₦airaland Forum

like the Stock Brokers refrain

'Past performance is no indication of future results'

I Assure you lot
By Tomorrow you shall all be Pompey supporters

We shall bring pomp and pageantry to that characterless and stale
Emirates Stadium

well Jackal

On the evidence of what we have seen so far

Hargreaves looks the best buy so far

But my money is on either Nani or Anderson to really sparkle
from this class.

Since we are talking about pets

I will give you guys a joke I heard a while back living in Naija

It was back in the early nineties when Naija had the scare of the Kero Beans.
This beans actually tasted like they had Kerosene in them

This particular couple had a quarrel one morning
and the wife threatened to kill him after which he left for work

Upon returning he found out she had cooked beans.
Remembering the threat the wife made in the morning he
was wary of eating the beans despite his hunger

He decided to use their dog Bingo(who else) as a test for the food's quality
The dog wolfed down the portion without any palaver

He quickly ate to assuage his hunger.
After having his fill, the house girl came to the room crying
'Oga Bingo don die o'.

He too started crying 'this woman don achieve him aim'

He decided that rather than give his wife the satisfaction of killing him
he would accelerate the process and kill himself. He want to their stash of rat poison and
swallowed a sizeable portion

Now cringing in pain and nearing death
he heard the housegirl come back to tell him
'Oga the man wey jam Bingo die don come beg o!!!!

But I am on Saha's side on this whole issue
because there is a tinge of racism I feel.

It happened to Andy Cole as well-
people nitpicking in the name of criticism

For Cole it was he needed more than a few good chances to
put the ball in the net. Now them wan use style shift Saha

Jackal:
@ Doyin13,

If u are having such erections on Saha . . . .I will tell Fergie to do a swap with UTAKA.

hmmm

Well Utaka is worth a lot more.

I hear Shola Ameobi is up for sale.

Now that makes a lot of sense .

haaa Jackal

Well If I remember correctly Etoo's teammates were prolly
worse at Mallorca, as were Milito's at Zaragoza,
but they consistently beat Torres on the scoring stakes.

Saha na class act abeg

Jackal:
What are u guys going to play against Pompey 2mrw?
Kanu + Benjani + Utaka + Bouba Diop are planning to sink the Emirates tomorrow.

so you get sense like this
I wish you could display it more often.

Anyway about Saha
I see u mentioned Torres.
Well Torres has not scored up
to twenty league goals in a season before.

Saha is better in the air and
prolly as fast

The only gripe against him is his injury situation
Otherwise he is as good as anyone in the Premiership

And why the double standards
You guys no like black people

Solksjaer got sympathy thorough his injury woes

and Roy keane never got this much aggro
for a player who i remember got injured
quite a bit apart from his penchant for getting suspended
for his childish wilfulness

abi o ti ya ode

ta ni o pe ni clown

ti n ba mu e

you know i know where you live

Ol bob its not that I hate animals

But I feel as an environmental acitvist that
their domestication be halted forthwith

it is a gross violation of their animal rights not least patronizing to them
that we feel we are doing them a favour .

I am sure you have noticed how happy they are when they are allowed
to go outside.

I am sure you are thinking

WHY IS HE PREACHING

and to be honest

I DONT KNOW

I see they are lots of POMPEY
suporters here

Well Jackal I can assure you
that I know much about football
and I remember watching Corintnians
a great deal when Tevez was there the season they
won the Campeonato.

And he never had no VAMPETA playing with him then.

But that is besides the point anyway.

But I remember you glorifying the guy
before you made a climbdown and
decided he can't play upfront on his own.

Now Joe Cole cannot play upfront on his own
but nobody has ever claimed he was a better player than ROONEY
the way you claimed Tevez was.

The reason why Rooney is infinitely worth a lot more than Tevez is
because he dont need no one around him.

He is a threat by HIMSELF
which Tevez aint at least not in this league.

Come to think of it
its a bit demeaning to Joe Cole
to compare him with Tevez

You are still downplaying Saha's talent.
Remember Man U was not close without him on the field

But you had your 30 million rated Tevez there
Why dont you use the same standard to judge him

Tell me for 30 million pounds, wouldn't you expect Tevez to at least have an impact
on Sunderland without any help

And this whole idea about 2nd half display
if that is your idea of an improvement
then Rooney was a bargain at 28 million
He should have cost a 100 million

And remember Tevez came to prominence in the South American Leagues
especially at Corinthians where he hardly played with a big bustling centre forward

But his lack of any distinguishing physical attributes is now obvious
He is neither quick nor strong.

@debo

oda bi n pe o ya omo ta ni gba to wa n kekere

orin ti awon omo eleja primary school man ko ni gba kan niyen

Why do you remind me of Steve Urkel?

Hmmm. But you would never find him in a baseball cap would you

Never mind

Well I cant say I was expecting Sharapova to be outsted

@PDF can you give any more details on how the match developed

I no know why Manchester United fans dey diss Saha

The guy bad well well.

Instead una go dey praise Tevez. A bust materialising slowly
I can't believe you guys actually thot he could dribble

As per Anderson I dont think he has the imagination to work up the middle.
Playing on the wings will help focus narrow down the options and focus his decision making

you look scared?

Did you see the Daleks?

Both films are quite rubbish in my opinion


Pretentious grandstanding masquerading as historical entertainment.

if only Gladiators fought such long fights in Gladiator or they all had supple muscles like the persians in 300.

Garbage

I am looking forward to seeing Anderson

I suspect in the long run he will be more successful on the left wing than Nani ever will

prosper606:
My Brithday Is 24th Of December Anyone That Match My Brithday Should Call Me 08025219979 My Name Is Prosper

so that you can prosper eh

shakira abi wetin you call yourself

y you dey pick on people for here

better go and shake your waist somewhere else

androgynous beast

which kain question be that?

perhaps he is keeping them
hoping that by some divine miracle

THEY WOULD TEACH HIM HOW TO ACT

Brother should go to acting school

@knowall

well the connection to government in Britain is not quite the same

With the monopoly which some few people have to Aso Rock and state houses in Naija
they would be enough anti trust suits to make a phalanx of barristers happy

Thinking i tot iice pass menopause two decades ago

acidrop

crazykid ssems very confident about his ownership

nah i am not showy




do you have any tattoos?

The Rockets are my fave team from Texas

no, always keep my wits about me



ever felt like you were about to die/

so this weekend is a sure three points for Pompey i reckon

I am sure you lot agree with me

mukina2:
thunder scatter your pc

dreamer . .wake up jare

i heard Taribo west signed for Pompey

saa Bopa! saa tat! saa Muti! yes benna la!