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[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288332#msg3288332 date=1230690673]
Rephrase the Question and dare to tell Us why your Pubic hair has twislted all together due to lack of constant Lubrication, and how some hair has overgrown blocking the passage into your Privatorial Cavity. The last Victim sure had a Nasty Experience

You need Dildos   [/quote]mehn see graphic detail

jenny. . . .the guy just said ur pubic hair is corn rowed

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288330#msg3288330 date=1230690600]Aitete mu ole Barawo ni e jooo [/quote]Bushmeat must catch hunter na

come chika 98

u be fine chica  

na wa oo. . .

this brother has sure had u all inspired

na wa oo. . .

why u dey jealous wabamise majekodunmi

WesleyanA:
doyin13 please calm down. . .
first of all, in order to do big things in NY, you have to first shorten your name. please it's too long and difficult for americans to pronounce.
If you want more tips from real stars, you're free to ask. ,

If they can pronounce Schwarzenegger. . . .they sure as hell better
learn how to pronounce this future star's name

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=213154.msg3288242#msg3288242 date=1230689221]Are u denying your own picture??
I was only kidding, u look 17.
If u trim your beard, u could play in the next under 17 world cup without hasslez. [/quote]see this one. . .u want to trick ur uncle


abegi. . . .the guy in the picture is Wabamise Majekodunmi  

a Nigerian doing big tings in NY.

WesleyanA:
doyin I say you change your profile name. otherwise, people will think you're 13 and will not take you seriously. . . as evident from this topic.

na wa oo. . .

all this caring about my welfare.

I might start to think you fancy me sha

hehehehehe

busybein:
ok sorry but i have to laff

buahahaahahhaahaahhahaahahahahahhahahhahhaha this is funny,hahahahahahahhah doyin 13 ROTFLMSGBO

na wa oo.

Your rat teeth na im cause dis kain eruption

But seriously now. . . who puts their real picture on the internet nowadays.

There is no price to be put on anonymity.

The guy in my profile is an up and coming broadway star and he is 24.

chika98:
No worries. He just might be that old.

45 ke. . .O ga oo

Make una look again abeg.

There is a reason they call me ''Doyin babyface''

WesleyanA:
I asked a simple question mister.
can I get a simple answer?

ahn ahn. . . .na fight

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=213154.msg3288168#msg3288168 date=1230688171]Doyin and Gbenga Daniels were classmates back in em days.[/quote]hehehehe.   . , . . . .

and you sat behind Jesus in the fifth grade

tope2000:
doyin is an old man
but reason like child
like the film I AM SAM

wa kan run down

WesleyanA:
doyin how old are you sef?

I'll give a hint on that too. . .

In my heydays

I used to rock my trouser, back to front

kinda like Kris Kros

those were the days mehnnnnn

Kris Kros will make you jump jump

who dash David 25. . . .

Let me give you a hint.

You know flava flav's neck clock

David used to rock that in his hey days.

Sisi Jinx:
Aaah, so that's what they call it now eh?

I got you! I got you!

see. . . .i told you i was a fountain of knowledge

Now come drink. . .

water as well as ogi. . . . .hehehehehehe

Sisi Jinx:
Err,  . .  hmm. . .  https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/106.gif

Okay since we seem to have shifted to Bizarro world, where up is down, left is right, big is. . .

I guess yeah, that's what we are going to talk about.

abi oo. . .

i can't lie about the size of my wallet.

Sisi Jinx:
@ Doyin

Doyin. . . se wereness naa ti go away.

As you can see Iyalode and I are online at the same time.

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Sisi Jinx:
Exactly! Greedy people are never pleased. . . so why bother.

Talk to him you say? Hmmm. . . fine idea!

Alrighty then!

*Clears throat*

Doyin, we need to talk.

hehehehe. . . . .

Is it over my huge size again??

Sisi. . . .E be like say Sprint dey do special offer.

Use one minute, get extra free

Sisi Jinx:
Let the little perfect Naija wife stay at home and suffer all the headaches of trying to please the unpleaseable.


Aaaah! Ain't life grand?  

why you no just confront your husband one on one
rather than heap all ur wahala on our head

I will even offer to stand by you during the confrontation. . . .

But Biko. . . . tell me this one thing.

How big is he

StephenP:
hahaha Maybe y'all were reading too deep. Those posts were supposed to be literarily. Like I said, I need females for my trumpet section so if you can blow, come this way.

Sweet Mother of Hot Dogs  

onyinye2:
DANM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is definitely NOT the same Stephen from before.

na wa o
even me sef fear

e be like say no be only james bond don undergo transformation

Sisi Jinx:
Besides, why give a guy a big head over his small nothing

Classic

hehehehehehe.

i know

adults can be shameless sometimes

i am timing you oo. . . . .56 57 57

my loins and ur nyarsh.

atta girl

ooh la la

4 Play:
Abeg, who this one dey try deceive? Pretending he is a high-class LovePeddler when you dey offer your ''services'' for T-Mobile £10 voucher.

Iti Bolibo, . .  

Akpa Amu

chika98:
Some one is deluded. What services do you offer if i may ask?

A Yekini special. . . .on the rocks

anytime anywhere  

LadyT:
No you would not Doyin. You'd give your fanny to the highest bidder!

My services are available to the highest bidder right now to be honest.

There is a reserve of 1 billion naira

You didn't know the pastor had loins