₦airaland Forum

Gamine:
don't mind that doyin13

hes a closet paedophile

lol

i thought we were being subtle

Gamine:
damned! as if u don't know

werent u the one that brought it up!!

No be only Shire n Ham

Mayb u know Lagoshire

or is it Ondoham, Oyoshire, Ogunshire or mayb Ekitiham

Shoire!!!!

I wonder how you go actually be when you get to 15

mishooo:
@Doyin, you are loosing me, What/Where is ojugbule ??

Damned if I know. Just playing along

The places I am familiar with end with shire or ham

@Gamine

You can take a man out of Ojugbule

but you sure can't take Ojugbule out of a man

Gamine:
Lol

ryhmes huh

Doyin
Groyin
Greyin
Gremin
Gremlin

YES!!!!

Figures!!!!

lol

that is so farfetched, in fact

as farfetched as you marrying someone from Ojugbule

pterygott:
Now my nana has left. . .no thanks to some Gremlins on this thread!!!

Rhymes with Gamine dont you think

@Gamine

See me see trouble o

We dey raise your profile and you no happy.

Oya nana

You cannot go wrong with this

Make your face like this.

If ptery still want, then marry her, cause it must be love

nana

abeg wa da lohun abi

Haha

I now confirm my suspicions

Only one person could have told you where I live

As per the picture removal

FAT CHANCE

Gamine at her finest

save wetin

my system is virus proof

nana try looking like this

@lanre-s

such a mature response

I am left speechless and apologetic

I made a mistake, you are not a hiphop american wannabe, 'my bad',

the pic i see now is a Steve Urkel lookalike.

Gamine:
she alredi looks like
Aya Matanga

i wonder why pterygoat is after her
i guess, because d gaot has a problem

Bravo Gamine

You have outdone yourself

@Gamine

if person see you now dem go think say you sweet

dem no know say

hell hath no mouth like Gamine on the loose,

@nana

if you want to ward off the attention

change that pic

try looking like aya matanga

nana

just play along will you

where id your sense of fun

@lanre s

that you call clothes baffs shows how stylistically mediocre you must be.

You have prolly never worn clothes that fit

The trouser no dey pass your ankle when you young and he dey sweep
ground as you old.

They are clothes not baffs. geddit

mishoo.

Where your moustache

lala na you dem dey call garage boi

this gamine and im sharp mouth

Na true. O ti fa igbo so ri

@topic

where the babymother

Gamine:
this can only be done with money

well back packing requires little capital

i can get round Europe with hundred pounds

Unfortunately the ladies travel first class nowadays

Well I think it is contextual.

I think people are willing to give it a go regardless of money
up to the age of say 23-24 before the women folk start getting
career minded and the like

For most of University I was as broke as the Nigerian Economy
but I had quite a few fruitful relationships. Most of the ladies had stars in their
eyes, wanted to see the world, and save the environment.

Well they have since donned their suits and set conditions on their relationships.
They now find my antics childish and lacking in ambition, the same antics that had them giggling and cooing
in my ears a few years back.

well I am now looking for a female who wants to see the world and save the planet

geevader

People, this issue of romance and money has been on my mind a whole lot lately

See this is my dilemma

I am the next in line to the throne of the Awuajale of Ijebuland

Accompanying my title are assets worth over ten million dollars.

Now I need to find a woman who will marry me for who I am not what I have.

I have this plan:

I will travel to America to find my bride

I will live in the most decrepit conditions, prolly work at Mcdonalds.

My only luxury will be my able servant Semiu.

If a girl still finds me attractive then, I shall make her my queen.

What do you lot think?

Gamine:
eyaaah

u only thot so, because u hav lived there all your life, . . . .


eyaaaahh


Ojugbule, i must say is d razzest place eva

Come let me take u away, to somewhere really posh

say like; erhmmm. . . .jst come jo!

Hmmmm thanks for the offer

Wont take you up on it tho

I like Ojugbule just fine.

After perusing the world

I find it epitomises urban chic

I thought Ojugbule was a posh area

@topic

waka shege

Gamine

I can sense your delight with all this attention

nike4luv:
15, wel i do look very young but the last time i checked my birth certificate, i aint 15.

14 then?

@lala

u never old pass to dey go carnival

@nike4luv

i see you have grown up

you look fifteen now

@lalaboi

I sure say that baby sabi make noise

I like to visit the great places of the world.

Best experience so far.

Alhambra in Spain.

Highly recommended

Henman leading Tursunov!!!!

He used to have problems with the brother

@topic

I can't even be bothered to vex

I will just assume your suggestion is a product of a twisted sense of humour

But Bruv, shit aint funny yo