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Ol bob you go ask o

happy birthday dolly.

Hope your hubby has not left for abroad already?

Wish you a blessed day

Olanajim, if you are not a motivational speaker now

then you are relatively redundant wherever you might be.

harsh and uncalled for.

The poor guy.

All he wanted was the elixir of youth.

Not marauding tongue lashers.

'arm robbery'

LOL

Is that a play with words or just an unfortunate typo

@dollyshow

Na me o. Dont be fooled by the muscles. It is my age catching up with me.



Weightlifter for where. I hope I am more cerebral than that.

Babeelove. Help me tell am.

na work now.

but men i no get time for long story

Bros najim u get time o.

ThiefOfHearts:
Yes. That would actually be nice. didirin.

dodoyo ma ni e o.

ta lo n bu

For marriage, please go ahead

But for services to rekindle your fire during those stale periods of marriage

My freefone number is 555-555-relight my fire

You assume I want to get married.

Trust me the ladies would rather I stayed single.

For reasons I am sure Kobe was not able to carry across

I hope his thing is not hanging out sha?



Forget Indecent Exposure, they might throw attempting to administer a malicious and noxious thing charge at him

The sentence is a sawed off willy

But on a serious note.

I no understand this kain association

I find it impossibe to believe that such a thing can occur.

It must be an advertising campaign by Seun.

Soon you will see the banners.

''Visit N/Land for Online Nupital Bliss''

So na that kain boy wey after one round, na snoring time.

Chei Kobe. Your secret's out men

So that was how it went.

E be like say Kobe fccuk up

You sure.

You no see as saccharine dey drip from the boy mouth.

You no wan feel young again.

Abeg. I know say you go like beta thing

For Our wedding we go come give dem some vanilla Ice

Ice Ice baby

Ol bob insomniacs plenty for n/land o

How Kobe now?

@iice

shay dis story no just encourage you to bend on one knee, come propose to marry the guy wey you fit grab first



na me o

@acid drop

so you be small pikin sef and PTH no think say u fine.

You com dey abuse your elders.

Chei I don suffer

duh I very well knew it wasn't you

You probably have a yamhead

Ol bob

na the australian sun abi

Of course its me. I am too old to be fretting over how I look

Passed that stage about a decade ago.

From your profile, it would seem

Well never mind

Come na which side you dey sef. You dey watch Aussie rules?

na wetin I be wan tell u self

U must be growing cataracts.

may you carry go.

babe wey pass you dey trip for me easy.

I be otutupuyoyo

Hmm may una excuse me for the moment

Sandie baby dey call me

U never know I might be able to extract a promise for tomorrow night.

Aloib I dey come o

It was a rhetorical question

Lol

Dafman

se wa la oko mi

See all this softies.

Abeg give me the contact details of your tutor make I talk to am in Naija way.

Na A* you go get

You no trust.

Before you start to dey comment abt the shape of my head,
u suppose know say we don see u finish.

May we see your pic. Bloody Lepa

aloib:
david, what relationship problems,
dafman i love when non yoruba men speak yoruba to me, so sexy, can u sing yoruba songs that would even be worse,

hahaha, ure out of the question, no more white guys again

So by principle of subtraction
Pth- Your tool is inadequate.

Dafman- Things might get lost in translation

It leaves moi

Aloib- come to Papi

me love you baby me love you long time

@pth

that one na news?

We can obviously tell from the size of your tool

Lie ke.

Just talk say you wan make I let you use am.

The snow is very good this time of the year for beginners.

Aloib. Make you no miss road o

I fit talk like professional guy, but baby I gots to make money like a nineteen boy.

Professional guy fit afford to buy my chalet in the Alps?