butter no go melt for your mouth

abi na u go spoil us

@penfold

na so you dey enter wahala

if woman stalk me like this

i dey go padlock my equipment

make e no lead me astray

orisabunmi

@infourmer

dis one wey you don dey shake so

u go don pour before you use one

i no blame you sha

the girl na fire

See all of una wey get dirty mind

I wan recommend my church to am
make dem comot that spirit of the stalkerazzi

@penfold

meanwhile if you no get any use for that tinu again

biko

I can think of a few things

Ol bob I now seee y infourmer whimp out

Men your picture na die

E recognise say he no fit handle you

@penfold

have you seen fatal attraction

@infourmer

who you dey try toast

@penfold

you have entered it

Ol bob wetin dey go on for here

Mc Omo:
Niceuzor and Doyin13

what a nice combination

May you choke on all that Omo

where all them Ono, Laudate, Xris, Dimka.

The Politics section is no longer fun man.#

Make them come back abeg

Ol bob na work o

i go holla you later

Where Gamine sef

E don tey wey the babe show face

I dey miss our banter

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na for your eyes only o, no tell anybody

Come no put me 4 trouble o

My nland wife fit dey watch so

Nah I was jus being friendly

chikena

awwww

i thot as she was ur friend, i would be caught immediately
but to my surprise

CRIKEY

acidrop

so you heard of my misdeeds.

don't blame me jare, it is jus my mischievous mind

and it was a particularly boring night in London